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>>78110035
bonjour mes amis

Salutations amicales, amis Britanniques.

China is really big on electric cars eh
why are they so weird about some forms of pollution but not others? here's my theory: cars are a borgie form of transport and they shouldn't be adding to pollution
industrial production is for the proletariat and therefore restricting their pollution is not okay

Can I get your name?

>>78110080
dumb frenchie. take a shower already

>>78110035
oui oui le fromage le omlette le wine

>>78110095
>take a shower
You mean take a douche

zat is ze rarest gummy of zem all

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la chien

>>78110035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv7UJLOyERs

monsieur bobby

>>78110093
the chinese don't strike me as idealists. i think it's because they have electric car manufacturers in china that they want to give money to, and they don't regulate coal because it costs more money to do it clean

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>what are you looking at, anon?

>>78110121
would heem that dumb runt if he stared at me like that

this thread was early, we're in here

>>78110061
>>78110061
>>78110061

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fucking italians.

>>78110121
pretty sure this is japan, so they dogger's safe

>>78110152
yea nah get fuck

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British Empire resurrection when? Your colony needs a strong leader.

>>78110061
>>78110061
>>78110061

>>78110263
demeaning

can't remember the last time i saw a masculine /brit/izen, guess you're just sending over your females and numales

>>78110152
>>78110263

more posts in this thread
more posters in this thread

fuck off thick yank cunt

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>the fact that we buy honda civics more than any other car triggers the amerilard

screaming

>>78110354
like civics a lot. better than the 2 american cars ive owned

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me on the left

>>78110376
kek

Can i make a hedge with bamboo?

>>78110376
alri Raylin

slow

your roll

fuck me it's slow
where are the lads

>>78110405
you can do anything you put your mind to anon

any real niggaz in

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Wee wee j'adore le garcon chat

>>78110521
it's 4:30am here mate

the lads all gone to the club or something?

>>78110559
nah
think everyone went to bed

Should I go tell /cum/ to show up? It's kinda slow in there as well.

>>78110554
italy really is the future

>>78110579
ya'll rang?

>>78110576
fucking casuals

Desperately needed to sleep before work and when I managed to I woke up 30 mins later to do this poo I am doing
Shan't be drifting of again, pure fuming

is economic history a meme degree

>>78110615
yes. any history is retarded

>>78110623
Take that back.

>>78110623
b-but it contains some economics courses
(all micro, the worst economics.)

>>78110639
just do economics

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How did Brits successfully married old coutumes and modern technology?

>>78110588
No I didn't actually. You just kinda showed up. Typical American.

What's the difference between trolling someone and 'I was just pretending to be retarded!'

>he doesn't browse /brit/ for at least 12 hours per day

>>78110651
can't, shit at maths.

Still
STILL
S T I L L
fucking raining

swear to fucking god

>>78110653
would love to chuck myself off the shard

>>78110657
quite literally nothing. the latter is something someone who was successfully trolled will cry

rip benny harvey

Is there a more genuinely stupid board than /tv/?

trying to think of one

>>78110689
/pol/

>>78110694
reddit

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yank hours?

>>78110670
Be happy, at least you don't face heat wave.
It's f*cking horrible and I seriously think about moving out to Québec or some cold country

Spliff tasting an AWFUL LOT like doritos lads...

>>78110734
yeeeeeeeeeee heeeee heee heeeee

>>78110668
Practice innit
It's worth it

50 shades of nigger

has that chink nuked the yanks yet?

>>78110779
too late now, wouldn't meet the entry requirements anyway.

Not too sure if these Jesuit folk can be trusted completely lads.....................................................................................................................................

do you parlay voo French mate?

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Love for everyone!

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Need brown gf

*saunters into /brit/*
Shadilay lads

>>78110797
would you be happy?

>>78110841
>>>/pol/britpol

clicked on a spam email a couple days ago and then deleted it, downloaded nothing, and got a trojan. how are these exploits still working? you'd think they'd fix them

>>78110862
>>>/pol/brit/pol

>>78110405
It wouldn't last long.

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>>78110824

Fixed

>>78110850
No

>>78110882
cunt

Thinking of cooking cream stew tomorrow lads

>>78110867
cookies. mong

>>78110872
me on the right

Am I tough enuss—tough enough? Hell yes I'm tough enough.

FUCKING HELL
not only did i just drink from my pissbottle, but i've noticed i've actually been pissbottling in a half full bottle of juice instead of the empty one*, meaning i'm also out of juice.

*i don't use transparent bottles for obvious reasons.

every day i tell myself I will get to sleep around 1am so i don't feel so shit in the day and every night i have no interest in going to sleep

i am trapped in a cycle as round as the rings under my eyes

>>78110850
Not really that arsed. Would prefer them to miscalculate and nuke France instead though.

>>78110552
need to see karen doing a wee wee

>>78110824
good post

>>78110888
VERY good post

flat earth is real

>>78110740
english people love hazardous levels of sunlight
we fucking LOVE it

>>78110894
cookies aren't executable, so they can't function as trojans
mong

>>78110903
state
sort it out

/r/incels is open again

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>>78110821
>parlay voo

cute :3

>>78110903
>pissbottle
Hope this post is satire

>>78110903
why would anyone have a piss bottle

are you genuinely too lazy to walk the bloody toilet

NK is gonna nuke Guam

Interesting choice by young kim

>>78110904
How dark

>>78110908
I need change in my life so i like to think it wouldnt impact me (flyover), but it'd probably be pretty fucked up.

>>78110908
>Missing Guam and hitting France
Brainlet

>>78110927
pdfs aren't executable either. do you think you can't get one from a pdf?

>>78110904
grim. go to sleep lad

>>78110945
You know where you are right

Business idea: Adopt a starving african child and feed them nothing but sausages

>>78110945
Walk the bloody toilet? Hardly walk the dog mate

a place with a stupid fucking name like Guam deserves to be nuked

>>78110958
pdfs allow embedded javascript. you can disable that in your preferences. you shouldn't pretend to know about things you don't. cookies are literally just bits of data, they can't magically start running

ex and I have been texting about how much we miss each other
feel like pure shit, just want her back x

2bh

>>78110935
i fucking wish it was, i've got a mouth full of stale piss taste and nothing to wash it down with.

>>78110945
i need to piss like every 20-30 minutes.
did you know they actually sell pissjugs?

>>78110956
never heard of guam until an hour ago, could be in the north pole for all i know.

wish there was a feature that you could set a lower limit on IQ for people to be able to reply to your posts. tired of having to explain stuff to b'lets

>>78110947
big kim really fucked it, guam's only got like 100k people in it, might as well nuke fargo or spokane

i mean yeah it's got a lot of military importance for the US but if it got nuked i'm sure a shit tonne of countries could help fill in the gaps, NK's not gonna last much longer

>>78110979

Boo

Business idea: Take my bloody toilet out for a walk

sexting with a random Kik slut again, cybercheating on the gf

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True kino right here

>>78110972

Nonce twat

This was one of my hardest week guys. As a longtime lurker, who is just too shy to write on Reddit, this was hell. No blackpill when I needed it the most.

I work in a fast food place at a drive-in so I see everyone between obese incels and hungry chads with their Stacy diet mode gfs.

I just had a car full of Stacys who ordered a pile of salads with their high society extra wishes. As they were made ready, Stacys drive around the corner to pay at my register. In the moment they saw me, they started to screech: "I'm not going to eat something this guy handed me" and drove away. My manager comes around to check what's going on and asking me what happened.

Apparently it was my fault. It wouldn't be my looks it was just my appearance. So I gotta pay 25$ for some suicide fuel. Fill up please!

>>78111017
>>>/g/61809203

>>78110997
Get yourself a uridom and a big stash of bags. Works exacly like a catheter but you put it on like a johnny rather than having to shove anything down your japs eye.

>>78110997
>i need to piss like every 20-30 minutes.


fucking hell, why

>>78110982
Guamingham

business idea: piss myself in university tutorials so i can be excused for like half an hour to go find another pair of trousers, thereby avoiding the fucking suicide inducing tedium of group learning.

>>78110982
*nukes the isle of man*

>>78110997

the fucking STATE

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>>78110903
Just pee out the window or something, dude. Good grief.

>>78111037
probably diabetic fromm his obesity
a vile abnormie

love nips
love freedom chinks
love freedom gooks
hate commie chinks
hate commie gooks

simple as

>>78111002
Le yanks are so ignorant of the worldz

>pissbottles
didn't know I shared a general with such cretinous vermin

>>78111065
groundbreaking stuff

>>78110987
>cookies are literally just bits of data, they can't magically start running
that's literally what a pdf is. do you think pdfs can run on their own?
some of the biggest email trojans ever have been from cookies. there was a vulnerability in ie 5 and 6 which allowed a malicious cookie to be set that could then read or set other sites cookie values. you can put any text strings into a cookie that can be run.
arrogant fucking retard. you shouldn't pretend to know about things you don't.

>>78110139
those scrawny leggs

>>78111094
good post

>>78110987
bad post

>>78110139
That jew nose

>>78110139
alri dobs

>>78111111
CHECKED

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>when you accidently piss in your cum bottle

>>78111111
thanks forbposting in thi thread so i didnt have to look for your post

>>78111111
good repeating integers at the end of your post number

think got seenzoned by that girl lads, honestly so relieved hahaha

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>when you accidentally shit in your spit bottle

>>78111113
that's not a jewish nose

>>78111035
Sounds like the kind of thing that could raise questions if noticed. Since they're not transparent, the pissbottles are easy to hide.

>>78111037
Not the slightest idea.

>>78111054
I don't think the landlord would appreciate being drenched with piss as he comes to do an inspection.
I'll keep that for the last day.

>>78111111
Good repeating digits friend

going for a swim now, bye

>>78111148
t. Goy

>offensive stuff getting censored by social platforms all the time now

i miss the days of the internet where it was like the wild west and normies were rare

>>78111159
Bye take pics x

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>You will never be a comfy Mongol sitting in a comfy Mongolian village with your comfy Mongolian buddies playing comfy Mongolian music
Feelsbadman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37LJrjQRw3Q

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Eggman has a girlfriend why don't you?

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>>78111111

>>78111156
>Not the slightest idea.

your diet is shit right
how many sugarey drinks per day lad

>>78111173
>le wild west le fuck rules xdddDD
The wild west was a terrible place

>>78111173
replace normies with emo and you could've had your wish granted
no rerolls

>>78111197
cuck

>>78111197
*spits into my spittoon*
mind repeating that, pal?

>>78111213
cis

>>78111216
Dint think they said pal

Been eating food lately lads
Fear that I may be on the path to becoming a fatty...

>>78111192
Depends a lot, anything from none to 4-6.
Don't think it's 'beetus though, I've had blood tests done for other reasons and I'd assume they'd have noticed

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>>78111197

>>78111025
are they actually happy?

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>>offensive stuff getting censored by social platforms all the time now
>i miss the days of the internet where it was like the wild west and normies were rare

>>78111188
Don't want one

>>78111235
you still look skinny to me

>>78111233
pardon me "pardner", but back in montana we all said pal

>>78111237
doesn't need to be
but evidently you're on your way there

sort it out

>>78111261
sure about that bub?

>>78111242
Seems like it
I know I'm happiest when I'm in the middle of nowhere for a few days

why aren't I getting any matches lads

Pretty sure the cowboys said mate

wish i lived in the wild west

>>78111279
It's cuz ur ugly

>>78111279
i hacked your phone and replaced your photos with pictures of me.

>>78111281
what makes you think that

yeehaw mate

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>>78111273
yup

bf's STILL upset after i made mac and cheese??
well screw him

>>78111279
are you being yourself in the pics?

business idea: replace the bottles of lucozade sport at work with bottles of piss and give them out to cyclists

>>78111310
bit cheeky that

did i mention that i fucking hate cyclists

>>78111310
Tastes about the same

>>78111295
most australian post itt

>>78111237
mate just go to a doctor about it, if nothing else it stops you keeping piss bottles under the bed

business idea: eat all the food in the house and sit in physical pain for 5 hours

>>78111328
No you did not
Go on

>>78111331
t. Poleaboo's old roommate

>>78111328
But why

Bon jour lads

>>78111328
um slow your roll?

>>78111354
bonjour nuit

cyclists?
dont like them lad simple as

>>78111354
Bonjourno to you too

>>78111309
sames pics I used when I used to get a lot of matches

>>78111378
Maybe it's a dry spell

its not delivery its bonjourno

flat earth is real

>>78111354

Wee parley vous le English?

>>78111384
Very grim and boring
Reckon he did you a favour with them planes

god can you imagine living with poley

like
not just past-poley who planted spycams or pissed in your drinks
I mean modern poley who sits in the lounge playing anime shite all day whilst stinking like all trannies do
then he dresses like a child in some ill fitting clothes and goes to work in a call centre

I feel sorry for his family

*cycles into the thread*
Slow your roll!

>>78111409
Grim

>>78111384
fascinating

good on trump for standing up to those norks anyway

>>78111409
Don't understand why his dad hasn't beaten him to death yet

>>78111405
EHHHHH wee wee me amee

>>78111388
reckon they changed the algorithm to sell more boosts
also seem to run out of likes much quicker

>>78111409
ANGLO'D

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>>78111406
Kind of like the new one

>>78111433
what a scam
better off paying a prostitute

watching transexual piss fetish videos. not gay or got a stiffy though.

>>78111459
Peng

>>78111459
>let's just put a big pole on the top and say it's 1776 feet
kek

somtimes i watch straight porn
not hetero just like the guys
IMAGINE being hetero and having to watch old ugly man penises everywhere lmao

>>78111491
what the fuck is significant about 1776 anyway

reckon id be a right cunt in the future
would probably get a cheeky prozzie in when the missus is out and all that

>>78111459
True actually looks better then those grey blocky abominations. Good old bin Laden did us a favor.

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wish i was an australian furry

>>78111513
(You)

>>78111504
that's why god gave us lesbian porn

used to think cowboys were aussies 2bh

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>>78111513
runescape

>>78111513
Number of knobs your mom slobbed last year

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>>78111546
they are

australians and western canadians (mostly albertans) are the true cowboys, yank cowboys are fake

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>>78111554
Runescape

love how much Christianity triggers people

well good evening
bit late out
real nigga hours is it

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>>78111585
Well what do ya know....

>>78111572
reeeee why dont we have them

>>78111572
What province are you from, bro? Usually people from outside Alberta laugh at the cowboy stereotype

>>78111585
4am is realest nibba hour

>>78111604
i was born in bc but i live in alberta

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but i dont want to take him ooout

>>78111597
thanks
I'd deleted that image

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>>78111573
>Praise Kek

>>78111625
.. For what reason

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>So Anon we heard you hate the gothic lolita lifestyle and culture, is this true?

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Edmonton

>>78111572
>Canadian tries to claim relevancy

fucking screaming. yeah man, canadians are the true cowboys

>>78111618
Ah, so you understand how the horses just about outnumber the cows and how everybody over the age of 30 tucks in their shirt to show off their belt buckle.

>>78111618
Montana boy here, howdy neighbor

>>78111644
no

>>78111644
ye

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>>78111646
complete shithole outside of the city centre and strathcona

t. live in edmonton

>>78111646
Shithole

>>78111644
Yes. You all look like depressed Tim Burton china-dolls and It's creepy.

>>78111644
never heard of it but yeah probably would hate it

Do you know Milan Lucic?

>>78111667
>>78111678
what's wrong with it

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Good book, definitely activates the almonds

>>78111688
4U
>>78111667

just want to be an advisor in election campaigns for the new zealand labour party

>>78111689
beverly/clareview and millwoods are basically canadian detroit, and the rest of the city is just suburbs and shopping centres

>>78111681
>So Anon I just heard you abusing my fellow gothic lolita friends, please stop. WE JUST WANT PEACE!

Fuck Trump.

>>78111698
>>78111688
yeah that's me x

just remembered when people use to say 'rawks my sawks' online, dis my bloody tree in.

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>>78111731
Come home

would you be ok with dying like a hero young, or would you rather just be alive still?

guess you wouldnt really know, but some people wantto leave a legacy.

Just reading about that welles crowther lad that kept saving people in the world trade center and then died

>>78111710
>>78111689
plus it also regularly gets to -40c in the winter, we've been the coldest city on earth several times

XD

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>>78111714
I don't know what to tell you, lady. These people just walked up and asked me how I felt and then I told them and now you're mad at me and I don't know what's going on at all.

>>78111710
Ate at an Austrian restaurant of all things there that was fucking bomb. Wish I could remember the name

nice bits of canada:
ontario outside of toronto
vancouver
french canada
maritimes

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>>78111769
>vancouver

all of bc's nice except the northern prairies

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>>78111761
>excuse me mr CANTadian please show some respect to the advanced and sophisticated culture that is gothic and in toen lolita

recycle threads
>>78110061
>>78110061
>>78110061
>>78110061
for when this one dies

>>78111737
i reward you with one internet

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>>78111769
I liked Vancouver.
Stanley Park was gorgeous

>>78111796
more than 20 posts early lad

>>78111809
THE GAME ahahahaha you raff you ruse

then it all turned into /pol/ tier white supremacy, what happened here

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>>78111790
I-I was just being honest. Pls no bully.

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crazy that they were finding bodies years later under the rubbish and that still hundreds of people have never been found or identified.

what a weird terrorist attack this was

>>78111827
i know but it's not a new thread and we can't have people making even more /brit/s

>>78111847
The ultimate belly flop

>>78111847
BY GOD HE'S GOING FOR THE ELBOW DROP

>>78111847
aye, terrorist attack. baddun it was. aye.

>>78111847
It never even happened

Up early ready for a 6am flight what's your excuse?

>>78111895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCMaNmLhnSc

>>78111894
thats true. i dont know one person that knows one person that died in it. and im from New York

dunno if i believe it anymore now that you mention it

>>78111094
then refer to the post where i said they shouldn't have those vulnerabilities anymore. your lack of comprehension of computers doesn't change the fact that cookies are static
>>78111111
kys

>>78111917
2,000 something out of 8 million
Hmm really makes me question things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFkYoT5Gezo
choon desu

>>78112019
>muh 2 gorillion

>>78112059
Go ahead and delete this before everyone sees how dumb you are Seamus

Does anyone know how to get to the lake? (The lake)

>>78112119
it's east of here

>>78112119

Head to Willywag way, take a left at the tallywacker junction go past tallywacker ave and take a left at cuntincock lane, that will take you right there.

aye

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Jolly morning everyone, God Save The Queen.


t. Finland

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>>78112719

Good post, god save the Queen and the Finnish king?