you notice that someone is breaking in your home what do in

>>78135142
Kill him because he tried to steal from me.
Kill myself to avoid "life" in prison.

Shoot and Celebrate

>>78135142
Shoot him
Law assumes I was right
Cops give me a pat on the back

>>78135261
>>78135285
wow I wish I could buy guns from a supermarket

You guys really know how things should be!

>>78135142
Shoot him. Gun ownership is not illegal, only carrying it around...

>>78135345
Say the country with the second number of guns per people in Europe.

>>78135345
We literally can buy them from supermarkets

Masturbate and look right into his eyes, asking him for a hand. If i go out, its with my dick out!

>>78135285
If you're in California you're not allowed to defend yourself with a gun, even in your own home.

You'd spend more time in prison than the burglar.

burglars are almost always from Balkans here, none will miss them if something would happen to them.

>>78136091
It sometimes really pays off to habe nothing but Forest.

>>78135899
this is true for some other states as well

>>78135142
Call the cops. By the time he manages to get through my window bars, they'll arrive four times over.

>>78136091
you mean baltics.

>>78135142
choot em

>>78135636
That's the spirit Jompi

>>78135142
Shoot them, and not go to jail/face any charges because of my states "Stand Your Ground" Law.

Everyone applauds and praises my heroism

>>78135899
I'm in california with multiple guns
Stop forcing this meme

>>78136328
>>78136198
>>78135261
>>78135285

You can do this in all states in the U.S except for Vermont

>>78135899

California does have SYG law. You can defend yourself. I don't even live in CA and I know this.

>>78136470
>I don't even live in CA and I know this.
American intellectual

>>78135142
I passive aggresively stand in his way but neither of us say anything because we're afraid of being rude. Eventually he'll get bored and I'll go to work despite having been up all night to avoid confrontation with my boss.

>>78135142
Ask him kindly to leave as I'm not allowed to defend myself or my property, when he refuses I call the cops, he then kills my and takes all my valuables.
The police arrive 40 minutes later, at earliest, they then open a case but dismiss it within 3 months, maximum, due to lack of evidence (real reason being they don't have the budget to continue the case).

>>78135142
>be finland
>getting robbed
>rob robber
>if he resists you press charges for stoping you from robbing him
>take his wallet
>find his home
>break in
>take back your dragon dildo collection and more

Invite him into my wifes bedoom and go and make them both a cup of tea

>>78137836
>wifes have seperate bedrooms

so you live in the closet haha or smthgn