/brit/

would rather post here than a Y*nk edition

>>78151540
respectable but editionless
Thread in its own right.
I'd have a beer with you op discuss how overrated he is.

>>78151676
mistaken edition

>>78151540

>Brekek kekek kekek

What a fucking pseud hack.

any sunni man in?

>>78151738
shallow shallow shallow this genetic pool, cousins thoughts of marriage lets move to Britain and fart out mutants and stillborn. Keep it in the family

>>78151952
>fart out

I see what you did there

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>>78151952

>Did you say fart, anon?

Brit? More like shit

Alright?

Anyone mind if I smoke my opium over in the corner? I won't hurt anyone and I'll keep to myself

>/Brit/ posters complain about Rasheeds and pakis
>the /MENA/ general has the funniest banter and hottest pictures posted
Truely kuffar

>>78152108
fuck off there then

Did cocaine for the first time last night lads

Quite good

>>78152127
I'm currently on both.

>>78152135
Did you like that taste in the back of your mouth?

>>78152108
/mena/ sucks and its posters are trash as are you

>danish mountains
kek

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what mode is this?

my balls sweat an insane amount

>>78153105
well ON has a higher label accuracy than every powder i just looked at on labdoor and has a 9.2 on bodybuilding.com and high rankings on virtually every other site i've see.

>>78153185
this is why i don't do bodybuilding or go gym, absolutely disgusting

look much better just being healthy and playing sports

mates are useless gobshites who take 2 days to respond and have an irritating busy schedule

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>denmark
>99% of the country is mountains and barren wilderness
ah yes, Rorke

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>>78153185
instantly thought of this

have had a gf for two years but I keep having dreams about the oneitis I orbited when I was 16

grim state of affairs

>>78153210
>this is why i don't do bodybuilding or go gym, absolutely disgusting

ah yes, sure it is

>>78153213
British """""mountains""""

North American Union when?

currency: the Amero.

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>>78153210

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>>78153175
fucking hell he was right about the asian thing
compare the bottom two, howling

>>78152108
>>78152181
rasheed.

>>78153208
Yes because literally all protein powders are a scam, they always have way lower amounts of protein than they say they do

just eat more chicken

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>about to watch Lawrence of arabia
>look up runtime

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>>78153250

>>78153258
awful post in many respects

>>78153234
see I keep on saying it
she looks like an albino black person
the shape of her nose and lips is like that of a black person

>>78153258
>gif
fuck off

two really, really sketchy looking indians working at the post office
no clue how they got those jobs

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>""""""patrician"""""" friend wants to watch das boot

>look up how long it is

>>78153234
>>78153175
The bottom right is supposed to be white, right?

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hang on doc, you ain't bringing homies

>>78153250
ahh yes add in aesthetic cheekbones on the white one that only good looking white people have then compare it to a pudgy asian version

yes very good

>>78153290
>hang on
you mean "hol' up"

Rockefellers did 9/11. All part of their NWO plan.

>>78153284
Not if the original is white. Elsa bottom right is an Indian

>>78153291
lol go eat a dog Chang

Lizard-people did 9/11.

>>78153291
Laoing Mingdong

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anime

It's the 10th of August 2017

>>78153338
wait, which one is the woman?

Can't imagine how much this board would improve if you just rangebanned all of Eastern Europe

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me in the rich bit of the north

http://wjla.com/news/offbeat/student-pretends-to-be-black-to-get-into-medical-school

howling

>>78153350
probably the one enjoying getting their nipples sucked

>>78153352
australia too

>>78153353
>poorkraine

subwoofers push out a lot of air

>>78153353
fucking hate the north of scotland

>>78153366
australian posters are the pillar of the community

>>78153278
Obviously they're pakiging experts

>>78153276
he's half egyptian, she isn't white.

britain would be as rich as germany if it was as decentralised as germany

>>78153334
What the fuck I don't have these on my faceapp

Don't tell me it's some apple-only bullshit

>>78153257
Powders aren't a scam. They're just supposed to be used right after or before workouts to help more efficiently build and repair muscle structure. If you are using them more than just once per workout then you are getting scammed.

>>78153418
4 scoops

>>78153418
just eat a steak bro

>>78153398
maybe if brexit wasn't happening

the uk will be a post-apocalyptic alien landscape within 10 years unless corbyn gets elected

>Human trafficking and slavery affecting 'every large town and city in UK'

getting out of the european court of human rights has really taken its toll

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>>78153414
It has been removed

>>78153414
they deleted them within like 5 hours

i drink 2 litres of cider and smoke 20 fags a day and i could still chin all you cretinous runts out

>>78153438
Very accurate post.

>>78153445
part and parcel mate

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LADS

>>78153446
>>78153452
yaaaas

>>78153445
thanks leftists for inviting this into our country!

>>78153446
>now you can view yourself as another ethnicity and see that we're not so different after all :)
>There's a BLACK person?????? SHUT THIS RACIST APP DOWN

Ah yes, score one for the left

>>78153445
Name one great empire that didn't have any slaves.

>>78153470

>>78153418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJUmD3ZYS38
>1 scoop
CMON

>>78153481
Chinese

>>>/pol/136808411
never seen such violence unleashed

>>78153481
'empires' are gross and racist

>>78153445
must be those evil white people

Communism is inevitable but it will suck.

>>78153446
>Kleinman

>>78153481
>empires
>great

umm no sweaty x

>>78153481
empire state building

>Diversity is a good thing/diversity is our strength
>It's the West's fault/neocolonialism's fault we carved up the borders in Africa and the Middle East, we didn't respect their wishes for 100% homogeneous ethnostates

lol

>>78153446
>kleinman

>>78153507
wrong

>>78153418
they're a scam because you don't actually get the amount of protein you're paying for

chicken does the exact same thing but you actually get the amount of protein you're paying for

>>78153520
built by black slaves like every building in the US

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anime

>>78153522
i hear "diversity is our strength" more from strawmanning and sarcastic right wingers than anyone else

trains

>The National Crime Agency (NCA) has said it is currently assisting on 300 live police operations targeting modern slavery, with alleged victims as young as 12 being sold to families in the UK from Europe.

britain is a nation of immigrants

all relevant british culture in the modern day is as a result of immigration

>>78153487
LETSGETBIG

>>78153541
Bet you dollars to doughnuts you won't go on record saying it isn't our strength

>>78153568
obviously, it's an island, we didn't just appear here lol

>>78153558
bet its those bloody christians!

>colonise the world
>complain about immigrants
ah yes

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thanks japan

>>78153568
we all emigrated from africa anyway, don't see the need for borders when we're all one race (the human race) anyway

reading the news makes me wana kill myself. the left has ruined this country.

>>78153598
reddit

>>78153541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi-RfWz1W8Y
and that's just for the yanks

>>78153594
it probably is, it's usually eastern europeans who do human trafficking

>b-but m-muh white immigrants

>>78153604
It isn't even that bad here
America has been completely ruined

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>>78153607

could britain take north korea 1 on 1?

>>78153625
america is 10x better than the UK mate, even accounting for the possibility of randomly getting shot

egg

cornetto

>>78153604
brexit has literally killed off britain as we currently know it and it's all thanks to brainless rorke thinking that he can get rid of 'the big bad mudslims!!' even though they have nothijng to do with the EU and after we stop getting EU migrants with good educations from europe we'll just end up with triple the amount of indians to make up for the shortfall plus we've literally already got fruit rotting in the fields, going to have to leave euratom so we won't be able to do cancer treatments anymore which i guess doesn't even matter anymore when we don't have enough doctotrs, nurses or NHS investment because brexit killed the pound

>>78153656
will be forwarding your manuscript to the publishers immediately

>>78153656
shut up, retard

>>78153526
>according to labdoor im getting 23.2g of protein instead of 24g per serving advertised

oh no all those lost gains.

>>78153643
America was good 50s-90s
Now it's a trash country with trash people and we all know who is responsible

sex is boring

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>>78153641
No

>>78153678
sex with you is boring

becomeing more proficient at (You) fishing by the day

>>78153614
>uh... a source of our nash... natchul... natchul strength
why the fuck do people think he's a great speaker

>>78153526
*force feeds you 2 oven-cooked chicken breasts*

enjoy your sore jaw m8, I'll just down this solution and get the EXACT same thing

>america was best in its longest period of decline

don't think so x

>>78153641
Britain couldn't take any country of 20mil+ pop on 1v1 lmao

>>78153600

out of africa theory is nonsense and debunked.

starting to think I want all aussies to drop dead

what if North Korea is just really redpilled and is trying to resist the influence of Baum

>>78153643
"australia" is a nation of pathetic, bootlicking toadies

>>78153656
the EU is about to be swarmed by refugees, after the so-called syrians will come the so-called climate refugees. Brexit will shield you from it.
Macron said it himself on camera, that we have entered an era of great migrations and that we will receive more and more of it
the idea of tens of millions of climate refugees is already floating around in the media when the syrian crisis is still ongoing

>>78153722
it hasn't you spastic rorke

can't tell if this is a joke post or somebody mentally ill
>>78153600

>>78153709
imagine unironically being so shit at cooking you'd rather drink some artificially sweetened crap than spend a couple of minutes cooking some chicken

>>78153714
socially not economically.

money isnt everything, globalist shill.

>>78153656
>This is actually what remoaners believe
Oh my days ahahahaha

>>78153745
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0177127

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>have had sex many times
>popular with women
>all i want to do is wank to hentai all day
what's up with me, my mate told me it's because i started wanking to hentai before i found regular porn

>>78153748
>couple of minutes
enjoy your salmonella mate

>>78153749
>socially not economically.

exactly

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>America was good 50s-90s

the rorke mantra

no doubt you'd be one of the lucky ones with a sprawling suburban development with a housewife who knew her place and a white picket fence instead of a factory worker with no social safety nets, laid off on the whim of your employer and left to crawl around on the streets asking for spare change

but it's all fine because the darkies knew their place!!!

>>78153744
didn't even read my own post let alone yours

>>78153748
i would rather drink artificially sweetened crap than spend an hour cooking and eating a chicken every time i lifted something

>>78153707
it's just the word "national" that hurts his mouth

>>78153754
ah yes, looks like a reliable source

the australian is either Jewish Turkish or Chinese

>>78153754
how does that debunk it

>>78153758
>>78153772
>pre heat pan for 1 min
>put mixed herbs on chicken
>put olive oil in pan then put chicken in
>cook each side for 1 min

literally done if you have an actual good hob lmao

ah yes,

>>78153797
he's a muzzie.

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>spend an hour cooking and eating a chicken

Ongoing /leftypol/ raid

Estimate: 4-5 teenagers

>>78153797
whites with a good head on their shoulders are the final defence against spastic rorke mongs trying to rip their countries apart with the latest moral panic

see brexit for a good example

>>78153811
*waits with bated breath*

>>78153763
>but it's all fine because the darkies knew their place!!!
well yeah pretty much

>>78153604
mass immigration was capital's response to a labour shortage in the 60s leading to increased wage demands.
both left and right have dirty hands.

shame too, because christian democracy is the ultimate synthesis.

"australia" is a failed experiment

might masturbate to the sheep video again

should i marry my cousin?

>>78153803

Researchers found dental root development that had characteristics not seen in chimps and their ancestors, placing El Graeco within the human lineage, known as hominins. Until now, the oldest known hominin was thought to be Sahelanthropus, which lived 6 million to 7 million years ago in Chad, Africa. This fossilized tooth belonged to an ape-like creature that roamed Bulgaria 7.2 million years ago.

>>78153817
>>78153836
that has jew written all over it

>>78153869
Raheem

>>78153850
hmm can't quite remember why north korea exists in the first place

might have had something to do with a war involving a separate korean state at some point? can't put my finger on it

yanks literally have to follow a strict certain procedure when being stopped by the police otherwise they'll get shot to death

masterbated to the sheep video again

>>78153850
wow really makes you think

>>78153850
staggeringly thick image

>>78153883
Step one: Be white.

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feel a bit lonely

>>78153883
hey that sneeze was a sudden movement the cop was right to open fire

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>>78153850
i hate amerikikes

The leftypol raids seem to come at very specific timeslots

almost everyone in britain over the age of 25 is a t least a bit fat

mad

might dress up as gordon brown and masturbate to tony blair resigning again and again and again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZdueiaicR4 if anyone wants to join me

>>78153883
yanks literally give their teachers handguns to shoot the weird kid when he finally snaps

>>78153883
>act like a twat in front of someone pointing a gun at you
>get shot
literally put your hands up and don't do anything stupid

>>78153850
lolwat, norks are notorious for fucking with other countries
they sent agents to malaysia to bump kim jong nam in broad daylight, and kim jong il was famous for stealing JAV models from japan to keep in a sex den

>>78153933
the only thing that can stop a kid with a gun is a teacher with a gun

>>78153943
how about we just give everyone guns and leave them be

not a libertarian just a rationalist simple as

>>78153871
but homo sapiens still came from africa no

>>78153937
bootlicker

if a fuckin refugee tries to move in next door to ME i'd get mah shotgun and blow that sonbitch back to towelheadistan

can't find my red tie

>most /pol/ retards and kekistanis are yanks
>devoutly hate on jews
>infect other boards crying "shill" at anything remotely positive
>yanks get the snip
Hmmmm

Guns brainwash people to commit crime.

>>78153972
No.

>>78153994
hasn't it been well established that giving the tip fucks your emotional chemistry up or something

>>78153985
Have you checked the last place you left it?

>>78153994
alri noam feinstein-goldberg

Don't think these "Australian" posters are our usual batch of Australians

>>78153994
there is no reason to like jews

I'll start by pointing out that I'm a 31 year old virgin that has never had a girlfriend. Turns out that my crush actually likes me and invited me out to dinner where we ended up making out. I could tell that she wanted to go further so I asked her did she want to get a room next weekend and she said yes.

Well long story short due to years of chronic masturbation to porn I could not get an erection. This really pissed her off. She started talking about how she regret ever going out with me and every time I tried to touch her she would smack my hand away and tell me not to touch her. She refused to even look at me as we both laid naked in the same bed. She was just playing on her phone the whole time. At one point she started punching me and accusing me of not being attracted to her and wasting her time. She even talked about calling another guy to have sex with because "my dick didn't work". I was about to admit to her that I was a virgin, but then she said "don't tell me your a virgin because I don't do those", I quickly switched and said I just haven't had sex in 4 years. She said "good, because if you were a virgin I would leave and tell you to go get a prostitute first." I sat there in the dark wanting to cry because my crush is completely naked laying a few inches away from me but she won't let me touch her. Words can't express how awful I felt.

The worst part is I'm almost certain I won't ever hear from her again, and this is after she called me everyday on the phone for the past 2 weeks. This was most likely my last hope at getting a girlfriend. On the bright side this weekend was the first time I saw a woman naked in person. I want to kill myself. :[

>>78154011
if i've left it in the flat of that weird trotskyite kid when watching the election results i'm going to be pissed

"australia" is a regime that must be eliminated from the pages of history

>>78154027
there is no reason to dislike jews

reckon cars should be banned if guns are banned, just look at the statistics

>>78153940
>kim jong il was famous for stealing JAV models from japan to keep in a sex den

gonna need some articles on this

Losing an argument?

Just shout "LEFTYPOL!"

>>78154038
categorically false

>>78154038
they are neurotic and annoying

>>78154038
herschel

>>78154050
exactly what a triggered balding autist from leftypol would say.

>>78154038
i dislike them because they unironically have an incredibly disproportionate amount of power and influence in our country

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>>78154028

>>78154037
australia was quite frankly a mistake, nothing more needs to be said

we're about to have a voluntary non-binding postal vote on gay marriage costing $122 million that about twenty people could pass in parliament tonight but pandering to rorkes is the only thing we're good at

>most political posters just make up stuff about the other side
>are more interested in trolling than sincerely arguing their point
>aussies and yanks are the worst offenders
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What would it take for the mainstream British parties to admit they've made a mistake on immigration and realise they've let in too many savages?

>>78154079
boring post

>>78154038
brody

White People: Actually smart, fast, strong etc.
Niggers: Use sun magic to run fast.
Arabs: Use divine intervention to blow people up.
Asians: Use mystic eastern magic to copy white people.
Jews: Use circumcision magic to control white people and make money.

>>78154079
modern american political discourse is literall fighting each other in the street with sticks and piss

>>78154084
99% of our immigration is due to one Jewish immigration minister

>>78154072
there's a lot of successful jews, so what?

sounds like you're just jealous

>>78154112
reddit retard
you are a fucking moron and should die

>>78154101
I too read infographs

trump is getting impeached within six months and nobody can stop it from happening

the scales have tipped, the sands have shifted, and the mango mong is about to walk the political plank

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ugh

>>78154028
Sounds like the guy who wrote this dodged a fucking bullet with that girl anyway

I've failed to get hard on many occasions and none of the girls have cared because they're normal, emotionally adjusted people. I couldn't stay hard for the hottest girl I've ever put my knob in (9/10) because it was too hot and I thought I was going to die. She was cheating on her boyfriend with me too. she came back the weekend after though and it was fine.

Have failed to get hard on multiple occasions when it's the first time I've shagged a girl and I'm really into yer. Performance anxiety I guess, even though I know I'm normally good in bed. Second time round you'd probably be fine with that girl.

>>78154084
They all admit they've made mistakes on immigration.
They just refuse to actually lower it, because
(a) they're the only people not debt saturated
(b) companies are too jew to train locals when they can import skilled workers
(c) nobody wants to go back to the horrifying days of labour shortages and real terms pay increases.
(except about 55 million fags.)

>>78154112
Why do Jews attempt to subvert white European beliefs, traditions, demographics, opinions and freedoms whenever they get into positions of power?

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>>78154028

>>78154162
jews are white europeans

>>78154125
>nobody can stop it from happening
umm no sweetie, shouting FAKE NEWS on twitter is beginning to turn things back drumpf's way

>>78154174
only when it suits them

>>78154162
they don't

quesadillas for din dins

>>78154162
pure neonazi fantasy

>>78154198
miguel

take me back to the early 00s when the world was normal and not a leftist hellhole

>>78154198
peng

>>78154198
gross cultural appropriation

>crash a double-deckered trolley in a shoppe
daft twat

quite like willies in my bum

don't tell anyone though

sorry rorke but this is our thread now
go fine somewhere else to be racist

>>78154221
>00s
>Labour in power, a more leftist government (more towards the centre) then the current one

love wanking to huge breasts

>there's a lot of successful white people, so what?
>sounds like you're just jealous

might use this in my next internet debate

>>78154221
pcgm was very common in the early 00s

what subreddits are you susbcribed to?

here's mine

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians+Championship+JoeRogan+MMA+MapPorn+educationalgifs+peloton+soccer+theocho+weightroom/

>>78153283
Honestly would've fancied it lasting another four hours.

>>78154240
>>78154241
*packs you both into the runt pit*
in you go, no squealing now

"About two years ago, my wife began complaining regularly about the plethora of Korean dramas on NHK (which she incorrectly described as a government-run broadcaster -- it's a public corporation). Then last year, things escalated, and while watching news broadcasts of anti-Japanese demonstrations in South Korea, she blurted out 'Koreans are nuts!' or 'Isn't the Asahi Shimbun fabricating the stories about the comfort women or Nanjing massacre?' or 'People who drive Hyundai cars in Japan can't possibly be Japanese.'"

Business Idea: Build a giant 200 platform station in the middle of London with additional platforms for Underground services

im a pickle morty also fuck drumpf and wypipo

jews are the master race

>>78154221
In the early 00s there were a ton of notionally centre-left governments in power
(They later got their knobs bitten off by the GFC.)
We were Labour
NZ were Labour
Germany were SPD

reading about that time North Korea kidnapped the top South Korean actress and director team and forced them to make fantasy-action monster films for North Korea for 8 years

interesting stuff

Love alcohol

>>78154241
what's wrong with racism?

>>78154310
Why

>>78154318
What you drinking?

>>78154005
lol ok

>>78154327
Live for yourself, and you live in vain.
Live for others, and you live again.

>>78154333
So you can have trains go through london without having to change onto the tube

>>78154357
I live for white others

>>78154365
thanks bud

>>78153879
there is no other korean state, there's just the one half of the DPRK that hasn't been freed from america yet

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Any of you man enuf?

glad i'm no longer a teenager

>>78154342
Guinness

You don't lock your door because you hate the people outside, you lock it because you love the people inside.

>>78154365
why does skin colour matter

>>78154359
huh
do you mean changing trains to reach S/SE England from North?

doing a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyahAQ5vKLU

>>78154394
yeah none of that stuff

any pickle man in

might treat myself to a wank

>>78154388
it's not that deep

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>>78154386
Based local brew as well

lel i was listening to Shut up for memes but boy this is really fire. wtf i love grime now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDnl97ucqKg

>>78154432
How is it?

>>78154391
shared heritage, in-group preference, higher trustability, shared culture and identity

beer is for teenagers
wine is for women
liquor is for men

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40883372

>>78154476
Decent

wish britain had a christian democratic party
all i want to do is talk about nationalising the railways and ensuring full employment but labour wants to talk about women and the tories want to talk about privatising marriage

>>78153160
>>78153160

unused thread that i'm just going to link early because fuck you

>>78154520
>>78154520
>>78154520

decided to finally hand in my natty card and ordered some creatine

>>78154521
>>78154524
grim

>>78154521
>>78154524
cancer

>>78154521
>nonsensical vague /pol/ joke in OP, made by an aussie
>first post is an Ethiopean cross-posting
>second post is rasheed
state of it

>>78154528
watersack muscles