American girl's face when they see an American footballer.

>>78084054
what the heck is a footballer

>>78084093
A guy who move a ball with his foot.

>>78084093
What a moron.
Learn English.

american football

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>>78084093

do european high school Chads actually play soccer? i'm giggling at the thought of an alpha playing such an effeminate sport

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Yikes and gadzooks!

>>78084210
Explain this meme.

>>78084193
They also play rugby

>>78084110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1iGqKYkpww

the kicker? no idea why she would get turned on by the scrawniest faggot on the team

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>>78084193
Do yours play rugby? Aussie rules? Cricket?

>>78084336
>Cricket
Watching a bunch of steroided Chads playing Crickets would be hilarious desu

>>78084294
this, those guys are terrifying

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>>78084389
I don't know much about cricket but baseball players certainly like steroids.

>>78084327
'murican football (or """football""") looks pretty fun to watch. I should the rules one days.

>>78084482
learn*

>>78084482
It's not American, it's at least half Canadian. Basketball, ice hockey, modern lacrosse, and possibly baseball are also Canadian.

>>78084482
it's fun until you realize the vast majority of the time doesn't involve playing

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>>78084482
It's a bit like Quidditch. You could either spend all your time with intricate passes and blocks and well-placed kicks, or just give the ball to the fastest guy and have him score a touchdown for 3 points.

>>78084529
Half Canadian? What do you mean by this? Hollywood would have lied to me?
>>78084542
Well It's like european football then

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American cheerleaders

>>78084294
based Caveman

>>78084193
Virgins play British football aka soccer.
Chads play handball.

>>78084450
cricket is also not a clean sport

>>78084596
The rules seem even more obscure according to your description. But if It's like Quidditch it's worth it I guess

>>78084679
do any euros like stickball?

>>78084747
Hockey? It's mostly played by women here.

>>78084606
North American football was invented when Harvard challenged Canada's McGill University to a unique game. They made quite a bit of it up as thet went along with Canadians introducing the "try" (touchdown) and a system if downs to track progress across the field.
Harvard later took this game to other American colleges and football was born.
Modern lacrosse was invented in Canada based on an Indian game
Modern ice hockey was invented in Canada based on Euro (mostly Scottish) stick on ice games
Basketball was invented by Canadian James Naismith (as was the football helmet)
Baseball is contested but the first recorded game, played on a diamond, distinct from rounders or cricket, took place in Ontario, years before Abner Doubleday "invented" it at Vooperstown.

>>78084797
I was thinking of the New Yorker baseball game with a narrow stick instead of a bat.

>>78084949
>Quebec made a sport that involves beating the shit out of each other
checks outw

>>78084951
We don't play that. Baseball neither.

>>78085007
McGill is an Anglo university in Montréal

>>78084951
We call it burnball here and it's slightly different I think. The batter is also the pitcher etc.

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>>78085109
>batter is also the pitcher

https://youtu.be/zki2ekIbojw

>>78085179
Guy tosses the ball and then he runs. I don't know if it's even played outside of middle/high school gym class.