/brit/

fine im half irish

I am French therefore non white

*dusts off my trusty anglish dictionary*
Time to scare off the frogs

if you aren't anglocatholic you don't belong in /brit/

I'm jewish
I think I'm not white today?

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BASED

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Why are african americans such proficient fighters in comparison to whiet americans?

>>78144933
that's bullshit, why would we do that?

lads
Lads
LADS
answer me >>78144933

>>78144940
unironically wish we spoke anglish desu

sounds much better than the bastardised language we speak today

>Had a yank on /tg/ argue a wyvern was a mythological creature.
Heraldic. Origin, Latin through old French to middle English Viper a fucking snake.

*fedora image*

Wasnt there one writer that tried to write an entire book in English with only words of Germanic origin and couldnt even do it ?

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Vancouver will become a new Singapore and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>78144921
Hello my melanin enriched friends.

>>78144978
>couldn't even do it
anglish exists m8

>>78144954
the kid who gets KO's had a perfect opportunity for a left straight counter just before he got dropped

deserved everything he got

>hands down
>chin up
>can't even punch anyway

>>78144978
haha wow ;) epic

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>>78144954
lmao whitey got fucked, fucking PUMMELED

LOOK AT THAT PUNCH

Wasnt there one French guy that tried to write an entire book and couldnt even do it

>>78144956
because you're ungodly and stuff

jews are tying to normalize non-monogamy and open relationships in my television programing

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>>78144983

Wasnt there a Shartmerican that could write ? Oh no sorry.

>>78144983
Oh shit his head's bleeding

Little guy got too cocky and got into a grappling match.

Jews are good

>>78145019
me in the centre (first picture) and on the left (second picture)

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>>78144921

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me on the left

>>78145018
lmao naruto-ass ballerina

>>78145013
literally true

The 2-repeat allele of the MAOA gene confers an increased risk for shooting and stabbing behaviors.

>he isn't jewish

screeching

>>78145018
SCREAMING

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>kiwis

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>>78145018
Stupid white weebs

>>78145018
That kid clearly has some form of mental disorder though

>mfw even some of the normal black students at my high school were in the same classes as the down syndrome kids

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Post TV characters you identify with

The 2-repeat allele of the MAOA gene confers an increased risk for shooting and stabbing behaviors

>>78144921
Irish Catholic that's like double non-white
Here's an excellent song best enjoyed at an absurdly high volume with over-ear headphones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG5X4kOjEX8

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502328010409.webm

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>>78145061

>>78145061
dont identify with bilbo baggins sorry

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>yanks

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Would you buy a rafale ?

>>78145053
get close and nut the cunt
simple as

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>>78145061

>>78145061
'lo manlette

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>>78145061

>>78145084
rude

>>78145086
Reckon I might have to get a loan, not sure how good it'd be for getting to work

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>hes not a radical centrist

>>78145116
the center of his mouth isn't so radical sweetie

>>78145116
now that's the london look right there

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>>78145061

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Lets make fun of Italy

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>sissy american boys

>>78145147
Screeching

>>78145134
it's august tho?
cant you find some more recent events

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>>78144984
*blocks your path*

>>78145146
they have ads for mozzarella which i love instead of shitty deano cars and casinos online here

>North Korea Guam missile strike plan 'ready by mid-August'

>North Korea says it will be ready by mid-August to fire four missiles near the US territory of Guam, as a war of words with Washington intensifies.

In the sea, not even the island itself, which is not even near America

>>78145044
what the fuck is wrong with americans?

>>78145009
thats the most incorrect thing i've ever heard. no, we don't do that and you shouldn't perpetuate the stereotype

why is france so bad at war? always has to get america to bail them out

>>78145152
Don't mess with Gary Coleman
RIP

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literally me

>>78145146
Ah yes, winning a tactical victory against Italian light infantry attacking a mountain fort and then surrendering shortly thereafter.

Very impressive

>>78145186
>why is france so bad at war?
they aren't

https://www.t-51.com/hannah-martin-2017-08-01/

>>78145152
lanklets btfo by manlet master race

so will /brit/ do anything about the Tim meme facebook page?

>>78145193
B-But why are you backin me up

hello brits.
just a yank passing though
think ill sit here a while
noticed you're all bit rude to my people. please stop this immediately.

des *brap* cito

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>>78145061
despite the speech about how Malcom Tucker doesn't even exist anymore, having been entirely co-opted by his job.

i think it's because i watched the thick of it while my mood-swing went from trough to peak.

gordon brown is actually britain's greatest prime minister

>>78145212
Well this is the yank edition after all

Pickle

>>78145193
The states owe independance to France.
Silly baited lad

>>78145186
france was like the GOAT war nation until after WW1 basically

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>>78145201

>>78145218
barely remember him he was so irrelevant
what did he do

>>78145182
NK unironically needs to be liberated

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great banter back in the days
why dont we do it anymore

>>78145238
Called someone a bigot

>>78145253
His finest moment

why is the 40 year old man replying to me

>>78145202
I forgot about its existence

got called a bigot in parliament

>>78145263
Im 68

Can't make my mind up whether the lads on /x/ are very clever or very thick.

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>when people say the mongols were the greatest empire of all time because they conquered mostly empty plains

>>78145247
why does seeing women get beat up give me a boner

>>78145287
it was actually a voter he was referring to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTr8IVWBuPE

got called italian by a yank
almost shanked him

>>78145260
Most honest moment as a politician.

>>78145238
reduced immigration from the skyhigh blair years

shame cameron and may came along and fucked it again

>>78145301
this was a separate case that happened just now

got called a bigot by gordon brown (in parliament)

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I'm off to bed lads

>>78145238
he made the recession not so bad for britain

>>78145284
we should report it and continue to tell (mainland) yanks to fuck off

>>78145325
FOY

>>78145320
nite lad

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>>78145334
gnite

>>78145325
FOY

need a wee

>>78145202
would love to but i'm too cowardly

america shouldn't exist anymore

it's gone past its expiry date
just a trash country with trash people now. Baum got what he wanted

>>78145234
They sucked starting in 1873

>>78145304
If your were from Marseilles you probably would have. wayhey

>>78145364
>trash
FOY

>>78145300
Because you are a strange person?

>>78145368
toi bad im from Paris and suck arab cock amirite

>>78145295
agree but don't you find it mad how they pushed all the way into Europe

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>900 comments on /r/incels

do they not realize girls think his bio is a joke? and are fucking with him?

Giz a bump lads >>78145337

>>78145295
>conquered china and a peak middle east and russia in the winter
>did it all in style

>>78145300
do you imagine yourself in their place?

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You arrive in Peach Creek

>>78145392
Jesus. Bit awks now.

>>78145394
Russia/Ukraine is basically the same shit as their shit rather than ours

did people in 1400 or whatever know that other races existed

Moving into the uni dorms on Saturday
Thinking of organizing a floor-wide D&D game to get to know the lads
Engineering btw

just heard a nigger outside

>>78145418
yeah

>>78145430
what uni

>>78145418
no

>>78145430
>Engineering

Spot the autist hahah

why do i have to make up stories in my head about being brought back in time to another era where i become the great leader of a kingdom or someshit ? am i autistic ?

>>78145398
don't go on subreddits like that
they're not good for your mental health

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>>78145218
James Callaghan is the true CrisisKino PM.
Also the only person to have held all 4 great offices of state. (vs 2 for Brown.)

>>78145418
BBC revisionalist history?
Absolutely!

>>78145451
yh

>>78145431
Tell him you want to take him to Gregg's

>>78145453
do it all the time for laughs, but honestly youre right.

i actually caught myself thinking pretty nasty things about a woman on the train today, and think its due to incels

>>78145313
but gordon brown left parliament 2 years ago

>>78145454
If only he had won in 79 instead of Thatcher

>>78145431
stop being so loud then

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how deep is the rabbit hole ?

>>78145474
yeah he came back just to call me a bigot

>>78145418
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Blanke

the nigger is muh dicking trying to woo a niggress outside my door. temped to call the police

>>78145488
Take the red pull and find out

>>78145491
in parliament?

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>>78145488

>>78145504
yeah it was in parliament

>>78145499
stop chatting her up then

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>>78145511

>>78145493
wtf

made a face book today to remind me of just how lonely and fucked up my life is. I was looking through the profiles of all the kids i went to school with, and its still the same shit. The chads who bullied me are living the typical university party life, their face book profile pictures are usually them surrounded by women and other chads. They still have life handed to them on a silver platter, they were fucking the cute stacies in 8th grade ffs. If you weren't actively going to parties, kickbacks, events, and other social gatherings in high school its over for you. If you weren't getting laid, getting girlfriends, and had lots of people texting you its over for you.

been very lazy with brushing my teeth recently

can't be bothered

Why arent u asleep

>>78145394
>they pushed all the way into Europe
they just barely got to central europe
everything between europe and east asia is empty steppes perfect for horses

Britain was a tolerant cunt
http://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofEngland/The-Hanging-of-the-Hartlepool-Monkey/

>>78145565
sorrow

>>78145568
you aren't giving them enough credit
muslim world was a far greater miliitary power than the european states at the time and they got utterly BTFO

>>78145564
Same, I'm a heavy smoker and my gums are pretty much all gone so I don't brush at all now.

>But testimony from local residents suggests a different narrative to that of Ayling, who has returned to the UK and joined a new celebrity agency to cash in on personal appearances. While Herba may have thought the rural setting offered anonymity, foreigners are a rare sight in mountain communities and his presence attracted intense curiosity from the start. There is scarcely a person on the high street of Viu, the nearest town who did not encounter Herba, and in one of the strangest twists of the tale, several saw the two shopping together, even thinking they were romantically involved.

>Emma Corgiat Loia, 44, who runs a mini-market in the nearby town of Viu, said that Herba went there three or four times alone. “Then on Sunday morning they came in together. I assumed they were a couple,” she said. Ayling, who wore a long white T-shirt, was left unguarded outside the store while he shopped, her son Gianluigi Costa, 21, remembers, something which has raised more doubts about their relationship.

>Despite Ayling’s testimony that he never left her alone, Herba also had numerous absences from the house. He dined out on the terrace of a village pizzeria every night taking a takeaway back for his victim, according to Agatha Corso, owner of Pizzeria Moderno in Viu. She said: “He came every night alone, for a week or more.”

something's a bit fishy about this

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>>78145398
>unlikely lmao, they're way tighter than your beef curtain cunts
based

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>>78145476
Denis Healey winning the leadership and then 1983(/4) would also have been a good timeline.
It's hard to imagine any organisation but the Labour party facing a choice between Michael Foot and Dennis Healey in the television age and picking Foot. People like to make the Corbyn comparison, but Corbyn was the most interesting candidate in his leadership contest (the others being sludge.), whereas Healey was a publicly popular, amusing figure. (In 1977 he even appeared on a BBC production of The Wizard of Oz.)

Silly billies, the lot of them.
>You walk in to see the Wizard.

Based Carl just got suspended from twitter

>>78145612
>I'm a heavy smoker and my gums are pretty much all gone so I don't brush at all now.

grim

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Well, all the rave of reasons, I guess. He needed to let off some steam, he needed adventure, he needed to feel handsome again. He needed to feel that he knew something, that all this aging was worth something because he knew things young people didn't know yet. He probably thought it would be like having a few tall drinks and feeling very very good and then he would go back to his life and say, "that was nice".

When it went away, he was heartbroken, and then he realized everything he already had was not right either, and that was why it had happened at all. And that his life with his family was some temporary bandage on a permanent wound.

>>78145573
people still cared about France in the Victorian era?

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wish i lived in anvil for a few days

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>>78145511
but wasn't the archduke a passenger and wasn't his wife also shot
if you're gonna have your fursona control history at least get history right.

11.22.63

HELLS BELLS TRUDY!

mate is literally taking 2 days to respond to my whatsapp messages

utter fucking cunt

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>atheists think religious people think god is physically real

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>anon, you're up quite late, would you like me to make you a cup of tea?

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So this ... Is the power of Brit tinder profiles

>>78145695
why do europeans love whatsapp so much?

>>78145656
absolutely
Victorian era. yup

>>78145718
>theists think god exists in any form

>dude look at this battle my 'country' won 600 years ago

lmao

>>78145720
Get away from me you beast!

>>78145329
>>78145355
>(mainland)
>>78145718
>>78145739
looking forward to this argument and its extension to the next 5 threads

I'm very durnk haha

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>tfw no qt dancing nip gf

>>78145745
At least my country's actually existed for 600 years

>>78145398
Let's be honest here though lads, if you matched with an absolute 10/10 with that kind of shit on her profile you WOULD message her and try to fuck.

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>Latest guest host of Friday Night … Saturday Morning (BBC1) was Sir Harold Wilson, erstwhile Prime Minister of Great Britain. Those of us who expected him to be terrible received a shock. He was really terrible.

>His guests did their best to help him out, especially Harry Secombe, who was first on. Harry attempted to lighten the atmosphere by saying ‘Whee hee hee!’ That having failed to produce results, he switched to ‘Na-hah! Na-hah na-hah na-hah!’ He then addressed Sir Harold disarmingly as ‘Sir Harold Parkinson’, to see how that would work. The audience dutifully convulsed itself, a cue for Sir Harold to remind Harry about the longevity of their friendship. ‘We’ve known each other for years.’

>Pat Phoenix, Freddie Trueman and somebody calling himself Tony Benn succeeded Harry in the role of interlocutor. Sir Harold’s wit sparkled fitfully as he attempted to make his presence felt, usually when someone else was talking. He read the autocue as if it was the Rosetta Stone arranged on rollers. Interviewing somebody on the air is a cinch as long as you listen to what he says. This, however, is not easy to do if you are busy trying to remember what to ask him next. Interviewing somebody on the air is consequently not as easy as it usually looks. The great merit of Sir Harold’s stint as a chat-show host was that he made it look as tricky as it is.

>What had he expected? What arrogance led him to take the job on with so little preparation? Was he as thoughtless and conceited when he was Prime Minister?

You know I can't actually think why he did take the job. In his last years as Prime Minister (1974-6) he was absolutely terrified of being caught on a blank, because he knew his memory was going. Why he'd have felt confident enough to then lock himself on television for (an hour? half an hour?), even with an autocue (that he evidentially couldn't really make use of.) is a question for the ages.

Course, I don't think Mary Wilson would appreciate a letter inquiring.

love my gf

>>78145779
beat me to it

>>78145726
shame

>>78145739
>this is what brainlets actually believe

>>78145681
WELL IM PRESIDENT OF THE HOWDY DOODY CIRCUS ARMY

>>78145720
are we posting spitting image puppets?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQydKmNuh9w

>>78145803
>theists don't think a god exists
hmmm...

>>78145779
There's something to be said for a fresh slate

any urban planning man in

>it's another "england is just as much a sovereign state as the UK" edition

ahh yes, goodbye

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i want to have sex with australia

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would quite like a jewish gf

It troubles me to think that over 50% of 4chan is in fact sub-6ft

>>78145816
>this is what brainlets actually think

>>78145811
Cool fact about spitting image: the puppets had to be made in one of Thatcher's urban free trade zones because of the chemicals used to make them

>>78145828
You're new money, gaudy and tasteless, we're old money, sophisticated and elegant

>>78145843
>tfw want to be short and cute
>tfw actually just eek over 6ft and have freakishly long monkey arms that indicate i should actually be even taller but find myself constrained by poor diet

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>we're old money, sophisticated and elegant

>>78145845
>this is how brainlets actually reply
rude
desist immediately

Wish Hugh Gaitskell had been printed minister

>>78145890
civilisation literally cannot resist without religion atheistards btfo lmao *closes thread*

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me conducting the job interview

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>civilisation literally cannot resist without religion atheistards btfo lmao *closes thread*

>>78145921
This doesn't look like any job interview I've been to

Why so .... Quiet....

>>78145921
is that wee?

>>78145933
Is that Madeline McCann?

Don't know why I feel so sorry for Jimmy Carter.
He pissed all over my one actual hobby (aviation) by deregulating the airlines. Now basically all the cool ones are either dead or merged.

Delta is the last good US airline, livery-and-fleet wise.

>>78145982
Fuck you United is king

>>78145982
He deregulated the beer industry which is why we have the craft beer craze now

>>78145996
United were good until they adopted Continental's livery. Now they're a joke.
Continental's clipart was nice for CO, it looks really stupid with UNITED on the side.

Bring back the orange stripes.

*fires in spurts*

>>78145996
*Overbooks a flight and drags you off a plane*

Is it better to have dated 100 women and failed, or dated 0 women and have a clean slate?

heard nigger in the corridor

>>78146032
What corridor

>>78145511
>>78145488
who's the lion thing?

>>78146029
>dated
foy

*sniff sniff*
YANK
*pant pant pant*
YANK YANK YANK
>>78146070
ME SMELL SMELLY YANK

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>>78146029
whichever one lets me have tea with shirley williams
love shirley williams

me on the right

>>78146040
the final one

Going to the toilet

>>78145953
yes

>>78146046
What the fuck do you say instead of date?

>>78146055
What does this mean

heard nigger from upstairs

not a yank

>>78146064
slagshagged

>>78146064
Going out

still not sure why women are allowed to drive

>>78146045
Some weird furry fanfic

>>78146089
Because how else would mummy get you anywhere?

>>78146089
Agreed
They should all be banned

>>78145666
wasn't Churchill a liberal?

>>78146089
>>78146102
Cool down there rasheed

>Go to watch something on YouTube app on phone
>thumb accidentally touches the screen twice when trying to scroll
>"Channel created"
What the fuck google

>>78146064
Date is something your mum sets up when you're 12.
Banged rid caught something from

>>78146112
Hello djemba
Bringing your family form Cameroon over soon?

>>78146111
not when he was PM

>>78146111
He was a Liberal from 1904-1924 and a Tory before 1904 and after 1924.
Like Dr. David Owen, he liked to put his finger in every pie.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1502297655271.webm

you in the middle

regular show > rick and morty

>>78146111
He was a conservative then he switched to the liberals and then he switched he back to the conservatives and served as a conservative prime minister

How do I dispose of half a dozen rotten eggs lads? Bit worried that if I just chuck them in the food recycling bin, they'll break as they go in (it's a tall bin) and stink the place out. That bin isn't due to be emptied for over a week.

>>78146102
Always get on edge when I'm driving and see a woman in a nearby car in the traffic. It's like seeing a child, or highly trained animal, behind the wheel

>>78146139
would be more concerned if these guys claimed to identify as straight than otherwise

>>78146130
wrong
>>78146138
well the image says he was labour and i thought the party didn't even exist then

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do it for her

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>Anonymous 08/09/17(Wed)21:07:17 No.78146151>>78146102 Anonymous 08/09/17(Wed)21:04:42 No.78146102>>78146112 >>78146151>>78146089 Anonymous 08/09/17(Wed)21:03:56 No.78146089>>78146100 >>78146102 >>78146112still not sure why women are allowed to drive
>Agreed
>They should all be banned
>Always get on edge when I'm driving and see a woman in a nearby car in the traffic. It's like seeing a child, or highly trained animal, behind the wheel

>>78146148
Throw them at the local chavs

>>78146163
What is the medical term for this mental illness?

>>78146155
it's about if they were animals. it's an alternate reality

who the fuck keeps eggs or milk long enough for it to get rotten

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do straight men really find vaginas attractive?

>>78146155
the image says he was conservative. labour is red.
labour has existed since 1900

>>78146154
it's not gay if you don't touch

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>What is the medical term for this mental illness?

Would love to beat the shit out of a yank

>>78146182
didnt even read the legend lad i dont know why i just assumed labour was blue

>>78146171
good post

>>78146165
It's 4am, they're all in bed dreaming of Burberry and cider. Not storing these eggs in my flat all night. Reckon I'll tip the food recycling bin at an angle and slide the bag of eggs down. They'll probably break, but I have to try.

>>78146181
that's one of the less disgusting vaginas i've ever seen
although i bet internally it's still gagging.

>>78146173
Cheers, that reminds me, got milk that needs chucking as well. I know how to dispose of that though (down the bog).

>>78146181
that's a nice brown biscuit

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In the night, I hear 'em talk
The coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road, he lost his soul to a woman so heartless
How could you be so heartless?
Oh, how could you be so heartless

i dont actually find vaginas themselves to be attractive. at most, theyre just neutral. many are gross. dont find pigmented vaginas nice looking at all, so Mediterranean and other dark women.

got warned for being obsessed with reddit again

>>78146181
They're not generally prized for their visual appeal.

>>78146195
Flush them down the shitter

>>78146181
yeah
i love vaginas and getting my face all up in there

>>78146220
>>78146230
Benders

>>78146246
youre a dyke yourself josie

>>78146227
We're you on Reddit

>>78146256
Didn't seem like a dyke when Thailad shagged her at the /brit/ meetup in Phuket

>>78146264
>tfw no beef curtains to suck on
>>78146257
probably, i usually have a few 'dit tabs open at all times unless im playing runescape

>>78146237
They're in the recycling compost bag now, along with beard hair and used coffee filters. I'm not digging around in there for stuff, especially as there are some rotten eggshells in there too. I cracked a couple into a pan for a late night Spam and eggs. Had two watery rotten cunt eggs in the pan before I realised what was up. They went down the shitter, no messing. Pan is recuperating in the sink.

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>>78146264

Why is North Korea attacking guam

*sneezes without covering my mouth*

>>78146296
Didn't understand this post

>>78146307
Wait, Guam?

I thought they had a boner for South Korea and that's what it was all about. Guam? Who wants fucking Guam?

wish i was a medieval pheasant

>>78146300
>gif
fuck off

'emoji movie' is the third trending search on pornhub atm

>>78146330
*Hunts you*

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>>78146324
>Who wants fucking Guam?
What's your price?

Literally never watched porn in my life
Is that weird?

Stopping refugees is just silly blud
Well you know about Aeneas in the Iliad
Fled Turkey and he just founded Rome
What if he had drowned in a boat?

>>78146264
Is that Hope solos flange?

>>78146371
kek

>>78146370
aeneas is a filthy turkish sand nigger

>>78146359
no, leave here and never return. have a good life get married and have kids

afraid i may be a walter mitty

>>78146372
that one looks even more roastie than hers

Obsessed with having a child
It's the thing I want most in the world

>>78146371
me gusta

>>78146403
'

just realised my head is disproportionately small for my body

>>78146403
don't obsess about it anon
it's a nice thought though i agree, havin a little bro or sis that's half you

>>78146403
hello woman

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>>78146372
Lmaooooo

I actually googled "hope solo vagina" and this came up in the first line of images

>>78146420
pics x

make new

>>78146477
>>78146477
>>78146477
New

hahah i made a new but forgot to link it