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fuck off janny edition
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*claps*
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>/birt/
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>>78082304
>>78082304
>>78082304
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>>78082405
FUCK off
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There's no earthly way of knowing
In which thread we are going.
There's no knowing where we're posting
Or which way the posters are posting.
Is it cara?
Is it kpop?
Is it a trap poster who's spamming?

Not a speck of light is showing
in janny's room in which mold is growing.
Are the screens of his computer a glowing?
Is the grisly janny mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing
For the posters keep on posting.
And janny's blood pressure is not showing
any signs that it is slowing!
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Are you a fan of Burlington bar /brit/?
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>>78082424
the left one is peng
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me birt

who are you
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landlord has a plasterer in doing a relatively small patch on the wall. says it will take 3-4 days to complete. which seems an oddly long time for such a small bit of work. why that long?

bit annoying as its right outside the bathroom and i need a shit.
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sue
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>>78082443
me bort
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I just got called a RACIST for being WHITE
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>>78082453
probably drying time
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>>78082424
How come one of those lasses has a beard?
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>>78082471
tell us what happened lad
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>>78082304
>>78082304
>>78082304
ALERT! ALERT!
THIS IS THE NEW BRITISH GENERAL
ANY AND ALL REFERENCES TO /BRIT/ WILL SOON BE TERMINATED
WE /BIRT/ NOW!
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>>78082488
this is brit
that is birt

fuck off
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>passed test at 18
>now 25, not been behind the wheel since
>first refresher lesson in 2 hours

shitting it lads
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Helloooo
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>he's above the age of 18
>he doesn't at the VERY least have a provisional licence
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the gf
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If it wasn't for Hillary Clinton's campaign for POTUS, we'd probably be living in a Bernie/Corbyn world.
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>>78082424
glad I don't watch this stuff
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>>78082523
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love german
beautiful language
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finally found a sub I actually like
https://www.reddit.com/r/madlads/
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Posting from the toilet at work.
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Business idea: small pill that shortens your life span by 9 minutes
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even noticed when the dane gets btfo, in whatever topic he thinks he knows he about, he just goes quiet and doesn't post for a while. no acknowledgement of being in the wrong or gratitude for learning something. utterly pathetic.
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business idea: an app that lets you choose where to be reincarnated after you die

obviously doesn't do shit but people are fucking stupid
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>>78082611
>>78082618
snap
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>>78082621
they have those but you have to smoke them, not swallow them
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anyone got some brine?
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Business idea: small pill that shortens your willy by 9 cm.
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>>78082497
LADS need some comfort xx

please tell me it's gonna be okay
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best Manic Street Preachers song iih

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX8szNPgrEs
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>>78082680
I AM THE BIGGEST SPOON OF ALL

*lays on them and writhes around*
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>brexit
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>>78082435
Repeat after me
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>>78082680
hehe a runt
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cockblocked some italian lad the other week and didn't even realise it

feel like an arsehole but also fuck normies
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cant decide if theyre writing for daenaerys to be hated or not
if they are then thats a major twist and quite impressive; cant think of another franchise where a character has been built up to be good and rooted for over several seasons, only to be revealed as evil right at the end

or theyve unwittingly made her hated by enforcing feminism and le epic progressive for le people crap onto the character, firmly in the belief this would make her appeal to the audience, but of course has actually had the complete opposite effect

its difficult to say because its impossible not to hate daenaerys whenever she delivers a line, but whether thats intentional or because of how desperately shit and annoying the actress is cant be confirmed
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Worth the £300k?
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>>78082714
You lost Brody bitch
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>>78082723
dont get it
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>go on date with some qt girl
>have no desire at all for a gf

wtf am i doing
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>>78082714
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>>78082723
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>>78082739
Absolutely
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>>78082739
nah mate just have a wank for nowt and buy a house
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me on the left
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>Now repeat after me, I am free
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fucking AYYLMAOing @ brits that claim greco roman culture
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>>78082723
I A M
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>>78082744

just being an australian normiesurferturbochad as per usual
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>>78082739
she's already got a kid at 20 I bet her fanny's in a right pickle. Between that and the grim face, not on your life
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>>78082723
that is freedom. as defined by the majority of human beings. there is no external and absolute definition of freedom - only that which is defined by us. if you think differently then you're in the minority and thus meaningless. whoever made that is an idiot basically.
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>>78082704
Saw them live on Saturday
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>>78082796
me
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https://youtu.be/Ht-m4vMWRqA
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>>78082787
I AM FREE
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>>78082653
I winder if it's the same Dane on /sp/ who posts ignorant shit and then crawls off when he's humiliated
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>>78082783
>grim face

Where?
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why are cats such benders
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>>78082739
Post her nudes
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>>78082816
Dunno who you're on about but do you wanna buy an app?
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>>78082821
are you blind
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>>78082816
So it seems, so it seems
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZrYUOBshcE
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>>78082783
Her face is a bit overproduced, but alright.
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>>78082824
the numale pet
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>>78082859
think ill give this one a miss
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Hello nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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>>78082739
oh for fucks sake
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Hey lads you might be noticing a trend on /brit/ as off late where people will respond to right-wing political posts with the term "Rorke" and left-wing political posts with the term "Brody". In case you are not aware both of these refer to famous battles in British history. However you might also notice that their is no equivalent term for the so called "radical-centrists". This is because radical centrists don't fight battles they win them.
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>>78082824
probably a girl cat
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>>78082849
I'm jelly of you for what your standards suggest about your sex life.
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https://youtu.be/TR3Vdo5etCQ
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>>78082874
>and left-wing political posts with the term "Brody"
Never seen this once in my life, which has been spent exclusively on /brit/.
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>>78082816
did you intentionally spell wonder incorrectly to imitate another poster?
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>single male
>has a cat

the fucking STATE
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>>78082796
>girls will kiss dogs but not me
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>>78082897
its a day-old forced meme; ignore
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Imagine being someone who enjoys going out, who enjoys meeting new people. Just fucking imagine.
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who's reading /brit/ at 12:19pm?
alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners
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>>>/hm/1586860
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>>78082787
pretty sure even norks can do all that stuff
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>>78082888
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>>78082904
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>>78082900
No why?
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>>78082915
I’m definitely the first two
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>>78082915
and me as well
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>>78082849
She's got a cute face on her
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>>78082904

what's wrong with that
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>>78082915
all me, except for alcoholic (haven't had a drink in 3 months).
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>>78082914
literally my gf
she baffles me
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>>78082849
what fucking world do you live in you turbovirgin
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>>78082915
im a normie and about to go shopping
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>>78082938
3/10 would not kidnap
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>>78082945
Shut it normie
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would consider alcoholism if drink was a bit cheaper
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>>78082938
she's got a face like a smacked arse mate
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>>78082939
You're yoking?
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>>78082931
>>78082939
The absolute sign of a beta nu-male, bet you work in computer programming, are balding, wear glasses and have a beard that doesn't join up and a skinnyfat non-lifting physique
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>>78082874
Explain "Brody"?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OLUSELxFok
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>>78082927
and by their standards they are free.
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Think I'm going to go to Waterstons and buy a new book
Don't know what book though
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>>78082909
t.brody
You fucking lost mate get over it and fuck off
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>>78082939
t.cregg
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>>78082983
don't encourage him
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>>78082987
>buying books

the fucking STATE, get a kindle you absolute brainlet
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>kindle

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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89
strong cringe
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>>78083027
how will everyone know I am reading Jung though
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>>78082983
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brody_(1941)
Some runt said yesterday he'd love to defend the Soviets against fascism, and here we are
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>>78083027
Electronic book, electronic brain
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total biscuit
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>>78082983
Some idiot trying to recreate 'rorke' but for lefties
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>>78083052
fuck off phone poster
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>>78083027
cringe
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>89
>strong cringe
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>>78083066
his dad sounds like such a limp wristed gaylord
no wonder his son is that pathetic
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Cronge
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A few new Aussie girls getting into the webcam porn business lads.
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>>78083043
>>78083049
>>78083054
>you walk in to waterstones and spend £30 on the latest "love island" runt book

>I download all books for free and expand my mind, forever enforcing my superiority over the brainlet masses
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>>78083049
I bought some Jung off Amazon ages ago and it still hasn't arrived. Expected 1st August (Dispatched). Looks like that's £7.35 I can just kiss goodbye.
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>>78083091
step dad
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>>78083052
>750 german tanks to 3500 soviet
>the soviets lost
amazing
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>>78082979
>bet you work in computer programming, are balding, wear glasses and have a beard that doesn't join up and a skinnyfat non-lifting physique
literally none of those are true for me
don't have a cat either, just find them cute
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can't deal with reality haha
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>>78083101
I get my books off of Amazon for pennies

you stare at a screen all day you hunchbacked freak
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>>78083066
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You arrive in the Cul-De-Sac
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>>78083134
>just find them cute
The demesne of your """""""life""""""
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEB6ibtdPZc
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Phwoar that Chloe Ayling does the 80s fitness instructor look perfectly
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>>78083076
Sounds like a good idea desu everyone should get a unique /brit/ derogatory term
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>>78082766
thats a real good one of these images
it's the subtle things that always get me that they've in common, it's always a domestic, living room/backyard setting, a half finished outfit (in this case nerd jeans and leather jacket combo)

like look at the little poodles on the table this is his mums house or something
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wish 4chan x would stop telling me my images are corrupt.
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>>78083090
cringing again
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>all these maf brodies
screeching
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Imagine being a 13 year old boy who was kidnapped and forced to be a shemale sex slave by a gang of "Asian" gentlemen. What a relief this never happened to me haha

In any case I saw Dunkirk and it was a bit of a sleeper. Thanks Farage.
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>>78083165
you can download them and put them on your kindle you runtoid
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got a few mates who go to like 10 festivals every summer. fuckin crazy.
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>>78083222
>Dunkirk

ah yes, films Americans could never understand
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>>78083192
stay mad slavic nerd
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>>78083211
same
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>>78083210
>like look at the little poodles on the table this is his mums house or something
never understood why they do that
same with bathroom selfies when the bog is clearly in frame (taking pictures *on* the bog is good though)
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dont care
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>I saw dunkirk and it was a bit of a sleeper
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>>78083229
I know you fucking spastic, it's still a screen

b-but muh e-ink!
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never spoke to a yank with a brain
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cats give you parasites.
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Just done a match with the grill on the left and haven't spoke to her yet but pretty sure I'm already in love lads
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>>78083254
t. has never used a kindle

it's LITERALLY like reading a book you brainlet

*turns around and walks off, 1000 books stored on my kindle*
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>>78083052
>the largest tank battle of World War II
I thought that was Kursk.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kursk

Look at those numbers. Imagine being in the middle of that shit.
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>>78083269
What a beauty
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>>78083250
he's obviously short a few dollars to be doing the stuff in the firstplace and oblivious that hanging in his mums living room kinda deadens the badass vibe he was going for
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>>78083282
I had the first kindle that came out and it was fucking atrocious

there is nothing better than reading an actual, physical book

now piss off because I make you swallow your gay little kindle
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>>78083282
kindles are okay but the state of ebook quality is fucking appalling. i usually just get pdfs because the kindle's pdf support is alright and it's less likely to have horrid mistakes and weird shit everywhere
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>>78083286
what a waste of noble white men. fuck hitler.
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delete my number baby
leave me like a dumpster baby
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>>78083312
m8 I'm 6'4 and built like a sainsburys local, I'd like to see you read your actual, physical book when your face is between the pavement and my boot, runt
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>>78083269
How fucking peng are you m8? Must be a giga chad
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I had the first mobile that came out and it was fucking atrocious
there is nothing better than speaking over an actual, physical landline
now piss off before I make you swallow your gay little iphone
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>>78083286
jesus christ that's like four hundred thousand killed on the soviet side what an awful bloody waste of so many poor young mens lives
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>>78083351
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*LOOKS AT THE LATEST FILM TORRENTS*

Ah yes such an eclectic selection
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>>78083351
alri grandad
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>kindle
And exactly how wide is your arsehole
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>>78083100
Names
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>>78083349
I'm 6'5 so you'd be lucky to reach my kneecaps, hopefully you can still download books on your gay little tablet when you take permanent residence under my steel toecaps
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>>78083350
Not gonna post a pic here for fear of somebody finding her and ruining my chance, but I'm probs 6/10 on a good day
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Imagine leading hundreds of thousands of men into battle against an invading army to fight for the future of your country. Do NOT have the mettle.
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>>78083286
i remember playing the IL-2 flight sim and flying a Fw-190 for the Germans in that campaign.
Was quite fun since at that stage the Russians were still sending pretty weak planes up, though not as fun as barbarossa. Campaign ended early when I crash landed though. (Didn't die, but you can get wounded and while my pilot was in hospital it moved on to the next battle. He eventually died trying to defend Berlin in a jet.)
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>>78083382
what site?
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can't see any reason as to why you wouldn't own a kindle
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>>78083416
let's face reality you're gonna mess it up anyway
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>>78083382
why is the volume at 2? probably can't hear a thing
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>>78083433
I get it out when I need my arsehole stretched
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need the ballbusting gimmique to make a return tbqh
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>>78083433
Amazon AI can't touch my tomes
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>>78083427
1337x.to

My go-to once KAT shut down

The list can sometimes go to shit when a big film gets a proper HD release like now, but it's decent most of the time, no other real alternatives anyway

>>78083455
Screeching
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>tfw you steal your pet birds scientific discoveries because people still underestimate the intelligence of animals
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>>78083066
The dad's a cunt but he's right
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>>78083382
capeshit
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>>78083433
Kindles are shite.

Niche A4 sized ereaders are good tho.
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What did they mean by this
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>>78083362
Not really a waste if it stopped the Nazis from their genocidal stampede across their country. Depends how you look at it. Might've been prevented if people had stopped Hitler from coming to power. Bit mad that Stalin came along just at the right time, probably the only man ruthless enough to send that many people to their deaths, which was the only way to stop a greater evil from happening.

Imagine if Hitler and Stalin were both secretly in cahoots, and it was all just part of a bigger plan to kill as many men as possible.
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>>78082915
Some of us work afternoons and evenings sweetie x x
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>>78083437
Ye probs

Found her twitter and she implicitly mentions "gender equality" in her bio so probably gonna unintentionally reveal my power level desu
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quite like this picture
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>>78083455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y62iU7PgQ2U
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they should start counting torrent downloads in the box office stats like when they did it with mp3s
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>>78082915
Im at work
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>>78082915
dont start work until 2
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>>78083522
hmm nah
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>>78083424
I got IL-2 1946 in the last Steam sale, dunno if that's the same one but I'm looking forward to playing it. My mate said he'll try to get a good gaming PC, get it online so we can do a co-op multiplayer. I guess he'll be the gunner since I'm the one with the joystick and flight sim experience.
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>>78083382
my son,
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>>78082350
poor lad on the right
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Have your poo and eat it too
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cant stop cringing
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>>78083571
gief inv
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>So Anon, tell us more about the business you're pitching to us today
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>>78083522
Nah
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>>78083508
not exactly a greater evil when Stalin ended up killing more people than Hitler. mostly his own citizens. and invaded and conquered more territory than Hitler.
plus all the forced labour camps.
finding it hard to notice much of a difference.
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Made a 'mac' and cheese with some mushrooms.
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>>78083594
tinder for dogs
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Can't stop talking bollocks
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>>78083592
sent ;)
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>>78083608
grim.
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>>78082915
I'm sitting at my desk and sneakily phone posting every now and then
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Every child in the uk is raised believing they will be a celebrity
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>>78083608
more like crap and grease
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Remember when Amazon copies of George Orwell's 1984 and Animal Farm off people's Kindles, without even telling people it was happening?

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/18/technology/companies/18amazon.html
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>>78083594
Bumble for cats
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>>78083608
want some pasta with that cheese?
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you arrive in London
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>>78083645
Pengdon
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>>78083571
does that have a list of the latest popular torrents?

I really don't care about downloading the highest quality torrents, I never DL them and stream them through Kodi anyway jej
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>>78083628
FOY
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>>78083645
great if you're filthy rich, hell if you aren't
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>>78083608
Looks alright.
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>>78083645
would love to scrape my keys down the side of all five of those
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>>78083663
if you make above £45k it's fine
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Rorkes BTFO!
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I have a genuine app idea which as far as I can see isn't already a thing but I have no idea how to create it or go about getting soeone to create it.

It needs public uploads of information to be location specific so other people can search for the upload infomation and see the location.

Also clearly don't know how to explain it without telling people what the idea is
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>>78083628
They will be in the papers, in the obituaries
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pengingham
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>>78083657
you can literally find the same exact torrents on public sites.
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>>78083645
Nice deraileuer on that BMC bike
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>>78083670
hmm
what about an £70k car
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>>78083645
Agree with the Dane but only the last two
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>>78083675
what happens when there's no more migrants to import
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>>78083672
If....
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>>78083675
do leftists have any arguments that aren't to do with the economy? (which i thought they're not concerned with due to it being an oppressive capitalist system).
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>>78083675
ah yes, I wonder if he might have some ulterior motive for liking immigration perhaps
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>>78083594
cars that explode if it detects the driver is over the limit
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anime
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>>78083717
real leftists know that being pro mass migration is a right wing/capitalist belief
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>>78083694
Then why use it? Have a login for PublicHD and literally never use it

I can DL a public 2GB torrent in under 10 minutes anyway
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>>78083568
Yeah it was 1946. Graphics aren't great, but the dynamic campaigns are fun.
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>>78083645
enormously useless cars
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>>78083703
what about it
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>>78083657
image is too large to post:
https://a.pomf.cat/qeoysr.png

>>78083694
if you only care about scene shit maybe
internal encodes leak sometimes but it's hardly consistent
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>>78083756
>Then why use it?
why indeed. i dont and still watch all the latest films and tv shows without needing to worry about a bullshit seed ratio.
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>>78083604
That's true. National Socialism and Soviet Socialism were as bad as each other. Disturbing that one side gets all the hate, and the other side gets a pass because they beat Hitler's Nazis and went on to write history. Not inconceivable that they were both part of a larger conspiracy to make that war happen though. Seems amazing that it would be allowed to happen through sheer idiocy.

Also amazing that there are still unironic, shameless socialists in the world, after such catastrophic failures.
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>>78083771
would you key it
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>>78083675
how will rorke reconcile himself with this one?
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feels like films lately have just been an endless stream of shite

the only thing that's come out this year which I vaguely want to watch is Dunkirk
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>have a wank at home
>finish up in a tissue, some sticks to my willy but I'll have a shower later
>go on tinder afterwards
>send some chick a meme message
>she ends up inviting me over if I can come RIGHT NOW
>drive over
>we end up watching a movie
>she turns the lights off
>takes my pants off and puts my cock in her mouth
>after one dip she recoils and starts spitting and pinching at her tongue
>oh god oh geez the tissue bits she must think I have a leperdick
>"what the FUCK"
>I zip my pants up and hightail it out of there
>delete her off tinder and never speak a word of it to anyone
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>>78083657
>>78083474
>he doesn't use qBittorrent
lmao
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>>78083733
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>>78083855
haha b yourself
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>>78083842
For whome?
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>>78083842
He can't. Rorke is powerless in the face of progress
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>>78083842
>objectors could be bribed to let it happen

Yeah, sure
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>>78083793
no difference to internal encoders. especially if you're watching on a standard pc monitor. which most of you nerds do.
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Just having breakfast now haha what am I like? x
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>>78083645
Ah yes, the Saudi victory parade. All part and parcel of living in a great wahhabist city.
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>>78083842
>could be bribed to let it happen
This is the problem, they never are.
Neoliberals always say "Ah, globalisation isn't the problem - if we just compensated those who lose out then it would be a net gain for everyone!", but the problem is that the political-economy of compensating the poor is terrible. It never happens in practice, even if it would ultimately be the most efficient option.

You're then left with picking sides: The domestic rich and the global poor, or the domestic poor and lower middle class. Both options are below peak efficiency, but both options have much greater chance of actually becoming government policy.
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>>78083843
It Comes At Night
Baby Driver
Logan
all good

Star Wars, Blade Runner and Kingsman are also coming out later this year
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>ywn be in year 7 again with your english teacher taking you to see fellowship
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>>78083717
hes not a leftist, he just wanted to get a reaction from people by calling them rorkes and posting a misleading headline.
>78083842
same here

you guys are very predictable and its becoming a problem
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>>78083912
>Star Wars

ahh yes star wars episode V: 2 will be a great movie
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>>78083636
good riddance, orwell was a shit writer and a bad person
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>>78083915
Fuck off grandad
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>>78083915
nonced
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going to watch Dunkirk in Imax but not 70mm
feel bad
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>>78083863
You're right, I don't, cos I couldn't give a shit
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>>78083890
sorry to hear about your eyes
also i could make arguments about speed, security, retention and amount of content but i'd just be regurgitating /g/'s wiki which you should be reading instead
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>>78083866
how many aobas do you have
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>>78083924
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>>78083915
crap film
reactionary twaddle
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>>78083912
Insectlike
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>>78083883
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>>78083842
>objectors could be bribed to make it happen
Ah yes, this £10 million surely makes up for my country being completely overrun, and me and my family slaughtered by a horde of dark-skinned maniacs screaming foreign warcries at us. Oh yes, let me encourage the eradication of my entire race from the face of the Earth, I'm sure £10 million will cover it.
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>>78083915
tell us where he touched you anon
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miss coming home from school every day and playing modern warfare 2 with my m8s lads
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>>78082739
Not in this economy
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>>78083991
don't really think you're one of the people anyone would feel the need to bribe tbqh
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>>78083964
duno not many
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>>78083960
whatever you say mate. you're too invested with your gay ratio to ever stop so it doesnt matter what anyone says.
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>>78084002
she touched my heart
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>>78084007
same but minecraft (not underage)
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*goes and does it despite everyone's insistence I didn't have it in me*
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>>78084018
getting a real fox and the grapes feel with you here
but fyi a couple of people have gifted me a lot of bonus points so i never had to worry about a ratio lel
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>>78084056
>>78084056
>>78084056


new


>>78084056
>>78084056
>>78084056
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The gf.
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>>78084010
So the plan is to force that situation on the west by bribing politicians? Hmm, seems fair and democratic.

Remember, you're one of the people who would be killed, and your family used as sex slaves/meat by the invaders. It would be the Mongol invasion all over again, except with a hundred times the numbers. Good job the people suggesting it are correctly regarded as insane.
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>>78083991
>has £10 million
>can't afford a house with killbot security
protip: move out of fucking london
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