/brit/

hate dogs so much

>>78154537
'd

>>78154537
runt

if britain were 50%+ paki, could you imagine yourself fighting in a war for it?

>>78154533
bravo Nolan

>>78154569
i wouldn't fight for it anyway
normies can dedicate their lives to a little wet rock if they want i'll be a refugee in australia

>>78154569
a civil war, yes

>>78154537
have come to really hate dogs just because my neighours dogs will just go fucking apeshit at the slightest provocation

REALLY want to chuck some poisoned meat over the fence

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anime

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sleep tight
pupper

hope the government culls all dogs

idiotic ugly disgusting creatures

please be nice to dogs

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>walk into cafe, see someone I think I know and nod at them
>realise it's not who I thought it was and I didn't know them

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MUST
FUCK
VICKY
FOX

dogs are pretty terrible tbqh
always amused by how angry people get when you do anything other than worship the ugly scrotes

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RadCen lads in

>>78154718
what do radcens stand for

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Going for a swim

some bender just nodded at me
might nut him

>out on a pleasant cycle trip
>retarded violent dog decides to chase me

euthanise them all

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*blocks your path*

>>78154684
>sorry mate thought you were someone else aha

can't respect or trust a man who does not appreciate the company of dogs

>>78154724
liberalism

>>78154718
strangely the only person in that image i can actually muster visceral hate for is nick clegg.
even hillary clinton doesn't bother me as much.

i think it's because he was fucking warned, he literally had a memo that said "look, we've done some research on coalitions an the smaller party always finds itself anal-vored by the bigger one, if you don't get PR you're going to get PRobed." and he still joined the coalition without a promise for STV or MMP (ideally without a referendum.)

going to make myself a roast beef sandwich

>>78154742
iktf
hate it when i'm out on a nice walk in a forest or something, then a loud ugly dog comes barking near me while his owner just laughs and says how nice he is

howling at how angry the dane got when they started shitting on Clinton

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do you find this image obscene?

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>>78154746

found a 4 pack of stella at the back of the fridge

get in

>>78154783
wikileaks*

aroo dane you win this time

walked past a guy walking a dog yesterday and the dog's snout was inches from making contact with my trousers
fucking scum animals should be boiled alive, that's what I say
THIS close it was

>>78154742
i know that feeling but only while walking listening to music and fantasising about childish antics in the business world with friends i don't have and physical threats that never manifest but appease my masochistic self-pitying tendencies.

but you're a cyclist so i hope a dog bites your testicles off because you cunts shake me out of my fantasy twice as often. You see that crossing area? yeah, you're crossing a pavement you cunt. Don't glower at me because you had to slam on the brakes, and if you upload a video of me on youtube I'll hunt you down and fill your nose with cremola foam, okay?

>>78154792
i find it arousing

>>78154792
Don't think people consider giving birth to be obscene so no.

>>78154796
Vile piss and battery acid you mean

~sorry mate! sorry mate! when you get knocked off your bike, yell sorry mate!~

8 or 9 dull bait posts and still not a single (you)
how embarrassing

>>78154814
Furry

>>78154742
>powrful motorbike on a wet, rut-filled muddy road coated in gravel
>3 stray dogs lunge out at you from the darkness and bound after your rear wheel

My personal political and philosophical ideology coincidentally just so happens to be the natural state of the world and humanity. Anyone who doesn't agree is wrong and stupid.

ah now I understand why it seems like these threads are always full of lefties but why lefties don't show up much on strawpolls

the people who vote "centrist" and "radical centrist" are just social liberals who make loads of anti-rorke posts but don't consider themselves lefties because they're not communists, in fact some are very capitalistic

hate yanks

thick as pig shite they are

business idea: lock cyclists in rape dens with horny dogs

>>78154533
What happens if you put a black person in the filter?

wonder if he could go one thread without mentioning fucking motorbikes

>>78154837
if you can't get (You)s from bait posts on /brit/ you should probably just kill yourself now and save everyone the trouble

>>78154843
this but unironically

>>78154813
*dings my bell*
*you instantly scuttle away like the insectoid you are*

/brit/ - no dogs or irish

Business idea: Rape den construction firm

>>78154848
to me, rorkes and the commies are two sides of the same coin

arguing for racist, sexist, imperialist and other chauvinist viewpoints in public should be illegal

>>78154874
never had a bell dinged at me
are you one of the cyclists who dresses like a normal person? they're not a problem, but they're also not really cyclists. to get into the cyclist gang you have to dress like a fetish model but ruin it with hairy legs.

fast food? all I'll say is: it all tastes like trash to my refined palate
bring me jelly of quail every day of the week but get those burgers out of my face

>>78154875
theres a difference?

>>78154813
you must read a lot of books

zero respect for men who shave any part of their body below the neck

>>78154796

>Drinking wifebeater

>>78154915
alri afro pubes

>>78154850
hot. would agree to this if I was female

>>78154915
alright jungle pubes

got called a cleanshirt outside my flat

>>78154915
Alri big pube

>>78154915
alri cthulu pubes

>>78154915
sometimes i get down and cut my bumhair with the scissors so that shit doesn't get stuck in it
can never get a good cut but tesco doesn't have any hair removal cream

>>78154895
hmm you must live in a provincial poohole

>>78154776
>>78154742

Rasheed

>>78154915
alri wolfman

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you arrive in Pittsburg

Swinging both ways on the pitch

>>78154976
didnt even spell pennsylvania right

>>78154927
>>78154936
>>78154946
>>78154950
>>78154970
all moi

>>78154915
shave my pubes, asshole, chest, legs, stomach, and armpits

Is anyone else a bit worried about how the BBC is rabidly emphasising the race of the paedophiles in this recent thing? This isn't going to help race relations

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i am bringing sexyback (yeah!)

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You arrive at RAF Mount Pleasant

>>78154996
>implying "Asian" means fuck all
call them what they all are, pakistani muslims

>>78155001
alri yellow sasquatch

>>78154996
for me, mentioning the race of a criminal should carry the same sentence as the crime.

Just realised my whole personality is based around drug use

>>78154996
bit problematic innit

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You arrive at Port Stanley.

>>78154996
I think It will only ostracise people who make a point not to intergrate. Integrated pakis aren't so insecure to flinch at every mention of race because they deal with whites and know that they are cool with each other

>>78154976

>Penssylvania

>>78155013
You should be the next prime-minister.

Just realized my whole personality is based around alcohol use

>>78155034
NO DOGS OR IRISH

>>78155040
I would but I am (unfortunately) yet another straight white male, haven't we had enough of those as PM already

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I am a proud furry citizen of Kekistan

Just imagine having such a small willy that you need to shave to make it look big

screeching

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Rolling

Just realised my whole personality is based around my genes and past experiences

Now that we have our Chink overlords we better make sure not to get on their wrong side or they are gonna spank us like they did in the 50's

Just realised I don't have a personality

*lets out a little shart*

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Snakes
>deceitful
>stealthy
>greedy
>poisonous
>hate the white race
Jews
>deceitful
>stealthy
>greedy
>poisonous
>hate the white race
Makes you think.

Just realised it might be my personality that people have a problem with and not my looks

>>78155109
iktf

>>78155083
Shame..Would be a nice salary at 150K plus expenses and a couple of homes around the country.

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>>78155042
Same lol

Got two personalities

Nicest guy you'll ever meet
and
Twisted fucking psychopath

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comrade diego

Just realised my entire personality is based off posting gimmicks on /brit/

fuck sake why can't I find the most rudimentary job

>>78155154
even shit jobs have standards mate

>>78155154
silence
you are irish therefore you are guilty

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>>78155148

I get paid to talk shit on a chinese military forum

*spaffs all over your tits*

>>78155154
Anotehr example of the continuing oppression of the irish which goes on because we haven't defeated the *nglo.

No furries or Irish

>>78155173
*rubs it into my nipples then sucks on them*

wigan is more important than new york city

is it desirrrrrre

just going to see my african mate *nglo
(Translator's note: * means clicking noise)

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>Studies done over the past 150 years have shown that marriage is in fact good for your health. Married men tend to live 17 years longer. So prepare yourself. If you’re a single male you could possibly die 17 years earlier than a married man. Single men have a 32% higher risk of death at an early age as compared to married men.

Boy, boys, boys. I'm looking for a good time

>>78155213
>tfw getting married in 2 years
get in

>>78155213
finally some good news

dont care

>>78155009
So tell me, does this religion permit or punish the type of crimes described?

Let me help you out, sex outside marriage is not allowed. The use of alcohol and drugs is not allowed. Prostitution is not allowed. Abuse and kidnapping is not allowed.

So where do you get the idea that religion plays a factor here at all. Did you say the same thing about white abusers and the Christian faith, with its historical low age of consent?

>>78155226
*unzips willy*

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>>78155213
>tfw khv
>tfw poor
>tfw will die before retirement age

>>78155226
You won't find it here

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You arrive at the Russo-Polish border

>>78155213
Men are a bad influence on women and women a good one on men. This has been known for ages, just look at education etc

>>78155236
FONT

>>78155243
The religion is vague and leaderless enough for individuals to form their own ideas.

It's also objectively shite in that it allows sex slave and forces women to fuck their husband whether they want to or not.

I could go on.

>>78155243
the sexual abusers within the catholic church weren't no catholics bruv

alri anyone wanna get married (gay) as a trick, just to live 17 years longer
can bum if you want but would prefer not to

>tfw think i have a proto gf

wtf how did she sneak in under my defences

Day off is going well

cycled to the doctors, went into Soho for some clothes, had lunch now I'm off to the gym ;^)

>>78155243
cultural muslims

>>78155302
prime runt

AH yes leftypol have brought furries here
fantastic . .really

>>78155301
FONT

>>78155289
yes but I would insist on the bumming and does this get me canadian citizenship so I can leave this wretched isle?

literally can't be arsed to do anything unless im doing it to impress a girl

>>78155302
You walk around wearing strap on dildos?

>>78155302
sounds like an uneventful day tbqh

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poles = rorkes

>>78155302
>cycled to the doctors
sweaty smelly boy

>>78155289

Not gay but willing to marry for the life span increase

eating Lidl bananas

practically plastic, dont know what theyve done to them

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Arr rook the same

in honour of all the americans who died in the early middle ages

>>78155341
>nazis are soviets
yikes don't know how ww2 worked out then

>>78155339
Kind of, relaxing....i'm super busy all weekend so needed it, meeting a new girl for drinks later though

>>78155346
it's 15mins each way and was NOT warm

>>78155371
before Germans GMO'd them, bananas were purple

Is there any hope of a religious/spiritual renaissance for the white West?

Christianity is dying, paganism will never be resurrected and no new religions seem to be on the horizon for white people. Only Islam grows.

>>78155372
It's the straightened hair

>>78155243
>sex outside marriage is not allowed
it is on slaves and conquered women, paki loving cuck
they're called concubines

Really really annoyed faceapp got rid of the race changer they're in for a heeming

>>78155404
theyre getting thousands of 1 star reviews for removing it

>>78155390
No, now go wank off to LOTR nerd.

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>tfw spent whole of adolescence trying to give off the air of being indifferent and socially self-sufficient

>>78155390
>White west
Fedora

>>78155390
islam grows because the number of browns grow

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don't disturb me, i'm masturbating

>>78155417
harsh, harsh but fair

religion is a tumor on the mind of humanity

>>78155431
>>78155434
excuse me?

>>78155458
PREACH

These days white people can't even black themselves up without being called racist by the PC brigade

i get the drip from my walk

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>you will NEVER be as based as this guy

Why even bother?

got cold feet

>>78155454
stupid fucking post

>>78155485
*rubs them*

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This is what my train to copenhagen sounds like RIGHT FUCKING NOW

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zWjVMAPO38
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zWjVMAPO38
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zWjVMAPO38

LISTEN
N*rdic children are animals. ANIMALS!

>>78155458
Seems a bit heavy for a stand up routine

>>78155499
Those aren't nords those are danejews vile spawn.

>>78155499
bet there are lots of cute children on that train

came in a white bens left in a black one

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i want to fuck it

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- In 40 years time Timothy James Byrne's videos in his rented flats Duke's Place, Marlow and then High Wycombe...will be looked back on as ahead of their time

- He is an avant-garde enigma. to what might sound like out of key singing to the untrained ear... his experimental and innovative approach to rhythm... and his fascinating interpretations of songs...often quite bizarre choices such as 'jingle bells'...are actually very intelligently thought out... and deliberately playful

>>78155499
nowt wrong with children having a bit of fun

>>78155458
im sure that got a lot of laughs

>>78155484
tell him to wash his plane

>>78155563
FUCK OFF AND/OR LEARN TO PARENT

There's a 3 mile road near me that goes on a downhill gradient

Love flying down it on by bicycle on traffic-free nights. exhilirating

>>78155499
should've paid for 1st class

>>78155591
how do you get home though

>wake up
>jew haven't been gassed
>americans haven't been shot
>french haven't surrendered
>irish people haven't been starved
>lithuanians haven't commited suicide
>russians haven't been sent to the gulags
>greeks haven't payed debts
>anglos haven't stopped being evil
>swedes aren't somali yet
>swiss are still don't own all the gold
>poles haven't been partitioned
>people still remember portugal exists
>aryans haven't had their blood drained
>armenians haven't been genocided
>turks haven't been sprayed
>whites haven't been cucked
>australians haven't been banned
>saraceans haven't been crusaded upon
>nips haven't been nuked
>chinese haven't been left to die on the streets
>africans haven't been enslaved
>koreans haven't been aborted
>argentinans aren't white

mum just called me a burnout

really struggle to only be attracted to one girl at a time

reckon the sheeds have it right, harems are what men need

>>78155637
there's a tube station at the end

>>78154533
has anyone accused the female bit of being sexist?

>>78155652
im jealous

>>78155646
burn her out of the house
(but don't actually because that would break at least one law.)

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>the guardian

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>Finding moths attractive
>Furry
Pick one

>>78155678
you forgot
>using a childs oyster card even though youre 24 on the tube because it only makes the special noise on buses

>>78155647
this but unironically

>>78155696
t.bug

>>78155698
don't you have random checks?

wish I wasn't a yank

>>78155698
how do you get those? how haven't you been caught out?

want to play evil genius but don't have a windows computer and don't remember my steam password ree

>>78155713
yeah well you are

>>78155680
don't give a shit about some left wing Londoner illustrator's opinions

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>>78155710
>moths
>bugs
did you finish high school?

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lol

A fear of being called racist is preventing authorities investigating the reasons behind child abuse cases, an MP has claimed.
>Rotherham Labour MP Sarah Champion was speaking after 17 men were convicted of forcing girls in Newcastle to have sex.
Mostly British-born, they are from Iraqi, Bangladeshi, Pakistani, Indian, Iranian and Turkish communities.
>Ms Champion said asking if there were "cultural issues" was simply "child protection".
>Speaking on BBC Radio 4's Today programme, Ms Champion, Labour's shadow women and equalities minister, said gang-related child sexual exploitation involves "predominately Pakistani men" were involved in such cases "time and time and time again".

>it's a "shitskin rape gang operating in major city deliberately targeted white girls, Labour MP says we must make more efforts to understand their culture" episode

Getting sick of these repeats desu

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sexually attractive crossdressing squirrel

>>78155753
whoops haha looks like your fake news was called out 11 seconds before you even posted it

better luck next time x

>>78155752
Le horrifying betrayal face

>>78155678
Reality: Oyster > everything else as it's about half a second faster for the barriers to recognise it

Apple Watch is the worst of them all, I'd rather pay for paper tickets than be seen wearing one of those things

white slags

Remember a girl at school had an Indian granddad. She looked white though. Fit too.

the thing about shoving a red ribbon on a donkey's arse is 110% true for newcastle.
almost didn't bother voting the last two elections because there's no point

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ah yes, radcens

>>78155796
>girl at school
>Fit too.
'e

>>78155698
See ticket inspectors quite regularly tbqh, I've been checked twice in a year....would be a £50 fine I think

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can i dissolve an oyster card and tape the NFC chip to my casio £1.20 watch and use it like an Apple Watch?

>>78155842
how do you apply to them? just choose a random school?

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Up't boat lads

>>78155855
alri Osama

>>78155855
Yes, but that involves wearing a meme-watch :S

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>>78155816

>>78155752
Daddy Corbyn gonna excommunicate her

>>78155868
slough

Why are rorkes so apologetic. Even Hitler spend half his time arguing how he didn't want to destroy Jews, but he was obligated out of self-defence. Seems pretty miserable having an ideology out of spite

>>78155773
>called out

I think you mean "confirmed as true" you utter pillock, turn the telly on

>>78155868
waheeey /brit/ boat party when?

doctor told me i have terminal 7 brain cancer

Any Psych man in?

Wht are girls with boyfriends more dtf?

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/06/26/for-russians-stalin-is-the-most-outstanding-figure-in-world-history-putin-is-next/

>>78155868
Think your boats capsized lad

>>78155926
That's because Stalin got rid of the insane Goldbaums genociding Russians

*poisons your eggs*

>>78155926
thinly veiled "putin is evil and so is trump" article

shan't be reading

eg-

>>78155926
always with the stalin

Leftypol discord is fiction.

Doctor told me I have S Club 7 brain cancer

>>78155969
t. extremely nervous drumpfkin

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cancelling APT was thatcher's worst crime

https://youtu.be/MbYYiEukvlk

Ah yes, yanks

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>>78155934

>>78155926
Hello brody

>>78155981
but they raid other websites and have their own set of methods/tactics

Trumps connection to russia is undeniable.

why are all the gangs muslim?

Doctor told me I have Tom Jones cancer
I asked if it was common and he said it's not unusual

Got a headache :(

>>78156007
*denies it*

stared at an underage rump today

*denies trump's connection to russia*

>>78156013
they probably shia innit

>>78155982
t.undercover brody

>>78156021
*smacks you on the head*
haha faggot

Kiss my cherry end you fucking gay bastards

>>78156017
skreeonking

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>>78155994
london midland lost the franchise lad

NEW

GET IN HERE NOW

>>78156066
>>78156066
>>78156066
>>78156066
>>78156066

>>78156063
>>78156063


New


>>78156063
>>78156063

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the gf

>rorkes doing early news at 270

what the fuck happened

>under 270
>"new"

is this the beginning of the end of /brit/? Perm. ban when?

>>78156077
>>78156080
'acking 'ell

>making early threads has become so commonplace in /brit/ that two are posted simultaneously
fuck off

>>78156077
>>78156080
kys

honestly what is the fucking point
mongs

/brit/ needs a janny monitoring it 24/7

>>78156135
a police thread of sorts

Honestly suspect the early new mongos are Brodies trying to derail us

/brit/ went to shit after Devon was sacked as janny

Everyone is in here now

>>78156066
>>78156066
>>78156066
>>78156066
>>78156066

>>78156094
probably a reaction to the chinky posters init

>>78156153
nah fuck off I'd rather speak to myself on here

>>78156165
the chinkposting only happens in the evening though

honestly the autism is relentless with rorkes, leftypol this, chinky that