hamdog edishaan
early wanker
>>78105531
this is NOT a CPC-approved /brit/ edition
Test cricket.
YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HAMDOG
fantastic thread
yanks already lost in korea once dont know why it wouldnt happen again
indulging in some ear food this fine evening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2M9VcslBVY
mediocre thread
Most aesthetic marketing
>yanks are about to get drafted to die for le god emperor
100% sure the ZIKA virus was manufactured by the American Elites to kill off latinos.
>new heather
sick
flat earth is real
>>78105579
We will break their little bones
>>78105596
>>78105563
>>78105597
why do you think britain wouldn't go in with us?
>>78105596
all drinks in glass bottles are great shame there's only like 1 shop in the city that does them and they import them from lebanon or somewhere
just nuke north korea now, kill them all
i'll sleep like a narcoleptic LOG tonight
>>78105641
like fuck we would
>>78105626
you wont break shit son you dont know how to throw a punch
>>78105669
i'm sure you'll be dialed up so they can ask your thoughts on the issue
>>/int/ 50 years ago
>all drinks in plastic bottles are great it's so easy to deal with and so much lighter and if you drop it it doesn't break shame there's only one place in the city and the import the newfangled stuff from the big city
what a qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABn-J-t_3iY
well you know except for the thoughts of impending war
but tingles happen to be effective in spite of those
Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King
>>78105687
stuff tastes better from glass
we all say north koreans are brainwashed
....but what if we're just as brainwashed as they are?
doing a read of LOTR to cleanse my soul from the filth of modern fantasy
watch your tongue
*flicks it*
State of this frog desperately seeking attention on here 24/7
Would be funny if it weren't so sad
>fantasy
best way to spot a nerd
>>78105716
woah........
does /brit/ wear the same trainers every day?
>>78105716
justice for juarez
turns out, it were a lil' monkey fella
>>78105698
this is not heather feather
>>78105641
will be supporting the DPRK if that happens x
Hmm. Really got to stop trusting the boss that he will be on time. Fuck this.
some days you wake up and your race just feels really nice, tight, clean and smooth
>>78105754
no I have 4 pairs I rotate
Honestly think Kristen Schaal is right fit, debate me if you'd like
>>78105716
https://twitter.com/JuCheGuevara/status/872000428887744512
>>78105597
And so are you.
>>78105754
yeah only ever wear one pair of old battered lonsdales lol
North Korea said on Wednesday it is "carefully examining" a plan to strike the U.S. Pacific territory of Guam with missiles, just hours after U.S. President Donald Trump told the North that any threat to the United States would be met with "fire and fury".
>>78105758
it's other heather, silly
>>78105804
not enough
let's hope they hit the mainland
>>78105804
>implying the north koreans will even get so far as to fire a missile
bro came out with the knife
>>78105804
North Korea gains nothing from striking anyone.
USA gains nothings from attacking the Norks.
Nowt will happen, nowt ever does, because its an impossible standoff.
>>78105809
this movie was terrifying
>>78105716
I wouldn't cry with joy after meeting any of our politicians and they haven't executed anyone with anti-aircraft guns.
>>78105755
pronounced "ju-are-ez"
what a fat cunt
>>78105826
fire a missile aimed at guam I mean
>have absolute fucked up sleep schedule
>8pm feeling very tired
>alright now I need to sleep until morning
>what feels like 30 hours go by, tossing and turning
>wake up, expecting 6 am
>23:55
>>78105839
>and they haven't executed anyone with anti-aircraft guns.
yet
Just did a poo so long it touched the water before it broke off
>tfw no farmer gf
Out Cycling. What Are You Virgins Doing?
love it when i wake up and run a smooth, tight race
>>78105847
you're dead kiddo
New Woes (ft. Brittany Pettibone)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl-2F2S3XLo
>>78105754
2 pairs of trainers
and 1 pair for the gym
2 smarter shoes for on a night though sometimes wear them during the day
Look at him, General Tullius, the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this. This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny, when I was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.
>>78105836
>USA gains nothings from attacking the Norks.
ignorance
>>78105847
fresh haircut
>>78105864
lmao you just gave the toilet germs a direct connection into your asshole
Honestly despise anything Korean or Korea-related and pray they both destroy each other with minimal fallout
>yanks humiliated in korea
>yanks humiliated in vietnam
>yanks humiliated in afghanistan
>yanks humiliated in iraq
lmao they're so shit
having a midnight snack
>The same people that say ''North Koreans are brainwashed'' are the ones that say Putin hacked the election
woah
>>78105837
yeah a little on-edge for a self-styled 'children's film' i think but it was beautifully produced and probably paid a nice homage to the book (although i've never read it)
>>78105894
hate this racist moron
>>78105920
they beat us
>>78105836
>USA gains nothings from attacking the Norks.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/north-korea-trillions-mineral-resources-nuclear-iron-ore-a7818651.html
>>78105920
>brits humiliated in luton
>>78105790
wow totally not planted children with rehearsed lines
>>78105908
The 5 second rule applies here
>>78105931
Brittany or Woes?
>>78105870
*rides past you at 150mph and causes you to fly off your runtbike*
haha nothin personell, runt
>>78105862
speaking from experience, it's best to stick it out at least a few hours later if you can
you still may only get a few hours in but at least it'll be easier to adjust by waking up at say 4
>>78105754
i have 6 pairs of shoes desu
me irl
>>78105931
love trumps hate
>>78105836
big geopolitical gain if the north is absorbed into the south
need the fwb back
>>78105983
minger
>>78105974
*100 meters up the road*
>>78105983
http://satanistkitty.tumblr.com/tagged/nsfw
>only 1
MAJOR disappointment to say the least
http://www.strawpoll.me/13661589
http://www.strawpoll.me/13661589
http://www.strawpoll.me/13661589
https://youtu.be/OwvhGfbeo1Y
AHH yes. The BBC. I sure am glad mentally ill people are given a platform. Looking forward to the episode on how I should accept anorexics as people who should actually lose more weight.
>>78105894
why are alt-right women so peng?
>>78106041
>>78106052
whos the one on the right at the start
>>78106041
we had one of those a few years ago on tv here. it was a proper lol
>>78105937
>USA gains nothings from attacking the Norks.
>https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/north-korea-trillions-mineral-resources-nuclear-iron-ore-a7818651.html
That must be why we've invaded Canada, Russia and Saudi Arabia. We're the second most mineral rich country.
>>78105926
wish i could cuddle her
>>78106052
lauren is ugly and fat
>>78106052
actually don't know. The further I investigate the Alt Right the more qts I find
there must be something about online traditionalism that attracts pretty introverted women
>>78106057
Fuck off back to leftypol brody
*flies past runtoid on bi-*
rate the hairline
>>78106077
this man does
every
single
night
>>78105906
>>78105937
>destroys south korea
>may cause an avoidable war with china
as i said, the status quo suits everyone.
>>78105754
i rotate 2 or 3
>>78106057
It's within living memory for a lot of people that supporting these nutcases was the 'edgy' position
>>78106115
screaming
>>78106102
>Fuck off back to leftypol brody
>brody
wat
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-usa-idUSKBN1AO2L9
so this is how it ends
>>78106142
you heard him brody
*gives you a wedgie*
>>78106041
>white male saves the day again
God bless the white males of the world (and the few floating around in space right now)
>>78106118
but not (((everyone)))
>>78106102
>>78106131
trans people are becoming more accepted in society at an accelerating rate
deal with it bigot boys
>>78106152
Is the UK within range? We're pretty far awah
what the fuck was he thinking
>>78106187
You guys are out of range.
>>78106172
alright
don't expect help from the rorkes when the rasheeds start beating the shit out of trannies left right and centre though
drumpfet will be known as the cretin who started nuclear war
>>78106197
>thinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEyBaBEQLM4
in AD 2017
war was beginning
>>78106187
just one nuclear missile would be enough to engulf the entire planet in a nuclear winter
>>78106142
Quick rundown:
>Lefty anon makes post saying he'd love to defend USSR against fascism in battle of Brody
>Term Brody is coined
love the word cretin
cretin hahaha
nigs
wonder who funds rebel media haha
>>78106246
*beats up you*
>>78106197
plays into the fantasy of his uggo fanbase if he dates someone who doesnt look like a model
remember when war between the US and Russia was looking likely just before the US election?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09Xwv9_AhAo
mad days
>>78106224
didn't know libertarians cared so much about public property
donder blumpfr is not. my presidnt,!!!
call me edgy but I would honestly LOVE a nuclear war
come on Kimmy
>>78105716
have you never seen the documentary Propaganda War?
the propaganda is worse in the west, not even kidding
>>78106204
HAHA
*acts irresponsibly on a global stage*
*Sends saboteurs into north Korea*
GOOD LUCK SHARTERS THIS WILL BE THE BIGGEST SHART THE PLANET HAS EVER SEEN
>>78106187
variants of the Taepodong-2 are estimated at a 10,000km+ range, which we are well within, but as >>78106229 points out the nork's ability alone isn't what really matters
>>78106187
will reach us eventually
>>78106285
brainlet
>>78106229
retaking A Levels
wouldn't mind a nuclear war
could heem a few north koreans if i was required to desu
>>78106224
>But once I got to London, I felt safe
some of you guys are alright, dont go to guam tomorrow xx
>>78106197
The logang giving his girl the big logang dick now
>>78106039
leftypol btfo again
this brody shit is the most forced shit i've ever seen
don't want another instance of it reaching my eyeballs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide
>North Korea
>>78106320
did you fuck up la?
still waiting on my results, are 17th august tbqh
>>78106349
alri brody
>>78106340
My mum lived on Guam for two years, what's going down?
>>78106224
Why is she in elephant & castle
such a shithole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7XXVLKWd3Q
>>78106349
cool it brodester
>>78106313
Very mong post.
>Nk nukes American city
>America erases NK
End of. What the fuck else will happen. Nobody will do shit.
giving you lot ONE chance to explain who this brody bloke is
VERY confused xx
>>78106370
not happy
>>78106349
not happy at all
NEED A SHORT HAIR GF
>>78106320
>>78106361
reported for underage
>>78106313
>the four horsemen of the apocalypse
>Putin, Death, executes those who go against him
>War, Trump. .
>Conquest, whoever is the head guy of ISIS
>Famine, DPRK's leader, Kim Jong Un keeps his country in famine while telling everyone everything is fine
>>78106349
Leftypol going mental now that they've got a derogatory term. Seething Brody bastards
>>78106358
>Indonesia
>158 cm (5 ft 2 in)
>>78106361
yeah I'm a fucking idiot
>>78106407
Im fucking 19
>>78106371
North Korean Army central command said a few minutes ago that NK is ready to nuke guam if trump keeps chatting shit
>>78106401
did NOT mean to reply to myself
very angry right now
>>78106358
>North Korean male average height
>5ft 5in
>>78106371
north korea about to nuke it
>>78106349
Rorke was a forced meme
>>78106358
>UK: 175.3cm
>Australia: 177.8cm
HOW WILL BRITS EVER RECOVER?
Get the London look
>>78106470
>UK: 175.3cm
Maybe in some Welsh shithole
It's 6'0 minimum I the south
>>78106485
ebin
>>78106470
delet this
>>78106492
>It's 6'0 minimum I the south
>full of inbreds and pakis
Don't think so, Abdul
>>78106470
175 does seem unbelievably low 2bh, wonder if it's true
>>78106490
alright brody, nice try
>>78106492
wtf liar
>tfw 5'10 and called tall by some people
>>78106067
Faith Goldy
>>78106490
dayum dass a fine asss
>>78106415
4 kosher puppets
unacceptable levels of height related shitposting at the moment lads, requesting in the name of her majesty's ministry of manlets that these posts cease and desist
>>78106517
Might need to LOWER your expectations mate or you'll fall SHORT and become beLITTLEd by others.
>>78106490
So much for nofap
Any brits here Jake Paulers?
It's everyday bro!
>>78106470
Australia has more irish genetics, ireland is taller
flat earth is real
>>78106565
it's wednesday bro
>>78106470
% white might have an influence on this haha
>>78106539
faith goldstein?
GUAM HAHAHAHA THEY CAN'T REACH THE FUCKING STATES
>>78106548
*sniff sniff*
you smell like a 5er mate
>>78106577
pls
the gf is dropping hints about marriage and babies
time to drop her methinks
>>78106580
she's catholic
seen any good escorts recently?
>>78106565
You don't mess with the logang
just a yung thaiboy goon
this jake logang shit is worse than reddit and morty
reminder that it was just a balloon
>>78106585
Literally nothing is going to happen
My arsehole is Reddit
Honestly the height meme has gone too far. 6ft here in an overwhelmingly white area, it's not common for someone to be noticeably taller than me, you just think it is because you notice them more as they stand out
>>78106590
>2 hands rubbing each other can be heard in the distant
>>78106595
course she is
*pats your head*
*shekels fall from your stylish undersized beanie*
cats are very fascinated by the dishwasher
>>78106601
he looks like such a typical yank retard lol
Quads says brits will be
E T E R N A L
M A N L E T S
IM A MANLET I AM PROUD I AM A MANLET I WON'T BACK DOWN
>>78106490
good lord
>>78106654
people of average intelligence are stupid as fuck
people of average height are short as fuck
that's how i justify it to myself
>>78106669
cackled
>>78106669
Wow, anon. You're so confident in your disability. It's kinda sexy ;)
>>78106654
I'm convinced the white avg is over 6ft. I'm 6ft in shoes and I'm dwarfed by most in nyc
>>78106580
No. Just another boring Youteber regurgitating the same bullshit you hear everywhere else. Nice blowjob lips though.
>>78106470
need a big aussie hunk to poz me neghole x
Nigel Farage changed the course of history. He first awakened the world to the false song of globalism & defended the British people, their future. God bless the UK & may #Brexit's full vision be realized. Let contagion begin‼
>>78106669
the yank is havin a tantrum again
>>78106680
Hmm. Pondering on the logic of this desu. Not quite sure that it is objectively true.
>>78106654
Im 5'9 and 90%of men are taller than me
T
>>78106715
that's just your insecurity lad
you don't notice people the same height as you, you remember feeling insecure when you see someone taller
>>78106704
think city-dwelling whites are taller than rural whites
i'm rural and most men aren't tall
then again i'm in wales lol
>>78106715
That's not how medians work
>>78106713
>objectively true
lespookman.jpg
>>78106686
>>78106692
>>78106708
I AM A MANLET HEAR ME ROAR I AM A MANLET I WILL DROP LANKLETS TO THE FLOOR
>>78106715
>>78106696
Should I trust anonymous anecdotes...or statistics....hmmmm
>>78106654
rubbish, im 5'11 and i reckon im slightly below average height against white young men
>>78105641
Was going to say the Government doesn't have a majority in parliament so rebellious Tories who remember what a disaster Iraq was will vote against joining you, but then I remembered like 75% of Labour are still Blairite warmongers.
Looks like we're dead too. Thanks Hillary! (Benn)
always console myself with the thought that i'm probably top 10% of normiedom on /brit/ and i'm 5'9
fuck normmies
if the us nuked north korea would they get south korea as well?
the gf
>>78106665
this was too close for comfort
>>78106776
FOSNT
#BREAKING
NORTH KOREA LAUNCH BALLISTIC MISSLE HEADED FOR GUAM
>>78106490
noice
i'm 24 and i'm 5'8, reckon i'll have my growth spurt any day now
Reminder if you're under 6'0 then you are treated as a child and people don't take you serious
I'm 5'8 and the ticket inspector said "should've bought a childs ticket" to me yesterday with a smirk on his face
#breaking
north korea send a missile with a nuclear warhead in it directly at my bollocks
>>78106795
https://voices.nationalgeographic.org/2012/09/16/spiders-take-control-as-birds-fade-from-guam/
>guam is FUCKING COVERED in spiders it even FUCKING RAINS SPIDERS it would be a good thing if NK nuked it
>>78106773
>like 75% of Labour are still Blairite warmongers
not for long lad
What the fuck does 6ft in shoes mean hahhahahahhahahagahhahahhahahahhahahhaahhaahahaaahhaahha dying in laughter. What shoes? Why would you say that. Good god. Fucking gasping for breath.
pretty much every white boy back in school at sixth form was at least 5'11 or 6'. that was in london - the young white men elsewhere seem much shorter
haven't showed in 3 months
It'd be great being Kim Jong Un, basically a little dictator with unlimited power and wealth in your country
>>78105795
jog on alt right mongoloid
>>78106073
You've cucked Canada, seriously considered invading Saudi Arabia in the 1970s (but settled for just forcing them to invest their oil-wealth back into the US.), and tried a bit of the old economic imperialism on Russia in the 90s but only succeeded in riling them up.
Not really good examples all-round.
>>78106798
god damn i love arses
>>78106831
Londoners are fucking huge like 6'4 each jfc
I thought the immigrants would be at least short but no they're fucking huge too
>>78106654
t. paki manlet
>John Bercow has decided to give his marriage 'one last chance' after his wife Sally's astonishing affair with his cousin.
>Friends of the Commons Speaker have revealed for the first time how he dealt with the shock of discovering in May that Sally had had a relationship with lawyer Alan Bercow.
>The affair progressed so far that Alan, 57, even moved into the Bercows' £1.2 million flat in Battersea, South London, while the Speaker was away campaigning in his Buckingham constituency.
>After Alan ended the relationship and returned to his wife, just before the affair came to light, John's friends say that the 13-year union 'teetered on the edge of divorce' for weeks as the Bercows embarked on a trial separation.
>Sally was left alone in the flat while the Speaker stayed in his grace-and-favour Commons apartment. The couple's three children were forced to shuttle between their estranged parents.
>However, after Sally complained that she found living by herself 'excruciatingly lonely', Mr Bercow decided last month to give her a final chance – on the understanding that she never strays again.
parents keep talking to me about getting a job and i don't know what the fuck to do
it's all so overwhelming
have a degree but no work experience and i'm a useless shy sperg with no friends or social skills
no idea what job i could possibly do, how i'll ever get one and how i'd cope
>>78106825
literally every formal or business shoe/boot adds nearly an inch to a guys height because of the heel
6ft here, tallest in my class throughout school. We actually had to line up in order of height, very bizarre, felt like a manlet shaming ritual, but anyway only like 10% of lads in the year were ahead of me.
>>78106866
she looks like a bloke
>>78106843
he doesn't have unlimited power and wealth, stop gobbling up South Korean and Yankee myths
>>78106871
what's your degree in x
>>78106843
think of all of the kpop pucci he gets...
who's to blame for this?
hard mode: you cant blame foreners
>>78106873
I know, but why would you say that. Why not say your real fucking height. There isn't a standardised shoe. Pathetic.
im 5'9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoj2I6ZJLx8
feel like shit just want her back
>>78106903
forene- oh
dah politicians then
>>78106910
it's said largely as a joke
>>78106918
190cm
>>78106892
He is literally the top dog and has killed his uncle etc. it's obvious he alone has the ultamate power even if he does have advisors that are probably afraid to challenge him, not to mention he has no (((rockefeller))) banks or the like, plus he's incredibly wealthy, could probably buy anything he wanted and import via china
>>78106903
The balls on this prick
>>78106918
>>78106041
Wish that Britain was a Christian-Democratic country desu.
(i.e. social-democratic economic policies + conservative cultural policies.)
Shame we've got the polar opposite. (And quite weird too, since it's often argued that Labour owes "more to methodism than Marx" - so you'd think things would have coalesced in that direction.)
>>78106912
piece of shit
>>78106903
the tories
>>78106925
brody
>>78106937
im 90kg
henlo smol bren
some of you aren't trying very hard, jesus. I'm NORTHERN and I'm still 6', you have no excuse
>>78106893
history
>flatmate been in the bathroom now for 40 minutes
For FUCK SAKE I want to shower
after 3 years of being a pathetic useless neet and working shit jobs I have managed to bullshit my way onto an MRes with lucrative career opportunities
feeling optimistic about the future for the first time in a long time, its nice
>>78106903
yeah removing youtube videos is going to change a lot
god damn what a dumb fucking prick
what is up with brit politicans and their authoritarian wet dreams?
>>78106871
go to supermarket. there is cool. nothing do and is all. you will like a brit lord mfaka. like a duke Malboro.
>>78106869
>>78106869
fuck off 6 footers
5 footer uprising when
imagine triggering a nuclear war because of some tweets
jfc meme world
>>78106956
look into civil service perhaps
>>78106229
Nuclear winter is a meme. Based on the atmospheric modelling used to predict it existed, the Gulf War oil field fires should've lead to significant global temperature drops over a long period - they did not.
Now radiation, that's a pisser. (Except the French. It stops at the French border.)
>>78106991
soon
>>78107006
>he Gulf War oil field fires
they still lead to huge health issue in Kuwait even to this day
>>78106985
good post
>>78106819
he's got about a week to do the purge
>>78106987
not uprising in height haha
>>78107040
your welcome.
also how is the situation with work in Britain?