/brit/

anime and so on

>>78090694
equality isn't freedom. freedom includes the ability to compete and do better than other people.

fish and chips

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anime

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slags edition

HATE video interviews
hate them

any tips lads

>>78090685
B-b-but I walking :(

>>78090685
cannot believe yanks need signposts specifically to direct their population of paedophiles away from public areas

any if you lads got some good photos of low flying planes?

>>78090742
>It is difficult for me to imagine
autism

>>78090736
wouldn't mind in engaging in sexual intercourse with a slag

>>78090736
Eehy is she advertising the droop?

>>78090736
hideous little gremlins

>>78090739
write down notes for every question they'll ask you and keep them handy for the interview

make sure you look handsome on camera

>>78090759
>>78090779

>>78090777
FONT

macron is still based

freedom is a spook

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bus is late

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>>78090759

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I wish everywhere was a pedo free zone desu

Any Jewish man in?

egoism is a spook

>>78090751
that's worse than you think, afaik the people who were charged with sex related crimes (those can include even public urination) get for life the status of sex offenders, it can be publicly checked and also they should register when they move etc and on top of that the local communities can set zones where they can't live or i guess even enter to, it's completely inhumane imo

>>78090679
>TWIII
swagger taste my dude

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what's he singing?

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this is on a video about Kurdistan
ah yes

>>78090873
solution: don't be a nonce

>>78090883
https://open.spotify.com/track/0EItG9IYrhffJ2MOU9pW0Q

>>78090883
I see the crystal raindrops
Fall
And the beauty of it all
Is when the sun comes shining through

>>78090883
karma karma chameleon

>>78090883

YOU GOT A FRIEND IN ME

>>78090848
soon

>>78090848
tell me about ethiopian jews!

>>78090897
quite clearly irony. are you autistic?

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I NEED A FUCKING JOB
I'M GOING INSANE
THIS HAS GONE ON FOR TOO LONG
I HAVEN'T BEEN PROPERLY OUTSIDE FOR 2 WEEKS

Google's staff is filled to the brim with sjw runts

>>>/pol/136569799

>>78090942
not real jews

>>78090954
12 minutes, you can make it

am a pickle ricker

simple as

>>78090942
https://youtu.be/kmW2yAYhMmM

Choon

>>78090959
have you tried applying

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'968
>pol

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absolutely fucked. should NOT have had that 6th wank

>>78090968
This is the best thing that happened as of late. Google's reputation as an employer = trash

Good riddance

>>78091004
just edge

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>>78090883
RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD

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>I don't use /pol/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMNgbISmF4I

>>78090959
dude just lie on your cv lmao

Post something that will really make me think

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>brody equality: based on envy of toiled-for success due to people not being inherently the same
>brody remedy: drag everybody down into the mud

>>78090883
WE PASSED UPON THE STAIR

>>78091021
politics are terribly boring and anyone who engages in them are mentally ill

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>>78091053

>>78090990
I apply for at least 3 jobs a day

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>>78090631

anyone else just skip american flag posts?

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>i dont use /gif/

>>78090968
now that is bad for morale

>>78091055
who the fuck is brody?

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>>78091039

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post more singing/headphone apus

>>78091055
Rorke:I've got mine so fuck you

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>15 minute recorded video interview due sunday
>don't get the questions beforehand

>>78091068
how do you do so many
takes me years to do cover letters and that

>>78091069
screaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IH8tNQAzSs

tune

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>>78091053

>>78091100
dumb frogposter

>>78090751
its basically muslim ban policy on much smaller scale, why the fuck not

oi britainese
you shouldn't be payment money for the EU.

>>78091089
Been explained multiple times now

>>78091100
Not your personal army
Lurk more fggt

>>78091115
what a cuntbag

Botox lips goodnight kiss

@78091120
The absolute mad man

>>78090959

I haven't been outside properly for 3 years

>>78091115
Good for him he's worked hard

my thin cock is really unaesthetic

Can I use mustard for anal sex?

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>>78091117

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>>78091053
http://www.globalresearch.ca/kurdish-federalization-reminiscent-of-kerrys-plan-b-brzezinski-nato-plan-a/5515136

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>>78091158
8 years for me haha

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>2017
>not being a collectivist

any kfc man in

Any socialist man in

>>78091115
why would this make me think? are you implying something?? huh??

BIG HOUSE
FIVE CARS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4VpE-0zitU

>>78091174
neurons exploding

>>78091187
Hello brody

Business idea : write a script that replies Fuck off Yank to every post that includes 'faggot'

Any Ramble lads in?

need some mindless shit to buy to distract me from my shit life

any suggestions?

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shit....

don't care

>>78091217
i'm far-right you mong

>>78090739
learn from the master
https://youtu.be/ULqAIbjCsXE

>>78091242
A fidget spinner with LED lighting

You lads heard about the football weekly rift?

some of the lads are carrying on, some forming their own new podcast and some doing a joint podcast with the ramble lads

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Article refers to him as a 'supreme athlete'. Looks like he's a standard pintman who thought he would have a go and died.

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>>78091200
alri x

>>78091174
i don't get it

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dont wanna go back to uni, lads

might travel to japan

>>78091242
The witcher 3

>>78091270
Football podcasts are shit

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>>78091055
Fuck grammar schools letting people in based in on intelligence and regardless of wealth background so they can actually focus on achievement without being distracted with gang culture and teen pregnancy, everybody should go to an inner city comp and have their cultivated intelligence at the same rate of jamal from umbeezi who only learnt English last week

*quietly sends child to private school*

this is the epitome of prosecco-brody

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>>78091216
better brace your almonds
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shia_Crescent

Sneering imperialist vs. Fight the power

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what the fuck were they thinking while making this scene?

>>78091242
become a brody

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>>78091272
He looks like how I imagine every rorke in /brit/

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If someone came back from the year 2040 and told 18 year old me that working would get me just enough to live and that I would never own a house or have nice things, probably would've killed myself on the spot tbqh, never realised I'd live to see it come true

>>78091310
wrong

>>78091317
damn, a true 10/10 in britbong land

>>78091270
I stopped listening for the football weekly, I find Sid very annoying as a host but the Ramble mentioned their new weekly special about continental football podcast in their latest episode

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i'm far right you mong

>>78091317
revealing the strength of aryas plot armour

Need a big nigger cock in my boipussy NOW

>>78091317
*back flips into you*

>>78091315
explain these images immediately

>>78091350
>sid
>host

what did he mean by this, jimbo was the host but he's one of the ones leaving to make a new show called 'the totally football show'

that's what the name of this weeks ramble was a joke about

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>>78091315
ALLAH

http://i.imgur.com/wglBzGh.gifv
found the ethiopian

the now tv app for xbox hasn't been working for several days now

>>78091315
they all kuffar

/v/ is being racist again

>>78091312
corbyn sent his son to a comp

black metal is surprisingly dull

>>78091294
Yeah that'll solve all your problems
Might as well neck yourself while you're there

>82 year old man stabbed to death while walking his dogs in Norfolk

Can GUARANTEE it was a muslim

This happens alot, this time the guy happened to die making it news.

Muzzies despise dogs, they leave poisoned food around in dog parks but no one addresses this problem.

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>i fled to korea cause i was bullied in england

>>78091391
>Jimbo
Just shows how long its been since I've listened to it

Any suggestions to fill that gap with? 5 live is available on Spotify

why does my sweat smell so much like cum?

>>78091430
dont think there are any muslims in rural norfolk sweetie

>>78091428
>Might as well neck yourself while you're there
that's the plan, didn't wanna post it cause i thought it was a bit dark, but yeah

>>78091242
fleshlight

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i fled to korea cause i was bullied in sweden

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>>78091262
>"what are your weaknesses?"
>not really anything
>that's kind of a rude question

kek

i used to come here for company and conversation

shame newfags are too obsessed in pushing gimmicks now.

what's /britfeel/ like?

>>78090736
me on the right

>>78091522
/britfeel/ is fantastic, very comfy. You should go there and stay there.

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>wanna go overseas and escape this miserable, expensive island
>know I'd get lonely and depressed elsewhere too

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*farts in your general direction*

Don't even enjoy wanking if I'm not stoned anymore

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>>78091419
Mr Corbyn had accused the government of finding money for Mrs May's grammar school "vanity project" while cutting funding for other schools.
The Labour leader's son Ben went to a North London grammar school although Mr Corbyn was reported to be against it.

umm try again sweaty xx

>>78091524
me on the left

>>78091485
Fucking southern fairies bringing down our average.

>>78091548
would have been a better post if you omitted the image

reckon there would be a physical conflict within 10 minutes if /brit/ threads were in real life in a room with loads of chairs

>>78091545
>nevada
>Cascadia

reckon Western Europe needs something like Mao's Great Leap Forward

would effectively purge our countries of millions of people and would probably end the degeneracy, and also afterwards it would put us off leftist utopianism forever

>>78091545
Tfw best part of White American Republic

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on the train

>>78091566
Runts would get heemed no doubt

made a chicken curry for tea time

>>78091566
i'd chin you all out

>>78091566
would cave your skull in with my big commie cock

>>78091563
*taunts you a second time*

>>78090883
radiohead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6sLI7-Ulh8

>>78091612
recipe?

listen to nigger music and not ashamed to admit it

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>>78091292
>>78091381
IS/kurd/government territorial holds bears a strange and close resemblance to the Sunnistan / Kurdistan / Alawite partitions of the country that were proposed by NATO shortly before IS started expanding significantly
such states would also seem to undermine the unification of largely shia countries, and in a larger context, iranian influence in the region, as well as the proxy conflict with the saudis, with whom the west is allied

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Lads I'm looking for the gif of the really fit brunette actress in a pink bathrobe/night gown with her mouth-watering cleavage

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>>78091613
oh yeah, take you best shot mate

why is it that a disproportionate amount of pedophiles are british?

>>78091650
jawcunt

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>>78091644
Have a gander big boi

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95Tbim7TFgM

How do you deal with being publically shamed?

the blacks are at it again

>>78091654
islam

>>78091674
nonce

>>78091654

This is untrue, Germans pedos are most common

>>78091625
1 onion diced
5 green chillies diced
4 garlic cloves diced
1/2 tsp slat
2 tsp coriander power
2 tsp cumin powder
about 1/5 tsp of chilli power or or less depends how hot you like it

the for the rice
3 black cardamon pods
chicken stock cube
1 bay leaf
half cook it then put some butter over the top of it then chuck it in the oven at 180 for about 10-15 mins

>>78091686
>>78091687
snap

>>78091650
is that matt helders from /fa/

That guy was a such a little runt

hate banter
hate gimmicks
hate pints
hate football
love my fellow man
love labour
i'm not 'one of the lads'
i am the new /brit/
your racist little safe space is evaporating before your very eyes
i'm here to stay

would trade everything non-whites have ever created for a world without non-whites

>>78091707
>put some butter over the top of it

fucked it mate

>>78091725
*shoves a didgeridoo up your arse*

>>78091725
i do not want to do maths with roman numerals

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>>78091644

>>78091725
considering that the ancient greeks and romans weren't white... there wouldn't have been any civilization, we are extremely rooted into the ancient greece

flat earth is real

>>78091714
>not filtering yanks
changed my 4chan experience forever

what the fuck is the point of a haiku
its literally nonsense

funny how whites only think of jews as white when they want to claim all their inventions

>>78091758
>gif
fuck off

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>>78091644
?

>>78091725
me too

>>78091776
Small poems and that

>dirty f*reigners shitting up OUR general
>REAL MEN (brits) in this thread do NOTHING about it

>>78091242
factorio

cum

what the fuck is the point
of a haiku it is
literally nonsense

playing some battlefront 2

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Yanks btfo

>>78091811
Ya fucked it

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>>78091761
>the ancient greeks and romans weren't white

>>78091751
*farts and plays a beezer choon*

>>78091753
i do not want to do anything with pakis and niggers

>>78091761
you're only mad because you'd be gone too if we lived in a world without non-whites

>>78091804
These days, If you fly and English flag outside your house, you'd get arrested.

>>78091733
Its nice, melts into the rice gives it abit more flavour

>>78091811
it's like iambic pentameter but japanese

>>78091830
how many syllables does literally have

i say lit-rall-y, 3

>>78091824
Hmmm

just clocked a dude near my apartment with a single punch and rushed back into my place. I AM FREAKING LIT AF TBQH NGL LADS !!!!

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>iambic pentameter

ate massaman curry yesterday, was very nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQRV5omnBBU

tune

The truth should not fear investigation

>>78091824
makes me think

>>78091776
what the fuck is the
point of a haiku;
its literally nonsense.

>>78091839
this makes me ree
it would unironically be fine to fly a gay pride or pakistani flag though
on a related note, the best housing areas often have union flags in their front gardens

>>78091867
normie garbage

>>78091761
WE WUZ HOPLITEZ

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>This creature made more than 20 posts mocking a man for his appearance

>>78091876
but you don't get arrested for waving an england flag

>>78091876
mate it's a meme calm down

"Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands. Wogs I mean, I'm looking at you. Where are you? I'm sorry but some fucking wog...Arab grabbed my wife's bum, you know? Surely got to be said, yeah this is what all the fucking foreigners and wogs over here are like, just disgusting, that's just the truth, yeah. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country. You fucking (indecipherable). I don't want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Enoch Powell. Enoch's our man. I think Enoch's right, I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans and fucking (indecipherable) don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don't want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. We are a white country. I don't want fucking wogs living next to me with their standards. This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? We need to vote for Enoch Powell, he's a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Enoch, he's our man, he's on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Enoch, support him, he's on our side. Enoch for Prime Minister! Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!"

>>78091856
Why?

>>78091856
go back and say sorry

>>78091839
nah just depends where you are

>>78091873
second line is meant to be 7 syllables, third is 5

Samsung galaxy is making some posts in bigger fonts, unfair

>>78091849
The first line has 6 syllables
The second line has 6 syllables
The third line has 7 syllables

>>78091896
There is probably a good reason why she's mocking him. Two sides to every story.

shall i post another wacky coincidence? or wait till the next thread

>>78091896
what

>>78091849
lit-er-al-ly

>>78091776
it makes sense to count syllables in japanese because it's a syllabic language unlike english
it doesn't make much sense in english except for vaguely setting the length of the lines
without its 5-7-5 scheme it's just a short blank verse

>>78091919
I thought some text looked thiccer

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why are mixed race british girls so unique and prettier looking than mixed race girls from other countries? Like missandei
Don't think Ive seen any yank girls look liker her

>>78091902
he was right about the saudis

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>>78091902
>Clapton later said it was a joke

>>78091938
what
most mixed race girls are hideous

>>78091938
superior british genetics

>>78091919
Use Clover

>>78091902
what a cunt

how long does it take for a mixed race person's descendents to look white again?

>>78091938
looks horrid

>>78091931
Fucking love this guy

He should be PM

https://twitter.com/Adookable/status/893185354454446080
Americans

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>poopebble

>>78091938
sample size of 1

>>78091960
fake news

>>78091902
To be fair, the (indecipherable) have ruined this country.

>>78091938
And we all saw her naked

>>78091938
she looks like a man

>>78091635

here have UK nigger shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nO-0uMSR-U

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>>78091983

>>78091938
Mixed race people look disgusting

mutts

Night falls, moon of satin.
Thoughts delayed until first light.
One is still awake.

>>78091899
>>78091897
>Ex-soldier told to repaint his St George's flag front door by housing association after it was deemed offensive and distressing

>s England play their first games of Euro 2012, I'd like to be an England fan. But even though I'm English, it's hard.

For a start, as a British Muslim, I am unsettled by the sight of England supporters dressed as Christian knights and jovially waving Crusader shields at the European championships in Poland and Ukraine. Footage of last night's cagey opener with France was interspersed with close-ups of young men dressed in the armour of Knights Templar hordes. There's an irony in the fact that images of Polish supporters chanting antisemitic slogans and giving Nazi salutes have been met with such deserved outrage, but to brandish a sword and recall the brutal and bloody invasion of Muslim lands is portrayed as harmless banter.

>>78091995
ok thats 2

>>78091964
hello nigger

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>arsebumingham

>>78091945
>[deleted]
Is janny a kike?

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>Mixed race people look disgusting

>mutts

>>78092003
>Ex-soldier told to repaint his St George's flag front door by housing association after it was deemed offensive and distressing
oh right so he defaced his door and his flag by painting the flag on a door

flags belong on flags you dumb cunt
>as a british muslim
no you're not

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Need a Jewish princess NOW

want to turn into an empty shell

>>78091938
shes got a nice body but I think shes overrated desu
not a fan of that bushy hair

>1 bed absolutely shithole terrace in rundown area, london
>£250,000

ah yes

>>78092053
u disabled lad?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p05b5w4x/stacey-dooley-investigates-the-billion-pound-party
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p05b5w4x/stacey-dooley-investigates-the-billion-pound-party
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p05b5w4x/stacey-dooley-investigates-the-billion-pound-party

new dooleykino

PoCs = Pieces of Crap

>>78091938
>those mongrel monkey noses and brillo pad "hair"
Looks manlier than most men tbqh.

This entire board is pure poison and I urge any young people reading to get out while you still can

>>78092053
fuck off racist

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BUURRRRP God's not real Morty
the redditor begins to chuckle
L-life is pointless Morty, your URP parents are fucking idiots
the redditor laughs out loud, spewing Cheetoh crumbs all over his desk
W-wake up fucking sheeple, everybody is an idiot but me
the redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room
WUBALABADUBDUB POOPY DOOP FUCK SHIT
The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter
mmmm get schwifty
the redditor's heart explodes and he dies

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>>78092114
>they're taking the gimmicks to leftypol

Saw a brown 'person' earlier

still feel a bit nauseous

I honestly feel sad for them

>Putney Bridge: CCTV of jogger 'pushing' woman in front of bus

Crazy ass crackas

I
just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love
science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for
us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the
show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live
in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be
really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm
so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if
Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the
common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the
greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The
Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats,
and fucking loving science.

I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse
Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't
talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask
out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat +
brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust
and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've
already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite
character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of
Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know
EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like
Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't
be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look
at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face,
Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure
to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!

Yours baconly, Atheist92

>>78092114
You could say the same of the site, even of the entire internet. Maybe the whole digital revolution was a mistake. I think people were genuinely happier in the 90s.

starting to like duterte
seems like he doesnt take no shit from anyone

>>78092121
>>78092142
This is just as reddit as watching rick and marty

>>78092112
>>78091997
>>78091992
>>78091973
>>78091960

fucking creasing at these try hard beta virgin rorke cucks
implying she isn't 10x better than anything you will get your little filthy gremlin hands on

>>78092085
what?
flags belong on flags
sticking flag designs where they don't belong is dumb and cringey
(eg: doors, clothing, hats, bedding)

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>>78091974
a few decades ago during a hostage crisis he, as the mayor at the time i believe, stormed into a building leading soldiers to slaughter the perpetrators after they started killing hostages
i'll post the story as soon as i find it, in the mean time have this damning piece of news from what appears to be a CNN broadcast

>>78092142
i saw a fedora child yesterday, dark blue hat and matching mack. Rarely see them irl

>>78092156
cringed so hard my bollocks have retracted

>>78092133
>the gimmicks, the gimmicks, the gimmicks, to leftypol to leftypol

>>78092169
> try hard beta virgin rorke cucks
>implying she isn't 10x better than anything you will get your little filthy gremlin hands on

my gf is a lot better looking than any mixed race manly looking mongrel

>Sony Pictures Animation announces '/brit/ Movie' slated for 2020

>>78092169
dry your eyes nigger

liking both GoT and LOTR should be punishable by jail

>>78092169
oo oo ah ah ah *picks bugs from your hair*

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>>78091758
>>78091785
Nah not these but cheers lads

It's from a TV show, I think she's an English actress

>>78092156
>success of the Emoji Movie
i thought it flopped?

>>78092210
Why?

>>78092170
>yes i am disabled
fascinating

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>>78092204
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

>>78092212
creasing

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>>78092227
BLORFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>78087386
>>78087386
>>78087386
new

>>78092240
what do you mean by this?
I'm not disabled
what on earth are you getting at?

>>78092212
howling

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>>78092227

>>78091964
hello n-

>>78092013
for fuck sake