transcaucasian toad edition
*Dabs on the haters*
post that picture
you know the one
sue
anime
yanks are thick as pigshite
>>78096338
you mean this
Lol this is me
Honestly couldn't name a single county in Northern Ireland
>>78096405
yes
like milfs
>>78096410
>le nu-male beard
Still grunting and farting at this yankpost from the other day
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/77987366/#77988710
jesus chirst
It's a 'the neighbours are back from holiday and now the Internet is slower than dialup again' episode
>>78096422
i'm not the one you're talking about i just happen to have it haha
>>78096346
where did you find this image
did you make an account on the banmon website
*complains about the price of a luxury*
*pays for it anyway*
*complains about having no money*
>>78096410
Good thing these last few seasons have nothing to do with the books
>>78096415
limerick
fuck off anglo
>>78096460
do not post my gf
>Watching classic Simpsons clips on Youtube
>See this comment
>Can't stop laughing
Why is this so funny?
It's so out of the blue.
>>78096427
me too
My favourite got character is Jaime ATM. He's courageous and on a redemption arc. Who is /brit/s favourite character?
>>78096497
Was it on the episode where he does literally get cucked by Marge's bowling instructor?
>>78096497
yeah nah x
>>78096497
feel sorry for you and your sense of humour
>Good thing these last few seasons have nothing to do with the books
can guarantee this man has never held hands with a female
>>78096512
Based Arya
>>78096346
why wont you reply
>>78096515
nah senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L104LViQeIw
It's just random.
That's what makes it so funny.
>>78096508
would pound ngl
reminder that if you find this in any way arousing, you're a nonce and should be hung from the gallows
http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1502217353876.webm
>>78096533
>>78096512
The Red Witch's butt
>>78096533
>is clearly defeated
>does a fucking backflip
tiresome tiresome rubbish
davos seaworth is a cuck
>>78096499
yaas queen slay
>>78096546
why?
>>78096508
cute
>>78096586
janny you can not allow this
>>78096546
fuck off yank
>>78096562
a cornered wolf is more dangerous than a jackal
>>78096562
>defeated
>in training
Alright there master swordsman don't get your panties in a bunch
>>78096586
>gif
fuck off
>>78096588
>>78096599
she's 13 you sick fucks
>>78096605
a wolf is more dangerous than a jackal in all contexts mate
let's get this onto the tray
nice
open that up
nice hiss!
>>78096508
don't think kayla watches mlp
>>78096648
sounds like bullshit
anything from the trolley dears?
>>78096681
make me dinner you bisecual cutn
>>78096679
it is, read the post, clearly made up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKV87iD--e8
>>78096648
Fascinating. Would love to discover how this saga ended.
>>78096681
WE'LL TAKE IT ALL
>>78096681
a gf please
>White "people" blown the FUCK out
>>78096628
so?
age of consent laws are outdated prude puritan shit
>>78096681
i'll have the lot
What do you call liberals with an IQ of 140?
A foursome
>>78096716
Haha
suffice it to say i'm heavily addicted to porn
On my way to Waitrose, would you like anything?
>>78096716
IPA is nice
>Dating a girl that looks like this
Why not just date a guy?
>>78096717
Million machine marrch.
>>78096740
>that face
such a shame
love it when rorke posts a screenshot of an irrelevant tweet that ticked him off, really is the highlight of my da- zzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz
>>78096748
LMAAAOOOOOO SDSDJKAJAKS NAH IM DEAD THO CUZ
PREE DIS WHITE BWOI LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
feel like theres too much books for a mere lifetime and its depressing
>>78096587
probably has sore joints poor thing
>>78096750
is that a lesbian couple?
>>78096761
is that your cat
>>78096691
>bisecual
making progress
>>78096546
is this pickle rick?
>>78096750
perhaps they like that person the most?
>>78096775
i just like IPA
Gotta sting lads
Imagine the insecurity sex after that one
>>78096750
because lesbians are lying to myself.
It's like how the most desired gays are hairless twinks that have a feminine voice, body and fashion sense.
Gays really want women.
Dykes really want men.
They just lie to themselves.
>>78096783
yes
01
gay mate keeps saying gay stuff to me think I have to block him for a while
Not a SINGLE argument in this thread
>>78096821
You have a cute cat
HR making me fill out a job application form despite already having been working for a month or so lads
wad da fug
>>78096750
women don't know what they want nor what's best for them
>>78096810
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YO THIS NIKKA SAID IT AGAIN
>>78096821
looks like it fucking hates you
>>78096812
WTF
How is it even a choice?
I thought you were just automatically granted that title.
Why do they care so much about some bullshit nothing title?
What did she do to offend them so much?
really can't be doing with this supermarket summer job
dunno how people that do this permanently don't top themselves
>>78096854
*gets liking*
>>78096836
https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/894855520967954432
>>78096818
this lad is WOKE
>>78096821
mate....
>>78096857
First Lady is an unofficial position, made up to give the President's wife something to do besides just accompany him to functions.
Paying your wife to do a job instead of advertising it is nepotism, pure and simple
>>78096854
>first proper full drink
wouldn't know with that hairline
>>78096854
What sort of sick FUCK would give this to a child? Might as well have just handed him a loaded gun. That is WICKED, WICKED stuff.
Need a clean & jerk GF
>>78096883
SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT
>>78096886
mate x
>>78096907
need her to suffocate me with her thighs tbqh
zu posting finally got shut down
think im going to retire from the game
>>78096954
bit gay this
the kopparberg mixed fruits gimmick is a very strong one its starting to grow on me
>>78096883
haha yeah really interesting mate
*looks out the window*
Pensioners living in golden era as income rise outstrips workers’
Gross household incomes for the retired nearly tripled between 1977 and 2016, but only doubled for working households, says ONS
>>78096789
im being serious make my dinner because youre beneath me
>>78096982
>be lazy
>be poor
>blame people who grafted their whole lives for what they have
sad
I work in retail banking (kill me) and 80% of first time buyers I see have their deposits given to them by their parents
don't think i've ever been torn on anything as much as the EU
Do you chase succes, /brit/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsSC2vx7zFQ
>>78096996
bit gay
>>78096982
state of crapitalism
Fucking HELL rihanna got thicc
>>78097018
oh.
>>78097008
wow that's absolutely incredible mate, really, truly
>>78097028
did she have a kid
>>78097008
privileged white kids
>>78096781
>is that a lesbian couple?
Yes
In a particularly bad mood today
* Listens to linkin park and papa roach *
>>78097028
*fat
>>78097006
>blame people who grafted their whole lives for what they have
a state pension that's a drain on the system?
>>78097028
wish she would whine pon mi
>>78096982
My parents started on their pensions a year ago and they're fucking rolling in it, dad bought a new BMW 7 and they take frequent drives down to france and are thinking about buying there.
good for them I say
>>78096982
without these lads you'd be speaking german now
>>78096982
oldies to the gulag
JAN MAN IS FINALLY BACK FROM HIS SUMMER VACATION
>>78097028
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>78097014
i chase succ
>>78097049
no idea how pensions work
is that the state pension or what, why do they have so much
>>78096965
nopexzx
>>78097056
the vast majority of pensioners didn't fight in WW2
Even if North Korea literally launched a nuclear missile and it hit a city on the mainland, there's no way their country could survive another month afterwards, we would just fucking obliterate them along with 100+ other sovereign nations, right? Like there's really no way they're actually this fucking stupid
>>78097045
no anon old people DESERVE to have their income rise well above the rate of inflation because they are old and had relatively easy, prosperous lives :(
business idea: move to bermuda
>>78096982
Welcome to the """Social""" world, where workers have to pay for the false promises a government did 60 years ago and you get nothing because you have the time to """save""" next to your taxes for social security
tfw no cute feminine lesbian gf
>>78097028
>she will NEVER jump pon mi cocky
>>78096982
old people have been given lavish pension plans by companies and now that they're a major voting block they get absurd amounts of freebies from the government
its a disgrace
make my dinner
>BMW 7 series
actual goal
>>78097100
North Korea isn't real lad
>>78097082
perhaps some of them fought on the falklands though
>>78097102
why do old people need income
surely if they've been working hard all of their lives they'll have a large amount of money to live off?
>>78097100
They don't need to win, they need to make the world think trying to get rid of them will result in at least one major city dying.
Rihanna has a BUSTED face
Her body is impressive though
>>78097128
>>78097080
Don't have problem with women having sex with each other
>>78097073
dad took out some cash from his pension (one of Big Dave's policies in the election was allowing pensioners to do that) and bought the car with it
now they're both just living off their full pensions and laughing it up. They finished paying the mortgage on the house this year too so they're even more loaded too. Really is nice seeing my parents enjoy themselves properly before they get decrepit.
>>78097130
no anon you just need to work harder and prepare for your future!
*receives absurdly generous handouts from the government having failed to prepare for my own future*
>>78097151
yeah like 4 of them
>>78097161
did you see her fappening pic LOL
>>78097161
like the boyband?
anyone up for a scrap?
I like lesbians
they're less trouble
>>78096508
kayla's a girl
>>78097187
no, explain your LOL
>She's a "horse girl"
>Rides or owns her own horses
Annnnnnnnnnnnd dropped. No surer sign of being a nutter.
>>78097192
yeah meet me outside Ramsdens in 10
>>78097187
make
>>78097209
legitimately 100% accurate
watching anime and being obsessed about it is like a horrible debilitating disease
>>78097209
don't have a clue how pensions work
thought once you hit 65 you stop working and the government gives you about 15k to survive and you die alone in some bungalow hovel at 90
>>78097208
>>78097203
fridgey
>>78097212
im outside poundland at doxy park retail park
Honestly when we're old we'll either be living a great lifestyle with AI and robots having made work a thing of the past or we'll be treated like dirt and taken out and shot. The govt will abandon us having milked us for all our worth and move us out of our homes to make room for the fresh wave of brown people.
it's easy when you're big in Japan
OH YOU'RE BIG IN JAPAN
TONIGHT
BIG IN JAPAAAAAN
>>78097209
have no idea why this is so true
what links every female horse rider into dementia
>>78097227
there is nothing wrong with anime
LOVE this flag
>>78097240
State pension is about the same as the dole
If you're working and earning over 10k then you should also be enrolled in a private pension
the so-called workplace pension pot
>>78097187
no because I don't look at naked pictures of women who didn't consent to it
>>78097216
what do you want honey?
business idea: scrap state pensions
nobody ever says italy
B116ER
Suits make me feel so sexy i wish i wear it everyday without it being weird. I got a lot of compliments today and it made me feel like slightly better about always being single
the goal
I love how arseblasted the lefty Remainers still are about Brexit.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-education-higher-university-study-university-leave-eu-remain-voters-educated-a7881441.html
>>78097266
>>78097301
>tfw no lesbian gf
>>78097303
you gay?
>>78097304
defrosted a steak but cant be arsed to do it so need a sex slave
>>78097270
the saddle thumping against them stimulates them sexually from a young age. it changes them
What ideology let's me disdain the concept of working, beholden to the state/corporations until I'm an old husk of a man about to die?
Common sense and experience trumps book learning any day.
>This has got to stop.
>This morning my wife was in line to pay for her parking before work. Some random guy walking by told her "you're going to burn in hell fag, because trump is president now." I just can't believe it. I've read stories online in the last couple days, but it's never hit so close to home. I'm just shocked. And angry. Why do people think it's okay to be so hateful?
Things that happened
Bought a face scrub from Lush today because I saw a cute girl at the check out as I walked past the store
Absolute state of my life
>nudes
literally do nothing for me
don't get why people send me them
>>78097364
nonce
>>78096562
She stabbed Brienne like 5 times before she got knocked over
>>78097345
haha yeah funny how people are annoyed our country's going to get worse init
but i guess you don't really have to care about your country, you can just vote for whatever investment bankers tell you is in your interest
>>78097358
>frozen steak
Who /comfy/ here?
What are you listening to/reading/watching?
>>78097209
unusually-dyed hair
>>78097402
>get worse
Ah yes, the WWIII situation
>>78097420
reading watchmen
>She stabbed Brienne like 5 times before she got knocked over
>>78097286
but i didn't prepare for my future anon so you have to give up yours :)
>>78097402
leftypol in meltdown
>>78097406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8LPD6W0PZw
>>78097387
gf made me try a facial thing once and it felt like it was pulling my skin off
horrible
... though my face was very clean and fresh afterwards I must admit
Thoughts?
>>78097270
>Privileged upbringing
>Posh or aspirational middle class
>Daddy issues
>Doesn't usually have any other hobbies
Put the pieces together
>>78097209
can't believe it was the anti depressents wot dun it.
>>78097402
>you can just vote for whatever investment bankers tell you is in your interest
To remain then?
>>78097428
>wwIII situation
what?
>>78097456
just sad you care that little about your country :(
hope you lads are saving my toads x
>>78097458
explain how you came about this video
>>78097485
i'm not
>>78097471
what the fuck are "daddy issues"
such a meaningless buzzword, everyone says "daddy issues" but never actually describes what the fuck that means because they don't know.
>Implying anyone in their 20s today will EVER get to retire
Literally the perfect female body
would like a gf (girlfriend) one day
"Tinder is just an app for sex"
>>78097484
Yes, I care nothing about it whatsoever which is why I voted to remain
>>78097402
t. pro mass immigration
>>78097518
heyy x
>>78097479
meant commodities traders lol my mistake
>>78097505
ahem
>>78097498
Literally means she has an abnormal relationship with her father.
How thick are you?
really makes you think eh
>>78097537
not today
>>78097532
sex is required for children
>>78097501
decrypt pensioners living till near 200 years will have his working to death so they live it up large
>>78097536
thick as pigshite you are his post was clearly ironic
>>78097532
kind of troubling that these people reproduced if im honest
>>78097441
Brienne was going easy, Arya is like 3ft tall and was known to be retarded
warsester sauce
>>78097547
>hips
good
>literally every other feature
nah
OC do NOT steal
>>78097420
watching legend
>>78097574
why? they look like a nice wholesome family
no please, im real
>>78097533
you didn't vote to remain though anon :( you voted for the option which almost every politician and economist predicted would make your country a tangibly worse place to live
it's a bit sad really, i don't mind if you don't care about your country but it's just sad your vote counts the same as someone who does
>>78097501
I'm betting by the time I reach retirement age I'll be dead or AI will have made the world into a utopia where I don't need to work. Probably the first one
>>78097270
>what links every female horse rider into dementia
They're crazy cat ladies, but with money.
>>78097590
I'll make sure to respect your intellectual property.
>>78097556
to what consequence? how thick are you
TAAAAAAKE
OOON
MEEEEEE
(TAKE ON ME)
>>78097568
it literally wasn't
>>78097536
immigration is a net benefit to our country and the people that lose should have worked harder in school to develop a marketable skill anon :)
>>78097540
>my mistake
Ah yes, the """""""""""""""educated lefty"""""""""""
What has him being a commodities trader got to do with anything?
http://imgur.com/a/Owkdy
JUST FUCKING END MY SUFFERING
>>78097486
via this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae5tgKYk8iQ
>>78097420
Werckmeister harmóniák (in a bit)
yo dudes, Cregg here. Just looked up my family tree, apparently my family came from Lauhburuh in Liechester
any other dudes from there?
>>78097665
VIRUS
DO NOT CLICK
the google guy got fired
using a hairdryer to heat my room
ah yes the overwatch account has bugged out
cheers blizzard
>>78097612
I did vote to remain though, anon.
>>78097664
he speaks for the working man anon he is a builder get your facts right
>>78097665
>pic 3
drank a beer earlier tonight and then just dropped 10mg valium without thinking
quite worried
should i drink a ton of water, would that help?
>he plays Overwatch
Sad!
>>78097702
ah yes the tolerant ____
>>78097721
take another valium and some beer to calm your nerves lad
>>78097711
would you recommend it
>>78097643
Either her father was absent and she seeks a surrogate relationship with other men to replace him. Or he was a doting doormat who she learned to manipulate at a young age, leading to her developing a dependent and exploitative understanding of relationships.
>>78097716
oh
good for you, thanks for taking pride in your country and voting to help it succeed
>>78097721
Staying hydrated always helps, theres nothing cooler than staying hydrated
>>78097721
nothing will happen, I don't pay attention to your rubbish posts very much but you seem to be popping benzos all the fucking time so you will have quite a lot of tolerance built up
>>78097702
good lol
I care about my country so much I want it to be subject to the rule of undemocratic and corrupt institutions that didn't even want us to be part of their club
>>78097665
'cks sake
>>78097803
yeah we really need to get rid of the house of lords
Is keto a meme or not?
>>78097831
good post
dont understand moth phobias. they're cool little things. they dont have teeth, claws or stingers so couldn't possibly hurt you.
fuck spiders though
>>78097787
nah i'm a different vietnam poster, not the american guy
i rarely take them
infact i hate drugs
karen carpenter died from less then i've taken
i'm concerned
>>78097768
I hate my country though. That's why I voted to remain
>>78097612
>>78097768
are you as much of a condescending, passive aggressive dickhead irl as you appear to be here or are you just baiting
be honest now
started driving a van for work this way and they've said they'll pay for me to get a minibus licence
will this make my regular car insurance cheaper when I go to renew it? I only passed my test this year so I'm getting raeped
>>78097848
Spiders are nice, a spider was on my keyboard at work today and I picked him up a little silk strand he made and put him somewhere safe.
>>78097850
>the american guy
thought he was canadian
>>78097721
youre going to be ok lol
>>78097831
>yank butting in over a foreign country's government when he can barely understand his own
>>78097873
It's just fun reminding brexiteers that they voted to make their country worse desu. It's really weird, aren't they meant to be the patriotic ones?
>>78097848
Had a massive fucker fly into my room the other night whilst I was trying to watch the office.
I only noticed when I had a thud next to my head then the fucker fluttering in my face.
Swear it kept dive bombing my head on purpose whilst I was trying to smash it with a magazine.
Hate em.
>>78097850
oh well, still nothing will happen
at most you will feel very sleepy.
>>78097935
a roach flew down my shirt one night
>>78097765
intelligent kraut post
speaks better English than me too
>>78097900
oh yeah
>>78097907
is there anything i can do now just incase?
>>78097937
people have died from less lad
>>78097921
shall be taking that as a "yes"
>>78097955
don't do drugs then if you enjoy being alive
>>78097652
>immigration is a net benefit to our country and the people that lose should have worked harder in school to develop a marketable skill
how capitalist of you
have said it already, will say it again
leftists are either the useful idiots of the right or traitourous manipulative snakes
>>78097873
He's either a London paki, of one of those smug millennial twats that went to a shit-tier ex-poly to study some Mickey Mouse degree and thinks he's more qualified to decide what is right and wrong than anyone else
>>78097742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0G8znfy_hs