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beautiful swedish machines edition
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh5G7opWFO8

phone shop sub edition
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>he drinks sub 2L milk a day
Sure sign of a runt
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TIIINNNYY RIIIIIICK
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fuck pooland
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JF out
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remember facemasks for phones?
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Very glad I finally got to watching Twin Peaks

good show
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>>78163594
what do you weigh
post belly to prove you aren't just fat
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>>78163574
elite selling krew bruv
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put my tomato sauce on penne and sopped it up with stale bread toast
feeling very full
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>>78163630
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>>78163648
horrible rat-like creature
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>>78163648
bad post
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>>78163634
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Saw a beautfiful Swedish mechanical dildo the other day
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>>78163652
sounds lovely x
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>>78163648
vile goblin
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sick of this envious irish runt
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lads I fancy a spot of minecraft but I'm terribly uncreative. Can someone give me some ideas of shit to build
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any cute bums in
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ate all of mummies go! bars, she will NOT be happy when she returns from toil
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"pooland" is a historical mistake in dire need of correction
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>>78163735
A giant willy
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>>78163728
what's there to be envious about you runt
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finns are emphatically good posters
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>>78163735
greenhouse
a giant willy
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please reply to me
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gonna fall asleep
but we have guests arriving
what a dilemma
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>>78163742
rude, no

>>78163759
greenhouse is a decent idea actually. COOL!
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>>78163735
the virgin game
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>>78163735
i'm building a very large log cabin but its in a large ice plains biome and i regret it now because the scenery is so grim
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>>78163648
Disgusting little creature
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>>78163735
a slime farm
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>>78163735
barratt suburban home
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>>78163774
ok
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>>78163735
the acropolis, or some temples. a roman city maybe.
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>>78163743
you tell me you're the one who's bumblasted about my presence for no reason
>>78163774
xx
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@774
shall not
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>>78163728
nobody is envious about you
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>>78163802
JF's OUT
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>>78163648
opposite sentiment to the prior responses
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>North Korean media says it will bomb Seoul at 2AM

here we go lads
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why is pickle rick a meme?
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>>78163735
large pickle monument to our fav car2n (could also pass it off as a giant willy if need be)
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would michael jackson be considered white?
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>boomers ruin the country for future generations
>but it's okay because they got theirs
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>>78163828
hes in the house tonight
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me in the back
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Free Market Economies:
>USA, Japan, South Korea, UK, Taiwan, Singapore


Command economies:
>USSR, North Korea, Cuba, Hungary, Yugoslavia, East Germany

lefties would prefer us to emulate the command group
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>>78163868
it's every night bro
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>>78163879
2bh the UK is sliding back into the conditions at the time when marx was writing. in which case the soviet union would be superior to the UK in terms of living standards.
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>>78163879
*ahem*
add Ireland to free market economies please
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pickle
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>>78163737
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>>78163784
yeah its always important to find the right landscape before you begin

>>78163782
shagged more girls than u pal

>>78163794
I don't know how to do slime, im a novice, never even built a portal

>>78163798
Will put one of these next to my greenhouse
>>78163800
what should I use to simulate marble (pls not I only play the style where you have to manually mine all your resources yourself)
>>78163831
this could be hella freakin epic
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>>78163777
glad you liked it
also an old mansion and an arena
>>78163808
you're clearly envious about my (You)s
nothing personnel paddy
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>>78163913
its there under UK 2bh.
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>>78163853
Genetically, nonces have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me.
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>>78163879
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes, lefties
or as i like to call them, not-rightists, or incorrectists
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>>78163879
>Free market

>mass inequality
>majority can't afford a family house when working 40+ hours/week in STEM

>Command

>Everyone fed and housed, working for the nation, to improve the nation

Hmmm wonder which one's better...
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>>78163945
monkey
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>>78163879
would rather live in ussr, gdr or sfry than any capitalist country
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>>78163945
>and an arena
I won't do an areana, but I will do one of those ancient greek style theatres where its like a semi-circle. I forget the name
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4wwfcWFooQ
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>>78163989
imagine 2bh
>not having to worry about housing or food or keeping up with the jones's
>just going to work and then coming home to take part in group activities with your comrades
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>>78163989
then do it
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please be nice to digimon
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LADS


https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/royal-announcement-william-kate-officially-021200634.html
https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/royal-announcement-william-kate-officially-021200634.html
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LADS
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>>78163964
>working for the nation, to improve the nation
after having killed half of it and all its culture
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>Everyone fed and housed, working for the nation, to improve the nation
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>>78163964

if socialism is so great, why do people take grave risks to escape it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariel_boatlift
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Haven't seen the infamous pickle rick episode as I had to stop at the previous episode once I found out it was a muh girl power episode written by a woman
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egg
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ellie kendrick a cute
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>>78164000
don't feel good looking at this

its going to be a close from me.
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Dislike both capitalism and state capitalism which gives me the moral high ground and makes me smarter than everyone
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>>78164023
rorke would rather feel schlmos cock up his arse 24/7, believing he has a chance at climbing the corporate """""ladder""""""(or should I say greased-up pole)
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>>78164023
you can literally do that now unless you're so stupid that you can't get a job paying the average wage.
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>>78164067
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>if socialism is so great, why do people take grave risks to escape it?
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>>78164030
what is it
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pickled eggs
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this is where ideology gets you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korean_famine
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>>78164105
>not worry about housing

sorry lad, in the UK this is unviable. you have to work in worker-bunks till you're about 30 evne if you're a highflyer.
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>>78163997
post screencaps when you're done x
>>78163966
bit rude
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Nazi germany
>billion space programs
>easily able to conquer the whole world in eu4
>using genetic engineering to create anime waifus
Modern "germany"
>1 space program shared with the rest of europe
>hard time conquering anyone in eu4
>lots of refugees
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>>if socialism is so great, why do people take grave risks to escape it?
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>>78164114
That's actually a really good question tho.
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NEED me an amazon gf
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>>78164123
The Queen is abdicating
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commies had to build a wall to keep people in lol
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>>78164024
yeah cool just let me recreate the ussr
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Are there any first world commies that have military experience? A lot of people on the extreme right do, why do lefties think they could win against them and "smash the fash".
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>>78164030

Abolish the monarchy and imprison them for crimes against humanity
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>>78164155
hmmm not sure i believe you
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>>78164158
go to another commie country
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can we all just admit communism doesn't work and move on

nobody unironically thinks it does
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>>78164159
fuck off fash
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>>78164150
wouldn't she die during delivery or do they provide breathing holes?
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>>78164044
rationing where everyone gets fed > free market where some starve and some get fat
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>>78164150
she's 5'10...
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lads does your willy naturally hang to the left or right? right here
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>>78164190
it will work in a couple of hundred years time when the human race has matured a bit. plus religion needs to fucking go as well.
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Reminder that Cuba has the most advanced healthcare system in the world, no homelessness, full employment, tiny levels of poverty & high educational standards
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>>78164173
No. Rather create a socialist state in Britain.
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>>78164190
communism will work once we automate everything and have technology that permits near perpetual power.
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>>78164132
ok :) I like you puerto anon, don't listen to padraig
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>>78164190
I used to when I was about 13. Kids are really dumb.
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>>78164223
real chin scratcher
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Honestly wish the rorkes would just fuck off, /brit/ is, was and always will be a communist general
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>>78164223
then move there.

I've been there and its a shit-hole. but you know best, right?
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>play civ 5
>unplayable because units won't stack, because i don't have the mods, which need the expansions
>the expansions cost £40

>play oblivion
>install a bunch of mods to make it look and play nice
>crash to desktop after 15 minutes no matter what i do

>play elite: dangerous
>try to fly in a system with other human players
>get blown up by other players without provocation, no chance to defend myself because they've all spent 3000 hours grinding

>play fallout new vegas
>already know every inch of the world inside out
>mods and items have made the game too easy

>play silent hunter 3
>nothing happens for 5 hours
>something happens, instantly run out of torpedoes, making the mission impossible

>play reign of kings
>spend 5 hours grinding to build a stone house that's safe from other players stealing all my stuff
>other players just hack and cheat, and devs have long abandoned the game

>play hotline miami
>finish it in one evening

>play just cause 2
>tons of content
>gameplay becomes repetitive after 5 hours

>play gtav
>finish story mode and try to play sandbox mode
>ai is predictable and dumb

Never thought I'd grow weary of video games, lads, but there it is.
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My local grocery store just added half an aisle of /brit/ food. Whats the best brand of biscuits to buy?
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>>78164202

in reality it's rationing where everyone starves
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>>78164046
greedy gusanos were a small minority of the population and frankly, good riddance. lucky they weren't shot.
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>it will work in a couple of hundred years time when the human race has matured a bit. plus religion needs to fucking go as well.
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>>78164257
Wish i could play decent games on my computer.
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>>78164259
what are the options.
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>>78164257
>muh stacks
fuck off
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>>78164259
Chocolate digestives
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>>78164262
Starvation was under socialism in China, Russia, Cuba and every other socialist state.
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>>78164202
everyone gets fed in the western world because if you can't feed yourself you are given free food anyway
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does 4chan overall have a positive or negative influence on society?
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>>78164259
digestives
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Capitalism destroys everything in it's path, communism will never be relevant again
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>>78164212
Down
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>>78164259
malted milks, who cares about brands
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Me and the boys
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>>78164259
oreos
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>>78163942
>what should I use to simulate marble (pls not I only play the style where you have to manually mine all your resources yourself)
there is a classical blocks mod or whatever they are called in minecreaft that gives you blocks that look like marble. this i one i did with it years ago.
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>>78164245
thanks xx
>>78164256
is it good for tourism at least? considering a holiday there
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>>78164212
left but im more on the right of the political spectrum, not sure what i meant by that
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>>78164309
Malnutrition exists, so no
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If socialism is so amazing, why are all the african refugees flocking to Europe and not North Korea?
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>>78164347
i cant imagine there are many differences between PR and Cuba 2bh.
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>>78164286
I got one randomly given to me about a year ago. Was insanely exciting, like some sort of super-Christmas. Turns out, I spend 90% of the time on 4chan, which any computer can handle.

Really want to use my awesome computer and internet to it's full potential but I don't know where to start. Live streams, online gaming, and forums like this one are pretty much all I've managed to find.
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>>78164291
Rich tea and digestive biscuits from mcvitties and there were three others i dont remember. I like the tich tea ones.
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>>78164365
hard to get to Korea in a raft
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>>78164365
Africa is just a short boat ride away, whereas the mighty Juche state is too far away.
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big ol storm is brewing
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Are Koreans the ugliest race on earth?
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>>78164402
don't think so
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What gives lads? Aristocratic MMA fighter/underground classic writer or run of the mill thug?
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>>78164396
Oh is that why? I thought it was because North Korea is a hellish prison of starvation and political oppression.
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>>78164342
ah sick
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>>78164402
No, the Irish are.
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>>78164422
you look like fuckin wojack mate
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>>78164393
rich tea are premium dunking biscuits for tea or even coffee at a pinch. takes a bit of skill and practice to get it right so they dont break in the cup though.
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>>78164402
They're cute as fuck. I don't know what you're talking about.
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Just wana say thanks to everyone who gave me minecraft ideas :D
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>>78164422
look like a swarthy foucault
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communism seems fairly synonymous with racism.
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During the North Korean famine it was primarily the USA, South Korea and Japan that provided BILLIONS in aid to prevent mass starvation, the same countries that are now threatened with nuclear attack, what a bunch of ungrateful wankers those norks are.
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>78164422
looks alright actually
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>>78164422
you're literally the brainlet wojak, I mean you always were but you look like him too now
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>>78164298
>a scout unit takes up the same amount of physical space as a city
Nice immersion. Civ 5 is just overblown chess.
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>>78164474
Ive dunked them in tea and the flavors mix perfectly.
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>>78164457
Feeling a bit bored today that's all
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>>78163735
mob grinder
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>>78164480
Racism was strictly outlawed in the USSR.
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>>78164257
play old nintendo games
>>78164374
I think we're similar except their cars are old and their cities are deteriorated
lack of americanisation and the ban of reggaetton should be interesting though
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>pretend to be a communist in one post
>pretend to be a capitalist in another
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>>78164493
Yeah top of my head is a bit flat but I actually have a very high IQ
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>>78164481
wonder what would happen if next time around we didn't provide any food aid at all
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Is this stuff any good? Was thinking about trying it as a novelty.
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https://twitter.com/xychelsea/status/895619097051840513
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business idea: wither away the state
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>>78164549
So was living past the age of 35 it seems.
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>>78164583
its really an acquired taste
i doubt you'll like it.
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>>78164583
yeh its great stuff. a little goes a long way though. its not nutella.
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>>78164298
civ5 literally plays the exact same way every game
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>>78164362
Not really. Nobody is starving to death in the US and serious malnutrition is not a serious issue. I expect its the same across most of western europe.
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>>78164481
Smartest thing they ever did was to develop nukes, otherwise they could be wiped out in a few weeks
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>>78164583
yeah
spread thinly on hot buttery toast
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been away from /brit/ in a 3rd world country for a month

someone give me a quick rundown on anything I may have missed

last time I was with you the normies were just starting to discover tim
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>>78164594
nah
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>>78164565
hahhaha
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>>78164610
Whats it taste like? I assume its salty.
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>>78164519
good lad, you might as well pledge your loyalty to the queen now.
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>but I actually have a very high IQ
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>>78164632
>gif
fuck off
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>>78164592
fucking hell, what do they do to soldiers in american army?
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is bum sex any good? was thinking of trying it for a novelty
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>>78164637
rich, salty and savoury. hard to describe. marmite is fairly unique. vegemite is the shit-tier bruce version.
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>>78164530
explain
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>>78164503
it's a video game you nitwit
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http://www.topbuzz.com/article/i6450362585752535562
doing a cackle
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Been posting about Quintus Lollius Urbicus, algerian governor of britania for months on /brit/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quintus_Lollius_Urbicus
Glad to see him get some fame now with the controversy around that BBC cartoon
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>>78164559
wish I could do that
>>78164632
Tim is now prohibited since the surge of a Tim memes facebook page
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>>78164656
same.

enjoyed the gf fingering me
felt weird and uncomfortable with anything bigger than a finger, but reckon it might be more exciting if its a willy.
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could heem any of yous in a game of chess
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>>78164652
ptsd is a helluva drug
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>>78164675
guess the bbc was right after all

racists btfo once again
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>>78164635
That was a bit of hyperbole on my part, but you really shouldn't trust communist numbers. Russia didn't let anybody know of any weakness whatsoever, even if it was blatantly obvious to inside sources.
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finna join the freemasons lad.
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>>78163638
81kg at 6ft
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le pickle le rickle haha le
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reminder that inexperienced, sheltered, middle-class westerners know more about communism than people who actually lived through communist regimes and can testify to its oppressive horridness.
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>>78164675
>berber
>black
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>>78164751
are you fat or is it all muscle

I'm about 10kg less than you at the same height. Discuss diet and regimen
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>>78164632
we now post pictures of dale winton when quoting gayposts
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BOOM CLAP
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>>78164722
He was berber, not black though.
If this story showed anything really, it's how racist "leftists"/"progressives" are with the dichotomy white (germanics in fact)/everything else.
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>>78164685
thanks for reminding me to clip my nails
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>>78164782
have a gf from the USSR, who grew up under it.

she says her country was actually better under it, in terms of education, healthcare and people's general sense of well-being and belonging.

that said she loves expensive shit and freedom. so you know potato potarto really at the end of the day when you really think about it for a second or two.
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>>78164816
jews created both communism and capitalism
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>>78164816
your gf is 40?
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>>78164782

Communism has never been tried, only socialism.
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America killed 20% of the DPRK's entire population during the Korean War, completely levelled Pyongyang (a city of 500k) and dropped more munitions on it than it did in the entire Pacific Theatre of WW2.

And people wonder why North Koreans hate America.
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Built a massive house with an indoor farm in minecraft lol

happier times
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>>78164670
A video game that has 1% of the freedom and possibilities, not to mention immersion, of it's prequel. It was like going from Microsoft Word to a Speak 'n' Spell. Like going from chess to Connect 4. Like going from a modern 6-axis, 15 button joystick and throttle, to pic related.

Not all video games are equal. Civ 4 was awesome. Civ 5 is shite.
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>>78164862
if you poke a bear expect to get your shit pushed in.
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>>78164862
They started it. The only thing we did wrong was not finishing the job.
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>Man sues TfL for £47M, claiming they stole his idea to convert old stations to other uses

ah yes nobody's ever had that idea before
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>>78164842
Epic bro
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>>78164845
in her 30s.
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>>78164851
She'd have to older than that to have been truly raised under it.
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>>78164870
how do you get the livestock where they are supposed to be?
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Might listen to a spot of Lil Uzi Vert
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>>78164901
then she was hardly raised under it. She was what like 5 when it all collapsed? think on mate
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>>78164782
http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2017/06/29/in-russia-nostalgia-for-soviet-union-and-positive-feelings-about-stalin/
https://www.newcoldwar.org/in-levada-center-poll-most-russians-prefer-planned-economy-over-free-market/
https://www.rt.com/politics/340158-most-russians-regret-ussr-has/

Silly little Rorke *pats your head*
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>>78164894
i'll have you know that was actually an idea of mine, if you'd care to check the archives
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>>78164816
>dating a 40 year old slav
tragic
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PICKLLLLEEEEEE
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>>78164907
if you hold wheat in your hand they follow you
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>>78164842
fair play dude lmao
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>>78164855
>>78164855
Get in there (those who care to answer)
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>>78164907
if I remember correctly you can get animals to follow you by holding food for them
seeds for chickens
hay for cows
etc

the hardest part was getting grass to grow indoors, I had to build a track of soil blocks from outside which would then get covered by grass one by one, that took hours
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>>78164925
yeah but she has siblings and parents, who saw before and after with a lot more clarity than you have.
>>78164941
not a slav and in her 30s
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>>78164816
Really? I know a guy who grew up under communism in East Germany and he says that it was a nightmare.
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>>78164878
How did they poke a bear? America has no right to anything in the Korean peninsula except handing over reparations for the damage it did to the DPRK.
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>>78164901
so as a 2 year old she fully understood all the complexities of living in a communist society
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>>78164871
hmm
why don't you play civ 4 then?
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>>78164944
mad
I'm learning so much

going to have a lot of fun with it tonight
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>people at work tell me I'm too rigid and need to have sex
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>>78164963
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/homesick-for-a-dictatorship-majority-of-eastern-germans-feel-life-better-under-communism-a-634122.html
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>>78164932
a lot of people feel nostalgia for the 50s and even fascist germany and other such countries. are they also right?
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>>78164932

Some people here yearn for the good old days when half the map was painted in red, criminals were hanged and everyone was dying of consumption too.
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>>78164963
well i think it depends which country you're contrasting to.

East Germany clearly did worse than West Germany.
but Tajikstan probably is doing better than say Afghanistan for example.

>>78164980
>has siblings
>parents
>had a brief stint under it and saw first hand the impact of the removal of the system
>>
hats
for clowns
lalalalalala
>>
Wish white people were wiped from the planet.
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>>78164862

should have killed them all
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>>78165053
I'd settle for just one (me)
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Wish there was a Communist planet where all communists on earth could travel to, so they could live their life as they see fit without trying to force it upon the rest of us
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>>78165053
you can commit suicide other ways you know.
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>>78165021
They're not the majority.
>>78165026
The USSR was a force for good in the world, unlike the British Empire.
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>>78165032
people get used to their surroundings though it's a bit like Stockholm syndrome if they don't know any better or that there are different ways to live

communist countries aren't exactly well connected with the rest of the world are they

look at North Koreans they think they live in the best country in the world and they live in an impoverished shithole run by a fat sociopath
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>>78164984
Because I've already played it to death. It's from 2005, it's getting a little stale. That said, I probably will end up playing Civ 4 again, but I can't help feeling ripped off after having bought Civ 5 for £10, only to discover it's the video game equivalent of noughts and crosses.
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>>78165018
fake news
i know some east germans and they say only some old lonely people like the ddr
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>>78163547
I see one of those fancy Swedish cars. Did not like it, they put glory holes in the driver window.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEGhSNcVUK8

listening to the 'ggae lads
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also built mob grinders and massive rail networks in the sky and underground

Don't think I could dredge up this much autism now even if I wanted to
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>The USSR was a force for good in the world
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>you can never go back in time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zp1TbLFPp8
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>>78164862
This, not even speaking of the hundreds of thousands children who died in the 90s because of the sanctions (famine, no access to energy and medicine). How they were able to rebuild the country and develop nuclear weapon (almost manually! Because of the lack of energy) is a testimony to their ingenuity and good lradership. Probably the most respectable people on earth. Seeing the reddit like comments about the glorious great leader xd and shit like that makes me physically ill. Yanks should leave them the fuck alone.
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>>78164954
>yeah but she has siblings and parents
so her account means fuck all
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I'M A PICKLE AHAHH
>>
ah yes the parents are back
time for them to be noisy
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>The USSR was a force for good in the world

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_war_crimes

lol
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>>78165121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGV--SoJc74
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>>78165109
probably lonely after becoming depressed seeing the reality of liberal capitalism
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if america didn't get involved in korea the DPRK would control the entire peninsula im sure that's the better alternative
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don't forget the premier league starts tomorrow night
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>>78165165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79X93sznTU

Easy
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Britain has given the rest of the world the technology and philosophy needed to build a modern, prosperous country like Britain virtually anywhere in the world.

If people in other countries can't or won't do what's needed to replicate our success in their homeland, why would we want them here?
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>>78165200
can you remind me every hour so I don't forget?
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>>78165200
alri deano
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>>78165180
probably would be 2bh.

kim il sung wouldn't have a vice grip over it because the southern Worker's party faction would actually have man backing case so Kim Il Sung wouldn't be able to purge them all in 1956 effectively subsuming the entire shithole under his control.

It would probably be like vietnam-tier in terms of devleopment today.
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>>78165173
well kind of. they were promised so much after collapse but they still lag behind the rest of germany. The majority didnt like the ddr though. it controlled everything, spied on everyone, there was no freedom of choice etc
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>>78165221

turn on talksport and they'll remind you
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>>78165219
and look where it's got us

london is literally mini Somalia
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>>78165200
fuck i forgot
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>>78165161
Move out. Assuming you're 18+, you have to move out ASAP, preferably to your own flat. It's daunting, a little expensive, and depending on how much your parents do for you, hard work. But you can't go back, the freedom and privacy of having your own place is incredible.
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getting sick of my gf using her phone all the fucking time. half of the time we spend together, she'll be checking her phone every couple of minutes. she seems to be addicted to instagram and snapchat, and updating her story and in constant communication with her friends, i just don't get people like that, i've never felt the urge to be in constant contact with friends when i'm out having fun

really irritating and ruins the time we spend together. anyone else have this problem?
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>>78165253
don't own a radio
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>>78165235
>>78165235
>>78165235
NEW

>>78165235
>>78165235
>>78165235
NEW
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>>78165299
>preferably to your own flat

>own flat
>in 2017
hahahahahahahaha
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listening to the ol' Nigel Farage show on LBC, every Monday to Thursday from 7pm.
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>>78165306
she's just not that into you
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>>78165180
correct
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>>78165053
>>>/leftypol/
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>>78165124
two of my mates spend literally 3 months building some crazy shit, rail networks, city, sky temples. everything, and me and 2 other friends went online and were helping him build stuff for a bit

then he went for his tea (we were playing on xbox which autosaved every 15 mins) and we went fucking ballistic and just dropped dozens of lava buckets all over his structures, stole all his rail power components which needed gold and threw them in lava(he was mining everything manually)

basically just totalled his entire game, was great fun
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>>78165259
>and look where it's got us
what, letting them in? i agree
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>>78165345

I remember when Battlefield 2 came out, there was a "glitch" where you could simply hover over a capture point in a helicopter and get a shit ton of points, so me and my friend decided to get in the attack helicopters and kamikazi our teammates who were trying to do it, they got so upset with us they banned us from the clan Ventrilo.
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>>78165306
Say to her: "If you don't put your phone down, this relationship is over." It works every time, they can't deal with the fact that you just put all your cards on the table. She'll think you're a maverick, a renegade, nothing left to lose.
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>>78165453
this only works for chad when she knows you can go and get another girl in 10 minutes

being on 4chan he's probably an insecure beta virgin who she feels "safe" with, and she knows damn well he won't follow through with the threat
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>>78165498
It worked for me and I'm a failed normie
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>>78165498
Black Philip Show. Women won't leave you unless they know it'll hurt you.
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>>78165451
Loved flying helicopters in Battlefield 2+3.
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F uck brit
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yyes
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maaaooma
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