How do I become Persian?

First step: drink arab semen
Second step: drink turk semen
Third step: worship small white cock
Fourth step: either roleplay as Zoroastrian or be a moderate shia

>>78112809
Wait. Isn't Turkey a Persian country?

>>78112821
nah we're the masters of (F)ersians but they get butthurt when we mention it

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>>78112842
Why do you insult your sultan?

>>78112956
>This has not been officially confirmed yet
Why are Amerimutts so retarded?

>>78112979
wew lad

>>78112842
lol at least there were shitton of persian scientists in the abbasid era , durkish ottomans didnt produce and build anything besides mosques and souks

>>78113047
Science is for nerd faggots

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>>78113070
This.

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>>78113047
literally all of """""islamic contributions to civilization""""" was done by greeks and persians

Being Persian myself modern Day Iran is fucking retarded. my family lost everything they had and escaped during the revolution.Christian and Jewish Persians both were exiled by the government and i lost a lot of my family who tried to escape too late.

>>78113252
the persians were muslims at that time retard

>>78113252
Does it matter? It's called the islamic golden age, not the arabic one, for a reason

>>78113296
ohh nooo poor jews wow I'm really concerned now

>>78113317
i dont think you understand

>>78112796
Why don't you just become a pothead? At least there'll be qties in the room and you don't have to dress like a middle aged wage slave

>>78113047
this is true. the whole reason the empire came into existence was a power vacuum in the middle east left by mongols. it doesn't matter if it was by mongols or anyone else though, fact is that islamic civilization couldn't stay in its golden age for all time. 1200-1300s is just about where it ended. then europe inherited that "spark" from them, which was the renaissance.

ottomans just picked up the pieces. they inherited the physical power from the broken islamic world, but not the spiritual. they were very powerful and successful, but always behind in technology to the west and never made any advances in it themselves.

>>78113340
what? that they were deceived into adopting islam? lmao why don't you go there and tell them that see what they think

>>78113411
their achievements was not due to them being muslim it was due to them being persian

>>78113490
and persians grew to like islam

>>78113658
> grew to like islam

>>78113252
Retard detected.

Greeks stole half their shit from the Phoenicians. Even their fucking mythology is a copy paste of Sumerian religion.

Fuck off. The only reason why we even bother giving the Greeks credit is because they're on the European continent.

>>78113911
the greeks adopted alot from phoenician culture but their work in logic and geometry was done by greek thinkers

>>78114069
That's what they want you to think.

In any case, a lot of the shit that the "Greeks" discovered was wrong. This would be corrected with the Arab Persian and Turkic thinkers of the IGA.

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>>78114164
> arab and roach thinkers

>>78114837
There were some great arab thinkers like Ibn Khaldoun

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>>78114850
> g*rm discussing thinking

>>78113658
Kek those persians were actually iranic peoples who lived in central asia/khorasan, most of them lived outside of what we call modern day iran.
They became some of the most zealous people when it came to islam.

>>78115330
Meant for>>78113490