en zee edition
first for josie
Cara
Maisie
en zed
driving around auckland
what was I laughing at again?
oh yes, that mentally challenged irishman
hello nigger
>>78142364
correct but doesn't roll off the tongue as well
cute boyz (use your imagination)
>>78142331
>>78142331
>>78142331
Recycle this thread later x
Fush n Chups
it actually fucking disgusts me that there are people posting here who are so new that they don't know about kev
if you've been here for less than 2 years AT LEAST, fuck off
ring ring
>>78142326
his name is Kevin Boyle and he's an unfortunately sad Irish man who deals with cold weather
>>78142397
Luv me sum fush n chups
>>78142370
all 80 million of them?
>this is a 10/10 in bongland
Anyone else find it kind of sad that /brit/ is such a central part of their life
>>78142405
hello?
>>78142405
hmm helo
prime minister selfie... me in my rented flat on downing street... teddy's always got the swiper... don't mess me about sunshine
1.City
2.Arsenal
3.Chelsea
4.Manure
18. Swansea
19. West Ham
20. Huddersfield
reposting it. find a flaw. all objective observations. i am a Milton Keynes Dons fan so i have no bias
>>78142333
i have a recurring paranoia that if i was somehow successful in moving to NZ, getting NZ citizenship and abandoning my british citizenship leaving me purely a citizen of NZ, I'd still be considered less of a Kiwi than someone of chinese descent who happened to be born in Palmerston North.
How much weight do I need to get rid off?
40 pounds?
gonna paint a wagon
gonna paint it fine
gonna use oil-based paint
cause that wood is pine
>>78142475
*licks yer nipples*
> i am a Milton Keynes Dons fan
>>78142439
*continues laughing*
>>78142430
you'd be all fish and fries or some shit
hello
>>78142470
well yea they were born and raised in NZ
>>78142498
hello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
>>78142488
STOP!
the person below is a crypto-yank
MENTIONED
On the occasion of the three-hundredth anniversary of Martin Luther's nailing of his ninety-five theses , about 500 Protestant German students agreed to organize a "national festival" at the Wartburg.
Many people were bitter about dreams of German national unity shattered after the 1815 Congress of Vienna.
The red, black, and gold flag they waved was selected as the official national colors of the German flag in 1919, and again in 1949.
The event itself was also used as a justification for the Carlsbad Decrees of 1819, which were aimed at quelling a growing sentiment for German unification.
>>78142470
palmie mentioned
>>78142464
Why the fuck are you an mk Dons fan lol
Also no way West ham are getting relegated
Be nice to each other x
>>78142333
fush and chups brew
>>78142526
is it our year?
>>78142492
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl90QaGpYJEq61EhuhGzfsQ/videos
>he got rid of almost all of them
what gives
peter cushing lives in whitstable
i have seen him on his bicycle
i have seen him buying vegetables
peter cushing lives in whitstable
wtf faceapp has removed the blackface feature
bet it was those bloody lefties again
>>78142546
Qt Fushnchups
>>78142504
but it's not fair, they're a chink while i'm of exactly the same lineage as the majority-european population.
(not even /pol/ about this, it's just weird that a British colony can view those of British descent as foreigners, even if they've lived there for decades, simply by birth.)
fucked up my example a bit though, my go-to is a hong-konger who moved there as a baby (but was born in HK.)
i'm even more paranoid about the australians, partially because i've only met one australian who wasn't chinese.
>>78142543
West Ham is going down. they struggle to be a team and they got three more pricks. Biliç won't even see 2018 as West Ham manager mate. trust me
>>78142573
I think they're just private
*yaaaaaaawn*
Oh i know
>>78142597
hello me in the future
>>78142593
Nah, they're woefully mismanaged but they've got a way better team than 19th
>>78142626
nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LkFN54_Wxc
>>78142546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOM0vegVIEA
love that accent
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmQlBfxh4Us
helo do u lik tea?
poo a'brewin bigly tbqh ngl la
they shouldve blacked gordon ramsay on the app
>>78142583
yea but if a random lot of kiwis sat down in a pub reminiscing about NZ you'd be lost while the kiwis talked about kids shows they used to watch or whatever they used to do as a kids as kids down their equivalent to grimsby arcade and picking up a 'netto from the paki shop
yea we have a lot of deep ties but it's a different country and culture
are jaffa cakes really good?
>>78142675
Yeah
>>78142507
the only funny thing this grim shut-in ever did was take a picture of himself walking toward a camera
everything else seems to be just boring and of below average intelligence
>tfw unironically enjoy lloyd george's sauce
>>78142629
Damned good tune all the same
at what age am i allowed to wear a flat cap
i want to fulfil my stereotype
poo and pee and havin a wee
>>78142693
t. northern peasant
>>78142638
QT
GOOLD?
>>78142638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1655dTsYTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz99xXhbpXQ
tune
>t. northern peasant
>>78142674
yeah but it's not fair i don't want to be british it's shit.
also (in the spirit of bizarre hypotheticals) i bet they'd entertain someone born in NZ who moved to britain at 3 with their parents to work, but kept citizenship and came back after graduating secondary, but again reject me on the basis of birth (even though functionally the one born in NZ and I have the exact same number of memories of growing up in NZ: bugger all.)
though i guess due to parentage they'd have a twinge of the eecsent.
>>78142693
retirement
>>78142579
>lefties
they have no power without a Jewish master to allow it to happen
These are my favourite podcasts
What do you lads like?
is there such a thing as upper working class lads? not sure where I be fittin on the ol' scalearoonie
me
amusing myself
>>78142757
Just been listening to Sam Harris's recently
>>78142638
same, one of the best in english
pair of wankers you lot aye right mates cheers luv *chuffs a pint*
>>78142757
The Official Podcast, except every episode where they have an outside is objectively worse
me on the left
>>78142741
oh yea thats a bit shit
generally a lot of these visa citizenship and passport type things are reciprocal (we do it to you, you do it to us) regardless of historical ties or whatever
>>78142638
huz it sank un?
don't like dogs, children, normies, and a good deal of women. how fucked am I lads
drumpf is literally kim jong un
>>78142757
How come one person possibly listen to let alone enjoy this much football and sport discussion?
This is literally like 10-15 hours a week of football/sport discussion
The Swiss had taken control of Milan (for France the gateway to Italy) after their victory at the Battle of Novara (1513).
In response, 21 year old Francis of France hauled 72 huge cannons over new-made roads over the Col d'Argentière, a previously unknown route.
Francis was in his tent, trying on a new suit of armor, when scouts reported the coming of the Swiss. He quickly sprang into action, commanding the foremost lancers in the French army (and perhaps Europe).
Furious French cavalry charges, often led by the young king himself, succeeded time and again in throwing back Swiss gains.
“I have vanquished those whom only Caesar vanquished” was printed on the medal King Francis ordered struck to commemorate the victory.
Considering the battle his most cherished triumph, Francis requested that he himself be knighted on the battlefield, in the ancient style.
France offered the Swiss "perpetual peace". The "Perpetual Peace" was broken only during the French Revolutionary Wars in 1798.
>>78142798
wonder if the new european would pay me for glurged out articles talking about the 1975 referendum
just want money, that's all i care about.
>>78142824
do you like pints?
>>78142824
you can find your type of girl and live without having a kid or a pet dog desu
anyone up for a half pint
>>78142780
what a tragic board
almost makes /mu/ look good
>>78142817
cahn eat your ghost chups
>>78142845
pints and some cocktails
full of cold lads
been necking 'sips and 'zade, snorting 'fed, gobbing 'oothers and snotting like a filipina on an aussie's salami
installing the new android update
>>78142869
Only weak people get colds
both this thread and the current /cum/ one were made by me
bet that's never been done before do i win anything
>>78142872
Why
>>78142864
yeah, 2 of them please
>>78142890
for the hell of it
>>78142884
*sneezes in your face*
at a loss lads, how does one reward a good post without having anything to say about it? feeling as if i'm not contributing feedback but have no idea how to
/blog
>>78142931
good post x
>>78142931
A (You) will do
>>78142885
virtue signallers out
>>78142386
because you're a yank
sometimes a post is too good and couldnt fathom posting my bad reply to it
>>78142931
i usually quote it and say lol or good post
hmm
any self-aware yank man in?
>>78142943
>>78142952
thanks lads xo
/tv/ does it again
>>>/tv/86149352
>kev posted a 10 second video of his dead dog sleeping
truly a tortured soul
>>78142931
hello mister redditore
the radical centre, thoughts?
>>78142994
right here bud
in 30 years we'll own this country :)
>>78143012
he walks
yet he can never escape the fires of hell
>>78143009
>Elrone
Coming up on 1 year on /brit/
been alright i wont lie
>>78143041
who are you?
considering becoming a retained firefighter lads
>>78143043
>>78143012
kev >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tim the cunt
>>78143019
that isn't the radical centre though.
>>78142981
im not but even if i was what does it change pretty sure kiwis say en zee when saying the initials, dont know about the letter z though
>>78143012
How can it sleep if it's dead
>>78143071
what about this
**slaps willy on table**
Yanks should bow to their British overlords 2bh
>>78143041
what country
>>78143075
stupid
fat
yank
twat
>>78143083
amazing post
The Treaty of London in 1518 was a non-aggression pact between the major European nations, designed by King Henry VIII of England.
The signatories were Burgundy, France, England, the Holy Roman Empire, the Netherlands, the Papal States and Spain.
It allowed Henry VIII to greatly increase his standing in European political circles, to the extent that England regained it's position as a third major power, which had been lost after the Hundred Years War.
The major powers were, however, divided on the question of the Imperial succession within Germany.
Henry VIII of England was briefly proposed as being the new Holy Roman Emperor.
Francis offered up to three million for his own election as Holy Roman Emperor.
The general outrage of the populace at the idea of a French Emperor shifted the electors to favor Charles, from the house of Hapsburg.
>>78143082
*Slices off the top of it with my scimitar*
>>78143093
literally all me keep it coming mate
>>78143083
sterling post right here lads
>>78143083
no one respects a bum lick
why don't millenials save money?
>>78143083
superflous post, absolutely wondrous and of the highest quality
>>78143083
Brown nosing twat
What's that thing deaf people use to read called?
part 1
>the device has been updated
good, good
>>78143132
speakwrite
>>78143132
their eyes
>>78143146
stop
>>78143129
>superflous post
don't you ever misuse and misspell a word ever again
>>78143083
superficial and shallow post
part 2
>>78143128
If all of your money isn't in crypto you're a dumb cunt not gunna lie
>>78143128
because they're not sadcases
>tfw I used the face app on my Korean gf and she looked better white
reckon welsh and english are two different races
Started work on the ol' philosophical treatise today
Wrote two pages, used the word "prick" twice and the word "predictability" eight times
end me
>>78143170
Being fat back then was seen as a high class status symbol
>If all of your money isn't in crypto you're a dumb cunt not gunna lie
>>78143076
it was alive when it was sleeping
Toxic masculinity.
>>78143184
they are
>>78143192
bizarro chad fedora lad
>>78143115
British people are the best though
can we ban the fedoraposters
lots of coloured folk around lately
collecting fedora images, please contribute
i pay absolutely no heed to yank posts ever since i found you they repost posts from the archive and old threads
>>78143192
stay poor sweaty x
it's just a coincidence lineups tend to be 90% men *snorts*
I used the face app on my Korean bf and xe looked better white
>>78143170
dat Hugo Boss tho
how do i get tomato sauce off my keyboard?
british posters are among the most terrible on this board
>>78143213
take a load o' dis cracka
>>78143221
>>78143224
>you've already eaten half of it
i cry every day because im a yank and not british
>>78143237
With your tongue m8
>>78143238
why
ey wagwan piff ting
>>78143238
amongst*
>>78143270
alri
>>78143245
thanks la x
remembering that one cunt who introduced me to the word peng
fucking hate him
>>78143238
no need to be so bitter, peasant
jauffre died a man
reminder bad aussie posters are all wogs and chinks
>>78143238
awwww did you get bit by a digo or sun burnt today
>>78143264
-bland
-provide nothing to the conversation (see: this general)
-annoying
-all pseudo-deanos/pseudo-louises
i could go on
everyday I'm shufflin'
do not reply to korean posters
i try to keep jauffre alive
reminder that i am the only australian poster and that all australian posts are made by me
>>78143295
the episode with the guy from bumfights was the best dr phil episode
https://youtu.be/AASeTbHFvSQ
without a doubt one of the best vidya OSTs
>>78143305
my nigga i did the same thing
though i don't remember if he's scripted to die or not. i remember no matter what i did one time he kept getting crushed by rubble.
>>78143324
I'm Australian
>>78143305
it is impossible lad
Have a Swedish mate who speaks English with a Swedish accent, not American.
Such respect for the lad.
>>78143297
tbf it's the middle of the night there's no tantalising conversations on atm
post bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be37-T72DNk
In Europe, a Universal Monarchy is a concept where one monarchy is deemed to have sole rule over everywhere.
It's foundation as as actual total imperium can be seen in the late Roman Empire, where the Emperor, by virtue of being the head of Christendom, claimed a sovereignty over all other kings.
It would re-emerge in the West with Charlemagne and the Holy Roman Empire.
The personal union, under Charles, of the Holy Roman Empire with the Spanish Empire resulted in the closest universal monarchy since the Carolingian Era.
Napoleon came close to creating something akin to a Universal Monarchy with his continental system and Napoleonic Code.
If Germany had been victorious after WW1, the German Kaiser would have been suzerain over most of Europe.
The last serious attempt was by Adolf Hitler during World War 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxHtQ1__qUc
thoughts?
>>78143338
he fights with you at bruma and he can die
>>78143350
me too any other true blue aussies about?
>>78143357
this place is better when all brits are asleep
do not reply to british posters
Feel sorry for anyone who never experienced teenage love 2bh. That feeling you got when you saw them. Every now and then I get the same feeling thinking about it.
>>78143364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4KJ4lSq8XA
>>78143297
start an Aus general if you feel so irrelevant
>>78143389
literally not true
i'm australian as well
>>78143409
bad post that could be omitted to make this thread better
will heem the next SEA poster to sneak diss me in this thread
Cute girls are literally the life blood of civilization and the only bright light in a world of suffering, not even bullshitting. Something psychological about feminine sensuality and companionship
>>78142464
Every year Swansea gets predicted to go down and it never happens
It's absolutely mad to think that benders exist. There are actually fellas who don't like girls and instead prefer men's asses. It's an insane sort of warped noncery.
OH SHIT
DONT SNEAK UPON ME
>>78143400
love experiencing years of unrequited love as a bender
>>78143431
LITERALLY just saw this post in /cum/
new thread (australians, new zealanders, and papuans only please)
>>78143433
>>78143433
>>78143433
>>78143433
>>78143400
>>78143453
na i like it here
can't tell if i like papa Trudeau or not
JUST WATCH ME
>>78143389
Only 10 to 2 mate.
You lads don't take over for a few hours yet.
>>78143238
>often accused of being an australian on boards without flags
>never correct them
>this is really people's biggest goal
how fucking daft could you be
>>78143364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3poiuXdKIQ&ab_channel=BaronessSapphire
>>78143479
lol what boards
>>78143431
>>78143431
LOVE lily x
poem #2 : fellas fellate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk5POe042DA
ASMR
>>78143482
Some people just have no ambition
>>78143449
QUICK ANON LOOK OVER THERE
*heems*
post clangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIw7E-q-flc
proud to have no ambition desu
just want to be happy and i'm not even that arsed about that
>>78143453
hopefully the bogan cretin fucks off here
>>78143540
the british spirit
>>78143542
rude
FOY
>>78143544
literally me 2bh
>>78143537
moon wombles
>>78143544
>tfw i stalled and crashed in university and it turned out i have autism but was failed by every previous level of schooling and medical assessment, who all failed to pick up on it
*got heemed*
>>78143575
FOY
>>78143537
incredibly comfy
https://youtu.be/arjoKA9aLkM
bagpuss
think i might unironically be moving to the UK
very excited lads
>>78143537
*dips my clangers in a cauldron of boiling hot soup*
>>78143544
Iktf badly
Told myself it would all get better when I got to uni and when it was all just the same I spiralled into a deep depression
>>78143578
that was right quick lad
good on you
>>78143586
we've got enough slavs, thank you.
fucks sake just want to be a military dictator and conqueror
why couldnt i have been born 3000 years ago
why couldnt i have been alexander the great
cant be asked with all this gay job shit and taxes and weekends and shite
just want to invade and conquer lands instead reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>78143578
yanks have no class
imagine an autismo yank who replies nigger and spams some bizarro shit moving to the uk
>>78143605
I was trying to predict my own post number lad
brushing your teeth twice a day is a meme created by jews to get their goys to ingest as much mind-altering fluoride as possible
>>78143586
Whereabouts x
>>78143586
is shit here, do not bother
>>78143586
this general makes me want to move too best on /int/
50s/60s America seemed amazing. Really was their golden age.
Makes you wonder what the fuck went wrong.
>>78143642
equality
>>78143642
>Makes you wonder what the fuck went wrong.
I did
>>78143642
jews
check out this russian's glasses
hope it's football yank moving to the uk
love football yank me
>>78143574
How does autism affect your schooling lad? Feel I might be a 'tismo as well sometimes.
>>78143628
dole monkey
>>78143642
Equality.
Tsar Alexander I of Russia signed a peace treaty with Napoleon in 1807.
The terms of the treaty obliged Russia to cease her maritime trade with Great Britain. Napoleon's objective was to force Britain into economic submission.
On 26 October 1807, Tsar Alexander formally declared war on the United Kingdom. He did not actively prosecute the war. The British, understanding his position, limited their military response to the declaration.
Alexander I kept Russia as neutral as possible. He allowed Russians to continue secretly to trade with Britain.
Franco-Russian relations became progressively worse after 1810.
Ah, a yank, in britian, many good things will happen
>>78143671
Swansea football yank?
>>78143642
Other countries recovered from WWII
>>78143642
private debt levels mostly.
i think it was 1965 that private debt passed 100% of GDP, leading to all sort of warping effects.
combined with poor monetary policy in the 1970s exacerbating stagflation (with a poor response to the collapse of Breton Woods, followed by applying demand-shock solutions to the 1973 oil supply-shock.) and the failure of the 1987 recession to trigger alterations in thinking, we saw ourselves on the path to the current nightmare.
The story is basically the same in the UK as well. Crack private debt and all else follows. There are perhaps some optimistic signs (The bank of England has finally accepted endogenous money creation for example.) that we may finally be coming around to the right ways of thinking, but if not - well, decades long stagnation is big in Japan...
dont think russians realise how the west works
>>78143581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldlCD7GR2JI
people who live on natural diet in third world countries and never brush their teeth have perfect teeth
the only reason we have bad teeth is because of diet of fats and sugars and unnatural additives and flavourings that rot our teeth thanks to jews
you should never put anything in your mouth that isn't natural
>>78143711
how can i make this work with niggers and migrants
>>78143729
does my willy count as natural
>>78143729
They brush their teeth with some weird tree stick sap
I have one in my cupboard
>>78143624
Bristol
>>78143729
>people who live on natural diet in third world countries and never brush their teeth have perfect teeth
no shit sherlock
>thanks to jews
ahh no
>>78143714
the lefties jumped on this on pretty quickly when they saw people were having fun with it didn't they
>>78143702
Mark Twain was a blackguard runt
>>78143766
you'll fit right in, jamal
reckon my willy is natural so deserved to be mouthed
>>78143729
>people who live on natural diet in third world countries and never brush their teeth have perfect teeth
Literal fucking nonsense
>>78143729
>you should never put anything in your mouth that isn't natural
glad i dont have to give up willies
>>78143675
mostly couldn't adapt to unstructured learning at uni, since they expect you to have the time-management skill to sit and read a book at home, whereas i'm of the mindset that if i'm at home i'm relaxing.
also with the time periods spread all over the place it was nightmarish trying to keep up, and some of the classes had social elements (like discussions, or groupwork) which was the final straw.
i was also pretty depressed at the time since i didn't have any friends (my internet friend having fucked off), discovered alcohol and how it made people less stressful to deal with but still didn't yield any friends, so i just said fuck it in the end.
was good at taking notes though, since i could type faster than the lecturer could speak.
>>78143766
good place lad skins was set there
Anyone else watching 11.22.63? Its fucking fantastic
Finally found something that isn't reddit tier normie shit
>>78143773
yes jews brought the fast food culture to the west to destroy society with obesity
are women going to go for a disgusting fat white cunt or a healthy slim muscular black man fresh of the boat
yank willies aren't natural because they're cut
the jews strike yet again
>we are living in the decline
really grim, all this technology and medicine leads you to think you're living in the peak when that couldn't be further from the truth
i still love her
>>78143766
>Gay capital of the UK
>Green party is taken seriously there
Erm.. enjoy i guess...
using a makeshift spitoon for my flem
worried i'll gob it in the night by accident
>>78143833
hmm no
it's because dumb people choose to eat that garbage
>>78143849
Most of the new technology is just play things for the rich
>>78143746
I mean if you want to look at some political economy, mass immigration is one segment of how business owners encouraged political parties to respond to the fact that full employment (which was held from 1945 until about the 70s.) made workers very powerful (since if they go on strike it's harder to find scabs, if they threaten to quit it's harder to find replacements, etc.)
There were basically three parts
#1 Automate as fast as possible, reducing the number of workers needed. Alternately, outsource/import rather than relying on domestic contractors.
#2 Encourage mass immigration, increasing the supply of workers greatly.
#3 Union bust so that workers negotiate as individuals rather than a collective.