/brit/

England is...

>>78126417
*quickly posts*

Wait a minute, so NK threaten to launch nukes at the US but Trump is the evil man-baby because he said NK must stop the acts of aggression or he will retaliate?

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>>78126450
GOOD post

BIG willies please

>>78126450
>>78126478
ugly

78126478
cringe

>I'm only attracted to women who are atleast 30, but 40+ is best

What did God mean by this? Am I destined to not reproduce?

>>78126485
simply untrue

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Which Pepe would you say best represents your feelings right now, lads?

>Mercedes cars come with ski hatches

ah yes

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>>78126503

Comment te dire adieu

pickle rick

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What exactly is wrong with this?

you little spong

How do you say male cat in English in one word?

Is "tomcat" correct?

Ah yes, acceptable racism

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/man-daubed-racial-insults-against-13454560

the english term for a male cat is a twat

>>78126626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8LPD6W0PZw

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what is life?

>>78126624
nothing

>>78126635
tomcat or tom is fine.

forgot twice in a row to click reply before replying to someone just now
might try and pass it off as a gimmick

>>78126663
W H A T
D O T H
L I F E ?

*humming Fichtl's Lied*

haha

thats a terrible gimmick idea you fucking tard

today has been pretty tesco

kiwiANO

>>78126635
i thought tomcat was a breed of cat, didn't know it just meant male. i'd just call it a male cat, or refer to the cat as a "he" to set the context.

>>78126748
you are base and you are lint
i couldnt sell you for thruppence

>>78126447
>>78126450
janny cracking down on nonces too hot damn he's having none of it tonight

blumphf is finished

twang spang blong zong jong

what is uppers

>>78126840
alri rick

>>78126841
opposite of downers

>>78126624
Refusing to rent to them because they're on benefits is discrimination

baloompf impeachment soon lad

what the heck janny

quick show of hands, all those who are not gay:

*puts hand down*

*raises dick*

SlovakiANO Reeves

>‘God has given Trump authority to take out Kim Jong Un,’ evangelical adviser says
religion of peace again lads

where do i find a nice british lad to banter with

>>78126996
social media

Lancashire, referred to by some as "the nonce county"[1] for its high concentration of nonces, is a prolific hotspot for pakis[2], benders[3][4][5] and sex offenders[6].

>>78126996
where do i find a cute finnish boy to sex with

>>78126985
I get it, guy sayingto attack a rogue nation developing nuclear weapons is like the muslims who drive vans into people and blow up kids at a pop concert

funny

Any /got/ man in?

any pickle man in

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>>78127029

Repeat after me: "Irish people are lads"

>>78127048
FOY

>>78127025
alright calm down rorke

>paki bender sex offender

Sounds like a footie chant

did the new episode reveal why he turned himself into a pickle?

>>78127029
used to dabble until series 5 when the marcus autismo jonfag whatever codswallop took over the thread

>>78127067
It's firmly Jaime Territory now

>names in got are misspelt to be different
>jamie is jaime

MEXICANS BTFO
BASED GRRM

>>78127053
fuck up cunt

>>78127089
>i support a guy who tried to kill a child to cover up his incestuous relationship, a guy who raped his sister in the same room as their dead inbred son's corpse, a guy who swore an oath to the gods to protect the king and then betrayed him by stabbing him in the back

weird opinion

>>78127065
to prove that God doesn't exist

>>78127123
Piss off septic

>>78127123
FOY

>>78127123
foy off yank

>>78127089
based
it was a cesspit of stannis obsessed wetwipes last time i was there

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SCREAMING
giggling
SCREECHING
GuFfAwInG

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/08/09/you_look_at_google_and_facebook_every_210_seconds_says_survey/

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How does an old man passing by walking his dogs harmlessly in the countryside escalate into him being stabbed to death?

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*mentally heems you*

yanks

>>78127174
probably isn't the full story

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>>78127170
>90 per cent of the UK ad market is reportedly controlled by just two US firms
JUST

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so called uncanny valley

Remember that lad who used to post screencaps of Pointless contestants so we could rate their attractive?

Nary a post in years. Bet he's dead. Rest in peace my friend.

funny... pictures...

>>78127174
got the inside word he was ex special forces and was done in by someone he went on a mission with who he left for dead

>>78127130
Killed the mad king? Good. The push against bean and obviously rape isn't great but desu he's on a redemption arc. Have you even seen his charge against the dragon/dany? Brave lad

no thanks

>>78127241
thought of "who fug" lad a few days ago, made me quite sad

>>78127241
yeah i remember, used to enjoy the pointless threads on /sp/

>>78127251
not see one on brit

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Which one of you has done this? Own up right this second

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>>78127301

haven't played with my willy all day

>>78127258
Get a life you sad prick

*pulls my pants up and runs away*

>>78127318
scary pic please dont it x

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>>78127347

>>78127339
i'll play with your willy

>>78127340
>Watching a TV show=no life
You post on /brit/ cretin

>>78127241
that was me check the archives

my pee pee and wee wee hurt

paki

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should i get a cat lads? i'm not sure i can handle the responsibility

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the wife made a tinder profile haha what is she like

>>78127258
>Killed the mad king? Good.

No, bad. He swore to give up his own morals and ambitions and all other responsibilities, to protect the God's chosen monarch

He broke that oath, and that's worse

>>78127373
i think i'd cum a lot...

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Anyone else get the vibes this whole story is completely fucking made up?

Like I get the impression this bint tried to recreate a Taken situation in real life to get tabloid exposure to become 'famous'.

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>>78127301
i never look at the door handle, I'll have to start now

>>78127383
you browse reddit?

>>78127383
they are great but be prepared for some months of sadness when it dies, you will be older and it will affect you much harder than when you were a kid.

>>78127399
Of course it's fake, same as the Kim Kardashian robbery

>>78127384
this would be highly illegal for a military wife and so this is clearly fake

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>>78127393

>>78127435
>illegal

Adultery isn't a crime

>>78127383
>i'm not sure i can handle the responsibility
apart from food, cats can look after themselves

(and even then if you live on a farm/in the countryside they can get their own food too)

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Gears are whirring at this....

LADS

should I put whiskey and coke in my flask or just whiskey?

pasito pasito
suave suavecito

reminder that benders are NOT welcome in /brit/
thank you

>>78127473
yeah

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>ameribattleaxes are legally forbidden from seeking companionship in the beds of other men whilst their providers are on the front lines
cannot fabricate

ravioli ravioli great barrier reef

>>78127495
fuck off josie ya wee slut

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rorke...

>>78127511
could squeeze your snot out your head like you was a tube of catsup mate

>>78127399
Wish someone would kidnap me and give me free ket

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>>78127524
>catsup

did my monthly 3 minute browse of pol and think that's enough for now

>>78126624
>landlord saying 'stop sucking the life out of this country'

irony at its finest. £57 a week pales in comparison to £150 a week.

might have a cheeky wank

>>78126624
they're not living in a council house

back to bed need 2 more hours of slumber

Neighbour congratulated me for the sex he supposedly heard me have last night, but I was alone having a wank
I wish I wasn't such a screamer

paki, yes you.

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do you like a fox

>>78127642
>I wish I wasn't such a screamer
vocaroo x

The servers on this porn site are atrocious
so slow

caught up with game of thrones lads

>>78127659
Bendre

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Ahhhhh...so THIS....is the power, of British genetics

>>78127673
You have no idea what a server is or does you cretin.

>>78127673
yeah chaosmen are slow for me too

>>78127687
I hear in america you have to tip your servers after you've had a byte

>>78127677
Good lad

>>78127686
>liverpool
ah no, that's irish genetics

>>78127686
can't say for sure i wouldn't let her give me a titwank if she put a bag on her head. simply don't know

>>78127687
got fibre and everything else loads instantly, I can't seem to load a low res video on this site at all

>>78127706
LOL

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oh gosh

>>78127687
>>78127719
sounds like it's a problem with their servers. are you going to apologize to him?

bum is coated in poo

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>>78127686
hmmmmm

>>78127750
good lad

>>78127686
no one gives a shit about your mother's trip to liverpool
try reddit next time

>>78127718
>titwank
could you use this word in US conversation?

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why country should i fuck off to?

incredibly fit 16 year old girl on the bus lids

>wake up
>feel like shit because I never do anything with my life
>stay in bed all day feeling shit
>go to sleep
>repeat

>>78127803
me

you can fuck me x

Feeling excluded here in Iceland with all those terrorist attacks happening all around

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>>78127807

who /stillforstannis/ here

>>78127821
get a job as a distraction and actually make a career out of it like i'm doing x

>>78127807
How do you know she's 16?

why are redditors so obsessed with their comedy cartoons dealing with le deep issues

>bojack horseman seems to be just a silly show with animal puns but its really an indepth look at depression
>rick and morty is on the surface a scifi show but at its core its an exploration of familial dysfucntion.

its fairly pseudo-intellectual isn't it? Look at me I'm clever enough to see the subtext despite how the show looks.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40879427

>carolann gallon

Fucking white people

>>78127852
can I just continue spending all my money on alcohol instead? thanks

>>78127854
my best guess, she was with 2 boys who looked 16 ish

>>78127803
czechia

>>78127830
asl?

revered father

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>muh muh Hillsborough
Get over it

https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/895324107620794369

>>78127869
Have you tried not caring about what websites other people browse or about what television programs they watch? You might find it easier.

>>78127869
Just like your post

>>78127869
business idea: who fucking cares mate

>>78127869
its not subtle or "subtext" at all, it's crammed in there to try and give it a depth

>>78127910
>>78127912
>>78127917
>notice something
>want to discuss it

>who cares
fuck off redit.

i go now to fulfill my mission and my destiny

>>78127884
sure

>>78127935
hope it goes well mate

>discuss it
reddit lmao

>>78127924
no im not saying its subtle. im saying it gives the viewer a smug sense of accomplishment.

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>le reddit boogeyman

choking for a thick poo

>>78127962
well yes

moved office today and not a single looker in the building

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>be at party
>out of my element
>walk into room and there's a girl crying
>quickly walk back out
>she says "wait don't go"
>walk back in
>she was talking to her friend on her phone

>>78127984
I bet you're quite the prince charming yourself

>>78127984
love a good unnattractive bird 2bh.

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Thinking about selling few of these to France

>>78127984
ruined all my chances with the one fit girl that works below me when i fucked tripped right in front of her

>>78127767
You might be the biggest tryhard on 4chan and that's saying something
Strongly consider ending your life

>>78127929
>discuss
nah you just wanted to have a whine about le reddit le pickle rick, etc. Boring. Don't care.

Moved my hand up and down my willy today

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Are women able to write good comedy?

>>78127984
There is now x

Does anyone actually enjoy /brit/?

>>78128021
Just make a joke of it

What I like with yanks is that everytime you slash them a bit you can see how deep it cuts

>>78128065
stop kniving yanks deary animal abuse isn't kind

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Rate the netflix selection

This is to help sustain me on the 20 hours of train travel ill be enduring over the next 3 days

>>78128057
it stinks

>>78128057
Not anymore :(

how dare you assume i wanna parlez vous with you

>>78128018
Bollards?

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>>78128005

>>78128081
eastsiders was late 20 something gay relationship kino

>>78128057
Early 2016 /brit/ might very well have been the best thing I have ever seen on the internet
Flames to dust, lovers to friends

>>78128057
not really. there's nothing really worthwhile reading on here and when you see shit like this >>78128032 you wonder what sorts actually congregate here. clearly not people i would give any time to irl

>>78128106
clearly says poles

>>78128018
*declines to preserve architecture*

off to bunnings

anyone want anything

>>78128106
Aye

>>78128147
to what

>>78127784
you'd say titjob but they'd understand, just wonder why you sound british

>>78128147
Sausage sizzle

Post your reasons for wanting to leave the UK:

1. weather is shite
2. fuck all to do besides go pub and look at old buildings
3. house prices are impossible + you basically have to rent which makes them even more impossible + you practically can't start a family unless you want to live in a deano-newbuild even if you're in a good job/did well at school etc
4. the majority of the country is easily distracted daily mail ITV watching deanoids
5. the country is rigged so that only etonian tarquins reach the top of anything
6. everything in this country is a headache - eg catching a train

failed my driving test and called the examiner a cunt lads

am i fucked

>>78128032
say she made you fall for her. brainlet

>>78128184
the runt post

>>78128021
Blame the fall on a global cabal of international Jews

>>78128129
Is that when the autistic CEO of Mick'd showed up?

>>78128147
pick me up whatever's on special

>>78128184
>weather is shite

ahh but currently it's nice and cool here whereas in the rest of the world it's boiling hot?

life is about shite lads

the confrontation attracts a large crowd to the dawa stand

>>78128203
Rather not say

>>78128184
you dont know what a deano or a tarquin is

>>78128216
got rained on the way to work today and was soggy in the office

going to take my pokemon for a walk lads, see if I can hatch some eggs

>>78128264
Pics of your adventures for the lads

i hope it is a destiny that will bring honour to our family and if it requires my life, i will sacrifice it gladly to be a good servant of our nation

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>>78128184
>5.
>tfw young Tarquin
Can't wait aha x

>>78128243
deano is someone who lives in a newbuild and plays fifa, has a skin fade, drives a bmw and talks incessantly about cars

tarquin is someone who went to a private school and probably ends up at Oxbridge (or oxbridge reject schools), gets a job at his father's friend's consultancy/law firm/investment bank, wears his hear gelled back, eventually becomes either a politician or a media personality or just stays in business.

>>78128216
A few Spanish lives have to be sacrificed if we want good weather
Personally it is a sacrifice I am perfectly willing to make

>>78128272
not worth the effort to (You) ratio, plus I need to get away from this mindnumbing den of plebs for a while

ta ta
*minces off*

>>78128317
Oh... OK....

Cya

>>78128063
i did she giggled and haven't seen her since

>spend £8 trillion pakiproofing the streets of the capital with gigantic metal bollards lining every road
>spend an addition £10 trillion removing them in 2050 when self-driving cars are the norm and human-driven diesel and petrol cars are outlawed

ah yes

>>78128081

>downloading in ghetto quality
whats this datalet shit
>not streaming it in the highest quality realising you can't see shit from all the glare anyway

LIFE IS SO BORING

KILL ME

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>>78128347
>pakiproofing

>>78128347
tories do this because their tarquin mates gets the contracts.

>>78128347
Manual cars will never be banned
There will always be the option to override cars for manual control. Manual cars will also become hobby cars

>>78128386
>Manual cars will never be banned
yes they will

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do londoners have autism?

>>78128387
sad cunr

>>78128347
10 trillion in 2050 is a tenner

>>78128184
7. wages for every job are shit

>>78128387
gay

>>78128387
>some police officer now will look this up
>see 1000s of instances of hate-speech, harassment, bullying and so on.
>and he'll also see an easy promotion

hm

love gender equality
hate the veil

>>78128411
me in focus

>>78128411
>covering your face while the google botnet car passes
extremely woke

bet this lad has a tight, muscular pineal

>>78128411
Yes

>>78128386
once self-driving cars become practically perfect, manual control of cars will seem dangerous and unnecessary

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which apu best sums up your feelings right now?

>>78128184
1. Hate pakis.
2. Cold and wet all year long.
3. No mountains except a few mountainlets in Scotland and Wales, and although the national parks are great but far too sparse.
4. Americanised/mass culture.
5. Impossible to own a house unless you're owning at least 30,000+ a year.
6. Public transport is abysmal.
7. Have to do the work of two healthcare specialists in my job because of massive understaffing in the NHS.
8. The landscape and culture becomes progressively more and more unrecognisable every year.
9. No guns allowed.
10. Have to deal with mentally and physically-handicapped paki spawn because of inbreeding.

>>78128418
8. pay out your arse on taxes, government makes every bit of money you get back from them as excrutiatingly awkward as possible
9. you're better off not studying and just being a basket case who pops out kids and plays the bennies system than being someone who tries to follow a respectable life and i'm not even exagerating (t. graduate in a """desirable grad job""" living like a dickhead in a flatshare whilst wayne and waynetta from back in my provincial town live in a fully furnished council flat because they irresponsibly had lots of kids and made no effort to seek employment)

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Kate Bush - Clangerbusting

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>>78128474

AI will kill all of us

There's no way it won't revolt against humans

mate when the revolution comes we kill fash, family or not

>>78128511
good

>>78128511
>implying we'll ever see AI
Drumpf will have caused WWIII by Christmas, this is advanced as the human race is ever going to become

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>>78128521

cricket

>>78128511
hope it kills me first

>>78128184
1. if you're not born to a blueblooded english family you're fucked for life

praloompf impeachment soon lads

all my mates are going boomtown
i didn't buy a ticket
did i make a mistake

>>78128474
fuck off repeating this shit gimmick you paki >>78126538

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>>78128521
try me mate

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>>78128589
oh sorry didn't see that post

love my west brit brothers across the lake

love watching the chase me

not a deano, just like it, simple as

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*pivots away from you*

>>78128642
you mean you didn't get any replies so reposted it. cunt

why did chavs turn into deanos? its like they grew out of violence and mischief.

>>78128680
they got jobs so they can just buy their cocaine

mum's just been called a sket in farmfoods

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>>78128674
the first one wasn't me
i prefer apu to pepe

>>78128671
It's really beyond fucking stupid now.

How the fuck did that little cunt even survive getting stabbed in the gut by the Waif?

>>78128680
chavs either went to prison or turned into deanos

>>78128719
>>78128719
>>78128719
NEW

>>78128719
>>78128719
>>78128719
NEW

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fresh off /r/incels

>>78128733
EARLY

>>78128387
good post