Labour edition
maisie
sue
Asmr is rael you wanker
asmr doesn't exist but I still wank to it
much like religious people worship god (don't hat this)
just part and parcel lads. reminder that this (plus the others revealed since the pic was made) as well as everything else we see in this country these days are necessary sacrifices on the altar of multiculturalism that leftists fanatically worship.
thinking of getting a fish
but unsure if I should since it might be cruel to drag it about if I move around, or worse take it on a plane
>>78124119
brodys on suicide watch
Haha it's funny cos no one will actually notice
feels good to delete desu
>>78124109
have you really never felt that nice tingly sensation at any point during your life?
>>78124143
torturer
>>78124119
Brody on suicide watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu7NeLrYM28
Woes kino
>>78124049
Another idiotic rorke edition
I've already mentioned that poverty creates violence
>Eighteen people found guilty over Newcastle sex grooming network
>Four trials find 17 men and one woman guilty of nearly 100 offences including rape and human trafficking of vulnerable women and girls
>Operation Shelter has clear similarities to grooming scandals in Rotherham and Rochdale, which featured gangs of British Asian men abusing white girls.
>>78124154
there is no evidence to indicate it's real
would quite like to be in the middle
>>78124151
just like no one will notice if i stop posting on brit
maybe i should an hero desu
going to have a shower
>>78124175
them being muslim is purely coincidental...or something. doesn't matter just ignore it you fucking racist.
>>78124176
so that's a "no I've never felt it" then
I always assumed it was something everyone got
fascinating
>>78124180
it's an anonymous imageboard twat
>>78124151
Deleting facebook is the first step on the road of social suicide. If people can't find you on facebook, you just don't exist.
>tfw you will never know how many parties, gfs and friendship groups you missed out on because you deleted facebook
>>78124175
How does this go unnoticed in a city like Newcastle. Mental.
watching a house programme
yank houses are amazing
£120,000 for a huge comfy house in a city with your own pool
>>78124156
They have these people where who ride bikes around like pic related covered in fish, also sometimes birds in cages
It seems pretty cruel but it looks cool aesthetically
>>78124166
Oh dear Brodies not happy at all
>>78124214
exactly no one will notice
i delete my life online i delete my life irl no one will notice
>>78124166
what does the systematic grooming, abduction and rape of young native girls by foreign migrants have to do with violence?
>>78124219
in other cities where the same happened, leftist councils actively covered up the abuse because they were scared of being called racist. thats a true story.
Friend told me today that there are good leftie memes. Can anyone show me them?
>>78124219
>actual acts occur in ghettos where police and social workers fear to tread
>girls being abused are usually borderline retarded and completely untrustworthy
>family and friends of perpetrators don't report it because of cultural solidarity
>>78124233
what about women la
>>78124251
nope, there aren't. the Left can't meme, they're too PC.
Rate the new 'esk 'op 'ground
>>78124119
Can't stand brodies or rorkes simple as
>>78124251
here
might buy
>>78124217
this is a very teenage view of the world
>>78124268
those are big icons
>>78124286
looks too tall and big and clunky to be called a "mini"
>>78124251
Absolute trash
whats brody
>>78124268
aesthetic
https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-yun-su-bin-ogn-tv-station-in-korea-tv-announcer-s-nippl-acpbde8/answers/new.html
>>78124268
sometimes forget how criminally ugly windows is
Made this post >>78122388 earlier.
now look at this >>78124278
point proven.
>>78124315
Been explained a few days in a row now mate fuck off
>>78124286
Do it
some guy from Nike came by today to kick me in the balls with next years Air Jordan model
>>78124217
I share my name with a celebrity, my account is nigh impossible to find anyway
>>78124251
>>78124251
>good leftie memes
They're far too stuck up their own arses to be any good.
>>78124340
So what is it ?
rorkes are such sensitive little nerds
miss bullying them in school
what the fuck has the world come to?
>>78124348
People don't just search names, they add via mutual friends.
>>78124268
Your clock's wrong
>>78124346
Was it nice?
*raises sweaty brow towards you*
Poo is entering the firing chamber............. .
>>78124263
women always ignore me
might commit a cheecky 'cide desu
>that one Irish mong
screaming
>>78124373
lol you seem extremely triggered
Runt life
>>78124378
yea
his foot was so light and the pain perfectly distributed across my scrotum
>>78124390
just another isolated incident.
>>78124378
I'm in Slovakia, an hour ahead
I'm posting with my phone's hotspot, hence the flag
Remember there was one Brody twat in my school who just cried when all the big strong rorkes nicked his glasses lol
>>78124390
so gas heterosexual males?
>>78124386
you'll be alri la
we're all gonna make it some day
>>78124402
hmmm
having a look
>>78124390
>Carolann Gallon
moo
>>78124390
why do leftists never comment on these crimes? they like to dip their beak into everything else
rorkes will never be as aesthetic as brodys
You arrive on Guam
rorkes never went to school that's why theyre so fucking dumb and racist
>>78124219
newcastle is ruled by the labour party
t. knower
>>78124510
university of life graduate here
>>78124510
>>78124525
cringe
>>78124476
me on the far left
selling guams 120gp ea
>>78124492
looks nice. would be a shame if someone dropped a bomb on it hehe
>>78124510
t. has a 2:1 from an ex-poly
>>78124510
t. arrogant cultural studies undergrad mong
>>78124554
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-40874060
Northerners lol
>>78124582
She looks a bit off sans makeup tbqf
>>78124582
texting her
Liberals get the bullet too.
*logs into brit during mid afternoon GMT*
>>78124590
Does anyone have 'the virgin prayer'? I'm missing that one
Are tattoos the sign of a rorke or a Brody?
fuck off rorke this isn't your thread
>>78124685
here
thinking of masturbating but know i won't be fucked to do anything the rest of the day after
>>78124563
good joke desu haha
>>78124510
1st in a STEM subject from a Rustler Group Uni
really decalcifies my pineal gland
enjoying this thread http://boards.4chan.org/hm/thread/1576454/
>>78124702
kek, thanks
>>78124713
rustler group is shit for bitter oxbridge rejects
>>78124718
Why do middle aged people type like nutters
>1 million vs 70,000
Trump has absolutely fucked it.
>>78124725
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK
>>78124718
can't imagine what kind of vapid twat would post something like that
>>78124737
I never applied to Oxbridge.
My school wasn't really good enough, even getting into uni was an achievement
never seen anyone drive a mitsubishi
>>78124769
my first car was a mitsubishi space wagon
Red = counties I've visited.
>>78124781
you dont need to visit any more. you've been to the best ones.
>can't imagine what kind of vapid twat would post something like that
(you) on the left
who /NAZBOLGANG/ here
>>78124742
ah yes the 6 million reserves being poor rural farmers and the 1 million actives outfitted with cold war era equipment
spooky
>>78124781
Template. Go hogwild with the colours.
>>78124742
Those other countries have loads of fools not directly on the border and they can be there immediately. Isn't this obvious? If the war would be 1 million vs. 70k, the northerners would have invaded the south decades ago.
>>78124725
kinda gay desu
she replies: left my hairband in your car, work right now
>Oxbridge
fuck OFF billionaire mummy's boy
>Rustler's group
fuck OFF bitter oxbridge reject
>non-rustler's
fuck OFF thicko, too stupid to get into rustlers
>study hard at school
>go to uni
>move to london
>get graduate position in big firm in STEM position
>live in a sharehouse in a shithole part of london, costs 70% of my income
>literally save nothing, already cut my budget down to the bone
>be told I have a """"""""""""""bright future"""""""""""" by my parents
Oh yeah it looks real fucking bright when I can barely afford to live and have a worse living standard than dole dossing runts up north
Wish boomers would get a fucking grip honestly
Unironically me
might filter the word "boomers" - it has a 100% correlation with beyond braindead posts
>>78124876
Time to move up north and go on the dole lad
filtered the word filter
spilled boiling hot tea all over myself
GOAT British choon comin thru
https://open.spotify.com/track/1DDrG8GgDok5bOiykuAKjC
>might filter the word "boomers" - it has a 100% correlation with beyond braindead posts
>>78124794
I have features of both chad and virgin
Shit meme tb h
>>78124876
if you moved away from Vauxhall you wouldn't be so depressed
What books you lot reading then?
>>78124792
You're probably right. *shrugs katana*
>>78124958
Too depressed to read
>>78124958
bible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4GHrT_hhmg
absolutely despite this jewish cunt
15 seconds in and he's already lying through his teeth
>>78124958
waiting for RM to redeliver my homeric poems
>>78124907
Honestly considering it
>>78124947
Move where? to some other runt place in london where modern professionals are limited to? It's all the fucking same
Bet you live in kensington you fucking billionaire, FUCK OFF
>>78124988
christ what a fucking spanner
isn't he meant to be a respected linguist?
>>78124958
Pythagoras in 90 minutes
Plato in 90 minutes
Nietschze in 90 minutes
>>78124876
This but not stem.
I was lied to the runtoids at school who got pregnant or menial jobs have better lives than me
*goes on the internet and spends time hunting down content which I know will annoy me*
Grrrrrr! Look at this fucking JEW
*posts link*
I am so frothing mad!!
>>78124999
lol homo
>>78124109
Get better earphones, poor phaggot.
>>78125007
west hampstead
>>78124988
lel
>65gb to download a remastered version of ATLAB
hmm not sure deleting that much porn is worth it
Working in a care home.
Honestly lads, get on the phone to dignitas if you ever get told you have early stages of dementia, blindness or are just generally deteriorating physically. It's absolutely shit.
Care homes are basically where you end if you if you completely fucked up and overshot the end of your life.
kevin let's go I look like a lamp
>>78125040
>>78125064
What is your role?
>>78125064
*sticks you in a care home*
haha
imagine replying to a 40 minute old post
>>78124901
Really? I posted that template yet I'm not even from the UK.
>>78124958
I set the Bible down having just finished the Book of Ruth, but plan on returning to it later this month. I'm reading from start to finish. In the mean time I've been reading Kipling and plan on reading Austen with the gf.
>>78125064
It's illegal to go to Switzerland to off yourself
>>78125099
*waits 40 minutes to reply to this post*
>>78125017
how does that work
>>78125024
Excellent post sums up the rorkes succinctly
don't get why a lot of poor parents are fat
how are they still fat
>>78125112
London and Paris are much closer anyway.
>>78125085
General carer, so like washing, feeding, moving them around, trying to talk to them.
>>78125044
A sharehouse is a sharehouse no matter the location.
do you live with mummy and daddy?
>>78125022
Shit sucks, honestly wish I was born 30 years earlier
>I set the Bible down
>>78125143
>>78125143
Because they buy cheap, quick, calorie dense food
>>78125143
what
3 loaves of bread are cheaper than a bag of broc
>>78125151
sounds grim
have you ever been pooed on
Granddad has dementia, doesn't recognize us(his grandchildren) anymore, and often fails to recognize my dad(his son)
He thinks he's living during the war, constantly asks about rations and shit
Kinda depressing to see really
>>78125151
Christ. Any stories? Hope it pays well.
>>78125153
stop sharing you spastic
>>78125169
>>78125175
why do people complain about going hungry then
>>78125169
>>78125143
the actual answer is because they are usually lazy and don't put in the time to exercise or regulate their nutrition properly
>>78125201
And then what? move in to a studio flat box that costs even more money?
Honestly FUCK OFF you billionaire twat
>Granddad has dementia, doesn't recognize us(his grandchildren) anymore, and often fails to recognize my dad(his son)
>
>He thinks he's living during the war, constantly asks about rations and shit
>
>Kinda depressing to see really
Ex-David Davis aide calls for new party to reverse the 'catastrophe' of Brexit
>>78125222
runt specimen
Put down the Bible and pick up the Communist manifesto lads
howdy, names trump
https://youtu.be/pmcfL_qLhMo
Any thoughts on youtubers diss tracks?
w2s just BTFO ksi
>>78125146
baffling post
>tfw got a big house to myself
>>78125064
Would probably go out in a bang and make myself useful, if you catch my drift.
No point quietly offing yourself.
gurgling in ecstasy at this poor hatbait
i only hat truly worthy posts you utter fucking cretins
>>78125248
I put down both and pick up Anthony Giddens "The Third Way. The Renewal of Social Democracy"
>>78124390
She's English?
>>78124767
Loser's excuse
My dad went to a comp and still got into Oxford
He did all the work by himself
>>78125099
Imagine being a poor Aussie phaggot.
hat this post fuckwit
bet you won't coward
having tea with the Queen
watching some of the old moly man
>Imagine being a poor Aussie phaggot.
>whitey trying to rap
>>78125183
Not yet, but pretty certain I will be soon. Had a few near misses, and had to change pads covered in shit and piss.
>>78125196
Minimum wage, pic related
>>78125311
i wont
>>78125330
sounds grim
Would honestly kill myself if I were Australian, yank, any of that lark, not a meme
>>78125280
this gave me quite a smirk
You could be owed up to £7000 in PPI compensation
*gives you a hand*
used to think I was cool saying god isn't real back in middle school
>Would honestly kill myself if I were...yank, any of that lark, not a meme
*puts a donk on it*
First sunny day in 1 month tomorrow
everywhere i go i swear somebodys watching me
>>78125387
morty...
>>78125330
he's the best thing that happened to rap since Eminem
>>78125325
creasing at nearly every title
>>78125404
asked a few mates in Paris to keep an eye out because I was worried about your wellbeing
no need to be alarmed la
'zu
>>78125325
screeching
>>78125470
cringe
>>78125467
does she shove the banana in her
>>78124390
thats not an irish name
what about a vocation as a kids clown?
what about a job where I can lay down?
>>78125325
>King of Carrot Flowers Part 1 (Cover)
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG
last weekend there was a brit in the local pub and when the pub closed he went around and shaked hands with everyone in the pub before leaving.
please contain your autism in future if you leave your island.
>>78125487
i hope so
>>78125498
cringe
>>78125497
become a white monkey
>>78125497
Cringe
>>78125516
hot
India was superior to britain in every way - only thing is the indian landmass today was made up of small kingdoms and the british played one against the other and colonised the whole- and killed all our industries and forced us to buy 'made in britain' stuff. all raw materials were looted and shipped to britain and finished products were brought back to india. It is shocking and surprising to us how little the Westerners know of the history of the rest of the world. Naturally they wont teach their children the atrocities they committed on foreign soil.
>>78125467
so you know i now have access to the older pics, am in the process of saving all of them and have increased my collection by nearly 200 images and counting
my cousin kevin can tie his willy in a knot no joking honest i seen him do it and all
>>78125539
>India was superior to britain in every way
>goes on to list how it was weaker than britain
whut
>>78125563
cringe
>>78125539
>Naturally they wont teach their children the atrocities they committed on foreign soil.
They literally teach us nothing else.
>>78125506
that's not autism - that's alpha
>>78125399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-6vAEHjils
>>78125539
literally the only thing they taught us in history
>>78125539
omg those poor indians
how DARe those evil English force different ethnicities and cultures to live together !!!
>>78125593
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>>78125288
cringe
>>78125563
going to pretend this kevin is cenaboyle
>>78125552
good job young padawan, you have passed the test
>>78125601
all me
>>78125601
finally a good post
*fistbumps you*
>>78125609
ive never had a twitter account before today
>>78125328
>MLP insults
I knew Aussies had slow internet but fucking hell.
You're three years too late, chap.
>>78125618
cringe
doin a poo at work
>>78125609
and dont adopt that tone with me; you would never have known of her existence were it not for me, i am the master, you are but slave
*peeks into thread*
...O.O"
Eep!
>>78125662
cringe
poooo will never come close to how i peeeel
think I'm done my poo
>>78125662
true but i made you stronger
sporting idea: shit fart archery called Shartchery
Russian President Vladimir Putin (L), accompanied by defence minister Sergei Shoigu, gestures as he fishes in the remote Tuva region in southern Siberia.
>cringe
>>78125695
cringe
cronge
>>78125698
We can't let him get his hands on the nuckleair codes
>tfw no jap gf
women would rather be chad's leftovers than be with you
>>78125738
cringe
Thoughts lads?
>>78125730
cringe
another day utterly wasted
da yunivershe is a AMAZIN
>>78125755
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>>78125755
NEW
>>78125755
>>78125755
>>78125755
NEW
yay ethereum went up
>>78125730
id rather be chad's leftover instead of the woman haha
>>78125757
STOP DOING FUCKING EARLY THREADS YOU CUNT
>>78125757
40 early for fuck sake
>>78125757
lolno
thanks janny you beaut
>>78125757
JANNY'D
Janbotron has arrived
ewwwwwii
https://youtu.be/pI63Rbxml5U
want to be a bird lol
hmm
BASED JANITOR
SO FUCKING URURHHH BASED SHADILAY FELLOW KEKISTANIES
Had the pleasure of meeting George Michael at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
Had the pleasure of heeming an Irishman into the earth at a charity do once. Was VERY funny.
want to be a KEKISTANI
>>78125960
no
bad russia
>>78125944
lmao
>>78126028
>>78126028
>>78126028
NEW
>>78125892
thats a greenscreen
>>78125944
BEADY
>>78125944
can't stand this reddit poof
literally 90% of british humour is le sarcasm and other assorted reddit bullshit "comedy" like vicar of dribble, doctor whom etc.
but there are gems like yes minister
>>78126067
>>78126067
>>78126067
Goy new.
HE
*sniffs*
......he's here......
BASED JANNO
>>78126106
DOES
finish your tea /brit/
watching game of kinos
>>78126080
t.sub iq yank tier fan of physical """"""comedy"""""
>>78126130
>>78126131
whoa lad same time posting fucking spook'd
business idea: stop making early news
>>78126080
*Fart*
*Audience erupts in raucous laughter*
>>78126131
janny is actually an attention whore who enjoys mitchell posting
>>78126150
i am though
i cry my fucking eyes out with laughter from literally any looney tunes
just admit that british "humour" is dogshit and that monty python is proto-Reddit
>>78126176
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>>78126176
3rd time's the charm
need a shower
actually a bath would be good
but I don't have one
>>78126192
try again sweetie
>>78126192
TRIPLE JANNY
Where's the new then
>>78126246
there's no need to hurry
I miss the old janny where we'd have to wait until 400 or even 500 posts
absolutely need a ginger bf
NEED a china edition
>>78113897
>>78122328
look at these unfinished /brit/ threads
FINISH YOUR TEA LADS
>>78126192
NO
IT
ISNT
>>78126285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joLrldtZtRA
>>78126285
nooo
*strops*
*throws plate at you*
>>78126305
>>78126174
great posts
soooooo
>>78126399
thank you
almost time for the new lads
>>78126417
>>78126417
>>78126417
real, legit, official, certified new
>>78124390
>Asian
>>78124407
Part of Parcel