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the Englishman in 2017 who doesn't care edition
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>Asian
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>>78150316
t. lives with his parents
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>>78150355
FOY
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>>78150375
I do actually. In a nice, modern home.
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why do people live in this god forsaken dust pit?
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>asian

call a paki a paki
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>>78150402
Beautiful coastline, great weather and loose women.
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>why yes I quite refined as I live in a nice, modern home that my parents managed to purchase through their achievements despite my parasitic financial influence throughout the course of my life
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nawt wrong with living at home if you've got a job
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>>78150335
>groomed with m-cat before raping them

haw
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>>78150435
revise the sentence
5/10 fair
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>yank and aussie start arguing about which country is better
>have to sit here and not say anything because their countries are actually liveable, whereas £250,000 will buy you a crackden studio apartment in the UK
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>>78150435

>why yes I quite refined

retard alert.
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Doing a BSP (big splatty poo)
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>>78150453
America isn't liveable mate
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>>78150355
I almost threw out my manga collection
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>>78150402
imagine naming your town Wollongong
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>shit healthcare
>shit real estate
>shit internet
why are anglo countries third world?
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I *LOVE* anime
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>>78150466
memes aside, it's VERY liveable compared to the UK
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>>78150443
there is if you judge others by the type of house they live in
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>>78150479
>I *LOVE* anime
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>>78150453
Australia has a huge housing bubble.
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>>78150472
t. comes from town named giantbumshitponshire
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>>78150466
The midwest sounds very nice. White and quiet.
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>>78150485
Yeah memes like crime rate
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>>78150479
>this post took an entire minute to upload
baffling
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>>78150453
that won't buy you much in ANY major city in ANY country.

runts look at the US and see cheap houses but fail to realise that they're in suburbs miles away from mid-tier cities. Try finding a nice, decently priced house in NYC and get back to me.
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>>78150492
that sure is unique I can't think of another country with a housing bubble
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>>78150494
*uses your didgeridoo for firewood*
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>>78150494
'shire' is generally for counties, not towns bruce.
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>>78150472
Imagine you can because no cunt will say fuck all if you do.
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>>78150506
One of his examples was about £250k buying you a crack den flat
The same is true in Australia and in New Zealand £250k won't even buy you a horse box.
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Should I unironically go and see the Emoji movie?
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>>78150495
new england would be up a frenchies alley
snobbish and there's french speakers in maine
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>>78150504
also the average is lower because their building standards are much, much lower and people are generally willing to live in shitholes
prices are high here partly because houses are so nice
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>>78150504
>wanting to live in an overpopulated crime ridden shithole
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>>78150492
>>78150504
I know it's bad in cities because of chinks buying everything, but is it just as bad in the suburbs? post some suburb houses on housing websites la

>>78150498
>Oh no! A slightly higher crime rate! what are we gonna do!?
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>>78150495
Seems comfy to me too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuFgZ_X5sN8
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>>78150524
>also the average is lower because their building standards are much, much lower
Just remembered
>building a house out of wood in tornado alley
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>>78150521
Maine, the flyover states and the Montana region sound very nice to me. Quiet and green. Read Emerson, Thoreau, Rick Bass and Pete Fromm. Made me want to move to the American wilderness 2bh.
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>>78150537
chinks mainly buy in sydney and, to a lesser extent, melbourne
I think cities like brisbane and perth are more liveable if a bit small and shit
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there's literally hundreds of tiny islands in the south pacific and many of them are US military bases
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MUH
HOUSING
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>>78150611
t. gets given a free house by the gubmint at 18

not all countries can be like yours bjorg
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>>78150609
want to lick the big bad wolf's footpaws :3
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>>78150537
melbourne:

if you go RIIGHT out to the newest burbs you can get a decent sized house for 500k

that same house in a burb directly surrounding the city would literally be 3 - 3.5m
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>>78150625
they could be
americans are dumb and easily mind fucked by the rich, so it wont happen here
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>>78150628
but then you have to live in melbourne suburbs
could tolerate the city but not some meme neighbours existence
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had a really vivid dream that I climbed a bridge, then climbed up some buildings and discovered a secret attic above a rich Kensington Gardens hotel that had been bricked off many years ago and was only accessible via climbing through a hole in the roof

and i dreamt that there were 2 vagrant kids living there and that together we furnished it, built a proper hatch, and turned it into an ultracomfy little victorian home with bookshelves and candleabras.

Also for some reason Mo Farah made a cameo in my dream as a friendly groundskeeper who discovered us but decided not to tattle on our little squat.
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what are house prices in meme city like?
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1. Wilson
2. Attlee
3. Churchill (WW2)
4. Callaghan
5. skip a few

23. Bannerman
24. Heath
25. Thatcher
26. Blair
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Imagine being a grown man and having this as your job.
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/brit/ has a furry now then. Well done brits.
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any Congo man in?
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>>78150685
I think not too bad
would like to move there later in life
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>>78150703
not a furry just like dumpster diving and made a few fox friends
also the fox friends bit my testicles
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>>78150685
helsinki?
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friend has been pissing for almost 50 seconds now
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>>78150685
>>78150706

want to move there when i graduate purely cause i fucking hate melbourne's winters
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>>78150686
Thank god for adverts in Britiain.
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>>78150685
1.5 million aus in hipster 'bourne burbs
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Come visit us!

b-bring you wallet.

https://youtu.be/aQt6td0cHAU
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why do we find some animals cute

what's the FUCKING point of that
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>>78150453
this is what 440,00CAD gets you in montreal, quebec. I found it through google and clicked on and ad. deano has it good here desu
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Ideas for a decent first car lads
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eating actual grass
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>>78150758
lambo
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>>78150758
Seat Ibiza
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spooky
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>Gemma Atkinson in strictly this year
hmmm *thinks*
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american somoa looks like an alright place
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>>78150757
looks like the fucking UK

grim as FUCK
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>>78150731
yeah they look dire
sydney's winters are very tolerable but I like the idea of almost never experiencing cold weather and being able to swim year round
and would like to actually own a house
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>>78150752
call the king a bender you nonce
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>>78150756
recreational sex with animals
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>>78150731
>melbourne's winters
are you sickly or something?
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>>78150758
Corolla AE86
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>>78150756
empathy
some races don't care some like their food fresh.
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>>78150758
1990s Suzuki Sidekick 2 door
its A E S T H E T I C
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>>78150757
what's the canadian "deano"?
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>>78150758
VW Golf.
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>>78150787
for the majority of Australians, winters are unbearable.

some runts here love travelling to see snow but I am definitely not one of them.
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>>78150775
I want to make babies with her.
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>>78150758
according to /o/ Renault Twingos are the perfect beginners car jn every way except that they look hideous

so if you dont mind looks, go for that
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How much should you be spending on your first car?
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You arrive in the cockpit
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>>78150826
~£3k
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fuck everyone in this thread
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>>78150826
Not much, insurance will run you £2000 if you're below 25(£1000 if above)

Get a shitty 1 liter corsa or punto or something
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>>78150826
my parents bought me my first 3 cars desu so i wouldn't know
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>>78150686
Whoever drew this needs a wedgie
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>>78150829
don't know why but I found this image quite amusing
just a fucking furry thing sitting there in the seat
like why would you even draw that haha just look at it
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opinions on Shia?
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>>78150810
Watching a streamer drive through think it was Perth city.
Like Christmas here. Comfy af watching.
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might buy a Royal Enfield Bullet as my first motor vehicle. They're about £4k

Your thoughts?
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Yes, good goy! Buy a car!
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>>78150782
you think wooden bungalows in endless spirals is better? i live in a house that is over a 100 years old you dont need to tell me about how ugly these houses are. theyre deano sub-developments
>>78150806
everywhere in the anglosphere has the same basic homeownership deano culture. pic related
>>78150810
thats pretty soft kek you are just lobster british
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>>78150758
corsa vxr
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>>78150881
nah it would be warmer than christmas in the UK

perth only gets to like 15 - 13 at the absolute lowest during daytime in winter. Night is obviously colder but that's irrelevant.
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>>78150879
don't much care for the Transformers films personally
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imagine the best thing to do is buy a car that's 2-3 years old from some boring looking cunt who looks like he never did anything more than drive to his grandparents place and back with it
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>>78150862
t. Angry Scottish Gnat-ionalist
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>>78150899
theyd look alri if they werent so drab
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>>78150879
one true faith
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>>78150651

>they could be

ahhh yes let's see Eritrea and Papua New Guinea become of the new Denmark
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>>78150826
Would say £3k if just you, went halves with parents though so got a £6k car
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>>78150902
nighttime temperature is the only thing that bothers me though
need a heater in the cold winter months just to sleep properly
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>>78150666
Mo Farah truly is a hero of our time
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>>78150922
what do you mean by this
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>>78150912
got my focus from a woman who only did like 4k miles a year, meant it was in top condition for a 11 plate
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>>78150902
the heavy rain and the early dark evening with everyone still working.
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Example

I'll get a 3k VW gold at 21 years old having just passed my test. Give me an insurance quote I live in the south east, a decent sized seaside town in Essex that is not Brighton.
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>reading/watching fiction

have fun wasting time on what some autist's imagination came up with
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>>78150951
>ford
FOY
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>>78150962
EXCEPTIONAL, OUTSTANDING and MARVELLOUS post
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don't get why runts on here are so bothered about how their house looks

would much rather have a new build than some ancient victorian house that costs £20,000/year just for repairs and upkeep
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>>78150698
Fake tweet
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>>78150961
is google broken
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>>78150962
>have fun wasting time on what some genius' imagination came up with

I wil, tyvm
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nig nog
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>>78150962
not a waste if you enjoy it. check mate ;)
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that dreadful famous crossdresser came into thhe coffee shop I was at this morning

He was wearing heels and carrying a handbag

Horrid
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Timothy James Byrne here
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>>78150985
>£20,000 a year for upkeep on a house
umm no sweaty
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>>78150973
all cheap anglo cars are yank owned

ford, holden
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>>78150961
get a quote from an insurance company you fucking moron
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>>78150998
Did you cold approach?
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>>78150962
>he doesn't watch reality through the eyes of furries
fuck me you must lead a dull life
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>He doesn't wan ta comfy Victorian house
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NEED nk to nuke me
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>>78150985
the deano post
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>>78150985
KILL YOURSELFFFFFF
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>>78151009
its edwardian
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>>78151006
Gave him a cheeky tap on the ol' bum bum didn't I
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>>78150998
?
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Last night I flew to Seoul and paddled a dinghy round the Korean coastline in the dead of night. It was pitch black, and the broiling waves threatened to pull me under many times but, after dodging the sweeping searchlights of North Korean warships, I managed to make landfall on the coast of North Korea. I stripped off my wetsuit and commandocrawled into the cover of some shrubland, which I hiked through for the next 4 hours until I came to the north eastern missile base of Hong Kurwai. I cut open a panel of the chainlink fence with my bolt cutters and slipped through.

It was coming up to dawn and I was trembling with excitement as I slit the throat of a North Korean guard and stole his uniform. I couldnt help but skip as I made my way to the main entrance of the missile base.

My stolen keycard got me through and after Google Translating the signage I made my way to Mission Control. The lights were off and the room was empty, and I smiled with glee. I crept in to the room, and walked up to the large map covering the eastern wall of the room. I Tip-Exed out the small island of Guam, and, penis fully erect, blutacked a picture of my bollocks onto the map and with a Sharpie drew an arrow pointing to it and the label "Guam". In 4 days North Korea will utterly pulverise my ballbag using its domestically made medium-to-long-range Hwasong-12 ICBM missiles and I simply couldnt be more esctatic.
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>>78150888
The Indian made ones break down like a bitch. Just go for a Japanese
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*gallops into the thread on all fours and tramples several Australians on my way in*
*stands up and looks around*
ahh, good morning
*takes a glass of champagne from a passing waiter and mingles into the crowd*
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Delete my number baby, leave me like a dumpster baby, treat me like trash, cause that's all I am
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>>78151034
Called Eddie Izzard apparently
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>>78150973
well I'm not going to get a jag in my 20s am I

Rather have a yank car than a ricer mememobile or an overpriced kraut turd
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Any paki man in
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>all these plebs lusting after Victorian and Edwardian houses
>not living in a 13th century baroque building
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>>78151051
like the japmobiles tbqhwy
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watching videos from my school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaXpkDrG5O8
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>>78151077
nonce
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>>78151038
are there any decent Jap cars that look sort of 20th century the same way the Royal Enfield does?
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>>78151039
It is dangerous to go alone, here take this.
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>>78151082
nah jos they're all 21 now same age as me
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recommend spicy food
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reckon this is my favourite british picture
post yours
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>>78151072
not a fan, they're expensive to repair and look naff. Will heem the next runt who I meet who says he wants a mx 5
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>>78151083
>cars
meant bikes

>>78151098
Korean kimchi and hot sauce chicken wrap
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Post some qt Scottish stone houses
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alri liam
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>>78150758
3k civic
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>>78151077
would have heemd you if we went to the same highschool
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want an mx 5 lol
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>>78150922
>Eritrea and Papua New Guinea
How did you associate those two?
One is rapey and one likes getting dressed up. Rare feathers and shit but yeah
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Brief: Are the libdems just a renamed Whig party?
When did the flip between Whigs and Labor as the opposition party occur in the UK?
Why are strayan libs socially conservative?
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>>78151104
http://imgur.com/UlRoB59
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american somoa looks like a nice place but the people living there are either very poor or just lazy because nothing is maintained
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>>78151098
vindaloo
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>>78151110
not a chance, am 5'4 and built like an icelandic cable tosser
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>>78151099
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>>78151102
know fuckall about cars
imagine jap cars would be fairly cheap to repair here though?
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>>78150800
Always wanted a tiny car.
Too bad Americans are only allowed to buy giant suvs
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I'm the only person on the coach that got my own seat AGAIN

I stare at people when they're coming on and they always avoid me

I must be so ugly. Works for me though
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>>78151129
i love you
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think I might go to australia one day just to see what east asia is like
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>>78151099
>Mohammed, formerly called Brian Grant

hmmmm
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>>78151135
jeremy's hair doesn't look like that
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If you prefer diesel, no sense in getting a jap car.
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>>78151152
me haha
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>>78151138
Just buy a Toyota or a Datsun.
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Scotland is rightful Irish clay
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>>78151147
is that photoshopped

>>78151152
when i put my hood up i get the same
its useful
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>>78151147
that thing must burn so much fuel just overcoming air resistance, it's a shed on wheels
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>>78151180
They get about 16 miles per gallon
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>>78151127
Sort of. The Whigs became the Liberals, who merged with the Social Democratic Party in 1988 to form the Lib Dems
Around the time of WW1
Dunno
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>>78151156
think i might go to the UK for a day just so i can permanently smell poo for a day
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>>78151173
I'm actually in a suit and I'm not fat and I'm clean and white with blonde hair

Also reading a book

But still just sat in the isle seat whilst people are getting on and stare at them when they get on the bus

I only want to sit next to cute girls and there are far too many foreigners on coaches, almost all of whom I'm uncomfortable sitting next to
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Bane?
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I have a theory as to why so many australians work in pubs when they come to the UK, it's because they feel really at home behind bars!!

hahahahaha
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>>78151219
No. This is patrick.
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>>78151192
most ugly looking things from the front
who thought those headlights were a good idea?
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>>78151221
jajajaja
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>>78151202
>merged with the Social Democratic Party in 1988 to form the Lib Dems
It still makes me laugh that it took multiple times for them to get the name down.
SDP-Liberal Alliance > Social and Liberal Democrats > The Democrats > Liberal Democrats
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I have a theory as to why so many poms move to adelaide or perth, it's because they feel really at home in a shithole!!

hahahahaha
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>>78151138

Two words

Toyota corolla
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>>78151000
>>78151020
>>78151021
alri tarquin just because daddy can buy you a 5 bed tudor house, doesn't mean I can afford/want one sweety xxx
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>>78151227
The dying company that is Cadillac
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>>78151171
>>78151238
calm down lads I don't even have a learners license ahaha
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>>78151227
Cadillacs all look gaudy and shit. Most escalades are fleet sales and luxury taxis. Few private individuals buy them new
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>>78151237
good post
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hate pakis
hate curry
love turks
love kebab
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>>78151138
yeah should be, we get hammered because the parts have to be imported. Cars themselves aren't too bad though
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mazda 6 got to 100,000 and is only just now causing me grief
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is there a quicker depreciating asset than a new car?
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Are you related to anyone famous lads?

Joseph Conrad was my great-great-grandfather on my mother's side.
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don't know why my "australians feel at home behind bars" joke never gets more (You)s

i think it's brilliant
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>I'm actually in a suit and I'm not fat and I'm clean and white with blonde hair

>Also reading a book

>But still just sat in the isle seat whilst people are getting on and stare at them when they get on the bus

>I only want to sit next to cute girls and there are far too many foreigners on coaches, almost all of whom I'm uncomfortable sitting next to
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>>78151275
your mums vag
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>>78151266
downside is you have to drive a mazda
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>>78151286
Fuck sake Deano
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>>78151275
Fiat currency
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An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"
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>>78151275
Vaginas, one pop and they're worthless.
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how do you turn a duck into a soul singer
put it in an oven and wait till its bill withers
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I am tom
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>>78151276
WELL
IM GLAD YOU ASKED
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>>78151305
make it "no wuckers, mate", just to be completely transparent
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gf keeps talking about her female friends having children lads

should I be worried?
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>>78151308
>>78151288
Virgins
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can anyone spot ALL the red flags?
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street view goes everywhere these days
i've spent two hours looking around remote islands in the south pacific
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>>78151323
have NEVER heard the word "wuckers" in my life
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>>78151305
howling
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>>78151286
there was this one guy at my old call centre job who always used to wear a fitted suit

I understand wanting to dress well, but it's like "come on m8 you're a call centre runt"
>>
>>78151333
how weird is it that germany has barely any street view coverage?
>>
>>78151328
t. vergine
>>
>>78151330
Apostrophe on "1950's"

apart from that looks good
>>
*buys a loaf of bread*
>>
>>78151334
no fuckin' worries > no wuckin' furries > no wuckers
it's an aussie thing
>>
kinda want to buy a 6 series
cheap af now.
probs running vista but don't care
>>
I don't eat
I don't sleep
I do nothing but think of you
I don't eat
I don't sleep
I do nothing but think of you
You keep me under your spell
You keep me under your spell
You keep me under your spell
You keep me under your spell
You keep me under your spell
You keep me under your spell
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>>78151343
germany is a fucked up place
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>>78151340
dress not for the job you have, but the job you want.
>>
having some bread
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>>78151353
yeah well the joke's supposed to work for a wide audience and not a small select group who know what a wuckers is
>>
>>78151340
wearing a suit makes you feel like a big man
no to suitshaming
>>
absolutely mental how half of Germany was literally communist only 30 years ago
>>
>Be American
>Job asks you to think differently
>Write a memo based in science about how maybe men and women have biological differences, and that it's OK to recognise that
>Get fired
>>
*steals a loaf of breaf*
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>>78151354
early 00s with the leather interiors all wanked out
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>Be American
>need to write a statement to get into Harvard
>Write 'black lives matter' over and over again
>get accepted
>>
>>78151276
the virgin heritage
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>>78151378
They say that but they never let me wear my leopard print speedos (and nothing else) at the warehouse.
>>
fall out boy are truly the queen of our generation

if you disagree you're an earlet.
>>
any scalie man in?
>>
>>78151316
highly autistic, I like it
>>
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>>78151427
>tfw earlet
>>
>>78151427
I agree, they're gay shite
>>
>>78151276
>descended from a pole

you have to go back
>>
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The Communist Party works hard for the people, China has laid the london underground in train track every 3 years for the past 12 years.

Without the Communist Party, There'd be no New China. Meanwhile we are still squabbling over how many brown people to let in to our country.

The one party system works, when was the last time a political party did anything for you?
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>>78151397
I was a little sympathetic for the guy until I saw his face
looks like an uggo bitter cunt
and google is only about 20% women, doubt the jobs of men were in danger
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>>78151330
>due to hectic schedule

mm yes I'm sure that's why
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there's one village on this entire island with maybe 50 people living in it and yet there is street view along this dirt road that goes all the way around the island

amazing desu
>>
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>
>>78151447
to be fair most people in tech look like spergs even when they're not
>>
Lads, are there any lowkey brands that I don't know of that makes effay backpacks like Herschel that don't cost as much?
>>
Getting my daily dose of fat lizard ass lads
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So, this is Rorke...
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>>78151446
>China has laid the london underground in train track every 3 years for the past 12 years
maybe because they have 21x the population?
>>
>>78151360
Love this film. Timeless classic. The noble aryan hero defeating the criminal jew.
>>
>>78151453
Google is CIA m8
>>
singles are usually a band's best work but people pretend the album tracks are better to appear more knowledgeable
>>
Coach just went past the French Embassy

About 20 Africans stood outside waiting to be let in

The absolute state of France
>>
>>78151469
>wanting effay stuff
hello nu-male
>>
>>78151474
he argues the opposite of the video title.
>>
>>78151474
the state of you, can't even detect the blatant sarcasm of an 8-year-old communist
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>>78151475
But 80% of that population lives in a space about the size of the UK
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>>78151447

Why should his looks matter, and have you read the memo? No one is suggesting men's jobs were in danger. He merely said that it's OK to accept that men and women are different and may want different things in life.

For example, when I go to the gym, most women do cardio, men do weights. Some women do weights, and that's OK. Some women (Olympic weightlifters and the like), may even be stronger than some men when it comes to lifting, but on average, there are biological differences in interests and abilities.
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502356971185.webm
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>>78151492
>taking the coach
the absolute state of you
that's even worse!"
>>
I used a therapeutic dose of meth this morning (~30mg oral) and had a clear, productive day at school. I did it recreationally last week and found myself with an extremely sharp and satisfying high.
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>>78151496
t. virgin who wears an autismbag
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>>78151316
>>78151276
I am Nicholas (1989-),
son of Constantine Nicholas (1961-),
son of Albert Nicholas (1931-),
son of Constantine Nicholas (1902-1944),
son of Matthew Nicholas (1873-1920),
son of Matthew Joseph (1842-1907),
son of Constantine (1793-1869),
son of Matthew (1749-1800),
son of Leon Michael (1722-1751 - born five months after his father's death),
son of Michael Anthony (1687-1721),
son of Dominic Nicholas (1653-1697),
son of Alexander Louis (1594-1654),
son of Nicholas Christopher (1549-1616),
son of Nicholas (1515-1565),
son of John (1474-1522),
son of Nicholas (?-1510)
son of Nicholas (?-1477)
son of Christian (?-1444)

Five of them have wikipedia articles but they're not particularly famous.
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>>78151477

Is he a cuck for wanting to raise another man's son, or is he cucking the other man?
>>
>>78151508
Doesn't need to be said. He has no tact.
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>>78151492
don't be jelly of our doctors and engineers
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Do brits have their version of pledge of allegiance also
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>>78151509
sounds terrible mate, all the words are crushed together and it sounds completely unnatural
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>>78151522
definitely not a virgin hunny buns xxx
also
function > form
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>>78151545
glad i didn't make it then x
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>>78151427
everyone in fall out boy is musically inferior to everyone in queen except andy hurley
theyre also tailoring everything they do for radio now so its generic shite
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>>78151533

Ladies and gentlemen, The Queen.

"The Queen!"
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>>78151497
>>78151499
not an argument
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>>78151526
>>78151526
>>78151526
>>78151526
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>>78151540
>>78151540
>>78151540


new


>>78151540
>>78151540
>>78151540
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>>78151533
*dons american flag*
yeah KORAN readings
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>>78151532
This

Captcha: pozo calle
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>>78151562
deal with him jan man
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>>78151574
deal with him jan man
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>>78151533
no
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>>78151153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CDgJ_i8GI8
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>>78151562
>>78151574
deal with them jan man
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>>78151508
why say it then
strains relationships within the company without reason
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fuck the yank


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>>78151600
screaming

posting in the yank's thread purely because of this post
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>>78151524
Both. He wants to raise the other man's son but still cucks the other guy from his woman. In the end, he delivers the woman and child from the Jew's evil grasp and rides out into the sunset.
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>>78151276
My uncle was Kunta Kinte
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>>78151636
and yet you're just a cunt
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>>78151648
oof
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>>78151469
Everlane m8
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