/brit/

>>78115468
stupidly early

honestly just cant be arsed posting

dont post in this thread retards it only encourages the behavior

Dislike janny

tax sugar NOW

posting in this thread in spite of a yank

genuinely enjoy Rick and Morty

egg

Every household should grow their own food. Me? I'll grow cane sugar.

is it worth going to Prague to get laid?

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Need a t h i c c gf

pickle rick

*steps on your crops*
fag

>>78118286
my jalapenos and sweet peppers are still fruiting this late into the winter
t. pro gardener

this is how we ridicule our former president (already commited sudoku)

are we edgy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYibVU6Wbas

>>78118294
you'll still be your ugly self in Prague

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anime

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>>78118274
this

>>78118274
stop doing so immediately, the lads might not like it

>>78118294
a friend told me it has a vibrant gay scene

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>>78118294

>>78118307
>tfw no shadowform gf

>>78118302
you that jalapeno lad from the other day? post progress pics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl-2F2S3XLo


are woes

>>78118327
Hate this far-right twat

>>78118325
nah i'm the one of the other jalapeno lads on /brit/

excited to try chlorine chicken and aspartame-laced marmalade tbqh

>>78118327
Ah yes, the literal neet

>>78118325
I'm at work again, just like last time

Islam is bad.

>>78118354
bit of preparation in the morning by way of a photo wouldn't hurt m8. think next time.

>>78118351
he gets money from youtube

there is nothing wrong with chlorine washed chicken

Posting from my iPad

Sent from my iPad

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really makes you think

might play cod4

>>78118377
I'll be sending you to an intensive pad in nary a second pet

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>>78118374

>>78118374
nothing wrong with the meat
it can replace other hygiene and welfare standards though

>>78118316
Paul Watson is gay?

might play Banjo-Tooie (superior game)

White "people"
>season their chicken with water
Black people
>commit more crime
Think its pretty obvious who is in the wrong here.

Might play football manager 2017

>>78118391
not him but just fuck off dickhead

Sent from my iPad

>>78118304
Well, consider this, if David Cameron killed himself today, would the British start making memes about him tomorrow?

Hello Juan

>>78118398
hope a TTIP replacement goes through

Start the wage slaving today. How do I cope?

>>78118416
fuck off

>>78118410
>>season their chicken with water
never seen this

>>78118358
erm sweetie i know this one muslim whos actually alright (although I've never asked him for his thoughts on women, homosexuality, blasphemy, terrorism, atheism or apostasy so i have no idea what he's like really) so that means all the evil presented in islamic holy scripture plus all the statistics of muslims thinking and doing bad things are all meaningless. so fuck off you racist.

>>78118429
alcohol

whenever I watch Jamie and Jimmy's Friday Night Feast, I always get tempted to make a rotisserie grill out of a dustbin or whatever
never do though

>>78118429
Drink heavily and often

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>>78118404
Yes

hedgehogs are illegal here
might get one
>>78118423
hola lad

>>78118443
spineless git

>>78118449
his head is a bit small for his body

>Might play football manager 2017

can think of literally 50 better games off the top of my head

Finally feel like I've mastered the lyrics to Despacito lads

Don't speak a word of Spanish so I have no idea what I'm singing but it should impress some girls in a club right?

>tfw no friends to invite me to a club anyway

>>78118454
mate

>>78118426
dunno if i like that court they proposed but yeah cheaper goods for everyone is good

>>78118443
tasteless brit

The obsessive-compulsive, passive-aggressive nature of Rick and Morty posting suggests many /tv/ posters suffer from a superiority complex and project their insecurities over
>not getting it
greatest symptom of it being the constant effort to associate Rick and Morty with the classic Reddit boogeyman (another separate manifestation of aforementioned complex). It is truly sad, indeed, how you brainlets with inflated egos believe to be above R&M. Alas, you will always be too low-IQ to even grasp the basic tenets of this classic of our time.

>>78118459
vocaroo

>>78118456
that's so he can fit it up his bf's arsehole

>>78118458
PHA-WOAR

>>78118429
these>>78118447
>>78118442


I honestly drink every day now. It's the only way to get through my 48 hour work week every week including weekends

>>78118457
List all of them

Playing with my zoids

>>78118473
no :(

I take a big drink before going to work
Makes it so much easier to get through the day

>>78118493
dickhead

>>78118499
why mon

might play elysium-project

playing with my nipples

Playing with my 'roids

>>78118512
this feels good desu

the radical centrist opinion: rick and morty is good, as is pickle rick posting
most of those mock scripts however, are dripping with bitterness

>>78118502
Sometimes I down a 750ml bottle of Leffe beforehand not gonna lie

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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>depression

caressing the bollocks

>>78118509
>>78118512
>>78118508
>>78118493


can think of at least 50 better games

might play La Mulana

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>>78118509
rate mine

>>78118456
that's actually two people anon they're just both wearing black shirts so he looks really wide

>>78118507
I'm shy and me no speaky la española

ickle prick

>>78118536
list all of them

curled up in bed doing smelly farts

>>78118540
Top yasel ya fucking mong

>>78118555
that sounded funnier inside your head didnt it

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Just went to the gym lads
>mfw there were 3 qt chinese grills there also
Might have to go more often

50 Dota 2
49 Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
48 The Last of Us
47 Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
46 Metroid Prime
45 Diablo 2
44 Banjo-Kazooie
43 Resident Evil 4
42 Counter-Strike 1.6
41 Metal Gear Solid
40 Dark Souls
39 Journey
38 Mass Effect
37 Silent Hill 2
36 BioShock
35 World of Warcraft
34 Shadow of the Colossus
33 Battlefield 1942
32 Rock Band
31 Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
30 The Legend of Zelda
29 Red Dead Redemption
28 Final Fantasy VI
27 Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
26 Half-Life
25 Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
24 Sid Meier's Civilization IV
23 Star Wars: TIE Fighter
22 Halo: Combat Evolved
21 Super Mario Galaxy
20 Street Fighter II
19 Deus Ex
18 Baldur's Gate 2
17 Portal
16 Grand Theft Auto 5
15 Minecraft
14 Super Mario World
13 Chrono Trigger
12 Sid Meier's Pirates!
11 Super Mario 64
10 Tetris
09 Halo 2
08 The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
07 Super Metroid
06 Half-Life 2
05 Portal 2
04 Super Mario Bros.
03 Doom
02 The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past
01 Super Mario Bros. 3

playing with my self-esteem

>>78118534
can think of at least 50 better myths

>>78118562
me but not in bed or farting

>>78118526
the *buurp*ones like these morty? the ones that make you believe in god not being real?

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>>78118562
careful mate the janny doesn't like that kind of talk

>>78118560
50 Dota 2
49 Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
48 The Last of Us
47 Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
46 Metroid Prime
45 Diablo 2
44 Banjo-Kazooie
43 Resident Evil 4
42 Counter-Strike 1.6
41 Metal Gear Solid
40 Dark Souls
39 Journey
38 Mass Effect
37 Silent Hill 2
36 BioShock
35 World of Warcraft
34 Shadow of the Colossus
33 Battlefield 1942
32 Rock Band
31 Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
30 The Legend of Zelda
29 Red Dead Redemption
28 Final Fantasy VI
27 Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
26 Half-Life
25 Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
24 Sid Meier's Civilization IV
23 Star Wars: TIE Fighter
22 Halo: Combat Evolved
21 Super Mario Galaxy
20 Street Fighter II
19 Deus Ex
18 Baldur's Gate 2
17 Portal
16 Grand Theft Auto 5
15 Minecraft
14 Super Mario World
13 Chrono Trigger
12 Sid Meier's Pirates!
11 Super Mario 64
10 Tetris
09 Halo 2
08 The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
07 Super Metroid
06 Half-Life 2
05 Portal 2
04 Super Mario Bros.
03 Doom
02 The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past
01 Super Mario Bros. 3

>>78118257
Just bought a ticket to Melbourne

You're done for, kiddo

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The gf.

>>78118571
i didn't hear anything

100 The Walking Dead: Season One
99 Advance Wars
98 Perfect Dark
97 Galaga
96 The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
95 Super Mario Galaxy 2
94 Donkey Kong 94
93 Ico
92 Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
91 Batman: Arkham Asylum
90 System Shock 2
89 The Oregon Trail
88 Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
87 SimCity 2000
86 Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
85 X-COM: UFO Defense
84 Contra
83 Fallout 2
82 Resident Evil 2
81 The Secret of Monkey Island
80 Final Fantasy VII
79 Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
78 Fallout 3
77 Zork I: The Great Underground Empire
76 Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening
75 EarthBound
74 League of Legends
73 Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness
72 Spelunky
71 Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield
70 Mega Man 2
69 Gran Turismo 3: A-Spec
68 Suikoden 2
67 Final Fantasy Tactics
66 GoldenEye 007
65 Burnout 3
64 The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
63 Super Smash Bros. Melee
62 Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
61 Grim Fandango
60 Donkey Kong
59 Persona 4: Golden
58 Team Fortress 2
57 MechWarrior 2: 31st Century Combat
56 StarCraft
55 Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast
54 Thief II: The Metal Age
53 Ms. Pac-Man
52 Pokemon Yellow
51 Mass Effect 2

>>78118560
50 Dota 2
49 Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
48 The Last of Us
47 Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
46 Metroid Prime
45 Diablo 2
44 Banjo-Kazooie
43 Resident Evil 4
42 Counter-Strike 1.6
41 Metal Gear Solid
40 Dark Souls
39 Journey
38 Mass Effect
37 Silent Hill 2
36 BioShock
35 World of Warcraft
34 Shadow of the Colossus
33 Battlefield 1942
32 Rock Band
31 Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
30 The Legend of Zelda
29 Red Dead Redemption
28 Final Fantasy VI
27 Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
26 Half-Life
25 Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
24 Sid Meier's Civilization IV
23 Star Wars: TIE Fighter
22 Halo: Combat Evolved
21 Super Mario Galaxy
20 Street Fighter II
19 Deus Ex
18 Baldur's Gate 2
17 Portal
16 Grand Theft Auto 5
15 Minecraft
14 Super Mario World
13 Chrono Trigger
12 Sid Meier's Pirates!
11 Super Mario 64
10 Tetris
09 Halo 2
08 The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
07 Super Metroid
06 Half-Life 2
05 Portal 2
04 Super Mario Bros.
03 Doom
02 The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past
01 Super Mario Bros. 3

>>78118578
A list of games that literally aren't even that good and people just feel nostalgic about. They pretend the old games that they played were the best ever made as it makes them feel special and part of an exclusive club

>>78118608
ah yes very modest.

FUCK OFF DICKHEAD YANK DOCKHEAD

Want to beat up an Aussie

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>>78118636

Got a 45 minute walk to work and it's absolutely pissing it down

fuck sake lads

>>78118556
alri
planned to help ya with pronunctiating some lyrics
>>78118598
he actually did it the absolute madman
solid list too with some few exceptions

saw two paki girls in full-on ninja gear in Topshop the other day
like what the fuck you buying, binbags are from Wilko love

Just downloaded some farmfoods vouchers

>>78118668
get a bike and half your commute you retard

>>78118596
girls don't fart

>>78118668
licenseless runt

>>78118626
good to see BG2 and Deus Ex in the top 20. they're my favourite games.

>>78118578
shit list

>>78118686
Only retards drive bikes

>>78118691
We do though

>>78118628
agree with this sentiment except for:
>gta 5
>super mario 64
>cod 4
>the last of us

>tfw you remember lord of the rings and want to watch the films again but its like 10 hours of commitment

>>78118686
ahh yes biking in the rain what a genius you are sir

at least walking i can take a fucking umbrella

drive bikes everyday

>>78118713
be my gf

>>78118712
you ride bikes mate. fucking hell you're dense. enjoy your walk in the rain, mongoloid.

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>A list of games that literally aren't even that good and people just feel nostalgic about. They pretend the old games that they played were the best ever made as it makes them feel special and part of an exclusive club
>also I won't post any list of my own in order to shield myself from criticism

>>78118719
what about watching them up all cozy together? ;) x

going to order more free shaving kits and shampoo samples
just not sold on any one choice yet

>>78118722
i didnt mean specifically for today, dumbarse.

>>78118722
>he carries the virgin accessory

>>78118723
Euphemism for doing gay business

>>78118727
Nah y'all don't like yanks here.

>>78118740
from where

>>78118740
that's literally what secret santa is for mate

>>78118737
well gay

it's faster, cheaper and easier by bike

unironically want to sniff the gf's farts

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>Eggman has a gf now

And it looks like /shit/ has been BTFO

>>78118758
not a bender fuck off

>>78118735
cringe

off for a ride in my car lads

>>78118746
I have a bike you silly prat, but it doesn't help me in this instance does it? So your """"advice"""" is worthless

Think before you smash the keyboard you spaz

>>78118759
post face

>>78118778
Bender doth protest too much

>>78118759
right
FOY

>>78118769
i've been to denmarks highest hill lad i know your game
you can't pretend it works as well here

>>78118735
>He doesn't have any club to feel special about
LMAOing@urlife right now ahah

off to unicyle my motorcycle lads

>>78118773
oh yeah, she looks like a right catch
especially with those fucking hooks through her snout

>>78118772
eww. I do sniff my gf's arse though not gonna lie. I have a mild obsession with her bum

>>78118773
looks like a different person with hair

>>78118713
post bum

>>78118773
she looks like that nut-case porn slut who does too much anal.

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>cringe

>>78118785
why cant you ride a bike in the rain?

>>78118812
>>78118819
>>78118822
JELLY
E
L
L
Y

*thinks*
fusinkjoinego

Taking the segway to work

might start cycling again lads
>>78118822
charlotte sartre?

still trapped between my desire to join the labour party and the curse of being scottish, and thus having to deal with scottish labour rather than the infinitely more interesting british labour.

>Model Who Says She Was Kidnapped In Italy Was Seen Shopping With Her Alleged Captor

knew it was made up

>elect and pay politicians to speak on our behalf
>spend 100s of millions on a public vote with an obvious result instead
ah yes, democracy

hate bums, hate tits, hate fannies, hate thighs, hate feet.

love faces

simple as

>>78118831
I'll get DRENCHED because I can't take the umbrella. If I walk I'll stay 80% drier

the choice is obvious

SCREAMING at the thoguht that someone in this thread cant ride bicycle

>>78118863
Copenhagen syndrome innit

>>78118863
post willy and bum

>>78118863
viral advertising for Taken 4

>>78118839
i was complimenting him idiot

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>>78118818
I just miss her so much I'm not even thinking straight
have had a massive craving for her bum for 2 months, might finally see it in 2 days

>>78118880
>>78118879
starting to think everything in caps is a secret code

>>78118839
of what

*rigs up an umbrella to my bicycle*
*cycles 50 yards then takes off*

Would honestly post my willy and bum in this thread if it wouldn't result in a ban

Brexit should be cancelled
It's shaping up to be a disaster

>>78118880
alri

>>78118909
nah post them mate
*finger hovers over the janny button*
come on lad

>>78118909
post on /soc/ then link

i can't swim

>>78118896
why have you been waiting so long? LDR?

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spotted on my facebook

>>78118909
just post it on any adult board and link
or imgur
or the other millions of alternatives you have s m h

>>78118874
>read the ABC article on this
>But Mr Goodenough told the ABC he was worried about Senator Smith's bill because it did not address the issue of children, "more specifically the impossibility of having children without involving a third person, and related issues such as commercial surrogacy, reproductive technologies and the prospect of taxpayer funding of these services".
Imagine naming your family "Goodenough"

>>78118927
blacko.

With Brexit the British peasantry has elected to commit a mass suicide the likes of which hasn't been seen since the ancient pagan cults of antiquity

>>78118863
most girls have a kidnap fetish

>>78118927
dangerous and down right stupid

whats the point of all this
why do I post here every day
isn't even any good ballbusting OC any more

>>78118932
she's in an internship

>>78118927
I will teach you

>timothy byrne memes
END IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>78118935

>>78118938
>>78118926
just not the same lads

>>78118957
how do people reach this lack of self-awareness?

Attempting to cook battered fish in the George foreman

>>78118957
ROARING at this
as i do everytime

>>78118967
attention whore tease

>>78118976
right? imagine actually using that stupid flag filter

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>>78118980

eyes keep falling out of their sockets

>>78118961
ahh vale

mi novia vive en espana :(

I'M JUST A SUCKER FOR PAIN

>>78118957
screaming

>>78118951
only if i go in water

>>78118939
>naming your family
don't think it uhh
don't think it works like hat

THERE'S NO MORE

GIRLS IN

CALIFORNNNNNNNIA

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>>78118980

>>78118976
>>78118984
>>78119003
Eh-hem, you three look quite lovely.

anyone else here over 30? 31 now, probably the oldest here

>>78118957

lad knows not his misdoings

when im hungover i would eat a cheeky burger or fish
but ive been a veggie for 6 years
never liked fish in particular even
weird

*works like hat* (have a method)

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>>78118935
>it's real
>380 people like this

>>78119029
I am a 68-year-old Pakistani man.

>>78119010
In Jesus times they haven't invented surnames yet

i also love my gfs arse
i'm a man who's not afraid to lick out a (clean) bumhole

how can i learn to float

no matter what i do i just sink.

people say all you need to do is relax and it'll come naturally but when I'm not even thinking of anything i still sink

>>78119010
it did

>>78118980
>listening to the same songs for the last 20 years

literally me. can't bring myself to embrace any new music idk why

>>78119055
me but no 68 or pakistani

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the money team lads

reckon things will come to fruition

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morning lads

>>78119068
some people just sink cos of bone density or something
i can't do that star thing, i used to get told off and i failed my swimming course because i'm not naturally buoyant enough

why haven't they gone back and digitally added Martin Freeman to the lord of the rings films?

>>78119065
I want to do it but my gf is still a bit shy about her bumhole

I'm working towards it though

imagine if your last name was Name and you got knighted hahaha

>>78119010
someone originally had to come up with a last name.
I mean go for career ("Smith", "Thatcher") or patronage ("Johnson", "MacAlistair") or something but "Goodenough" is like only completing the multiple choice segment of an exam and then going home.

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The collected wit and wisdom of brexiteers.

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quick way to check if you're low test

>>78118996
damn
how do you feel about brexit?
any plans of taking her to live with you?
also is she employed? want to move there to obtain spanish citizenship (it's easy for us) and be part of the EU but I'm worried about unemployment

>>78119065
what's it like?

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>>78119077
>49-1

Alri?
Been thinking about how to improve my social standing in this strange country and I've come to the conclusion that I need a memorable catchphrase.
Any ideas?

>>78119103
shit, not euratom

>>78119117
48

>>78119089
floating is for fat women

literally says so here
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sportacademy/hi/sa/swimming/email_a_coach/newsid_3092000/3092416.stm

>>78119065
licking bumholes just seems genuinely unhygienic, even if its "clean"

>>78119107
according to that i am HT but i still can't grow a beard or have any hair on my chest

>>78119107
willies not go so many appendages

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Why is he so scary?

anyone know where I can rent some friends?

>>78119116
nice
bumholes like a little button
love bums

>>78119068
get fat
I could never do it in my slim days but it's easy now
also lightly use your arms to keep you afloat

>>78119065
what's the point of licking it out if it's already clean

>>78119065
good lad
>>78119136
worth the risk

old kanye was pretty lit

>>78119109
worried
the opposite, i want to live in spain
she's studying at uni at the moment

yeah the unemployment meme is real in spain. it's the main reason i'm not there already (along with the fact that my spanish isn't good enough yet)

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it's over lads

>>78119136
piss comes out of vaginas
mouths are gross and bacteria laden
it's all part of the deal init

>/brit/ moving this fast at 12pm

ah yes, the so-called school holidays

>>78119179
it's literally you that made this page, isn't it?

>>78119193
>piss comes out of vaginas
virgin detected

>>78119179
these are all fucking shit
whoever made them should be torn in half

give me a match ye tinder cunts

>>78119193
piss is sterile, dummy

Really don't feel like leaving my bed

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>>78119179

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>>78119179
NORMIES FUCK FOFFFFFF

>>78119205
don't you fucking dare suggest that i'm the unfunny normie twat that would mainstreamise tim

>>78119206
w-w-what?

>>78119194
i'm on my so called 'lunch hour'

>>78119193
piss is sterile
mouth bacteria isn't the same as fucking anal digestive shit bacteria
>gross
fuck off yank

what ever happened to bronies

>>78119165
hope you still post here when you finally live there
good luck x

>>78119212
Pay for boosts you pisscunt

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alright, 'ere's yer rockbusters for this week

this lad, uhh, likes takin' pills when theres thunder and lightning n that (S)

me dad's daughter likes playin' around in the snow, she likes 'avin a laff in the snow n that, what's gone on there (SS)

why is that fella shovin' shapes about? why's 'e doin that? (S)

When I lick the gf out these days I make my way a little bit further down every time

I've made it to the taint I just need to take that extra step and reach the bumhole

>>78119235
is google broken?

>>78119242
people stopped caring about them

>>78119265
hot

>>78119269
wee comes out of vaginas :(

>>78119248
gracias amigo :)

look forward to the day I'm on /brit/ and google genuinely is broken

>>78119242
sort of lost its momemtum. you can only do cute ponies for so long and keep people interested. show hasn't been good since the end of season 2 desu

>>78119252
not falling for their tricks
used to get heaps of matches before they introduced boosts

>>78119265
>When I lick the gf out
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>78119265
>taint
fuck off with this shit
it's called a gooch

>>78117899
>>78117899
>>78117899

NEW

Should I get Tinder?
I don't really have any photos of me saved anywhere besides saved on my mum's phone

people who use "me" instead of "my" unironically need to be shot

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... me Timothy James Byrne arriving in Preston ... 08 August 2017

>>78119029
I keep thinking I'm nearing 30 but I'm only 22

I WANNA KISS YOU
BUT I BETTER NOT TOUCH
(NOT TOUCH)
I WANNA HOLD YOU BUT MY SENSEI'S TELLING ME

>>78119287
two seperate holes though
one for wee
one for willies

Just installed the Duolingo app lads. Trips decides what language I learn.

>>78119325
STOP
POSTING
EARLY
THREADS

>>78119351
memrise is better

but learn welsh if you're sticking with duo

>>78118274
the show jumped the shark