/brit/

>>78107012
jesus christ

anime and whatnot

I'm 5'11 and I don't feel the least bit bad about it

actually feel pretty alpha most of the time

>>78107029

And your point is?

>>78107012
cringe

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/cum/ + /brit/

>>78107068
is he ok?

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laying in bed
feel on the verge of crying

>>78107068
did s/he dead

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>>78107108
same

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>>78107012
OwO what's this fellow Kekistani?

>>78107108
youre in for a ride

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KsljBj3UEI

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anime

>>78107104
>>78107115
nah all good now thanks

>>78107129
me and the lads

really tempted to watch porn at work

why is it that 90% of the webms i see of black people beating eachother up are from jamaica

>>78107129
i have no idea what's going on in this webm

>>78107108
>>78107116
I can't cry
how do you do it

https://www.spectator.co.uk/2017/05/whether-you-look-at-leaders-or-voters-labour-is-now-the-stupidest-party/
screaming

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>>78107089
:333

>>78107068
Holy fuck! is he ok?

really need a gf to help me do my anal cleanses 2-3x a week, i can't reach back there and my mum is tired of doing it for me

'booty on fire' is the funniest video I've watched in years

Is the Brody gimmick here to stay or a passing fad?

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>still being able to cry
get a load of these normoids

>>78107129
can an american please explain this mating ritual to me

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aNIME

post the best arse

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the chad stance

really don't mind if you watch hentai as long as it's not noncery
you can fuck right off if you watch anime though
>>78107193
yes just a scratch>>78107141

>at my grandads funeral I just stood silently, didn't say a word to anyone, even while family members were crying
>cried my eyes when I got home

what did I mean by this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8nrF5aXPlQ

really do like them saffers accent

>>78107223
ok thanks for clearing up your stance

sam hyde seems like the type that would be a cunt in person

>>78107178
let me guess who wrote this; toby young? ed west?

>>78107228
ur a pretty big buy

>>78107228
everyone deals with grief differently

>>78107129
Hilarious

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>>78107212
una vela...
>>78107245
no problem x

>>78107205
its a jamaican ting ya get me

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>>78107220

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>chung fence, m'bumbaclart

imagine being autistic in Brazil

>>78107178
Never liked the spectator.
(I mean, it's true that Labour voters are thick, but the spectator reminds me of the kind of wanker kid who becomes a hall monitor and takes the authority vested in him very seriously, even when completely arbitrary.)
What I'm saying is that I'd like to convince the chav kids to beat up Toby Young. Again.

All this dry cereal is scrubbing up me bowels

>>78107246
deffo
>>78107228
i only cry when i feel sad for myself
is that narcissistic?

HIS HEIGHT BEGINS
WITH
A
5

>>78107312
6ft with shoes

>>78107312
>his post number ends with singles

>>78107312
I know you are but what am I

>>78107311
yes

>>78107332
fucked it

my two nans died when I was like 6 and 10,too young to cry really.

havnt had a significant death since my friend a few years ago. Not sure how i'll react when one finally rolls along

>>78107312
my height begins with a 1 actually lol

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>>78107178
Carl also found that the highest association between mean IQ and vote share was with the Lib Dems.

>>78107228
Same. Cried my eyes out in the shower before going to the funeral, just stood there during. Ironically I felt more narcissistic for doing that, felt like I was acting out for cameras unseen.

Lanklet genocide when?

i'm 5'8 and not insecure about it in the slightest

Hearing someone say 'I'm 5'1'1' reminds me of kids who say 'yeah I'm 12 and 11 months'

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

I ain't clicking that shit nigga

>>78107355
same
3 of my grandparents died by the time i was 11
no idea how i'll be when the last one pops

My mate almost got stabbed in the street and the fucking spastic dropped the knife by accident

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyYQJPSZ_bk

>>78107373
Wannabe tyrant

>>78107374
do you reckon people should round down to the nearest foot

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>>78107377

>>78107379
>>78107355
same until recently. it was pretty tough but now i worry I'm used to it and won't react with any emotion the next time

>>78107332
Haha Czech em

>>78107404
You're either 5 or 6, simple as that.

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>>78107407

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Got into an altercation at work with my manager and reported him to HR.

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>>78107228

>had quite a few family funerals
>felt nothing

It makes me feel like a shit admiting it but honestly none of them felt like a big deal, even though i was very close to my grandad. Everyone deals with things differently at the end of the day there isnt really anything you can do so you've just got to go with it.

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I haven't left my apartment in so long
all I do is drink and order takeaway food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMK0prafzw0

>>78107379
>>78107408
atleast i've never seen my dad cry so hopefully I won't be that type either

Just how powerful is North Korea? Are we underestimating them? America lost to rice farmers with pitchforks and a few aks, NK has slightly more advanced technology than that.

>left for work at 7am
>got home from work at 8pm
>still have a bit of work to do

Ah so this is real life huh?

>>78107228
same happened to me and grandma
i didnt even cry that much by myself, i just sort of ever confronting myself about that fact shes gone hahaha

It's normal to see slavs as some kind of second class humans?

>>78107373
the virgin techbro
>whines anonymously through notes
the chad SJW
>fires and censors who he wants and laughs about it

>>78107434
i can honestly relate 100% (6 months ago back in uni)

>>78107360
Probably because lib Dems are the middle class party, the middle classes are made up by professions, and therefore you have to be somewhat intelligent to be part of it.

>>78107454
>i just sort
*skipped
guess it's how i coped

>>78107445
unbelievably strong, they will devastate planet earth within seconds

>>78107445
>America 50 years ago is the same as now!!!!

>>78107446
move to a country with workers rights
the yank working class gets abused quite frankly

>>78107458
>says the South American

can't stop laughing at how the Lib-Dems were so indecisive it took them several times to come up with a name when they merged with the SDP
Social Democratic Party-Liberal Alliance > Social and Liberal Democrats > The Democrats > Liberal Democrats

>>78107363
>felt like I was acting out for cameras unseen.
yea :////

>>78107458
yes of course

>>78107445
it doesn't matter how powerful how people are when you can flatten their entire country in a day

that said they have a great land army, one of the biggest and probably most disciplined in the world

>tfw 4chan brits are so edgy that they will literally celebrate if americans get nuked

happening in cheadle, several confirmed dead, check sky news

>>78107440
heard my dad crying like a week ago . earth shattering

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the lib dems went from paddy ashdown, charles kennedy and nick clegg to tim farron

>>78107479
i make 63k. im not working class

>been raining heavily for literally like a week and a half

what the actual fuck, getting annoying now. The constant sound of heavy rain on my windows in august is pissing the shit out of me

\(*W*)/

>>78107533
where do you think we are

>>78107533
But it's summer time and lollipops lad

If this post gets a reply within 0 seconds then the US gets nuked next year

>>78107555
alri

>>78107524
Nick Clegg was the point of decline desu. Kennedy was a saint.
Orange Bookers killed the Liberal Democrats.

>>78107506
yeah good lol
hope the bourgie fucks get it good and hard

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The gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHUV8QLpEAc

it's here

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why do brits fuck sheep?

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Ladies the gentlemen the highest grossing world war film of all time

>>78107533
it's been glorious like all day today. you thick?

>>78107565
Hello /v/

>>78107571
it's the welsh

>>78107556
dumbass lmao

>>78107532
not even that much, especially if you're working 50+ hours a week

>>78103514
Which one of you paddys is this?

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>>78107573
capekino

seen any good kino recently?

>>78107386
underrated post

>>78107578
not in derby it hasn't

>>78107592
They are 100% going to off themself

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>>78107588
Alri lad

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>>78107595
hmmm try again sweaty xx

>>78107108
>>78107116

why lads?

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*bailando starts playing*

>>78107578
mate im already angry at the weather do not pull this on me

obviously I live somewhere else

>>78107605
escape from L.A.

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>>78107605
dunkino

>>78107445
america spends $700 billion a year on its military its fucking huge

>>78107592
Do feel sorry for dysphoric people. Very unfortunate condition and worse still they have it today when it can be exacerbated by the cultural atmosphere and humoured by surgeons.

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MENTIONED

>>78107628
that's just people who like to take the piss out of the welsh

>>78107643
BTFO

>>78107632
realised how in love with my fwb I was
now she doesn't want to see me again

Never been outside Newcastle
Never been on a plane
Never been on a train
Never been to Waitrose or M&S or other poof shops

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thoughts on the iliad?

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>>78107632
arguing with my parents
scared of the future
don't know how to get a job

>>78107599
>Not that much

Literally never siad it was, but its certainly not working class

The exact same job in the UK pays 20k less though in a more expensive area

>>78107643
Huh. Coincidences are weird.
*Goes back to reading the tabloids*

>>78107643
Only recently learned that Diana wasn't even a real royal, just some hanger on who married in.

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>>78107643

>>78107665
Eh, just a woman, friends are what matter

>>78107677
literally me

>>78107672
Achilles was a dick

Dubs and we'll wake up to America being obliterated by the glorious DPRK

>>78107672
it's alright

paul blart mall cop

>>78107445
america did lose to rice farmers but its still a bit disingenuous to say it without acknowledging the ROE

in total war (non-nuclear) without regard for civ casualties america can easily kerb stomp any country on the planet

russian tanks and chinese zergs give them a bit of bother but ultimately would be defeated

>>78107677
take a law course, enquire for internships/job placements at big firms afterwards, if you have any links/job placement through school or university follow them up

best seasons of south park lads?

>>78107707
Mong

>>78107597
If I'm such a dumbass then how do I know this post is going to be a yank?

>>78107776

>>78107637
I once heard a rumor that he doesn't shower frequently and that fans who encountered him say he stinks

why does the UK still do dealings with Israel when its a rogue apartheid state?

>>78107680
cool

>>78107727
4 - about 12

business idea: all world conflicts settled by chess matches

>>78107739

We created them

>>78107738
woulnd't mind having a sniff of his sweaty musk

>>78107753
russia and israel would win forever

>>78107738
>>78107769

some say his smegma is a rare delicacy on a small island off of fiji

god I love this general

Business idea: give me money

>>78107643
>>78107643
>>78107643
>tfw everyone knows m16 had her killed because she liked a muslim

>>78107732
>>78107732
>>78107732
>>78107732

OH SHIT

>>78107680
cool

>>78107727
4 - about 12 or 13

seasons 10-11 are peak

>>78107763
we also created palestine, doesn't seem like we care much about them

>>78107640
probably spends trillions desu
remember the pentagon "lost" 6 trillion quid before

>>78107532
the working class is anyone who performs wage-labour for a living sweetie x

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>>78107732

>>78107740
>cool
hahahah ffs

2nd pearl harbour followed by massive overreaction incoming

>>78107789
I mean, I'm not saying don't fall in love with whoever you want. But given her status and everything was she fucking dizzy mogging off with some random muslim in the fucking 90s

she must have been fucking daft

>>78107774
business idea development: the chess matches would have to be played by the leaders of the countries, with two weeks preparation time allowed.

>>78107822
thought people were generally indifferent to muslims before 9/11

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>>78107821
>get attacked
>retaliate
OMG STOP OVERREACTING AMERICA

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>>78107873
>get attacked

>>78107867
Willy?

Who here /WW3/?

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thoughts?

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>>78107797

We care about whoever its in our interest to care about, it just so happens its currently Israel and Palestine is in second place atm.

>>78107883
are you thinking of gulf of tonkin?

>>78107862
*considers my stance*

hmmm
regardless I still think it would look bad for the royal family in the royal familys eyes if she married a muslim, since her kids would always be princes with a muslim step dad while she would likely have custody of them

>>78107220
why is his ankle so small

just took some n acetyl cysteine and some vitamin c lads

Is Churchill someone that's admired/hated here?

>>78107911
yeah instead it looks a lot better for them having all this conspiracy surrounding her "accidental" death

4chan is too addictive. I've been here for too long.

>>78107940
Don't like Churchill

>>78107883
retatd

>>78107953
how long

heard any good violin pieces recently?

kind of want to get nuked lads

really wish the UK was in range, would love it if you got nuked because you're our allies, but all a bunch of fucking dickheads

>>78107953
same
I basically do nothing else but browse here

>>78107984
*tings a bow at your head*
listen to that you cunt

>>78107986
NEED britain to launch an icbm onto my bollocks

>>78107940
hate him. utter cunt.

>>78107948
I think you're being sarcastic but plausible deniability is a thing

in the real world no one actually thinks they had her murdered, its considered an accident
personally I think theres only like a 20% chance she was intentionally killed

doing a watch of cold war nuclear holocaust films

>>78108011
hello pajeet
have a nice poo on the streets today?

>Joseph Nicolosi, the modern father of the torture known as ex-gay therapy, has died.

has he tried just not being dead

>>78107940
great guy

lots of nazi apologists on here though, but any patriotic brit should hold the man in the highest regard

>>78108031
not a pajeet

starting to think i need a gf

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>>78107940

>Truman:"they may expect a rain of ruin from the air, the like of which has never been seen on this earth"
>Trump: "they will face fire and fury the likes of which this world has never seen"

>>78108038
in 100 years people will look back at how we demonized revolutionary scholars like him in shame

>>78107977
>>78108011
Is it because of reasons mentioned in >>78108041?

>>78107940
love him, simple as

*dies*

>>78108038
cool tweet

>>78107984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sVqGYXBVG0

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>>78108038

>>78107953
At least 7 years, browsing practically everyday

>>78108065
no, because he sent the army to repress striking workers in britain, gassed iraqis and let millions of indians starve

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40803431

>Most of the buildings in Dunkirk were destroyed by wartime bombardment, so the street scenes in the film were shot in Malo-les-Bains.

>les bains

whats going on with the norks then?

>>78107981
Woops>>78108083

went to like 5% of my lectures in my final year

ffs lol

Extra police patrols are being deployed in Belfast after a series of attacks on officers, cars and property by youths in nationalist areas of the city.

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>>78108100
TELL ME ABOUT BAINS
WHY DOES IT WEAR LES MASK

>>78108020
the entire thing drips of infidelity and subterfuge. then, coincidentally after all of this increasingly public separation, she dies in the most conveniently timed accident the world has ever seen.

>only like 20% chance

a 20% chance that the royal family had a member murdered for her actions is fucking enormous.

>>78108065
No, because apart from what
>>78108099
mentions, he also suggested a number of stupid military ideas that either did or would have killed a lot of brits/commonwealthers

>>78108100
Old meme, lad.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Germanwings+Flight+9525

cant stop sharting

>>78108121
still, we can speculate but since we don't have evidence we just have to occams razor it

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>>78108131

Lads, I am in West London. How fucked I am if North Korea and the US decide to nuke the hell out of each other?

>>78108152
what is wrong with yanks

>>78108119
I still dont get why retards here want the 6 counties back. Both nationalists and unionists are fucking crazed animals.

>>78108153
>Lads, I am in West London
Nuclear holocaust could only improve your circumstances.

>>78108112
only this board?

*wipes my arse with the star spangled banner*

>>78108153
fine, Nork missiles cannot reach the UK and they'd be shot down before they arrived anyway

>>78108142
>>78108194

love coming to 4chan to read reddit and twitter posts awesome

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who /normoid/ here?

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just let in a few more pakis

>>78108183
I am right next door to Northolt RAF base, so that's why I am shitting myself at the moment.

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>norks will be the flashpoint of a nuclear war, forever ending my chances of ever being with a female

>>78108223
doxxed

>>78108216
normie enough not to waste my time on an autist quiz

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>>78106490
>>78106798
just searched a full fucking HOUR for this video because i deleted it from my bookmarks for some reason
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5700339ce7033

how fortunate of /brit/ to get the good side of my unbridled autism (most of the time)

>>78108223
>>78108231
can u all stop being overdramatic
there's reddit if you want to screech about OMG TRUMP WW3

>>78108231
your chances of being with a female ended the moment you left your mother's vagina

if you fawn over so called "loli" you're just a paedo right?

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>>78108265
N-no

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I cry myself to sleep most nights because no qt gf.

Chicken-legged numales seem to get plenty but I have had none.

All I want is 1 (one)

FREE

>>78108275
yes

t. from a country that coined the word loli

>>78108265
what if he was a cesarean

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>>78108262

>>78108294
...become a chicken legged numale?

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Nork Korea are Soviet pals

>>78108316
ah yes, the virgin birth

>>78108275

Depends, that phoenix bloke loved loli's but did everything in his power to ensure their purity and stop that group of pedos from taking advantage of them.

>>78107066
its canned now the new fake countdown thing.

it would be funny when a slightly rude word would come up at random 10 even 20 years ago.

when it occurs every episode on the celebrity countdown thing wth jimmy carr its obvious they picked the order of the letters beforehand.

before it would be fart or something that would be believeable to come up as a random word in the letter mix but these sentences are plain as day set up for the unfunny jimmy carr spinoff.

shame really.

Sweden

>>78108336
biblical

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th' spliff lads

>tfw hoping gril i went on a couple of dates with stops replying and doesnt want to see me again

wonder what's going on in my head haha

>>78108381
Unimpressive spliff desu

>>78108394
FONT

Dubs for Yaweh

hash spliffs

http://www.strawpoll.me/13662192

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I dont get it

Y'all want a single

>>78108330
Couldn't do it, mate. Actually could not cope with life as one of those vile creatures. Not even ironically.

>>78108456
used to be called chucks

>>78108456
haha gets funnier the more you post it... NOT

>>78108294
> Chicken-legged numales
Do you mean like chicken walkers in Star Wars?

>>78108456
chuck's cuck and tuck

>>78108456
chuck's feed and seed doesn't flow as well as sneed's feed and see
alternatively: chuck's fuck and suck

>>78108481
its a meme you stupid NEET cunt

>>78107435
Ninja repping the ol' Cara +1

Just messaged a match on tinder, wish me luck lads

can't tell whether to transfer into a meme degree or drop out

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>>78108544
gl xx

>>78108529
memes are literally overused jokes
NOT funny runtoid

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>>78108544
I'll wish you fuck instead

some 1/10 spotty mong just messaged me on tinder, shan't be replying to that walking halloween costume