What are the alternative and possibly funny ways to say "hello"

yo
lu-ssa
wesh
négro
wallah

>>78086042
>yo
>wesh
>négro
>wallah

hi mohammed

>lussa
literally never heard this
sounds autistic as fuck

>>78086093
You are not into sarcasm, huh?

>lussa is just "salut" upside down

SLAVA ISSU(glory to Jesus)

im gay

>>78085899
Hoi

Hiiohoi halojatapäivää!

>>78086259
funny and original :D

>>78086261
hehe tu broma is hilariosa

>>78086272
nice ;)

>>78086275
epic :DD

Tereeveppä tereeve!

Heil Hitler

morjensta

Kivat kengät, pannaaks!
Haista vittu!

>>78085899
harou

Moin

>>78085899
Tjena!

'Tão

Eai seu macaco de bosta. Tudo bom?

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>>78085899
in guarani the greetings is "mba'e tekó pio?" (how you doing, literally)
so most peope just say "qué hacés?" instead of "hola"

>>78085899
Hoi (stiff informal, a bit childish)
Hey (spontaneous informal)
Jo (equivalent of "yo")

To easily make friends, just say "kanker" to someone.

>>78085899
What's up?
GIT R DUN
Yo

>>78085899
OH!

>>78094956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFON1IE13Lg

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¡Hola! ¿Qúe tal, broder?

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