/brit/

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>>78117899

egg

egg

voted leave just to piss off all the stewart lees and make them threaten to leave for ireland (lol)
well worth it

egg

how decent are the hobbit films

egg

egg

Looking for liam.
Is Liam in?

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browsing local facebook

>>78119328
it gets worse with every update but may as well give it a go

been away from the chon for a week, did I miss anything?
normies do anything with tim, mess him about

starving feels so good

orchestrating a wank

any kek shadilay MAGA man in?

>>78119357
good lad, poor people should get poorer for your amusement

>>78119362
dunno, I'll ask her

>>78119363
how good are your films, josie?

>>78119362
Better than people say they are but not as good as the lotr films

>>78119388
true

just got a new match
she's not very good iah

i am the eggman

MORE THAN A FEEEEEEEELING

>>78119357
>tfw unironically moving to ireland when shit hits the fan
good to be rich enough to just jump ship when it gets bad, wonder what all the poor leave voters are gonna do though

still can't fucking believe the cunt ignored my facebook message
tbf i bet an algorithm hid it from him because he's got like a billion friends and all his dox up and i've got nothing, but still. you'd think he'd check from time to time.

>>78118406
>>78119336
>>78119358
>>78119363
>>78119364
dont put these all in one basket lads

>>78119392
my films?

is jarryd here?

>>78119418
won't be missed

any jordan knight man in

>>78119445
my net contribution to your handouts will ;)

>>78119423
*filmwraps your oesophagas*
pack it runt

brayden mate you in?

is there a guide to all the search functions on desuarchives
can't figure that shit out

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will is doing a salute

can't wait for the next recession
actually i can, it needs to come early next year so i can finish telling everyone this year and they'll think i'm really smart then.

>>78119473
got a mate called brayden but he isnt in
can i pass on the message?

>>78119418
the irish rorke will take care of you

My collective unconsciousness is telling me cuckoldry is hot.

Fuck me lads, think I have body dysmorphia. Think mumsy can tell and is getting a bit worried about me

cannae wait until i get home and chase the dragon

wanking to asmr again

>>78119489
think you might have missed the boat on predicting a recession mate, we /brexit/ now

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>>78119479
>Me gusta

>>78119477
why are all the women in GoT all mediocre at best except for Rose

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think im in the mood for some wendy's

>>78119507
trapped in the belly of the whale too?

>>78119518
really funny post this one... NOT

>>78119513
nah it's gonna be global and it's gonna be linked to excessive private debt levels, probably particularly in housing when it comes to NZ/Australia/Canada(?)

NZ's housing market is insane, a flat in auckland costs as much as a flat in London. What the fuck's even IN auckland?

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ol'

>>78119552
expensive houses?

think my friend is a nonce
his gf looks about 9

Necking is what I do. Neck neck neck. Neck yourself at the neck.

>>78119565
best confront him upfront and ask him lad

favourite phrase : kys yourself

>>78119552
auckland is the biggest city in the country
99% of the population lives in wellington or auckland

>"In my interactions with the left they frequently told me how unfair it was to be considered anti-semitic to be criticise Israel. One would have thought that would garner sympathy for the right who are attributed the racist label far too frequently, however, all I got in response to bringing it up was a blank stare. It was in that moment I realised that the left cannot be fixed and they all must be put down appropriately."

- Dean Rorkeo

woah

>>78119552
private debt isn't bad in the west at the moment
it's china that's gone fucking nuts with borrowing

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>>78119532
>darkereve.deviantart.com
>.deviantart.com

Why are Irish woman Qt but Irish men are ugly af

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>>78119566
this you mate haha?

>>78119593
Females are more attractive than males.

>>78119593
because you're not attracted to men maybe.

>>78119552
Chinese have bought up all the property in NZ and Australia and they have a worse situation than London hahahahaja

>>78119581
Nuclear take

the differences between men and women are highly exaggerated

>>78119559
having a cheeky chuckle at this

>>78119571
teared up at the well crafted redundancy while conjuring this post if im honest lads

>>78119590
aren't they much worse with public debt?

>>78119559
yeah I love cider too mate

trying to find a stream for got that isn't full of malware
fuck's sake this used to be easy

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Come down my ends

never met anyone who watches or plays rugby league but it's supposedly one of the most popular sports in the country

bizarre

>>78119646
both really

>>78119630
the reports of my demise have been proven by neuroscience

>>78119658
'dit.com/r/gotlinks

>>78119659
Grim.

>>78119630
Nah the differences are huge
Checkout Stefan Molyneux , eye opening stuff

>>78119661
You probably live in the south then. It's really only popular up north while south play union

>>78119661
>he does the southern post

>>78119698
live in sheffield

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anime

>>78119658
Just get a free trial of Now TV

just checked posts to the Tim page's wall and they're all done by yanks
really made me think

want to cheer up the gf
anyone got a nice pic

anyone remember tinder moments

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can't lie the new Minis look quite peng in person

must be mad being an old cunt

would spend my life going on them old cunt cruises

>>78119718
i'm sorry to hear that

>>78119562
True.
>>78119579
More than half of Scotland's population is in Edinburgh or Glasgow and the prices are nowhere near as bad as London.
>>78119590
It's pretty poor. I think we've levelled off a bit, iirc Canada/Australia/NZ and maybe China are amongst the craziest.
(And maybe some of the Euro countries but who cares about them.)
>>78119624
Gotta love housing as a store of wealth.

*spouts hate*

>>78119749
more like pong lad

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>>78119739

reckon software engineer is a job for benders

how do I get pneumonia

>>78119763
frankly my dear dont care

>>78119780
fuck you

>Rugby league is a popular sport in Northern England,[6] the states of Queensland and New South Wales in Australia,[7] New Zealand,[8] southwest France and is the national sport of Papua New Guinea

Lol

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>>78119739

No sleep, 2 keys made my nose bleed
Lately I've been feeling ghostly
And I can't believe in everything you told me
You don't know me why you tryna hold me

>>78119781
come here
*coughs into your mouth*

>>78119781
If you read the scientology books without permission then you get pneumonia apparently.

>>78119752
that's if you have a huge pension and savings

which fast food 'restaurant' has the best saver menu?

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>Checkout Stefan Molyneux , eye opening stuff

whats so special about computer science that makes every other person on 4chan study it

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>>78117899
>tfw no tree house edition

>>78119791
sorry should have specified: shes not a nonce

>>78119763
jesus i didn't realise how bad canada was
but yeah it's not big enough to be systemic
china is

>>78119791
big fan of bums

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>>78119739

>>78119678
thnx

>19 and still going cinema with mates
feel 13

>be northern
>have parents that don't live together
LOL

>>78119815
not if i die on the first one

Really like the new bargain hunters presenter

>>78119825
it's more about what makes computer science students so special they have to come to 4chan and the answer is autism

>>78119822
Not an argument

shitting my tears as we speak

>>78119825
nerds

>>78119853
25 and I go with my fiancée's mates

parents are still together

same with all my mates and their parents except one who's mum died so it's not really the same

>>78119825
people who post on forums tend to be tech savvy/interested in computers (that's quickly changing though)

compsci is all normies nowadays

dont know my way from a hard drive to a soft one iah

>>78119853
Just go with your gf?

>>78119825
not arsed about 'puters, don't get the hype

>>78119791
>shadbase

>>78119908
usually happens naturally a couple minutes after it's finished tbf

want to wank but I have a cold

>>78119893
dont know how to torrent or use the dark web and i've been posting on the chon since i was 13

>>78119874
You should get that checked. Tears are supposed to come out of your eyes, not your ass.

debating whether to order a gram of coke

nice blogposts you fucking useless runtfuckers

my engineering course is 40% chinese, 20% malaysian, 39% normies and slight slight can't even see it maybe 1% autism

>>78119932
haha good one

>>78119923
potato famine

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>dont know how to torrent

*posts non sequitur*
WAHEY LADS

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few less desirable than I

>>78119958
>can't even see it
then you're either the 1% or the asian contingent

cant but truly cant believe some cinemas have a anti single policy
this jsut cannae exist

>>78119931
how's life being 14 nowadays?

>>78119933
>gram of coke

that's not even one sip you mong, at least buy a can of it

got josie pregnant

>>78119933
Buying it a gram at a time is a scam. Substantial savings if you buy in bulk

*makes meta post*
haha

>>78119999
ill meta my dick in ur mum

>>78119981
*cuts your slop rations in half for a fortnight*

I go to the cinema on my own

>>78119975
learning how to do it involves:
>looking it up
and i've never needed to haha
you didn't magically think of how torrenting works either anon xx

how come all the indians at uni can speak english conversationally but the chinese are absolutely shite

>dark web

enjoy getting arrested druggie nonce

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want to fuck it

all methamphetamines should be legalized and taxed accordingly

tired of nanny state bullshit

virgin: stimulants
chad: opiates

>>78119958
holy shit, mine was just in English and I still struggled

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>I go to the cinema on my own

>>78120023
the so-called chinese are an alien race

>>78120023
English is basically the national language of India

>>78120026
fuckhead cunt faggot

Sent from my iPad

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Hmmm, 5 threads in the catalog

egg

know all about iambic pentameters lads

>>78119962
Miss this gimmick tbf

going to see Inga Copeland

wearing 2 fedoras at once

can't imagine someone thinking the only good things torrents are for is stealing shit

>>78119990
refer to
>>78120021
knowing how to torrent is not an innate skill

BBRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

>>78120080
radical

>>78120023
>british person speaks chinese
>accent changes to chinese
>Chinese person speaks english
>same chinese accent
Will never understand this

>>78120080
dangerous and down right stupid

*loses control of my bowels*

>>78120074
reverse psychology doesn't work on 4chan

dont care

willy wankspeare

>>78120084
yes torrents have many good legal applications such as... uhhhh downloading.... linux...hmmmmmmm

beautiful day today
even hanging the washing out was a treat

the only good things torrents are for is stealing shit

>>78120103
have you tried looking on your dildo?

masturbatory margins

>>78120087
I'm just memeing x

>legal torrents

what do you do with them then haha

done a do

This not an oxy, it's a skittle

This not lsd, it's a puzzle

thumb is bleeding

>>78120129
dejalo putaso o te mato

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>>78120140
*licks it better*

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>knowing how to torrent is not an innate skill

grandad's got oxy
might tax some

got a thick permanent layer of dandruff

Hungry but can't be bothered eating

>>78120169
called a scalp mate

people who lick their wounds are scum of the earth runts

I've torrented 2.78tb total and only uploaded 112gb ahahahahahaha just try and stop me

you must be retarded if you cant torrent.

any humble man in?

Thumb in bum

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>>78120147
o-ok

fuck everyone in this thread

>>78120176
cant be that hungry then.

dont seed my torrents do you think im going to waste time helping runts on the internet

>>78120160
what is the opposite implication? either way, i'm just not fussed about computers anon :) glad there's autists to deal with that stuff for me

fuck my

had a subway BMT for lunch

9 grain wheat bread

cheese+toasted

tomato
cucumber
lettuce
red onion

overall it was a 7/10

>>78120190
willy is much better
fingers hurt

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

imagine being the runt that seeds torrents

>>78120223
>tomato

grim

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is Goliath worth watching?

>>78119479
BYRNE'D

*seeds*

>>78120223
Anything at Subway besides the meatball marina is dogshit

>>78120223
I've been to Subway twice in my life and I can't figure out how it goes still

Am I supposed to choose a meal on the screens above them eg Chicken Tikka and then choose my salads and that or do I start from scratch. And how do I ask for a meal from the start. weird place

6 german E's on me

>>78117899
how do you pronounce the program "excel"? the same way as the verb "to excel"?

cannot imagine being a runt unwilling to seed or upload torrents and will thus never be part of a private tracker

AAAAARFGGHGGAGGHGRGH MY FUCKING ARSE

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>>78120259
hello Phillip

>doesn't like tomato
hello mandchild!

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just worked for two hours lads
my payment is a slice of breakfast pizza and a small coffee from the local gas station

>>78120265
mmm mystery meat

>>78120286
yes you cretin

Reckon I'm going to get 100% on this logic test Mr Noseberg sent me prior to the interview

ahaha yes that'll be 150K starting Mr Berg, for only I know that the answer is diagonal line black square grey rhombus white circle

subway is fucking peng

Identify more with white cocaine, paper, snow and candy then with brown people.

>>78120286
Yes.

>>78120286
How the fuck else would you pronounce it

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dude i almost had you

I invented torrenting you're all stupid as fuck

>>78120319
yeah well you're dead lol

/bleep/

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>>78120265
>marina

>>78120301
what did you do?

Would you rather be alone forever, or married to some ugly fat chick who will stay with you til the day you die?

virgins use private trackers to download the latest Nolan film

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Any Jake Paulers ITT?

It's everyday bro!

>>78120294
hello Liam

>>78120339
alone

>>78120301
is this the power of the poonited sharts?

wish i had an aesthetic willy

>>78120339
>or married to some ugly fat chick who will stay with you til the day you die?

I almost was and I left her

Even though I'm alone and depressed, I think I made the right choice

just cut the sack lads

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reported the page "Timothy Byrne Memes" for harassment
he's our gimmick, FONT

you reckon?

>>78120273
its burger culture. they love chatting with everyone. the menu is designed the way you have to speak with the person behind the counter

i dont like it either

>>78120273
it goes:
size (foot long or 6 inch)
bread
filling
cheese
toasted
salad
sauce

you have one guy doing bread filling and cheese, then it goes in the toaster and gets passed on for salad and sauce

>>78120294
normies were a mistake

>>78120347
would love to stick my willy in his mouth

>>78120286
"sexsells"

>>78120352
got a very pretty willy iah

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>>78120333
>thumbnailposting

might make the switch from a macbook to a windows laptop
how are them asuses?

>>78120306
>>78120314
>>78120318
people here mispronounce it then.
everyone calls it axe-elle

hungy

6 inch italian bmt on 9 grain honey oat with peppered cheese, toasted with all the veg except pickles and only a few olives, remember the sweetcorn and some chipotle sauce please anon

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Eldar
Reading this it reminds me of white people.

>>78120372
I see. If I choose something from the screens like Chicken Tikka then it bypasses the bread and filling then yeah

>>78120361
Is your mother proud of you

>>78120359
Can't wait till it all gets linked back to here and a load of you twats go down for harrasing a mentally ill man

>>78120361
epic

nig-ur

>>78120415
no you utter twat
that was so stupid I'm no longer going to help you

>>78120412
VIRUS

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>>78120391
>he doesn't exclusively pixelpost in 20x20 as per official Australian guidelines

lmao

>>78120337
installed some flooring
>>78120351
working for my dad cuz he spent $3k on dental surgery for me a few months back

>>78120415
no one is this retarded

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40872882
>Croydon stabbing: Second teen in 24 hours killed in London

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40873801
>A car has struck a group of soldiers in Paris, injuring six, two seriously, police say.
>On 13 November, 130 people were killed in a night of carnage in Paris, and more than 100 more have been killed in jihadist attacks since.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40866111
>A person has been murdered in Baltimore almost every day this year, on average - more killings per capita than Chicago. Can this US city go 72 hours without a murder?

just part and parcel lads.

docked her paf elle

just had an incredibly vivid series of dreams of backpacking to Hong Kong from Denmark

highlights:
getting kidnapped by a pirate boat but escaping and managing to blend in with the (paying) passengers on board
dancing to Smells Like Teen Spirit with a terrifyingly large Englishman
accidentally waking up the pirate boss but him taking a liking to me and lecturing me on How The World Works
getting robbed like a million times
meeting statistically improbable amounts of childhood friends

>>78120418
could easily have identified this as a yank post if the flag were omitted
dire

*part and partial

>>78120392
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>>78120452
read it all x

>>78120460
>40 posts early
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>78120442
I am hehe

always do the filling before the bread

>>78120352
i reckon i have one tbqh

its only average sized but its nice and thick and proportional so im happy with it

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>>78120438
good post

haha

good jan

JANNI

Good, earlytwats getting hunted down

Chink lawnmower is on the fritz again

Quelle surprise

janny coming down hard on the earlymong

pozzed.

For free!

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*blocks your path*

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the gf

new choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7aVa9Os-7Y

bbq beef hula hoops.

>>78120748
Does she know her mouth’s open

can you please just get out of my way

HIM

>>78120730
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Danish countryside is quite nice lads
off for a cycle to the beach with the boys now

>>78120787
Nonce.