bugs...
>>78153783
When law order will catch your sinful paw bugs...
>ate some year old waffles from the freezer
hard and tasteless desu
Wish I wasn't so poor.
Stock up on 2 minute noodles.
>>78154020
I don't like this gif
>>78153783
I don't get this meme
>>78154321
cana.... easy on the year old waffles from the freezer
>>78155026
I checked to see if there was any harmful shit growing on them but they were pretty sanitary just really hard and not very tasty
wish I had a loaf of bread instead but gotta make do with what I have
The lack of burgers in this thread is troubling
>>78155180
>growing on them
but did you at least cut the waffles in half and see if there's anything in it?
>>78153783
Easy there
*falls in love with canada*
how did the "be american get shot" meme even start?
*tells canada to be my gf in front of america*
>>78153783
easy on the carrots...
>>78155500
No Denmark, you are the girlfriend.
*gives canada ultimatum: Denmark or me*
>>78155283
I could see all the way through them lol the structure was starting to degrade
They didn't taste "funny" or have any sign of anything ill, and I cooked them to an internal temperature of toaster anyways.
>>78155537
Honestly? Finland.
Sorry Denny, you're cute but he's got IT.
>>78155500
>>78155521
You guys are fucking faggots.
@78155751
>mad that canada chose finland over us
It's ok man... there's more cute girls outside for us
>complaining about faggots on a faggot general in a faggot board
>>78155811
babe, i promise i'll treat you right!! leave finland
cmere fagmark
im ending it this time
Have a good day Anonymous!
Its all over finally
>>78153783
piano con le carote...
why some jew are prognathic and have afro/curly hair
look at amy whinehouse for example, she had prognathism
>>78156505
Who analyses facial features enough to notice this? I didn't even know what that word meant.
Stop being so weird.
>>78155521
sadly canada is no where near as elegant as sakuya
>old thread was up for iver 8hrs
>>78156975
>iv>>78156975
er
RATE MUH EX *POSTS A MAN* (HAHA IM SO CLEVER AND FUNNY)
WAAAH WHY WONT ANYONE REPLY TO ME FUCK U GUYS
>>78157639
I'm about to be your ex if you keep this shit up.
>>78157658
Piss off, fag
Hey /cum/
>>78157737
hey get out of my general kid
i've claimed this land get your own
>>78157757
Nah cunt I didn't take your fucking petrol aye
>>78157818
oh yeah na
im back from work you guys
i'm back from wo-
>>78157880
>>78157880
Haha wagey
>USA will be less white than Brazil and Sweden during my life time
Reminder
>>78156925
Extremely dumb post.
>>78158403
Hmmm
>>78158403
the only good finns are swedes
>all these non North Americans in my /cum/
This is what americana believe:
"Cultural appropriation does not exist. Fuck your culture. Most cultures are stupid. Most cultures still revolve around primitive bullshit. Culture is not your friend. Its not something that you own. Culture is simply the operating system you were born into and it doesn't belong to you. It belongs to everyone. We can take bits and pieces from each culture as we see fit and create something better out of all the best parts. This is how human societal evolution works and if you can't adapt, hurry up and go extinct."
>>78158754
I'd take denmark and finland over mexico
>>78159049
There's 1 good mexican poster and 1 good finnish poster so it's a toss up tbqh
>american education advertisements
>>78159136
And that makes 5% of Mexicans good and 100% of Finnish posters good.
Hey Americans! How has your week been so far?
>>78159252
wrong
New phone who dis?
>>78159286
Cheeky
Reminder don't hit women
>>78159408
dumb post
:::ATTENTION POSTERS:::
Yesterday, I made a post regarding the forced reeducation of Canadian natives in charter schools. In said post, I asserted that these charter schools were "Very isolated and short lived cases.". It turns out I was super wrong and stuff, so thanks to >>78146937 for correcting me.
>>78159505
I demand you resign from office
>>78159548
:_; Okay, I'll go now...
>>78159576
#notmycanadianposter
I love NICE GIRLS
>>78159593
I guess I'll go live out the rest of my life in shame and exile or something.
>>78155237
>no cheese
dropped
>>78154321
maybe if you didn't buy prefab food like frozen waffles, you wouldn't be
>>78159738
just post with a denmark flag like that other canadian
you fought in the /cum/ wars?
>>78159786
I should do that. Being a proxy seems like an easy way to get fame here.
>>78158236
>less white than 0%
wdhmbt?
>>78159828
worked for CIA
>>78159765
>tfw still have foodbank mini-waffles in my fridge
I swear those little niggers eat better than I do, I should start going to the foodbank more often.
>>78159849
friend of mine was on wellfare when we were undergrads, and he ate red meat every week.
i haven't bought myself red meat in 4 years
was watching david letterman you rare pepe collectors might like this
>>78158436
look at how sakuya calmly spears the fish, smiling as she does so
canada would do something stupid, like try to bring the fish home and make friends with it
>>78160000
>watching David Letterman
Been teaching my older relatives how to use free streams instead of paying for cable
>>78160033
there is nothing wrong with watching a bill murray episode of david letterman from the 90s.
captcha: BAKA
>>78160154
Dangit, I was gonna disagree with you but that pic melted my heart. You win this time, anti-meanie ninja! But I'll be back!
*Walks in*
Hello /cum/.
*Walks Out*
Goodbye /cum/.
... who was that guy?...
>>78160231
Pakis are a truly subhuman people
>>78160293
I concur, we truly are subhuman but not the most subhuman, that if allusions aren't your metier would be (You).
>when a paki gets uppity near my
if you believe in equity, you need to stop
>>78160355
Your countrymen are animals, one only has to look at the organized rape gangs in England to get a sense of the stone age people Pakistanis are. You most certainly aren't white let alone human beings
bugs... tranquilo con las zanahorias
>>78160593
i mean, the natives like to stab each other regardless of pakistani immigrants
it almost seems like their intergrating
>>78160639
>t. singapore
This is just an outsider's perspective, but I was looking at a map of the USA today, and I realized that I have never heard anything about Nebraska. Is it THE most irrelevant state?
>>78160639
Post that millennial progressive American copypasta Singapore
>>78160710
they, uh, grow corn
>>78160710
I live one state below Nebraska
>>78159937
Unironically debating going on welfare considering it may well pay better than an entry level job.
It has the comfy side effect of hastening the decline of this dying country, too.
>>78160745
im not that neurotic polack
>>78160869
just buy a gun and kill yourself
>>78160894
There are 2 Singapore posters?
>>78160896
Calm down, ragie wagie.
>>78160593
Oh my petulant american, I would write about you but it would end up as a treatise on vices and idiocracy.
>>78160908
there are many
will the nazis take over
>>78160935
i'm an entrepreneur
>>78160948
What Nazis?
Business idea; livestream my hobbies
>>78160939
A Pakistani rape gang was just Busted for raping over 200 English children, I'm sure your non white ego tells you it's punishment for things that happened 100 years ago but I can tell you full well Karma does not exist and one day whites will wake up and wipe you out like the insects you are
>>78161047
if you enjoy streaming as much as you enjoy your hobbies, you'll be very successful.
if you just stream trying to get money, it will be obvious to viewers and they won't care
>>78161128
I don't enjoy my hobby I just do it so I can say I have a hobby and because it distracts me from my meaningless, painful life for a few short moments.
I'm not attractive enough to be a camera personality anyways.
>>78161080
If one is to mention crimes, then America has committed the most of them. One that has caused not only loss but also a fount of hatred. Hatred driven by the shells of the guns and missiles of americans, the scent of their peoples' blood, the structure shook to the core by a single country. I hope that you also hold yourself as a terrorist, a pillager, a barbarian due to the collective action of americans.
Now let's set aside the sophistry because I like America and its people.
>>78161207
JuSt BuY a GuN aNd KiLl YoUrSeLf
>>78161280
canada, be more mature, ok?
i have NO time to waste on low-test, no self-esteem pseudo-humans
Aiiiin, kya baat hai dost?
>>78161312
CaNaDa, Be MoRe MaTuRe, Ok?
>>78161326
no i'm not giving you my credit card information
The rabbit of Seville hindi dubbed was great
>>78161317
*homunculi
>>78161312
>>78161349
This is why the whiskey war isn't over yet.
>>78161381
not what i was talking about
>>78161380
>dubbed
Shan't be seeing you further.
>>78161406
You said Pseudo-human that's literally what a Homunculus is you braindead burgershart
>>78161427
How will Burgers ever recover?
>>78161475
They won't.
>>78161427
i suggest you look up what "homunculus" means.
i'm not talking about a malformed tiny man.
i'm talking about someone that looks exactly like a human, but isn't
>>78161498
what does this look like to you
>>78161498
>i'm talking about someone that looks exactly like a human, but isn't
Pic related is the American definition of non-human
>>78161546
damage control
>tfw after my cat died i dont have any drive to do anything so i sit in the dark with 0 lights on all day
>>78161605
Get another cat. Pets make people more responsible.
>>78161605
i remember when my first cat died
i cried regularly
now i don't cry anymore, either because of emotional negligence or i figured out crying doesn't help.
Americans are so fucking stupid.
wonder if "Dunning Kruger" was named after a canadian
gonna try to fuck my sleep schedule all up
wanna start sleeping at 4-6pm and waking up at 12am
>>78161494
I have this
wonder when in canadian history "false" started meaning "small"
>>78161761
>burgeoning gut
Wut.
>>78161834
you and some other people ITT could learn to look words up, if you don't know what they mean
>>78161860
Yeah that word is used incorrectly.
Now, lookup fuckstick
>>78161923
why do i even bother with you retards?
>>78161948
Still wrong jackass
>>78161923
>>78161948
btw, that means the "great american shitposter" is getting fatter
i know you may have had some trouble figuring that out
cum lol
*sharts*
>there are "people" over 12 who watch anime
>>78161973
Industries, nations, ideas can be burgeoning.
Guts can be developing. Howbowdah?
putting 9 hours a day into sfv
see you all at evo
wonder when in american history "fake" started meaning "news"
>>78161797
Around the same time we started using "American's Penis" as a descriptor for incredibly tiny objects.
the absolute state of canada
>>78162041
Ehhhh you've never straemed anime before? And you're how old? Hahaha hahaha. Well.... Here you go *clicks on kissanime bookmark* boing
>>78153783
jesus christ bugs, easy on the carrots
the absolute state of amerindia
>>78161994
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>78162282
lol, cum
>>78153783
LEICHT AUF DIE MOHRRÜBEN, HERR KÄFER!
Cum lol
>>78162585
Someone posted a webm of two Asian girls in wrestling outfits. The one was stripping the other and teasing her and how do I say it... I got a boner.
>>78162617
Not into asians
Canada
Umerica
Mexico
>>78162697
Canada
United States
Mexico
>>78162697
cum lol
>the POOnited sharts of america
wtf I hate quebec now
>when you cum on the wall and it makes you feel bigly
>>78162585
i bet kissing a girl feels really really nice
>>78162901
run your tongue through a bag of wet sand
Reminder that /lit/ was a mistake
r8 me
>mfw turkey tuesday
>>78162949
Cookiecutter/10
>the great gatsby
going to get some pizza
>>78162994
>i read that in high school therefore it's not good
>>78163028
seems you dont know the gospel of Quentin
>>78162955
It's Tuna (casserole) Thursday, you nonce.
>>78163185
I like video games
>>78163258
smirkfu
>>78162912
that webm looked like heaven.
itll probably feel amazing.
Kissing girls isn't that great desu
>>78163331
Dont you scream "CASUAL REEEEEEE" every time someone mentions Overwatch?
>>78163454
never been with the right girl then
or you're gay, might need to look inside yourself for some reflection lad
>>78163471
no, I say >Redditwatch
Why do Americans always say "where are my manners"?
I was visiting my American cousin last year, and she'd always say "oh dear where are my maners, do come inside!", "oh boy where are my manners, let me make you some iced tea", "gosh where are my manners, let me suck you off", etc... Really weirded me out.
Like why is she asking me where her manners are? Can she lose them? Are manners a commodity you can purchase and trade in the US? Is it supposed to mean she thinks I stole her manners?...
I made it safely into the USA.
Thank you so much for your continued support, /cum/.
>>78163529
its a friendly gesture, pierre, calm down
>>78163567
But why doesn't she know where they are?
>>78161256
>whataboutism
Kys Pakistan
>>78163494
/v/ tier
>>78163650
>>78163482
Please do not post ugly women in /cum/
denmark finally gone now i can post here
>>78163769
Never have, never will
>>78163709
Based Quentin
>cum
>>78163809
Jew with a fucked up massive forehead
>>78163833
You and I, we're not so different.
stupid immature name fitting for a general whos userbase is stupid and immature
>>78163783
I think he just got banned again. He'll be back in a couple days probably.
Anime?
>>78163865
indeed
2 nukes werent enough, it seems
>2 nukes werent enough, it seems
>>78163862
check the filename
Should've nuked China and the USSR before they got their own nukes.
An oil embargo is an act of war
>>78163918
>country that spurt the most "-boos"
>peak of our own two continents
>masters of cuisine
>innate desire to mimick the Roman/Han empire
>history is grounded in the need for centralization of the country
It is high time France and Japan form a single united country. The Godly Empire of Franihon?
>>78163979
Saw it, didn't care.
>Japan before nuke
>Honorabru imperialist warrior society
>Japan after nuke
>Anime
Was America a mistake?
so sad
>>78154481
some autist on /lit/ samefagged over 100 times forcing this meme
>>78164014
apologize for Nanking, Junichiro
>>78164100
They did us a favor by slaughtering those Chinee heathens.
Daily reminder the Chinese are God Chosen people
Would you fuck an Anzu?
>>78164253
why would I fuck a boy in drag
>a mullato was president for 8 years
Who dropped the ball there?
>North korea said they will bomb Souel tmrw morning
>South Korea is one of bitcoins largest markets
fack
>>78164268
Anzu isn't a boy
Taking a nice lovely poo right now
>>78164253
Yeah
>Anzu isn't a boy
>>78164272
White people
>>78164272
>>78164329
How do we stop them?
>>78164279
>Implying N. Korea would actually attack anybody other than their own citizens
The day North Korea attacks is the day South Korea becomes an island. Not even Kim Jong is that crazy.
You're actually a homosexual of you wouldn't fuck Anzu.
why is trap/tranny mental illness accepted here
>>78164066
the best part about post-nuke japan is turning historical figures into cute anime boys
this is hattori hanzo
>>78164386
Couldn't tell you why famalamadingdong
>>78163529
which state is she from
>You're actually a homosexual of you wouldn't fuck Anzu.
>>78164386
Anzu was born with a vagina.
>>78164360
I want colonize North Korea after we bomb it
>>78164397
How on earth is that supposed to be him? That's just generic Anime dude #34
THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA
Anzu is cute.
>>78164349
Out breed them
>>78164423
Georgia.
>>78164542
Makes sense, that sounds like a very southern expression to me
>>78164540
That won't get rid of them
>>78164566
Pretty sure I've heard it in all walks of American media though. Mostly from old women though, but doesn't seem to discriminate in who says it on llines of South/North...
Mixed race is the future weather you like it or not
>>78164566
You've never heard it because New Yorkers have no manners.
>weather
>>78164672
I'm going to have lots of white children and move to the Midwest.
>>78164694
New York is inferior to California.
The man of 2100 will be Muslim and a cross between Asian, African, and Caucasian. You cannot stop this
>New York is inferior to California.
My state is better than your state.
>>78164714
>>78164796
Are there even people in California? I thought they were all CHI gremlins
>>78164694
I hope to work in New York one day!
Mixed race couples are at an all time high in America. The future of the USA will be mixed race from Kansas to California to Connecticut and Alaska
>>78164796
Asinine and inaccurate quote. It's not 72 degrees all year in LA and there's no such thing as an interesting New Yorker
>100 degrees plus east coast humidity
you can keep that, thanks
the anus is not suitable for insertion of large objects
checkmate atheists
>>78164488
this is goemon ishikawa, the japanese robin hood
>Asinine and inaccurate quote. It's not 72 degrees all year in LA and there's no such thing as an interesting New Yorker
California is superior, which is why everyone is butthurt at it.
>>78164836
Californians are either wannabe actors or people working in tech :^)
>>78164837
Please bring some French food over when you come
>California is superior, which is why everyone is butthurt at it.
Two planes weren't enough.
California is 80% hispanic
>there's no such thing as an interesting New Yorker
BOI
>Two planes weren't enough.
>80 percent hispanic wasn't enough.
78165050
kys
Miriam Leone NEEDS to be BLACKED
>Yankees fans
>>78165092
>>78165086
t. Hector de la Huerta
California is the best state in the union. It's not up for debate.
Does this look like a boy to you?
>>78165127
Shame about the people though.
>>78165127
t. Paco ramirez Sanchez Escobar Perez
>>78165146
yes
>>78165146
yes
Two days above me
>"Yes Mr.President is that you? How are you doing today my fellow New Yorker! I have a request: Open the border wall and finish California. 80 % chicano isnt enough, we have to finish the job until silicon valley is speaking spanish and the whole state rots away."
>>78164966
The game plan is:
>five years on Wall Street
>burn out then to be expected so probably chilling in some smaller firm around Connectitut/Greenwhich
>ten years of that
>now 45, and with money lying around
>open a bakery
>"muah imma french yes" legitimacy shit
>retire in France after fifteen years of that
>submit my report on US armed forces to the French secret services
>use it as something to nudge my son into a more prominent role in the military
>the things in my report say that it would be for the best to go to war with the US around 2050 right when my son will have become commander of the EU armed forces
>invade the US in five years
>now 65, get back into politics with "mah son won the war" as my political slogan
>become president of the European Union pan-Atlantican empire
Good?
So yes if I do the bakery, there will be French food for you!
>California doesn't even have free college tuition for public universities
are they even trying over there
California elementary and middle schools are 10% white
California will be a castizo state and will remain superior to all others.
>>78165222
sounds like a plan!
>>78165179
>>78165185
Wrong
>t-they'e castizos!!! Not b-brown subhuman manlets I swear! B-besides I like mexican food...
>>78165285
how old is he?
>>78165251
All castizo people I've met have looked like Levant Arabs
>not liking mexican food
Lads I think I have a interracial cuckold fetish
>mfw calishitians trying to justify spic immigration
>mfw they dont even realize the beginning of the massive poo in loo immigration has begun and they arent even prepared for it
Haha, wow. This will be funny
Should California and New York anschluss already?
Find it humorous that a Jew Yorker is calling my state nonwhite when his is being colonized by Caribbean spics.
>>78165344
Are you by any chance californian? You dont need to respond we already know you are.
Newest of /cum/
>>78165407
>>78165407
>>78165407
>>78165407
>>78165429
No Kansas
>>78165284
But seriously, if you're that hungry for French food, "Le pain quotidien" is pretty kitsch and expensive, and I'm expecting filled to the brim with hipsters these days, but having tested it myself, it does decently for trying to imitate French food on US grounds.
>>78165456
Nice, I have one of those restaurants just down the block from me. I'll have to check it out
>>78165506
Bon appétit?
Small rations but "c'est so français xD".
>>78155462
Have you never had a gun pulled on you? We still live in the wild West.