Ask a Jew anything.

>>78104978
Hey jude

>>78104978
Don't make it bad.

>>78104978
Nu?

w-why

take a sad song and make it better

Why are you so evil?

>>78104978
What are the basics and the rules of your religion?

What is your favorite food?

Why people hate you?

>>78104978

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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>>78104978
Why aren't you in Israel?

>>78107865
hey neighbor

>>78104978
whats your sleeve number

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>>78108057
Hi, how's it going?

How come you guys are so well connected, organised and united in your goal of enslaving us?

Can I join the clan?

>>78104978
Will you ever answer?

>>78104978
fuck off!?!?

>>78104978
Your thoughts on Jesus?

>>78104978
Why are jews so nepotistic?

Timestamp and proof you are heeb.

>>78105986
>Hey jude
Don't make it bad.

>>78104978
do you wash your dick?

not OP but i'm a jew (not religious though)

>>78107784
there's one God, everyone has their own relationship with God, we're all born free of sin unlike in Christianity, no pork, respect your ancestors/older people, be circumcized etc

My fav food is tortellini probably, I make it every week, I make a sweet sauce sort of like goulash.

I guess people think we run the world and want to kill all white people. They base this on "Jewish teachings about goyim being inferior blah blah" which is entirely untrue. Anyone can become a Jew if they convert yadda yadda

>>78108661
yes, you can convert but it's a long process. Talk to a rabbi

>>78109420
A good man, but he was not the messiah

>>78109741
I can't explain this, it's just something that's happened I guess. I'm sure you believe the memes about us so I won't waste my time looking into it to spoonfeed you

>>78104978
Please clarify for the uninformed that you are a cultural American Jew, not an actual religious Jew. They are not the same group at all.

>>78112728
>A good man, but he was not the messiah

Then explain how he rose from the dead

>>78112667
why do you prefer tortellini over ravioli?

is the sweet sauce basically tomoato sauce + vegetables?

I find that 99% of all tortellini / ravioli is utter garbage dry meat/cheese paste... with the exception of spinach or ricotta

Fuck off kike, your kind isn't welcome here.

>>78112780
i like that tortellini are bite size, i actually hate ravioli. The saus I make is tomato and basil sauce, yellow, red and green peppers, small bits of carrots , ground beef and a bit of barbeque sauce (makes the sauce a bit sweet). It's good :)

What do Jews think of Buddhism

OP here. I left. Didn't think the thread was gonna get any responses. I'll start responding.

>>78107224
I'm more of a chaotic neutral.

>>78107784
Only one god and that is god.

Shrimp

Because they jelly

>>78104978
How true are jewish stereotypes on yourself?
Are you funny? Rich? Large nose? Own a bank?

fuck jews

>>78107804
None. The gentiles do it for us.

fairly certain OP is from /pol/

>>78113157
not op but I'm Jewish

>i can't say
>No, and I grew up pretty poor
>Not huge but not small either

>>78112754
I have a seat in the NWO

>>78113157
I have a seat on the NWO. I'm low ranking however.

>>78113082
It's eh. Same way we feel about other religions.

>>78113184
Can you get me a qt jewsh gf?
>>78113205
>>78113214
When is the NWO coming tho.


Whats your opinion on h3h3?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGAxKpNWIA0

>>78113255
Probably not.

It's always been here.


Don't care.

>>78104978
I have read somewhere that you people thank lord for making you male, instead of female, in the morning. Why so?

>>78113361
Would you want to be a woman? And if you are one, which number wife are you?