doggy edition
b/a/lt
>>78151539
I vote for this
>>78151639
wan wan!
>>78151639
Cute doggo
>>78151539
hmm... would I get to wear my maid outfit?
cock
>>78151947
You will both be forced to wear maid outfits.
>>78151957
mmm
>>78151964
yay
>>78151964
HAREM
my cock
>>78151986
I also allow cosplay or pet outfits (or nothing at all).
>>78151639
I still have to watch the latest season of Working!!
>>78152020
hmm
>>78152024
maybe I should try to be a bunny
>>78152059
Not a bad idea desu
Shit thread.
What about dressing up as a boat?
>>78152089
>>78152112
*picture of protest signs saying "get a life" "stop fapping to boats"*
>>78152112
I already said cosplay is approved, you need to pay attention qt
>>78152133
This one?
>>78152150
Of course, and I'll make sure it shows plenty of skin
GOD I wish that was me
buncha faggots desu
>>78152226
is this supposed to be futa
>>78152239
I think its pegging
>>78152247
yeah, I see it now, nevermind
>>78152220
>'ll make sure it shows plenty of skin
Shimakaze outfit would be by far the best.
>>78151639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIxLjNAtHOs
>>78152335
why is shimakaze so cute
>>78152335
What would you even call that? That is way too tiny to be a skirt.
>>78152360
>What would you even call that?
It's called proof god exists and loves us.
>>78152392
Don't tell me you're some kind of christian fuccboi.
>>78152410
>erotic roleplays as a faggot on an amazonian logging forum
>>78152335
It sure would be
me on the bottom
>>78152456
TIL we log here.
>>78152480
This would be a 10/10 doujin if it wasn't censored to high hell.
Biggest letdown of my life
>>78152480
jesus
>just want to get fucked by a guy in cosplay
You americans don't know how lucky you are
>>78152596
why are we lucky?
>>78152614
Don't you have a boyfriend?
>>78152640
I do
I want him to tie me up but I don't think he'll do it
>>78152657
>but I don't think he'll do it
you need a new boyfriend
>>78152640
no ;-;
>>78152685
nooo, I like this one. And finding one bf was hard enough as it is, I don't want to have to look for another
>>78152693
Sorry :(
>>78152722
Whats the point of having a bf if he won't do anything fun?
>>78152745
he still does lots of other fun stuff
>>78152722
Says the guy trying to fuck everyone on 4chan.
>>78152771
hmm I don't believe you
I would insist on tying you up and humiliating you.
>>78152798
hot
I'll make him step up his game
What a letdown
The show I'm watching introduced a qt trap but it turned out they were female all along
I'm so disappointed
go back to your reservation
>>78152894
Reverse trap or faux trap?
don't save my images you fucking jews
Had a pretty neat dream. I was in a prison where there were fights to the death regularly arranged.
But I eventually escaped.
>>78152894
Personally I was disappointed that the show was absolute garbage.
Countries that need to get the fuck out:Estonia,New Zealand,Australia,The United States of retards
That is all for now.
wish there was a reservation for qt boys and they all had to be my bf
>>78152903
Sorry, I managed to escape. I'll go there if you're waiting for me.
>Why yes I am a native american faggot why do you ask
t. Chuck Norris
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
>>78152922
Faux
>>78152929
Spooky dream
>the show was absolute garbage
Yeah it sure is, I went in expecting mechs but all I got was a retard and a lot of sexual tension
*blocks your path*
>>78153041
>but all I got was a retard and a lot of sexual tension
are we talking about the show or /balt/
>>78153058
*pushes body up against you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S14hP8FxJdc
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rape?
Who would win?
The most powerful country on the planet? or some radical religion?
*bombs your towers*
>>78153110
Only if its ships
>>78153120
Pretty sure China is winning.
>*Bombs nagasaki and hiroshima*
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>*Bombs Vietnamese*
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>*invades the middle east like every year*
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>*gets their towers bombed*
>Its the muslims who are evil! :'(
>>78153110
Yes!
>>78153186
US needs to get nuked, desu. If I survive, can I move in with you?
>be american
>be mentally ill
those are synonymous you know
ohayio
I'd rather kill myself than accept a single american
>>78153246
Hello, other lithuanon
>>78153254
>I'd rather kill myself
I'm shocked, truly
>>78153246
Hello me
death to v4
Why are there tons of anglos in this thread?
Why is there tons of roleplayers?
>>78153270
Hai!
>>78153288
Yes, hello, me.
>>78153300
Baltic culture
>>78153300
Tell the janny to ban the anglos they are the ones who keep doing this and adding /ausnz/
>>78153300
Lithweeb spooked the normies away so his gay roleplayer friends would feel more welcome here.
>>78153300
Because I like the kiwis here. They're cute
>>78153319
I hope you're well.
>>78153300
Don't you see the "/ausnz"?
>>78153346
Can't complain. How are things for you, Mr. Native American? I think I recall you saying that you're taking medication, what's it for?
>>78153335
Really weird, they should just go and group themselves with brits.
How far have you gotten with Extella?
Wow this sure is a thread that belongs to /int/, so much international discussion!
>>78153376
>they should just go and group themselves with brits.
I would rather kill myself than post in /brit/
>>78153392
Deal with it lol
>>78153376
>Really weird, they should just go and group themselves with brits.
That's what we've been telling them to do but they won't fuck off lol
>How far have you gotten with Extella?
Far enough, beaten the ryder so far
>>78153369
Well, I'm currently on beta blockers for my heart and some anxiety medication, and they help; but I'm still doing very poorly.
>>78153406
>Far enough, beaten the ryder so far
Good, also by far enough. Are you taking break from it?
>>78153392
I was going to make some ironic gay post to mock those posters but realised some autist here would screencap it and repost it endlessly.
wow
>>78153426
Anxiety medication like benzos? Oh and what tribe do you belong to?
The Faeries keep pulling my hair as I sleep, I can't fucking take it anymore. They keep me up all night by scratching on my fucking window. What do I do?
>>78153436
Nah I am not I just meant that far enough into the story where its not only the starting shit...
How's Fate/Go going?
>>78153453
I've never related to strongly to a teddy bear before...
>>78153460
Uhh not sure, but it's effexor. Cherokee.
>>78153462
Murder them
>he and his ancestors got cucked out of his country
>he now speaks the language of the people who did it
>he is proud of it
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>78153462
Maybe try bug spray, that should sort out the little bastards
>>78153491
I see. Cool stuff
mmmmmmm
*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*
>he doesn't even attempt to make sense
>>78153519
I think I'm going back to sleep. Try not to let him drive you too crazy.
>>78153536
lol, I could probably take her in a fight
>>78153496
I can't catch them. They'e taunting me. Every time I lay my head on the pillow they start scratching at the window but as soon as I get up they stop. If I do fall asleep they somehow get in my house and pull my hair hard. I'm at my wits end.
I'm here to break you. This is my 13,118th school transfer, and even I can't help but reach the end of my tether after so many iterations. So for a change of pace, I'll declare war this time."
>>78153554
Just get your gun out and shoot them?
oh wait
>Australia
>>78153543
Good night, lad
>>78153554
If I've learnt anything from /x/ it's that sexual energy drives away supernatural forces, so maybe try smearing cum on the windows and door
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbZ4e-IrGAE
>>78153590
I wanna poison the little cunts.
>>78153633
They don't look supernatural. They look like insects to me, just distinctly humanoid in shape.
It's supposed to get as hot as 35°C here and a thunderstorm is brewing.
Nice.
>/x/
No wonder you can't understand the meaning of "get the fuck out no one wants you here" you're mentally ill after all maybe I've been to rude for you if I knew that you're pretty much retarded I would've been more gentle with my words
>>78153469
Going well, tough to level up my servants.
Specially jeanne
Stop bullying
>>78153692
Good jobu
>>78153717
Thank you, hope you get into it too. The game just gets better by the day, lots of new content added and specially art and heroes.
>ask american where australia is
>he points at nigeria
???
>>78153673
Do you know what they eat?
Maybe put some rat poison in some honey outside, that'll kill the lil fuckers.
>>78153734
I hope so too.
>>78153712
>>78153677
I also used to go on /lit/ which according to your not fabricated chart is the most intelligent board (it's really not, it's a shithole) so I must have an IQ of around 147
>>78153712
No
2hu
the eyes of a killer
>>78153757
Maybe, I'll try that tonight. If you give me a few minutes I'll draw what I saw.
>>78153788
*bullies you instead*
Not so nice now is it!
the eyes of a whore
the eyes of a perfect waifu
>>78153922
>tsundere
>perfect
hmmm
the eyes of a psycho
>>78153962
Hot.
the eyes of a cook
>>78153962
>that look of disgust
very nice
the eyes of me
the eyes of a XO
>>78154004
Ew
>>78153987
So recognise it?
the eyes of surprise
>>78153896
It isn't, I'm sorry I'll never bully anyone again
the eyes of a broken person
the eyes of anime
>>78154036
Looks like a mosquito to me
>So recognise it?
n-no....
>>78154057
>It isn't
o-oh.. you didn't enjoy it?
the eyes of a wolf
the eyes of a candies
the eyes of disgust
>>78154097
They're big mate, their size is around the length from the tip of your middle finger to your wrists. Fuck I'm gonna go sleep at my grandmas if this keeps happening.
the eyes of a person who can't lose anything
the eyes of the smug
>>78154141
>size is around the length from the tip of your middle finger to your wrists
Fuckin hell mate, you need a fucking flamethrower more than anything.
the eyes of a cat
>>78154097
>you didn't enjoy it
well I wouldn't say that...
looking to the side eyes
the eyes of a cute voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmjxLvVewkk
no money eyes
>>78154235
Very nice
>>78154192
*ties you up*
hmmm, you just made a grave mistake
>>78154171
They must be wicked fast too, only saw one in the 2 nights this has been going on. Oh well, until I find out what insect they are I'm just gonna keep calling them faeries. Maybe they're a new species but it doesn't explain why they scratch at my window and pull my hair or how they even get into my house.
can't make anything else up
>>78154293
>scratch at my window and pull my hair or how they even get into my house.
you are actually starting to spook me, I'm never going to Australia again
agabin eyes :DDD
my eyes when i see lithweeb shitposts
boom
boom
boom
>>78154385
I want you in my room.
>>78154403
Let's spend the night together
>Soviet union animation
No wonder that shithole collapsed
lol
my personal slut
god I wish that was me
looks a lot like my eyes except they are blue,
>>78154424
For now until forever.
Night night everyone
>>78154467
I also wish that was me
BAKA!
>>78154495
Good night qt, make sure to leave the door unlocked
>>78154326
I've searched high and low bro but I seriously can't find how they're entering to pull my hair. I'm too scared to go to sleep tonight, even though they most likely not going to let me.
Snicker eyes
>>78154495
Good night. Sleep well & have nice dreams.
*goes to play video games*
pshh nothinfg personal
I want to be raped for some reason.
>>78154516
Do you have any insect spray? You should try take a photo because if this is true that's real scary, maybe try catch one in a bag.
playing p4 btw what goes on here i get him
oh i see
>>78154590
I'll try and catch or photograph one and report back here once I do. I have Mortein but the problem is when I jump out of bed to look at the window they're long gone, thats why I only ever caught a glimpse of one that was hovering close to the window before it sped off into the darkness.
>>78154708
Are you sure you aren't just imagining things at night? You should try set up a camera that can record like a couple hours to catch them coming over.
>>78154735
>imagining things
It's a possibility but honestly I'd rather them not be a figment of my imagination because that would be a lot scarier than if they were real.
>set up a camera that can record like a couple hours
I'm a poorfag so that's not an option.
>>78154791
>I'd rather them not be a figment of my imagination
I've seen some pretty spooky things that were just my imagination... mostly whilst tripping but our minds can be a pretty powerful thing.
Maybe they are just normal mosquitos and the nigh-time paranoia is just amplifying your perception of them.
>>78154862
I'm open to that point of view. I feel like if I greentext the night I saw one clearly it'll make things easier to understand.
>>78154708
I should travel to aus and start killing magic beasts for money.
the eyes of fear
>>78154862
Alrighty I got the greentext pre-typed. Here's the first night:
>be 1 am in the morning
>was on my phone but now trying to sleep
>everyones already asleep
>start to hear scratching on the window
>starts of soft but gets harder
>multiple scratching
>my window is close to the road side so the streetlight baths that side of the house in orange light
>use curtains to block the light
>get up and open the curtains
>nothing but noticed several blurs disappearing into the darkness
>head back to bed and fall asleep
>wake up an hour later to my hair being pulled
>HARD
>jump up
>nothing
>the process repeats 2 more times before I fall asleep and wake up the next process
>>78155470
and the second night:
>starts of the same as the first night
I’m gonna skip to when I saw it
>scratching is happening again
>slowly get out of bed
>creep to the window
>my window is close to the road side so the streetlight baths that side of the house in orange light
>slam the curtains back as fast as I can
>can see the many blurs zooming into the darkness
>except for one slow motherfucker
>in the top corner of my window is this massive insect looking thing
>pic related >>78154036
>the thing is hovering in the air like a dragonfly or hummingbird
>brownish in colour but it could’ve had a bit of green
>just stare at it for a solid second before it shoots off like a bullet into the night
I believe there is only one solution here.
Burn your house to the ground and move somewhere else.
I want off Mr Mosquitoes wild ride
>>78155577
Well, I'm gonna go figure out how to catch one of these cunts and once I do I'll post it on here. Goodnight friendo.
>>78155655
Good luck, I'll be waiting in anticipation.
Just don't let those insect fucks steal your hear and suck away all your spinal fluid in the night.
>>78155695
>>78153138
Why would you rape a ship?
>>78156209
For that face
Took a shower
hahaha
hng
well fuck you too then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cajHUWY4ZqM
>females with laugh something like this
>that autist who leaves spaces between to lines of text
its
like
my
giimmiick
thanks
for
noticing
hello did you miss me
>>78159658
hello
>>78159658
what are you doing here
>>78159689
hello
>>78159720
hey fuck you, im at a mates house, i'll abuse you from home soon
>>78159789
>i'll abuse you from home soon
Usually its the other way around, but this is very acceptable to me.
>>78159789
do you like girls with laugh like dhis>>78159547?
>>78157160
Hmmm
>>78159837
That sounds kinda gay, but its okay.
>>78159900
>That sounds kinda gay
i-its ironic
>but its okay
wow, you are the first person to say that
>>78159837
haha, i'm not you're gay roleplay mate but i've missed talking to you in this short time my friend.
Don't be gay to me again.
>>78160071
oh sorry I mistook you for someone else
Now I just have to remember who you are...
>>78160140
You hurt me...
>>78160164
I'm genuinely sorry, I've been roleplaying non-stop I've gotten confused.
>>78159900
What?
>>78160225
>>78160225
>>78160225
tfw you want a bf but already met mr. perfect so everyone else will be a disappoinment... and you're useless
>>78160195
For fuck sake you homo slut, I'm the non roleplaying westcoast bogan, am i that forgettable?