Ask a portuguese girl in the beach anything

>>78091801
moustache pic

Do you suck dicks?

Do you like カステラ

>>78091801
What do you use to cover your mustache from the water's salts?

>>78091801
post feet

>>78092059
>>78091900
>>78091853
Fuck off

>>78091801
Timestamp or GTFO

>>78092907
I support this

>>78092880
hairy bitches BTFO

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>>78091801
Portugal?
Don't you mean Brazil?

>>78091801
Why do you like Sena so much

Qual a cor do seu buquine?

>>78093061
I love girls with hairy forearms

>>78091801
post timestamp on cleavage

>>78093496
biquine*

Vai mostrar um pouquinho de pele para seu "amigo" do outro lado do oceano?

>>78091853
>>78091900
I don't understand?

Are you cute?

>>78091801
is the beach nice

>>78093538
Vamos lá, não se fala de difícil. Nós dois sabemos que você quer saber qual sera nossa reação.

>>78093648
Yeah.

>>78093548
We joke about Portuguese people being hairy

>>78093759
The irony,right?

>>78093759
Once, a wise Frenchman told me this

"You don't want to meet Portuguese girls, for they have hairy mouths and assholes, and judging from the language they babble, it is hard to determine which is which"

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Stop Bullying Portugal, you mad cunts

>>78093983
We are doing this for a long, long time. Make me stop!

Also, the mustache thing is not a meme. I dated a Portuguese girl and she waxed every weekend.

>>78091801
>Ask a portuguese girl in the beach anything
Forgot to say that you wouldn't replay to "anything"

>>78094064
Why do you lie?
You gain nothing from this...

WHERE IS YOUR MOUSTACHE?

>>78094822
She did not grow a perfect mustache. It was just fur over her mouth.
This make you feel better?

Also, she really wax every weekend. Some times she even wax me...

>>78091853
Do Portuguese girls have moustaches?

>>78091801
Mostre seus peito bonitinha ;)

>>78091801
pls be my gf. pls.

>>78094948
It's a meme.Only some old ladies(babushkas) have.

It's a meme you can't fight agaisn't because nobody wants to believe it

>>78091801
Why do Portugese girls have so big asses?

>>78094979
>peito
peitos.
I fix for you. There are more than one (i expect) so it's plural.
>>78094999
https://mundomulheres.com/depilacao-do-bigode-feminino-dicas/

>>78094999
I'm not interested then.

Good day.

>>78091801
Do you look like Sena

>>78095080
Are you asking if she looks like a Tibetan cartoon character?

>>78095061
Thanks Brazil :)

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>>78095080
Yes.This was me when I was young

>>78094919
pics x

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>>78095130
Also, don't use bonitinha. Diminutives sound little bit childish. (it's okay to call if she was your gf for some time)
Try something more Chad, like "minha princesa".
>>78095240
No

>>78095271
pics of what?

>>78091801
Marry me

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>>78095299
That's me,here's another

>>78091801
Will you suck my cock.

>>78095333
it was a joke but i meant of you waxed

>>78095397
>That's me
Okay Beatriz. The original picture was taken in 2014. You should not even be lurking here...
>>78095446
Asian cock.
8==D

>>78095548
Male hair removal is not unusual in Brazil. most of us just shave down there... (seriously, too hot and humid here, you need to get off the fur)

>>78095650
My cock is 18cm.

>>78095785
Is this big in Europe???

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>>78094064
>I dated a Portuguese girl and she waxed every weekend.
Missed a great opportunity to say that she got a Brazilian every weekend, amigo.

>>78096596
Dude, we dated for 2 years, almost live together.
Also, when i said that she was Portuguese, i mean that she was Brazilian with ancestry from Portugal (she even get double citizenship). Not that she was from Portugal.
Are you still pretending to be a girl in the beach?

>>78096693
No mate, it was a double entendre between Brazilian wax and Brazilian dick.

Would you be willing to brew me a galao every morning?

>>78096693
>Also, when i said that she was Portuguese, i mean that she was Brazilian with ancestry from Portugal

She's not portuguese then.Is That really what you people there think?Just because you have a fucking italian/portuguese/german or whatever grandmother doesn't make you portuguese

>>78097509
I think it depends on how much of your ancestry is portuguese; if both of your parents are Portuguese and you were born in Brazil, I think its safe to say you are Portuguese as well.

>>78098305
only if she was 100% european.
a mixed dude with a european grandfather the the rest - non-european will never ever be portuguese or italian or german.