What have you hit with your car?

'murrica
Nothing
None

I've been in 3 crashes with my dad, though, and my mom hit a deer once when I was in the car.

hit a fence once because the road i was backing up in broken off on the side and it launched me backwards resulting into some green paint on my car

a deer
we ate it later
rest in pierogi

an armadillo :(

i don't even care if they're leprosy vectors they're cute

>>78148773
>Chechno-Slovenia
>just one frog

>>78148773
One bird on a highway during a long trip.
>see two birds sitting in the road in the distance
>move you retards
>take flight at the last second - too late
>hit one with the grille, goes sailing over the roof
>check rear view mirror, see it land in the road flapping a bit
>the other one comes back and stands next to it, watching, unable to help

Bad feels for the survivor.

>binland
>some roller skating hipster fag who didnt know how to brake

Nothing yet. But my dad hit some fuckwit wallaby once when it decided to hop alongside the car going at 80km/h before hopping in front of it.

>>78148773
>hedgehog
)^:<

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>>78148773
Russia
8 grannies
2 deers
16 cats
28 dogs
32 kids

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As I was driving on a countryside road a male wood grouse jumped in front of my car. Almost ran over it. It was mating season so he wasn't afraid of anything (including cars) and even pecked at my car twice until I managed to chase it away by honking.

Beautiful birds, sadly also dumb as a rock.

>>78152856
Breaking a good geometric progression, if placed in the correct order, with 28 dogs instead of 4. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>78152856
And yet you're not in prison right now.