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Leftism edition
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>>78115484
what the fuck man
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>>78115484
this is what leftypol wanks off to
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>>78115484
>just another gay communist...
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did you get the news about google pr thing, they want to be conservatives
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>>78115484
More politics, perfect, another truly entertaining thread coming up lads
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what site is it?
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>>78115559
facebook
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mfw when I see how many hours i've been shitposting on /brit/ for
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http://www.nyu.edu/about/news-publications/news/2012/july/colonial-european-settlement-had-positive-effect-on-income-today-study-shows.html


HOWLING
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honestly cant be arsed posting
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>>78115540
what? it's the opposite
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>>78115583
Give it a miss rest easy
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>>78115583
making the same post in two separate threads is just embarrassing pham
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>>78115596
good shout
see u tomorrow

>>78115607
maybe mongy spastoids shouldnt make 30 threads at the same time
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thoughts on pickles?
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>>78115484
*sticks spear in white boy dying*
*growlly hormone affected voice*
The Age of White Techbros is over...the Time of the Xhey-kin...has come!
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names rick
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>>78115622
I aspire to be one someday
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sick of being a virgin, I'm not bad looking at all just made many bad decisions and 'tism, will I be able to get laid somewhere like Prague? Live in a shithole, even the escorts are munters here
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>>78115484
>SJWs are more intelligent than rorkes
who'da thunk it
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>>78115634
a friend informed me that Prague has a vibrant gay sex scene
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british women were made for jungle monkey beach rentboys
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>>78115636
what ya talkin' about mate i went to the university of life
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>>78115650
look at those bajingos 0.0
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>>78115636
rorkes work in business, geeks work in IT
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war in NK before this time next year lads
calling it now
screencap this post
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>he doesn't like the thick of it
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what the fuck is a rorke

i tried to google it
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pickle rick is in the house tonight
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>>78115662
>bajingos
yeah girl in black is a 10/10

btw why are brit/aussie girls so noticeably different? i can tell they are british or aussie straight away and not canadian/american.

is it appearance or dress maybe?
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>>78115649
almost all major cities have a vibrant gay sex scene

not a bender though
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>>78115677
pint lover
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>>78115636
They're not doing any of the work, I guarantee it.
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>>78115690
call the king a bender you fucking bent nonce twat
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Fuck y'all.
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>not a bender though
state of your life lmao
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>>78115698
bender
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Is it weird to see non-British use "lad?"
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>>78115690
keep thinking that sweety xx
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im terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought
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would rather kill myself than go back to uni
would rather go back to uni than kill myself
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>this is the thai king, he wears crop tops, fucks his dog, wastes public money and kills people
>thainonce STILL won't call him a bender

fucking SCREECHING
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Wish you could get rid of Google suggested articles off of the homepage. I accidentally clicked on a pokemon go one once and now there's always pokemon go news there and it won't go away
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>>78115712
>sweety
actually looks weird to me now
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>>78115710
I've learnt my English from an Irishman so it's hardly irregular
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>>78115712
Well.. Maybe the fat neck beard.
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the nonce has resorted to posting cartoon images created by pol to prove his 'point'
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Just watched Reviewbrah's video on his suits and... I'm racking my brain over whether or not he's in on the meme. I honestly believe he might be rusing us. Really makes me think.
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Hate islam.
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>>78115683
you all look the same to me
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>>78115732
>tfw a pole calls you one of the lads.
I reckon it's a good feel.
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>>78115733
that is really not an attractive artstyle
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alri thailad
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>>78115761
*offendeds at you*
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>>78115751
Obviously not an attempt to prove anything, just an amusing related image.
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Thailad be my gf.
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when people say
>it was better years ago when there were no smartphones because people didn't look at their phones every 2 minutes

all i can think of is that era must have been incredibly lonely for adults
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>>78115771
alri
>>78115783
but I'm a male
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thailad - SJWs, thoughts?
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>>78115794
cancer
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Humanity will only become a T1 society once women and men are equally represented in coding.
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>>78115794
OH MY GOD DONT GET ME STARTED ON THESE PEOPLE I SAW ON TWITTER
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>>78115800
call the king a bender you fucking dumb nonce
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>>78115788
Nokia
I don't get it
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>>78115805
*and in every University in the West
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got a mouth ulcer
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>>78115792
easily fixed.
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going to reee myself silly tomorrow if i get called into work
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business idea: make videos in which I DEMOLISH sjw arguments
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>>78115816
wrong
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>>78115766
>all rook same

yeah mostly true. here's a full blown tribal indo monkey guy with a 10/10 british model.

why do british/aussie women do this?
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>>78115814
*rubs my willy on it*
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>>78115824
full-time job. i'm definitely in tomorrow morning
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Anyone else fantasize about hurting Tim? Honestly I'm really disturbed by my mind. In my head I just keep going over and over different scenarios over how I'll torture the runt speck. How I'll purposefully run into him and get close to him and eventually ruin him mentally and physically. He's just an utterly pathetic specimen, and such an utter cunt.
I know these thoughts are evil, he can't help it the poor fella.

I think I need help in the same way he does.
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>>78115852
baffling post
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>Thailad is a Civic Nationalist
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always think paris is the south east of france for some reason
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>>78115852
hawt.
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>get text
>it's from O2

ah yes
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the antithesis of civilisation

-atheism
-women
-multiethnicism
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>>78115835
CALL
THE
KING
A
BENDER
YOU
BENT
NONCE
TWAT
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>>78115870
-overpricing Freddos
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>>78115866
Because you're retarded is the reason.
Hah, "south east", it's in the mid west you twat.
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Cancer DESTROYS Christopher Hitchens *REKT COMPILATION*
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>>78115842
no issue wit working, my issue is that i get shit last minute call ups with the expectation i can come into work.

got a delivery expected tomorrow i need for the weekend, shopping and stuff i gotta do. i'll be foaming if i get called in.
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>>78115885
a post cannot be more legendary than this
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>>78115836
>10/10
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>>78115622
-_-
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Hope Kim's missile misses America and hits London instead
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>f.jpg
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>>78115909
you really need to take in that advice I gave you about people not responding the first time
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>>78115904
He specified a 10/10 British model. She may be a global 6/10, but she's as attractive as a British woman could possibly be.
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>>78115577
>there are infinite universes
>there is not a single one where lefties aren't getting btfo
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>>78115904
well she is a 10/10 with makeup but like most models i can't really tell how good looking she is without it.
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>>78115934
i can walk down the street right now and find better looking women.
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doing my morning esoteric ritual for Kek the Frog God.
*plays vinyl record*
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo

*dances wildly*
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>>78115929
well i figured that the timing was different enough (previous post was at 4pmish) that the population of brit would be different and that there would be some new blood around who would laugh at my witty, intelligent and enlightened posts and feed me some (You)s
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>>78115951
>she is a 10/10 with makeup
think you need your eyes tested mate.
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>>78115957
no one cares. fuck off.
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>>78115957
shant be reading your dumb essays
post bum already
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>>78115955
choon
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>>78115533
we all know what rorkes wank to
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leafs are wrong about everything
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last time I ate dog shit it was rank, but that was at 4pm and now it's 9:43am so probably worth another shot, right?
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>>78115995
spastic understanding of politics
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>>78115577
rip their careers
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>>78115990

All mentally deranged lefties (like all lefties)
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>>78115962
well maybe not 10/10 but she's atleast an 8 or 9.

i've been to britain more than enough times to know she'd stand out among the average british chain-smoking beer guzzling females imo.
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>>78116039
she's a 6/10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRxKHC7AlHc
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Stop taking the chink leaf's baits.
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love it when tedious cunts have foreign flags forced on them and can no longer hide in the crowd of other worthless posts
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>>78116050
is he ok?
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>>78116039
shes ugly as fuck mate what are you on about. fucking retarded leafs jfc
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Lefties have all of the technology industry, all of entertainment, the mainstream media and every new business. They're the ones who innovate, improve the world for all of us, and are the main instigators of progress.

What do Rorke's have again? Oh, right, YouTube channels with <1 million subscribers.

>inb4 some autist tries to argue against these objective facts
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International cat day was good, also watched Dunkirk.
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>>78116077
Progress is wrong
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Wiped my arse this morning, saw a big blot of blood on there. Couldn't see much on my shit itself but I definitely shat blood.I think it's because my shit has been hard for whatever reason recently (too much coffee) so hopefully I can change that. Feel a bit of a muppet because by coincidence I already had a GP appointment booked for something unrelated and that would have been a good thing to mention but I didn't.

The GP I currently see is some dusty old Indian guy who barely understands a word I'm saying. A definite downgrade from the Indian lady who was starting to rile me up.

Just so sick of being messed around. I had a vague idea that today would be the last appointment I would ever have but that kind of died.
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ah Brody's at it again
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leafs cant help but make shit posts. bit weird.
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>>78116077

fuck of yore rong
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>>78116090
>blood out of your arse
this happened to me when I was drinking heavily almost every night of the week a few months ago. Literally just cut down for a little while and improve your diet and it stops.
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>>78116077
>Lefties have all of the technology industry, all of entertainment, the mainstream media and every new business
what do you mean by "lefties"?
liberals? yeah
marxist-leninist? nah
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>>78116090
I've been shitting blood most of the time for the past few months now lad. It'll be fine.

[spoiler]honestly I'm shit scared but too embarrassed to go to the doctor[/spoiler]
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>>78116090
dw Ive been shitting blood every day for months now

I'm not even joking
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>>78116126
"Lefties", as in the lefties that Rorkelet runtoids blame all of their problems on.
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>>78116090
>>78116130
>>78116141
stop putting things in your bum
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Things are gonna get real fucking messy if I don't have a gf by the end of this thread
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>>78116118
>>78116090
>>78116130
>>78116141
you people disgust me
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i only have blood in my poo if i hold it in for a while
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>>78116090

Is this a poleaboo post ?
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>/brit/ is filled with benders
>frequent posts about bloody bums

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>78116077
weird despite those objective facts lefties don't control any aspect of our government

makes you think....
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getting flashbacks to when i tried to drink from the pissbottle again
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>>78116184
kek
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>>78116176
lots of things give you the ol' arsebleed lad not just bumming
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>lefties don't control any aspect of our government
ah yes the rorke mind is an enigma
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>>78116176
thaikot
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>>78116153
call the king a bender you bent nonce rorke twat
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Right so that's that
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what doth life
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>>78116090
Hmm I've also been noticing this, but only intermittently and very small amounts. Also I don't notice it in my shit as such, only very small specks at the end of wiping.
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>>78116225
call the king a fucking bender nonce
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don't like nicotine gum
don't like vaping
don't like cold turkey
lung cancer it is then
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i piss blood every day
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just copped this
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>>78116118
Don't touch alcohol though.

>>78116153
Nothing goes in my bum.

>>78116172
No.

Thanks for the reassuring replies, lads. I've had little streaks before but this concerned me as there was a decent amount. My arse hole feels a bit sore which is unusual. Not the actual arsehole rim, but inside it feels like I'm holding hot water. Will investigate when I get the chance.
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>>78116248
Great telly series
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>>78116251
tiny drops, bright red colour?
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>>78116263
id on cargo pants?
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>>78116266

If its black/dark red then you should go to your GP as it might be bowel cancer. if its pinkish/light red then its probably from wiping too hard or a sore arse
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>>78116263
>there's still one sped out there who thinks this shit is funny
protip: it never was. get fucked
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>alri lads my name is thailad, I believe freedom of speech is a fundamental right for all human beings
>Oh ok, call the king a bender then
>WTF NO I'M NOT DOING THAT, IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'LL GO TO JAIL I'M JUST BEING RESPECTFUL
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>>78116257
this. everything except actual smoking is shite
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>>78116266
oh, then go to the doctor.
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>>78116277
Yeah I suppose
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>>78116296
just type "the king is a bender"

all you have to do, nonce twat
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Get the feeling a lot of lads itt are gonna be on some sort of list in Thailand

I for one love the king and would be grateful to serve his many many penises
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>>78116266
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>>78115484
Nerds are naturally weak betas
The issue was "anti bullying" allowing them to thrive like weeds
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Having a job interview at 10am on a workday is really fucking inconvenient
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>>78116325
Thailand doesn't care about 4chan and has no way of retrieving IPs besides requesting them from the administrator(s).
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>>78116285
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the prime minister of new zealand is a nonce bender
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>>78116333
>nerds are weak betas
i could implode you with my brain
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Search for part time jobs several times a day even though I know even if I find a good one I won't apply
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>>78116284
It was light red. Volume of it was main concern. Poo was quite big and hard.

>>78116296
Literally just been.
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>>78116285
heisskopf detected
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>look at a theology degree for a laugh because it must be a bit of a doss reading bible stories
>first subject that comes up is fucking "introducing biblical Hebrew"
>as the name implies it's about learning to interpret jesus runes
were my flatmates not asleep i think i'd have woken the entire city screaming in terror at the mere thought.
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just done a really healthy poo
fuck you, bumlets
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[MenPOV]Wet Hard Cock - Wesley Woods & Billy Santoro.mp4
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>>78116333
i agree, just look at the alt right
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>>78116393
oh
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>>78116209
are you suggesting the left currently controls any branch of the US government?
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>>78116394
>>78116357
LOL MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
MOM? MOM? ARE YOU THERE
MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN HOTHEADS LOL
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>>78116395
how small is your brain
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>>78116425
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>>78116428
doctor's scan
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Really need a shower but I'm expecting both the Amazon man and the royal mail man this morning
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>>78116425
do you feel in charge?
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>>78116425
JAPANE?
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Coding was created by leftists to make men weak.
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>>78116443
choosing to believe you're a schizo loony who thinks a man from the amazon and a royal mailman are after you
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>scrolling down website
>video in the middle of the page
>don't want to watch it so pass it by
>it immediately jumps to the side of the screen and auto-plays

I didn't want to watch it, that's why I ignored it.

That didn't mean "golly I want to watch this but I just can't stop reading this fascinating webpage"
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i am morally superior to god
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>>78116457
>Coding

Brainlet
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>>78116274
nah it's actually fully shit
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have I got ppi?
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>>78116468
>trying to hide your facebook usage
pathetic
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>>78116451
he say you prane cwasher
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>>78116349
then say "the king is a bender"

prove your not a pussy, nonce
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>>78116487
daily mail actually
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>>78116485
dot com
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business idea: youtube gamer
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>That didn't mean "golly I want to watch this but I just can't stop reading this fascinating webpage"
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>>78116507
>rorke websites are shitty
huh..........
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going to do a shit and a shower, then make scrambled eggs for breakfast, snort some speed with my coffee, and get this day STARTED

was going to do this a solid 5 hours ago but I fell asleep again haha
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The cause of the failures of ethnic minorities has and always will be white people.
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finally came up with a workable business plan today lads

the mall closes in precisely twenty minutes, but alas, one customer in particular shan't be walking out the door tonight

heading straight to woolies first for a banquet once the lights turn off x
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stop posting about your bleeding arseholes you nasty cunts
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>>78116553
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>>78116560
uhh
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>>78116560
was this a simpsons episode
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>>78116560
they lock the shops wanker
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>>78116507
OH MY GOD
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>>78116553
let us know if there is blood in your stool
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>>78116560
>stealing your business idea off harry and marv
the sticky bandits came unstuck and so shall you my lad
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>North Korean threatens Guam
oh no
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hmm
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Lost a lot of respect for thailad since he started ignoring the "call the king a bender" posts
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New thread
>>78115468 →>>78115468 →
>>78115468 →>>78115468 →
>>78115468 →>>78115468 →
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>>78116646
fuck off you autistic finnish cunt
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>>78116646
>215 posts
literally why?
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>>78116646
>215 posts
this is getting out of hand
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Gained a lot of respect for thailad since he started ignoring the "call the king a bender" posts
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any thai man in?

>>78116646
what the actual
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https://twitter.com/nickisnixed/status/895091539025698816/video/1
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>>78116644
>he had respect for the nonce
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just found my old HDD from 2007 that has a bunch of old 4chan screencaps and meme shit on it

if dubs ill post some
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>>78116681
check 'em
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weather's shit lads. going to get a take away katsu curry for lunch to make me feel cosy.
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>>78116563
If you're wiping properly its natural for small amounts of blood. Like with teeth
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>>78116688
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>>78116688
fantastic
>>
not sure which thread to post in now, grim
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>>78116700
yeah of course it is
>>
>>78116178
Yes, it is indeed a fact that intelligence, the support of the majority and superiority in almost everything can't beat a broken system.
>>
>>78116706
stupid idiot
>>
>>78116700
no lad, be more gentle.
>>
>>78116688
>dubs is an old meme

reddit
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>>78116704
>>78116705
>>
>>78116721
What? I was just getting dubs so he'd post some old memes.
>>
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>Yes, it is indeed a fact that intelligence, the support of the majority and superiority in almost everything can't beat a broken system.
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>the nonce is using a script
what an impressive hacker IT wizard nonce he is
>>
i'm smarter than all of you
>>
>>78116752
brody
>>
>>78116738
here's the oldest meme, the one where you actually prove how strongly you believe in your core beliefs.

CALL THE KING A BENDER, YOU FUCKING PONCE
>>
fuck brexit
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>here's the oldest meme, the one where you actually prove how strongly you believe in your core beliefs.
>CALL THE KING A BENDER, YOU FUCKING PONCE
>>
do i just finish the hob nobs lads? almost eaten half a packet and i'm not a quitter
>>
am dozing in and of sleep
having some proper mental dreams
>>
>>78116756
Unsure you understand this term
>>
>>78116782
hat me all you want bender, until thailad says

>The king is a bender

or

>The government has muzzled me

I won't stop
>>
listening to a jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjNNxI2vZnI
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>>78116794
they chocolate ones lad?
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ah yes the government will surely change my mind this time
>>
Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith is a satanic bender nonce.
>>
>>78116806
should just ban smoking

>but muh tax revenues!

nothing compared to what the NHS would save, don't even know why smoking isn't banned laready
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>>78116806
lmao is this real?
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>>78116829
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>>78116805
nah
i'm not an animal
>>
>>78116837
fatties are more of a strain on NHS than smokers, on balance. the tax revenue from smokers is huge
ban fattening food first
>>
>>78116837
>nothing compared to what the NHS would save
assuming this is bait but tax revenue just from cigarettes pays for all smoking related diseases around 6-7 times over per year
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>>78116839
sure is

don't smoke often but had this the other day
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>>78116856
We just recently had those graphic images on the cig boxes. Just waiting for the stories to come next.
>>
>>78116842
recommend you finish the length of hobnobs lad. see the job through to completion.
>>
>>78116806
fucking government.
>>
>>78116856
>don't smoke often

t. 20 packs a day instead of 40
>>
Smokers die early and pay tax. fatties don't. Fat tax when?
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>>78116853
it's very very very difficult to tax fattening food
you don't have to smoke to survive and it's directly related to negative health outcomes.
>>
>>78116889
nothing wrong with smoking simple as

god created tobacco for a reason
>>
>>78116854
not an argument
>>
>>78116903
what specifically would you tax?
>>
>2013
>get lucky starts playing
>>
if you are reading this your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>
>>78116918
drinks with excess sugar
>>
>>78116918
fat people should pay extra taxes as the function is the same
>>
>>78116932
already being done
>>
baton rouge louisiana
indianapolis indiana
and columbus is the capital of ohio
>>
nationwide postal plebiscite on gay marriage is happening in a month or two lads, great way to spend $122 million buckaroos

will be voting against it x
>>
>>78116918
If you're obese you pay 10% extra tax simple as
>>
>>78116927
PLEASE HAPPEN
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>>78116927
dickhead
>>
>>78116837

>tfw we will never ban smoking like based Berdimuhamedov
>>
>>78116935
heh
i like this idea actually
tax penalties based on bmi being outside a healthy range
>>
>>78116937
>>78116932
hate nanny staters
>>
>>78116942
Why do you care if 2 people with willies get married?
>>
>>78116942
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/895038386964094976

/ourguy/ abbott does it again
>>
>>78115467
>>78115467
>>78115467
>>
>>78116942
yeah why not just legalise it instead of wasting money on a PLEBiscite

>>78116961
people are retarded and can't be trusted
if we have national healthcare you have to tax behaviours and products with negative effects on health
>>
>>78116927

kill me pete
>>
up all night to get schwifty
>>
>>78116942
>postal plebiscite
the utter state of ausfailia
>>
>>78115951
Dude on the right looks like Indo Casey Neistat
>>
>>78116975
fat mong
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>>78116965
cos i can't get a gf
>>
>>78116959
all the roided up gymbros would be crying
>>
>>78116942
dont especially care about homos but will be voting against it just to divide australia further and hopefully plunge it into a civil war
>>
>>78116975
repugnant reprobate
>>
>>78117025
good
can't make them cry any other way i'd get battered
>>
>>78117027
good lad
>>
Don't care about gays but wouldn't want to be the lad at school with 2 dads.
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>>78117027
trumpanzee
>>
>>78116553
back from my poo and shower... NO blood
>>
>>78117081
love it when the bumhole bleeds when i shit
barley have to wipe my ass cos the blood cleans the shit away
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>>78117129
Charming.
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>>78117189
thanks xoxo
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