You wake up in the UK.

I go back to sleep

>>78086704
*throws acid in your face*

Go find jellied eels.

>>78086704
no I don't

>>78086704
needs some drunks in the puddle

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*puts the kettle on*

>>78086704
Yes, yes pla

Let's activate the economy by putting in large amounts of Arab immigrants.

>>78087558
AAAAAJJJJJ PIRATE

>>78086704
be glad it is just a business trip (to help a company leave UK and move to continental Europe)

>>78086704
Again??

Meet up with a buddy of mine from England and have tons of gay sex.

>>78086704
get comfy

>>78088645
sounds a bit gay

>>78088837
Don't worry, I'd say no homo.

>>78086732
RARE

what is it even?

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The prettiest country on earth :3

*sniffs for the nearest welfare centre*

>>78089824
70% of that was bombed in WW2

>>78089822
an island between britain and ireland, and it's not that rare.

>>78089466
Well thats alright then

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>>78089874
>tfw germany destroyed all the comfy old buildings and were replaced with brutalist shit

>>78090430
Should have picked the good guys.

>>78089856
Don't you mean,
*looks for 20 year old model to sell as a sex slave in the ME on the dark web*
?

>>78090498
Topical

>>78090430
it's the fault of crappy architects

other bombed countries managed to replace them with decent-looking buildings

>get on a plane and leave your muslim infested shithole behind

>>78090430
>hey germany i made a map of london

>>78093195
How is ireland?

>>78086704
looks like russia or something

>>78090430

Now have a look at what you did to Germany. It was 10 times worse.

GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

>>78086732
pedophile

>>78087558
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
UNA

>>78086704
is that really the worst pic you could find

>>78093584
deserved

>>78093195
>get on a plane and leave your muslim infested shithole behind for my nigerian infested shithole
ftfy

>>78093697
thanks

*does a poo*

I look for the two online friends I made there to have gay sex with.

>>78090430
Shouldn't have gone to war then.
It's also not an excuse. Poland got raped into oblivion and they still have good architecture.
Also this >>78093803

>>78086704
Rejoice in the wonderful paradise I live in. Look at that broken road! There are some countries that have to use muddy piss puddles or dogshit to walk on! In England, we put a layer of broken tarmac down first, then spread the filth on top!

SWEET LORD IN HEAVEN WHYYYYY???!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBthi_An5qQ

i just hum this to myself whenever i walk through a shithole