Real depression hours
Kanska ska man skaffa en fransk tjej
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtRZFGUJnOA
favorite video
suzie amanatsu
>>78142331
edition
>capital B
not a fan
simple as
pickle rick is in your asss tonight
canada
I've always hated processed sugary shit
it always has a nasty aftertaste
give me fruit any day
so bristol is shit? where actually isnt shit in the UK? literally never heard anyone say that one area is cool
thought the gay capital of the UK was Brighton not Bristol
>>78143836
fuck no my willy is cut
Here's a brain-teaser for you lads.
John is 5 years old when Bill is born. When John is 20, Bill is 15. Let's just double their life. John is 40 and Bill is 30.
How's that possible?
Really makes you think
thought bristol was invented for skins
>>78143880
>Yankland landscapes but less impressive and diverse
Nah
>>78143884
failsworth is great
>>78143884
it's all shit you'll hate it here best you just stay home desu
>>78143899
>/pol/
aha yes shall be reading this image
**doesn't read it**
>>78143884
bristol is the best city in the UK
manchester is good
london is good also bad (ignore the hurr pakis lot, it's just different to where they grew up)
exeter and york are nice but boring
edinburgh is nice
>>78143896
so what you're saying is that multiplication is not the same as addition?
fascinating
excessive masturbation leads to low levels of zinc in your body which can contribute to many things including weakness, tiredness, muscle ache, insomnia, nausea, loss of concentration and focus, irritability and many other things.
>>78143899
>voting for any of the parties listed on that image
sure sign of a runt
>>78143926
so you're saying you should recycle your come?
>>78143926
too much zinc is also bad for you
>>78143919
don't you ever action post with two asterisks ever again
Got called a bender at O'Charlie's.
>>78143880
>>78143908
north american landscapes are deffo the best in the world
shame your cities look like absolute dogshit
What political party is the Queen affiliated with?
>>78143884
grimsbt
>>78143941
that's why you need a balance
why do i have to share a planet with people i dont like?
masturbating
Got called a nonce at Wal-Mart.
>bristol is the best city in the UK
Ah yes freight trains waking up everyone in a 50 mile radius
might post comfy pictures
thoughts?
>>78143880
nice
>>78143952
lol you have literally one city thats even noteworthy in your country
the rest are boring irrelevant shit
>>78143978
>mile
FOY
>>78143984
stop noncing children on christmas you creep
>You will never live in 50s/60s America
Humans have been around for 200,000 years and I overshot the peak by 50 fucking years
top tier uk cities:
>edinburgh
>manchester
>exeter
>bath
>bristol
>york
edgy, fun cities with lots of povvos and/or minorities:
>leeds
>birmingham
>sheffield
>london
>liverpool
>brighton
shit tier cities:
>southampton
>plymouth
>newcastle
>milton keynes
>northampton
literally nowhere boring cities:
>nottingham
>blackpool
>taunton
>reading
>>78143994
*looks at giant glass yank dildos*
ah yes definitely not boring irrelevant shit
>too bad your cities look like dogshit
literally looks more pleasing than any city in the UK barring london desu.
>>78143994
notable to geographically illiterate yanks=/=nice to live in
>>78143994
they are now yeah because of technology and transport improvements pretty much merging everything into one big shitheap but in the 70s and 80s each city had it's own identity and different music scenes and culture
>>78144004
The peak was actually in the 1890s desu senpai
>>78144011
What about towns and cities in East Anglia?
>bristol is the best city in the UK
>>78144011
>manchester
Ugly grim dogshit
London is in a top, elite category of its own
>>78143984
>>78144020
>>78144018
YANK BTFO
should i move to canada?
>>78144031
just put them all in the literally nowhere boring cities
>>78144042
>he does the "i've never been outside the m25" post
>>78143954
none, that's the entire point
nigerian neighbour is sneezing at 4000 decibels
>>78144042
>Manchester
>Ugly grim dogshit
20 years ago you'd be right
but an IRA bombing, construction boom and mass demolition of most of the shit has turned it into a very nice city now
>>78144053
it's illegal to draw mohammed there so i'm sure you'd be at home
Fun fact: This man was 1247 votes away from possibly becoming Prime Minister in 1992.
(Assuming the most marginal constituencies went to the second party.)
>>78144035
it is though
white londoners are moving there in droves to experience the vastly superior quality of life
>>78144011
Glasgow over Edinburgh
Lad can learn how to fight
>>78144080
>white londoners
no such thing!
>>78144086
>Glasgow
>>78144011
Blackpool isn't a city
taunton isn't a city
Milton Keynes isn't a city
reading isn't a city
Northampton isn't a city
Brighton isn't a city
bath isn't a city
Not sure if Brits have ever been abroad but to say Manchester is nice is something else
Really is fucking grim, just slightly less grim than Birmingham
>>78144052
>Their financial district has big buildings so the entire city must just be skyscrapers
jesus christ. ever left the UK?
>>78144086
glasgow belongs in "fun but edgy, full of povvos" tier i've heard
>>78144095
well yeah they're mostly bristolians now but you get what i mean
>>78144050
C O M F Y
>>78144011
preston should be in top tier.
brighton is a pretty cool town, a lot nicer than expected
>>78144109
my local church is unironically older than your country
jog on you insidious yank
>>78144050
can't believe jews want to kill this
>>78144103
Actually the people are lovely. Not as arrogant as Edinburgh Scots.
>>78144020
where is that? Chicago?
>>78144078
how is this interesting?
>>78144106
>bath
yes it is
>brighton
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brighton_and_Hove
>>78144107
the centre is ok
the outskirts are just equivalent to any run down northern industrial town
>>78144113
>>78144126
>Older=better
screaming. my garage is bigger than your entire shared estate
Looking at the almost centre of Manchester
Seeing industrial estates, ugly council terraces. With fucking concrete roads (only used in remote areas of Soviet countries). This is right next to the centre
Not sure if the government just doesn't care about places outside London or what. Its really quite sad
>>78144106
i do NOT care if theres a cathedral mate, they are large urban areas which is a city
well done for knowing the criteria that 14 year olds understand
>>78144157
FUCKING comfy this one is
>>78144160
even if you made those areas nice they would still be shitholes because of the people who live there
not worth spending money on them
>Blighton
>Liverstool
>Nottingharm
>Glasg-ouch
>Bell-end-fast
>Exit-here
>Dumpdee
>Worst-cester
>Boremouth
>Lincunt
>Dumblin
all shit mate just move out mate.
>>78144160
>Seeing industrial estates
do you mean the industrial area near strangeways?
>terraces
nothing wrong with them
>concrete roads
where?
>>78144153
he's basically the epitome of "man you cannot seriously imagine as prime minister"
there's a political phenomenon named after him called the kinnock effect, which is that even if the people love your policies more than that of the other party, if your leader doesn't look and act the part you'll lose the election.
using the kinnock effect alone (while factoring in sitting PMs can be discredited) you can predict every british election back to the 1960s at least.
>>78144159
>older=better
unironically true when all your architecture is disgusting nushite
>bigger=better
explains your waistline ey
Why did the Brits hide behind their colonies rather than fight like men ?
>>78144163
blackpool is tiny though
>>78144160
yes... good goy... don't come here
enough london jeb ends seeking a higher quality of life already
>>78144133
That could be Norway.
All good parts of the UK are the countryside
>>78144217
good post x
>>78144213
larger than exeter and bath
>>78144217
English countryside?
Getting a bit rare these days John Bull.
mentioning liverpool
>using the kinnock effect alone (while factoring in sitting PMs can be discredited) you can predict every british election back to the 1960s at least.
>>78144217
what we gonna do when the illegal immigrants discover this?
>>78144192
15 Brydon Ave
Hoyle St
Milnrow Cl
14 Bridgewater St
>>78144233
no it's not it's fucking nothing
it's about 3 square miles
>>78144243
why did you post my address?
>>78144260
it has 140,000 people anon
think you just went to the beach
>>78144211
British empire wasn't an actual empire desu
>>78144271
that's literally it though it's the beach and a couple of rows of houses and that's it
If we stopped building stuff after 1920 we'd have a lovely country
>>78144240
you have been visited by the curse of BLEAH
an early death and betrayal of all you held dear will come to you, but only if you refuse to raid /MENA/
>>78144211
we didn't get invaded so not many people died
>>78144275
And we were way less one than the brits, but they are talking about colonial empires
are women people?
>>78144211
>>78144283
fuck off prince charles
LITTLE
FRENCH
COLONIES
BIG
BRITISH
EMPIRE
>>78144302
>a brit is proud of his piece of revisionism
Why ?
anyone who is actually well traveled know full and well that UK countryside is a fucking joke compared to other countries
there's nice parts obviously, but a vast majority is just fields and farmland
there are no mountain ranges or large forests or anything like that, it's literally just fields and maybe a small wood or something
even small european countries have better countryside
what the UK stands out in instead is the small old villages dotted around the country that are 2000 times older and comfier than anything you'd find in yankland
>>78144243
>15 Brydon Ave
>Milnrow Cl
that housing estate is undergoing a major upgrade/redevelopment and those roads will get upgraded soon
>Hoyle St
industrial area and that appears to be tarmac?
also that area's going to get redeveloped with HS2
>14 Bridgewater St
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4884438,-2.2534021,3a,60y,85.43h,87.75t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sgmAzB3N4ARIg1xLXKXG7wA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
That's in salford and that seems like a pretty decent street with decent houses
>>78144320
it's a yankpost clearly
women fail at everything
manchester mong is looking up the addresses I linked but cant because he lives in the north where the government forgot to lay internet cables so hes looking it up on his 2G phone connection
Channel swim victim Douglas Waymark 'wanted to try something new'
Douglas Waymark, from Cheltenham, got into difficulty about half way across, 12 nautical miles from Dover.
The 44-year-old was airlifted to William Harvey Hospital in Ashford on Monday night, but later died.
His girlfriend Lola Lewis, said: "He was nervous but I had every belief in him and the preparation he'd put in."
unironically miss the suburb days
Need a depressed older woman to fuck
>>78144324
this desu, love little qt villages
>>78144301
no
kinda want to try and swim the channel one day
>>78144343
america is so beautiful please give me a passprot
*psst*
hey kid, I'll give you doubles if you give me a (you)
deal?
Lads this child rapist the police paid 10k to
Why didn't they just arrest him?
>>78144361
shant
Bane?
does your town look as comfy as mine?
>>78144376
ALWAYS FUCKING OFF BY ONE I'M SICK OF IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>78144324
love when people talk about wanting to see natural landscape, then praise farmland.
>>78144348
a true hero
>>78144361
>>78144367
because he was already previously convicted
who better to infiltrate a rape gang than a nonce/rapist?
>>78144389
tell me about St Kilda
>>78144294
Unlike the French empire, the concept of the British Empire was a construct and was never a legal entity. There was no imperial constitution, no office of emperor, no uniformity of laws.
There were four types of colonies
1. Self-governing colonies like Canada and Australia.
2. India was in a category by itself
3. Ports for trading such as Hong Kong and Singapore
4. Financial dominance like in Egypt
that's why their roles were different in WW1
>>78144343
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have posted this inside /brit/, the general for British culture, but your post has nothing at all to do with British culture! Whoops! You should always remember to post about America on /cum/, the general for the United States, unless your post warrants a separate thread! Posting about America inside the general for British culture is poor form. You should always try to post about Britain, unless your identity as an American is absolutely vital to the post about Britain you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to /brit/ culture!
>>78144389
>>78144376
>>78144398
EEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH IT KEEPS HAPPENING
I'M CURSED TO ALWAYS BE OFF BY ONE
Honest to god just sharted
>>78144415
josie please shit on my face
many of these walnuts was my friends
>>78144181
>>78144410
>>78144410
bit needy
you can just tell how grim an area is by its road layout
>>78144415
Josie post us a pic for the lads
>>78144211
You're right, we shouldn't've let a single Englishman die defending an ungrateful shithole like France
>>78144410
STOP
STOP IT
STOOOOOOOPPPPP ITTTTTTTTTT
NO MORE OFF-BY-ONE
>>78144426
like 700 years ago the world was actually comfy like this
>>78144407
Yeah i know, but we werent an Empire at the time, twas the 3rd Republic
But wasnt the king Emperor of India or someshit ?
>>78144407
you have no idea what you're talking about mate
>>78144440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_czeCgS4J4
>>78144424
>>78144435
Cant read sorry
mouth's a bit parched
wish i wwere a medieval pheasant lads
>>78144386
unironically yes
>>78144442
not seen epic fail guy for a long time
https://www.perspectiveapi.com/#/
try and find something non-toxic lads
>>78144453
we tried for you Bruce
>>78144426
Tissue paper fell apart while wanking
numbers
>>78144480
SOOMOOOOLUUUUMOOOOOO
Found this picture of Josie
josie please be my girlfriend
>>78144211
lol there were not 1.7 million Indians in WWI
Whose numbers are these
>>78144448
They were king/queen of the British dominions, but not emperor. They were only recognized as emperor in India
>>78144450
Im copy and pasting, so, no, it's not me. You're calling a bunch of historians dumb
Bet you're red faced now
>>78144480
very...interesting site you have there mate
I fail to believe that the world can profit from a mans dick
Each and every one of you should be rilly ashamed of yourselves
(And who are you?)
I'm the dude
>>78144488
>>78144514
Rajesh
>>78144497
Yes!
>one chance at life
>don't work in a box factory in sweden circa 1962
>>78144516
i didn't call anyone dumb
i said you have no idea what you're talking about
and i was right
Will is not a coat
Will is not a closet
(You get off my back)
(You are not my father)
Oh, bull! Bull!
Will is not a bowl!
>>78144480
hmm, i wonder what kind of narrative this website is pushing by saying "i voted remain" as the least "toxic"
really jogs the nog
how toxic is pickle rick?
site no worky on phone
>>78144566
umm no sweetie x
*blocks your path*
*gives you cancer within a week*
just heard 'senpai' in a yank accent for the first time, extremely puzzling experience
I'VE
BECOME
SO DUMB
I CAN'T FEEL MY BRAIN
>>78144529
watch out lads this pic right here is one of my most comfy ones
>>78144579
What did it mean by this?
>>78144591
Nonce
one...
nothing wrong with me...
>>78144591
its american slang you mong
>>78144480
>>78144587
>it's off wikipedia
cackling
>>78144605
ahahahaha look at this idiot yank
jog on famalam
>>78144594
cunt to keep clean
Anyone else drink themselves to sleep every night?
>its american slang you mong
>>78144591
Isn't it odd that to us yanks (300,000,000+) that our accent is the "default" English. The "English" have the weird accent. I think the rest of the world agrees
Because there are more of us, I propose we either just admit that English is American, or just rename the language to American.
>>78144623
Yeah me mostly except i dont usually drink
rosy
>just rename the language to American
>>78144630
There are more French speakers in West Africa, I don't see anyone calling for French to be changed to West African
>>78144623
i do when i'm going through a shit time, theres nothing worse than lying wide awake restless with anxiety. it's easier to just get hammered pass out
but i've been ok recently and not needed to
>talk to canadians
>they don't talk like retards unlike their yank neighbours
hmmm
>>78144637
hello nigger
best office character (uk): gareth
best office character (us): creed
worst office character (uk): dawn
worst office character (us): andy
any questions?
went to the rich man ends and they have security cars and guards just casually in the area
keep staring me down too
>>78144637
So... You go to sleep every night?
>>78144670
get out
t. security guard
>cold war is always 'The Russians will outnumber us 3-1!'
>nato was never outnumbered except when maybe China was counted
>if anything, NATO outnumered PACT at least 2-1
What did NATO mean by this?
>me
>>78144654
howling
>>78144630
american accent is in fact the real accent
the british accent is a jewish creation from the last 200 years
Keep writing English in the British way since its closer to French
i want to kiss kotyank
>>78144669
The characters they introduced in the last 2 seasons of the office were way worse than andy
yanks were born of israeli semen
>>78144678
Most nights yeah
>>78144630
wouldn't have much of an issue with yanks pretending that american was a real language, the scots already do it
>>78144692
>the british accent
Excusez-moi?
Whoa black betty
>>78144692
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haym_Salomon#Legacy
>>78144708
Crazy!
>>78144693
>help them get independence
>they wipe every last trace of french from their version of english
Must have stung a bit that lad.
>>78144669
Michael Klump was the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hASwYAVfZI
>>78144700
wouldn't know never watched them
when I was
a young runt
How many left their pride aside to learn another language ?
>>78144712
Just remembered this meme I had save dhaha
>>78144480
wow based
>>78144725
color is a french word no matter how you spell it
Whoa pickle rick
WHEN I WAS
>>78144646
gah! fuck...
bit of warning next time pal
>>78144620
it really is though
>>78144742
I guess it's on then
>>78144630
First line is correct. Even the yout' in London speak yankish (pronounce Ts as Ds, saying ass instead of arse, 'ga-rahge', zee instead of zed)
>>78143785
>noundated
>1.
>a person, particularly a man, who behaves in >a dishonorable or contemptible way.
>verbdated
>1.
>abuse or disparage (someone) scurrilously.
What did Twain do that would describe him in such a way?
>>78144738
Im learning Norman to connect me to my ancestors
>>78144750
*colour
Its "couleur" in French so I'll write it colour in English
riley you're so thick it boggles the mind
>>78144770
don't care
>>78144769
funny way to spell swahili
>>78144770
>couleur
why do we not spell it like that
that makes so much more sense
>>78144738
shan't
crawling in my skin
2 51am
so glad im having the troubles so i can stay and watch you all
>>78144762
love to hear you say that to the mandem famalam
>>78144646
Face like shrek wit a facelift
>>78144772
fuck off
I've literally never read a single word of French and I'm not about to start
>>78144801
oui
>>78144801
You've never read the word entrepreneur
>>78144783
Dunno
When we brought you civilisation after 1066, you should have completely converted instead of staying as this mixed mess.
>>78144770
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/color#Old_French
business idea: bringeþ back þe letter þ
>>78144029
British towns used to look beautiful and quaint.
Now they all have abhorrent brutalist degenerate architecture that make everyone want to self-immolate
>>78143858
>all of those excessive gawdy earrings
What's to miss about this random attwhore?
>>78144801
Salut! Je m'appelle Rasheed. Comment ca va?
>>78144480
fuck me that was a chore
somehow "Jim" is considered 1% toxic, and at one point it just objected to my sentence structure.
business idea: teach english in a foreign country
>When we brought you civilisation after 1066, you should have completely converted instead of staying as this mixed mess.
>>78144801
You've never read English then ?
About to crack open an expensive bottle of cider
>>78144829
French is an English dialect
what do protestants do instead of communian and confirmation
dont think ive ever had an israeli on my peer list
>>78144766
I feel like london youth made a conscious decision at some point in the mid 2000s to start emulating black yankcriminals
it just came out of nowhere
the accent, the ridiculous post code wars when they werent even proper criminals and had no real reason for it
embarrassing as fuck
Nous wuz rois et la merde
why are black americans better at fighting than white americans?
anyone want to rub vicks into my hairy chest?
>>78144810
so much wrong with this
>>78144851
High testosterone
>>78144843
dunno think they're less fussed about the cult initiations
>>78144840
Its the other way around mon ami
>>78144623
that fucks up my test after 2-3 days and gives me major anxiety and palpitations
>>78144851
it essentially all boils down to television
white americans all seem to be afraid of their black counterparts
>>78144838
ahh koppaberg
>>78144851
they aren't. black people are better at recording their friends win fights that they know they'll win
black people are usually pretty poor fighters too eager to go for the knockout
Pent up anger for having to do this to us
>>78144851
lmao whitey unable to throw a single punch, NOT ONE PUNCH
Show me where he punches him ONCE
>>78144646
born a man right
>>78144851
why do people fight in the toilets so often? the last place I'd want to fight
>>78144856
yes
but we're going straight to bed afterwards cuddling im exhausted
Why were the Anglo-Saxon lordships so decentralised ?
>>78144851
i could lynch every nigger with my pinkie finger
NEW THREAD
NOW!!!!!!!!
>>78144846
they weren't being accepted as british so they decided to be "black", emulating whatever they saw on tv
it's why it's good to have minorities on tv, really helps integration
>>78144868
but they're the best part
>>78144843
we have communion you muppet
I like how roman words for certain gods just worked their way into being descriptive terms for what that god was all about
the best example being fortuna=fortune
>>78144770
Had a yank on /tg/ argue a wyvern was a mythological creature.
Heraldic. Origin, Latin through old French to middle English Viper a fucking snake.
>>78144895
for a laugh
>>78144900
i thought eternal life was the best bit
>>78144895
> By the 10th century, the Saxon kingdom of England was, perhaps, the best ordered state in Europe with a highly efficient administration that had a solid currency and could raise taxes to support a military establishment.
>>78144905
i like how your understanding is completely backwards
>>78144906
Bellsniff
fortuna major
NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT
>>78144906
this is why youre a virgin
my grandmother told me protestants eat their firstborn
is this true? why?
>>78144927
shan't be using this
>>78144925
Sniff wut?
Unironically playing the ole 'necraft.