Can someone translate this please ?
Evet beyler bizim bi komşu kızı vardı kız benden birkaç yaş büyük bu birgün bize geldi sohbet muhabbet derken bu sicmaya gitti telefonu da masada unutmuş aq biraz kurcaladim bu resmi buldum ilk başta sormadım ama daha fazla dayanamadim merak edip sordum abla suratına ne olmuş diye bana hayvanat bahçesine gitmiştik lamaya yaklaştım suratıma tükürdü dedi beyler bu lamalar çok ilginç hayvanlar ya insanların yüzlerine neden tükürüyorlars
>>78117638
Is that Black Speech?
>>78117638
Translation:
Okay guys, we had a neighbour girl who was a bit older than me. One day she came over and while we were having a conversation, she went to the toilet to shit but left her phone on the table.
After looking around a bit, i found this picture. At first i wasn't asking her about it but i couldnt resist any longer and asked her: ,, "sister" what happened to your face? She told me we went to the zoo and a lama spit into my face".
Guys, these lama's are such interesting animals, why do they spit at humans (faces)?
>>78117638
>>78117830
ebin :DDDDDDD
>>78117716
turkish doesn't really sound bad (especially when spoken by cute bois)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PrX7m5lV7A
vurrr banaaaaah
>>78117830
Thanks anon
>>78117830
>ask Turkey to translate a text
>Germany comes to translate it instead
Cannot fabricate
>>78121295
Wrong. The country wasn't specified
Sta zitto, fascina
>>78117638
What the fuck?
>>78117830
Is it like a joke and the lama spit is supposed to be semen?