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>cum

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cara

>>78100958
is that ricegum

wishin i had a chinese bf

>>78100958
wish it was you lying starving on the side of the road during the great leap forward

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-n6DXyuvM

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anime

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Be radical, have principles, be absolute, be that which the bourgeoisie calls an extremist: give yourself without counting or calculating, don't accept what they call ‘the reality of life' and act in such a way that you won't be accepted by that kind of ‘life', never abandon the principle of struggle.

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sophie

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sue

>>78100977
would honestly off myself

imagine looking into the mirror and witnessing that you are a depressed, lonely, obese, 30 years old virgin who lives in his mums basement and who sells furnitures on craigslist for a living

29
still a virgin
too scared to see an escort

>>78100995
are you a girl?

only one girl could make me come from blowjobs and that was only for a period of a week and after that couldn't come from it anymore. idk what the hype is

got my willy sucked by a lad on Friday and then on Sunday and I think I'm in love with him lads. What should I do?

spunked inside a couple gashes in my time

>>78101046
gas yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi7RY6Bl_us

>>78101005
western propaganda

>>78101037
Only if you are ;)

>>78101046
ask him out

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<3 lauren desu lads xx

>>78101066
ahh i see ur an epic troler bro ;)

*trumps right before leaving the thread*

>>78101048
got any of them pregnant?

>>78101048
>>78101046
>>78101043
FONT

>>78101036
good lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNLDNHxgSsM

*love reading about history, spend all my time watching history documentaries etc*
*does degree in history*
*now unemployed*

heh, shoulda seen that one coming

business idea: acquire a twink and force him to get lots of plastic surgery so that he looks like a girl

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>>78101080
stop giving women validation

>>78100995
are you over british boys? >.<

>>78101101
not that i know of

the autistic yank sells furniture on craigslist for a living?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cutfPRsdXpQ

>>78101084
I could sit here and argue with you, but my IQ is 344, i'd destroy any argument you could think of without even using 1/100th of my brain

Think twice before you talk shit about the party again brainlet

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Ngubutinwe

>>78101121
looks like a testicle

>>78101112
can't teach?
>>78101130
then you're still a virgin

not a virgin aha x

>>78101071
might do. we cuddled on sunday :3

very sure the evolaposter has never held hands with a lass

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>>78101125

xavier renegade angel is unironically much worse than rick and morty

Disgusting working class people have brought head lice into my home

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>>78101125
I will always have a soft spot for my fellow Anglicans.

>>78100995
the virgin state

>>78101121
evola wouldn't care about something stupid like that. stop using his face as a reaction picture as if he's varg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR-vyiWV_-A

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>>78101148
racemixing is good

>>78101036
same

also phosmosis

>>78101112
that's because you're a nerd not because history is bad
t. history graduate working at an information brokerage in london

damn he got fucked up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlCQ2pBob5Q

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger_(dog)
Lol

>>78101168
but less people know about it lad, it must be better

>>78101174
Fuck off.

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>>78101118
watch this film if you haven't already

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>>78101148
>>78101191

>>78101173
>Theresa May

>spineless, autistic loser

>Xi Jinping

>Ruthless, alpha leader

NEED a leader like Xi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEezY1fKMxE

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>>78101148
>>78101191
NEED a facetta nera gf

>>78101162
don't know why I feel the urge to spaff on old/ugly/fat women's faces

>>78101151
>>78101157

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>>78101046

I'm in a similar situation, lads. I have a kinda chubby co-worker with dyed blue hair who I secretly despised even though I would give her rides to work cuz we live only a few miles way. Last week as sort of a payment for taking her to and from work she sucked my cock and licked my bumhole, now I think she might be the love of my life

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>racemixing is good

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>>78101112

>>78101214
remember THIS

*throws acid in your face*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiRw90_LM0A

might name my dog nigger now
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger_(dog)

phwoarrr I tell you what lads you should have seen that log of compacted shite i just unleashed on the ol' porcelain just now
was a big 'un

>>78101286
Fuck off phoneposter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb8PQXPOkCc

shit
family goy is on in 10 minutes and I haven't started making supper yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFSrvXlE7qY

>>78101226
helo

>>78101286
>>78101219
Look its the autistic waste of space that sells furniture on craiglist for a living, what a sight!

Tfw lost my erection before or shortly afrer insertion 5 times before i properly fucked a girl

The virgin first time.

When i properly fucked i fucked her till she couldnt take anymore tho. Very rough.

Love America
Hate Great Shitstain and everything it stands for
Simple as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNo5eMwyoQw
absolutely massive chooone

>>78101319
do you love me

>Find Out Why Indian Women Are Taking Selfies At Midnight

Jesus fucking christ I don't care get the fuck out of my emails

the summit of the yank serf's rebellion is saying the word "nigger" out loud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PYkvLRZI1M

>>78101313
are you 12?

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>>78101175
>he thinks evola would have liked armies of plebians promoting women in the political sphere for spouting off bourgeois tier points

>>78101351
grow up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
CANNOT stop laughing

the ireland poster is quite angry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvFAy6yUUYg

>>78101330
I am going to assume you are autistic and only 16 summers young my friend :)

>>78101335
no but that leads into what i was going to ask
do you like sue

>>78101243
Mboko

humans evolved for a dynamic and challenging existence not a static utopia

>>78101322
wait... is this mboko? what are you still doing here my "nigga"? (that's what you guys say right)

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>>78101371
Precious.

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This game fucking sucks. How is it so popular?

>>78101402
yeh she's nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhytmmtsndo

can we please just nuke north korea already

>>78101421
git gud

>>78101408
yet you cannae thrive even in a static utopia, if we were out living in mudhuts hunting deer id bash your face in with a fucking rock you amoeba

liam is the best poster here

>>78101421
requires being good, you understand why people play it after you've won a match

>>78099871
>the chemtrail lot have given up trying

there are no such thing as chemtrails
you daft tinfoil wearing weirdo

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>>78101408
agreed

>>78101036
Continue on the path to wizardry anon

the irish poster is a nigerian

LOL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_fpk4IrdbM

>>78101424
thank you for sharing your opinion

>>78101419
wait until he says nigger

hope sex havers all get AIDS

>>78101400
no listened to all his songs in like 2014 when they first came out, only listening again now simple as
met him in a train station in stockholm last year as well

>>78101465
his name is mboko, please be respectful

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>>78101421
The four horsemen of the apocalypse.

>>78101447
>>78101451

What's the point of such a large map if you're gonna force me to go to a smaller part 2 minutes after the match starts?

>>78101408
we're devolving via estrogen
see: Rick and morty &it's fans

>>78101484
The Bitter Virgin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH9CkohZh8c

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>>78101465
>>78101496

>>78101491
wow a seasoned autistic teen who spents too much time on the 'chon, baffling

>>78101484
lol had sex 5 years ago for the first time and didn't get aids
state of you state of tou

mum's just had a fall

>>78101523
rip

>>78101523
howling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqUxEgvk0aE

never seen rick and morty but 4chow told me lots of people like it and it's reddit so i reckon it must be awful

literally can only talk to girls when drunk, got a snapchat of a lass who I know is interested just now but I'm too anxious to reply

any advice lads?

>>78101523
look up her skirt lol

>>78101497
Survival games are the laziest made games on the planet.
>we don't have a story
>we don't have any legitimate gameplay
>that's up to YOU to decide
fuck off

>>78101552
sadcase you are really

http://www.newsweek.com/north-korea-responds-childish-us-travel-ban-american-tourists-are-welcome-any-646328

based DPRK

>>78101547

4chow is my dog's favorite site

>>78101503
wouldn't be fun to have a still big map with 5 players left
the shrinking makes games more interesting and challenging

https://youtu.be/kJQP7kiw5Fk

woah have any of you heard this song yet? its really good

>>78101549
Stop being a pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_77bBr5ZGk

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The chad president

>>78101523
through the bar? haha classic

>>78101582
DES

>>78101566
tourist money is literally the last thing they're clinging onto because of all the hard sanctions

>>78101565
ahem ..*breathes in*
FUCK
OFF
FROGGER

>>78101547
Fuck can't argue with that

Fuck boomers

lets say you had a gf and she sent you selfies randomly when she's bored, or when she's dressed and leaving the house, would you send selfies back? i feel stupid taking a selfie on the tram or whatever but i wanna return the gesture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZjMNiQqbxA

>>78101547
it's really well reviewed but I refuse to watch it because 4chan told me to

>>78101582
Sound of the summer

>>78101547
can't tell if this is serious or not

>>78101618
never sent selfies because i've been doxxed twice

pickle rick is in the hooouse toniiiiight

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>>78101586
>tfw you will never be chinese

>>78101596
well fair enough
Pengyang still looks good though so they're doing something right

initially thought rick & morty was a children's show to soothe autism but then I realised Americans exist

>>78101634
deja vu is better

>>78101618
would probably just ignore her lol

what is it with all the hate for janitors here? they're only doing their job to put food on the table.

yanks are thick as pigshite

>>78101584
not overly constructive but yeah man gets what you're saying, how do I do that?

>>78101615
unironically this, it's the lack of empathy that gets me, there's no "man you guys have it tough", it's always just "I bought my first house at 16 and you should be able to as well, just pull yourself up by the boot straps!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L5D8by1AtI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L5D8by1AtI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L5D8by1AtI

love brazilian music

>>78101523
Hope shes alright m8

>>78101668
This will soon be the USA soon

>>78101649
doesn't dox mean someone finds out who you are. in this case your gf would already know you.

>>78101586
Deng > Mao > Xi

france>the united states

>>78101654
>looks good
Ah yes parts of a capital city we only see because the government has cleaned it up and verified it's ok for western tourists to look at

>>78101618
no because im not bent

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>>78101667
Jealous?

>>78101686
West Yorkshire will be in the USA soon?

>>78101708
fat
smelly
black
smelly hair

I'm out

still don't know who this Colling McGreggs is anyway whats all this fuss about

>>78101523
scary stuff. hope she's okay pal

trying to better fit in on brit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL7N-Mjfz18

having an asthma attack

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Hey lads we beat the negros at running and check our sick get

>>78101488
https://twitter.com/francetvsport/status/895022694378418176

>>78101635
good lad best not to risk it. even if it turns out it's good at least you're superior to the sheep who caved and watched it.

>>78101680
*bends over*
*grabs the straps of my boots*
*levitates*
*flies around*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEj8pbR9A4o

>>78101727
stefan would know lol

>>78101689
sorry, didn't read all your post, lol
Yeah, sending a selfie to the gf is fine but never take pictures of your cock unless you really trust her
I didn't really get doxed I just wanted a reply

mum's just stood back up

are there any fat smallbrain wojaks? want to use them for the yanks

>>78101682
DESPACITO or something lol

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>>78101650

>>78101738
haha yeah imagine if you watched it and didn't enjoy it
would be a travesty

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>Survival games are the laziest made games on the planet.
>>we don't have a story
>>we don't have any legitimate gameplay
>>that's up to YOU to decide
>fuck off

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deeply missing the former fwb
spiralling into a deep dish depression

mum's just done a somersault now

business idea: sell weapons to both sides in a USA v EU war then polish off the krauts towards the end and claim victory

>>78101756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfAaW9ZOTIU

>>78101716
Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhkfMpBbDnU

>>78101682
don't think you've discovered the amazing world of brazilian favela funk yet

sometimes send pics of my wrinkled testicles to girls on snapchat

>>78101736
you just fulfilled the "jaded outcast" / "posting from deathbed" criteria

>>78101750
I'd put her back on the fucking ground if she comes to the 0151

pickle rick is going to have a good time :)

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>>78101720

>>78101771
sticc

do a barrel roll

>>78101371
when I first came to /int/ cofe man was very popular, haven't seen him for ages

love finns

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imagine being this handsome and stacked

>>78101811
add me haha

>>78101680
Hey lets get married, hey lets have a family. Actually no I'm bored of this now and I'm off to pursue hedonistic individualism and worship my god of financial gain. Responsibility? Honour? Making the world better for future generations? Lol, they're all societal constructs, good luck, you'll be alright if you work hard. Peace out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoPP-1cG4eg

>>78101822
for 10 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO72Lg7OZ6U
shame I have to work tomorrow

>>78101824
fat

>>78101834
no

my cofe machine is full power

phone's not in arms reach and I'm worried

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW0fOrywu80

>>78101815
she's the over 40s female boxing champion for the UK

Someone shop pickle rick onto the easter toad

so so I opened a snap from a bird and it said "ring me" yeah nah that wont be awkward at all love

My big big question is London a civilization for collapse or produce a simulation
Or a universality

to pleasantly await the reincarnation of the universe

Or it's so confused is finacialization

Is all Celtic heredity myth because the Irish state did not rebuild any of the 1000 year Irish kingdoms or there kings
They claim the books are all missing

So yea what are you besides ease money and assurity

Bound by some "honorable" legacy

And then again some Gaels have what histories that go back to 900 if not till 500 and there ignored?
What's that about?

Victoria cover up?
Why what for acheological evidence is everywhere

So Brexit a? Is that the Gaels at it again or something else?
Staying away from those Danes agin a?

What is it
Then
What do the Gaels get out of it?
That they haven't already
taken?

What Brexit will be the first step in a magical return to Celtic universality?

Sounds nice but I have not heard about it

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>>78101887

>>78097694
WTF I HATE /FR/ NOW

I've thought about life on a deeper intellectual level than anyone ITT

she wants a man from 0121
aka she wants a man from the slum

>>78101914
Why do normies love phone calls

Fucking braindead rocks for brains

>>78101938
unironically 95% of them are virgins
they're like britfeel but in angry

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>>78101935
>civilization
>finacialization

>>78101938
not a clue what that says. just don't care.

would rather live in baghdad than birmingham

don't like talking to people on the phone
prefer talking to people face to face

>>78101957
what does it say jacque

*chews you*

>>78101952
can just imagine to awkward silences, no thanks. shes just sent another snap. might just leave it unopened

>>78101957
there are several normies
not welcome btw

what does "she wants a man from brum" mean? why does the she want a man from there?

>>78101987
at least they can collect the bins in baghdad

Packing for the 'liday and I can't help but think I've forgotten something

it's grim up north

>>78101988
honestly can't stand the phone, I'm autistic enough when I can see facial expressions and social cues, take that away and I'm hopeless

>>78101938
>>78101957
>>78101986
>Go to prostitute at / brit / if the arrogant assholes displease you, the average level of post there is adapted to the IQ of an oyster, even a congoid passes for a scholar in comparison.

wewlad

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>>78101999

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dEmqybc_s8

it's grim up north london

>>78102018
me

>>78101421
t. shitter
just won on na

just shagged an escort, was awkward as fuck

spackers love """adult""" cartoons because they don't have to read basic human emotions and facial expressions

disgusting working class people have brought head lice into my home

Fucking disgusting, don't think I've ever even had it. how do I get rid of this

>>78102033
wow rude, frogs are so haughty and arrogant

it's grim up my bum

>>78102015
I can imagine Ian Hislop saying this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoYE8FEQLNA

>>78101990
"go on and prostitute yourself on /brit/ if you don't like arrogant wankers (he's talking about /fr/), the quality of posts there is for people with the IQ of an oyster, even a nigger could be a genius in comparison" he's going feral lol

don't like talking on the phone because I'm partially deaf

I need lips to read

>>78102033
Literally the funniest post I've ever read
love French

>>78102033
if /int/ were a town I'd imagine /brit/ is the pub. So the best place

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Brummies have been forced to clear bags of maggot-ridden rubbish from their own streets and sluice out the bin juice from their gutters as a city-wide strike enters a fifth week

BOOM I'm a pickle, what do you think about that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tweFU4MQRz8

>>78102010
it literally means white girls from west midlands suburbs want a black man from inner city brum

>>78102112
unironically enjoyed the episode

sadly still alive following my asthma attack

WHY DOES SHE WANT A MAN FROM BRUM? WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT BRUM

>>78102110
ah yes

unions working for the people

congoid here ama

>>78102110
brummies seem to complain about a smear campaign, but I'm really not sure that there is such a campaign and that they're just trying to excuse their shitness

>>78102127
idiot

>>78102112
*sticks you up my bum*

>>78102033
screaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQMd64pwvpU

>>78102118
bit cucky

>>78101862
managed 8 minutes

the worst strikes are the railway cunts

get paid £50k for pushing a fucking lever and they strike

>>78102033
creasing

/brit/ eternally btfo

>>78102154
that would probably be painful given the acidity of pickles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhPJodySqAQ

>>78102069
teatree shampoo and a fine comb iircc

having a lot of health related anxieties

>>78102033
Close the general, it's over. this is the last thread

>>78101862
managed 9 minutes

>Harry Enfield still hasn't been knighted

https://youtu.be/i4_WuFTX-5E

Birmingham is genuine a dire fucking dump

Why does it fucking exist

>>78102127
sad cunt. you realise large numbers of the general public liked that episode right?

>>78101862
just finished it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f1MXbLVSqg

>>78102217
more canals than venice

day 8 of nofap and trying to resist having a wank to local adultwork profiles

>>78102234
wrong

>>78102223
no spoilers pls

>>78102203
>>78102203
>>78102203
NEW

>>78102203
>>78102203
>>78102203
NEW

>>78102217
fuck off birmingham smear campaign

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*pulls up next to you, steals your phone and wallet and splashes you with acid from a lucozade bottle*

>heh... nothin personnel white boi...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxFVaRjkNmA

how about you lads just all reply to this post so we can move on the the new thread already, it's alright I don't mind

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>>78102234
this
>>78102247
wrong

>>78102213
swear to christ mate

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>>78101938
Quoi la baise as-tu dit à notre sujet ?

>>78102110
Labour run council la
The population are starting to turn Tory, look at the mayoral election

you neets ready for drafting to fight nokos?