/brit/

maisie

radical centrists shall inherit the earth

anyone remember the cuckio meme

tfw no british bf to treat me like an onahole

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the new ride

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state your name cuz

oh my that death-obsessed hedonist in the last thread has truly ruffled my feathers with his anti-inheritance agenda

flat earth is real

>>78078916
wack as fuck

>>78078924
he's right though. no reason to hoard huge amounts of wealth. just leave enough to your kids so they can have a nice carefree life and then spend the rest on crazy projects like underwater theme parks or whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

( . Y . )

>get off the train from work
>see the first black person I've seen all day
>he throws trash onto the train track and then hops the ticket barrier

Please ignore my irregular and purely anecdotal story

>>78078975
~C===3

>>78078964
who are you to decide what they do with their money

>>78078952
:)

>>78078976
can't imagine a black person speaking australian

>>78078975
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

JANNY
JANNY
JANNY

>>78078964
>he

not only a mindless hedonist but also a honourless cur more despicable than the Irish for he tries to push his agenda with cretin-like guile

>>78078987
who are you to challenge my decision?

really wanna start a shelter for homeless orphans but I can't get a loan because no-one is investing any more
mate, don't worry about that, check out this SICK water slide haha weeee

Reminder

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502069829511.webm

>>78079004
someone calling you out as the powerless little urchin you are

>>78078993
Well when I say black I mean abo, Africans are rare as hen's teeth where I go

>>78079013
could easily batter her with just one kick to the head

>>78079006
strawman

>>78079013
White people are LITERALLY black people.

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Are lad David Icke

>>78079006
look how good a person i am: the post

>>78079018
well i dont care. hows that for power :)

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Oh dear

Just scored 299 on bowling lads.

>>78079048
t. Bo Ling

>>78079036
you obviously do seeing how butthurt you are about rich people

>>78079042
yes i believe that's an aztec ritual

>>78079048
t. Tien Pin

>>78079032
didnt he used to be a professional footballer or something?

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>>78079013

Does anyone here have/know anyone closely with Diabetes?

>>78079036
now I've identified the cancer that rots the healthy flesh of /brit/ and assorted threads

a woman, in her childlike glee unaware of family, its role, its power and its continuity

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CHEEKY

>>78079042
>wearing dress-shoes/high heels on dirt
What a bimbo

>>78079055
questioning the logic behind hoarding vast wealth isnt being butthurt lad. in fact, you seem to be the only butthurt one here.

>>78079013
Reminder these are NZers

I had the Canada ball also.

>>78079078
why dont you enlighten us then.

I ain't never ran from nothin' but the police
>>78079073
might get more replies if you post that in cum

>yanks read NZ as "en zee"

christ i hate them

>>78079083
Uh, she's obviously not wearing them on the dirt sweetie

Keep up with the rest of us!

celebrate good obama come on

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>when someone presents a scenario which reveals how ludicrous your ideals are and you need to shut that wrongthink down immediately

>>78079096
English is not your mother tongue I reckon

>>78079083
She took them off your spastic retarded yank mong

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>brown people exist

>>78079112
I'm not a retard, you are.

When the revolution comes we kill the fash.

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not a nationalist but would like a nationalist gf

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>>78079116
we sure do

>>78079109
dont be bitter. just dont make fallacious posts next time.

>>78079129
I know you are but what am I, BITCH

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*initiating shartup sequence*
*configuring BRAP protocols*
*acquiring target: MART*
*arming shartheads*
*launching shartheads in 3...2...1...*
*BRAPPPPPPPPPP*
*MART destroyed*
*mission accomplished*

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>>78079150
You just answered yourself.

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早上好 lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0

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>>78079158
Best post

>>78079148
>fallacious
oh, I see what's happening now
I'm actually arguing AGAINST you by providing these examples
they're supposed to sound humorously undesirable, like your whole position

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<3 lauren desu lads

>>78079197
disgusting reactionary slag

not a fan of autism

>>78079177
Why yes I very much am aware that I am perfect in every way and that you are a just a spastic retarded yank devoid of any observation skills for anything that is immediately in front of him because he IS indeed a retarded drooling burger

>>78079197
the gf

>>78079197
in her identarian fervour she sides with people more or less destructive to the idea of Europe as a whole, among them various national socialist types

typical of colonists I'd say to be ignorant but vocal

>>78079221
Calm down. Have a cup of tea you angry spaz. lol

>>78079235
nah

should I wank or save up cum for the big day?

good site for amateur porn?

>>78079268
yyyyyyy.info

>>78079261
fuck off

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>buying a Ford truck

Kys

>>78079261
I gave in today after 8 days.

>>78079247
Neck yourself you utterly worthless gimp this isn't /cum/ where you can exhibit your mentally deficient state to the rest of the world and be accepted by every other retarded yank in existence

Load was a bit watery. Was not expecting that.

>>78079289
are you having a big day soon too?

What the fuck is 'the big day'

>>78079321
Just b yourself pumpkin x

>>78079323
No, i wish. Haha

>>78079080
>Not the Walkers one

Cuuuute.

https://youtu.be/2REkk9SCRn0

If a lizard transforms into what resembles a white skinned human are they white?
No, jews are not white.

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thoughts?

>>78079357
cute :3

>>78079357
>gif
fuck off

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day off today lads

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NEED a black cosplay gf

>>78079339
gf's finally coming back from internship

>>78079394
halfcaste innit

>>78079404
meat is murder

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>the game of thrones episode last night was sick, what did you think about it anon!?

how am I supposed to respond to this without sounding like a cynical arsehole, but without having them press me further

Snakes feel so good. Imagine having one wrap around your body.

>>78079404
stupid burger

>>78079423
wtf

>>78079404
Typical yank shit

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>>78079417
tis

>>78079422
"I haven't seen it"

death for no reaosn its MURRDAARRRRR

>>78079422
I was on a date, I missed it.

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>how am I supposed to respond to this without sounding like a cynical arsehole, but without having them press me further

>>78079459
>gif
fuck off

>>78079450
Quite enjoyed this

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>>gif
>fuck off

>>78079450
all 'toons are fedora

when will Lauren do her first porn?

>>78079423
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-man-suffocated-to-death-after-having-sex-with-pet-anaconda/

>>78079485
kys reddit

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Sum1 cum tribute this pls

>>78079450
what is the second one

>>78079441
possible

>>78079449
hahah

*breathes in*

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>78079459
horrible misuse of this gimmick, do NOT post again, LAST WARNING

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>>78079450
laugh and agree with 99% of the criticism of this show, still like it

>>78079422
haven't seen it yet mate please don't tell me anything
then they can't talk about it at all

what the fuck is my problem?

>>78079449
>*stares at your face* YOU, ON A DATE?! You're joking right? With whom?!?!

Hate all youtubers
Every single one of them

*sees you from across the dancefloor*
*does a 540 heelspin*
*moonwalks towards you*

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>horrible misuse of this gimmick, do NOT post again, LAST WARNING

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>>78079528
quite devilish, I like it

>>78079580
*films it*
*sends it to Harry Hill*
*gets £250*

>>78079589
what happens when they ask you next week

>>78079515
Xavier Renegade Angel
its all on youtube, check it out

*scuttles into the thread*
*sits up on my hind legs and scents the air*
hmm...
*scampers into the shadows again*

I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed.

game of thrones is boring

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>game of thrones is boring

>>78079639
;-)

>>78079619
fucked it up with scents. idiot.

doing a poo

>>78079653
what

>>78079680
learn basic english before posting.

>>78079702
baffling post

https://www.change.org/p/stop-convicted-child-rapist-from-being-released-17-years-early

do your part lads.

any deano man in?

watching game of normies

>>78079710
nonce

Sam Hyde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkb-vgabexA

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I can scent australians in here....

dapper laughs was shit

*poos on the poster below me*

in my mouth

>>78079750
fedora tier

>>78079789
Remember to pay homage to the white man

>>78079788
mmmm yummy my sweet

It's a big nothingburger

feel like utter shite

>>78079818
look like it too haha

today we escape

>>78079833
I'm ready
*raises spork*

putting bacon and eggs in my mouth and spitting them into the fire

BASED

https://youtu.be/bA37aDwHSHM

The age of white people is over. The time of the orc is now.

yours baconly,

*lowers spork*

nippping to the paki shop
want owt?

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>>78079859
YEAAAHHH

>>78079874
get me a paki lad

>>78079878
haha dude radical

Remember back in the last year of 6th form liking this bird.Wed sit next to each other on the bus or in class and flirt.I messaged her once on normiebook something innocous She then said irl i shouldnt have, because her friend saw it...

Stalk her a bit more on fb and realise that she has had a bf the entire time. Realise she was stringing me along for attention.

Why do girls do this

>>78079840
alri thailad

remember that time when call the king a bender right now you fucking dumb nonce twat haha it was well funny

>>78079850
based NOTHING

>>78079881
any preference in gender?

purple monkey of doom! o_O

*bursts into song*

>>78079912
doesnt matter, it wont be going out uncovered

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>>78079883
OKKKK

>>78079892
alri

Thailad is a pucci
When i lived abroad i used to always complain about and make fun of the country i was in

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>tfw have yet to discover what makes life worth living

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very cross at my """friend""" right now

he fucked off to go look at a model trainset without telling me and left me on the platform until literally 30s before the train left and when i had a go at him about NOT doing that in future he got all pissy

am a bit miffed now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4mEpD76R5Y

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>>78079939
is this man(the KING of thailand) a bender?

[] Yes
[] Yes

>>78079932
who is she
got big chebs

Alri thailad

The thai king is a bender?

>>78079951
is he blue? what a mong

>>78079950
Hot chicks dude

the poster below me thinks the king of thailad is a bender

>>78079951
not your mate lad, clearly cares VERY little about you or what you have to say

>>78079998
how dear you

>>78079951
shut it you libtard cuck

*sends this link to thailad's company*
*asks the boss to check the internet logs of the nonce farang's computer*
*gets thailand jailed for 50 years*

phew, now time for some breakfast

hey thailad what do you drive around thairand?

>>78080039
his patented nonce mobile, a ford transit

hey liberal, are you going to shut up or do we need to increase your dosage?

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>when the bf keeps wanting to stare at your butthole

>he doesn't fuck his little sister

fucking faggots

any pickles in here?
*gets schwifty*

>>78080039
Nothing, I live next to the underground, which connects to the skytrain. The underground alone gives access to everything you'd need. Also Taxis are cheap as fuck.

>>78080068
yeh

>>78080044
wtf no

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>>78080063
Found this pic of your sister

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>>78080068

>>78080075
literally only what cucks who can't afford a car say

>>78080075
get a scooter x

>>78080084
Haha and I was the one that posted her before in earlier thread

>>78080091
FOC (fuck off cagey)

There is nothing wrong with browsing Reddit

>>78080084
Does anyone here also have a fetish for red eyes in pictures? It's sexy. Like a cat. Or a robot. And I would fuck both a cat and a robot if they were combined.

/r/incels is hilarious

>WTF WHY CAN'T I GET A 10/10 GF REEEEEEE

>is fat, bad hygeine, no job, lives with parents, plays video games all day, bad personality,pisses in to bottles, the list goes on

>>78080091
I might agree but.. This city has the second worst traffic in the world. It'd take me two hours to drive to work or 15 minutes on the underground.

>>78080117
sounds like brit

sunday roast idea: put the potatoes and gravy in a bowl and mash them with the fork, and then dip the corn in it

Can afford a car, just don't want to buy one; simple as.

can't tell if the ricky and scratchy meme is ironic or not

>>78080151
Australia ha strayed too far from the light

>>78080075
nice

i imagine driving in bangkok would be a pain

>>78080121
has taken you about 3 months and you STILL haven't called the king a bender, now do it you fucking nonce ponce twat haha xx

any motorcycle man in?

>>78080162
>>78080163

These posts are almost exactly equal length and it's FREAKING ME OUT

Doing a fucking smelly poo

refuting arguments with facts and logic

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>>78080176
Ye

>>78080180
>monospace font
I bet you like to think you're a 1336 hackzor too, huh

>>78079604
this is great

>>78080168
I've driven a couple of times here and I hate it ngl. There's motorbikes out of fucking nowhere every 5 seconds if you're lucky enough to be actually moving.

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>wears a crop top
>spends most of his life overseas
>misuses public fund
>abuses his power to make people disappear
>makes his runty puppy marshal of the air force

and yet thainonce STILL refuses to call this runt a bender, so much for his strongly-held beliefs

SCREECHING

>>78080197
alri

>>78079604
I fucking love that show. I remember I would watch it with a group of folks online but the chatroom would be completely silent because it's so unpredictable, there's really nothing you can say about it.

>>78080226
What do you ride, cunt

>>78080232
me rn

>>78080232
eye's fucked

best part about not watching GoT is feeling superior to those who do

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>when you don't do something

>>78080254
Good.

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>>78080239
cooler than yours no doubt

*dabs uncontrollably*

watched that video of the runner pushing the women in front of the bus
it's why I always stand far back away from any ledge

>>78080292
you're out of control!

working from home again

very bored

everytime I get the urge to wagie, I watch Office Space

Really quells those wagie urges

just used the emergency napkin
drinks are now not separated from my desk

>>78080304
link x

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After all these years I still wonder how they did it. How did they keep that giant hat from falling off?

>>78080368
afro

>>78080368
Good tune

>>78080368
Is that seriously the part that you wonder about?
Not the bird?

>>78080368
dumb crossposter

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1502139753906.webm

NEED to get me a jap import lads

PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>78080368
His head is the same shape

>>78080417
Lol'd irl

this thread needs more nonsensical posts about poo and willies

Nigga.

Nearly 7:30 time for dinner.

poo poo smells poo poo smells poo poo smells wee wee wells poo bum farty bums farty shitty pooey lynx up the bumhole cum in the bum poo in the loo face in the shart

>>78079450
I actually enjoyed Xavier

doing a tweety bird

Already eating tea (dinner).

>>78080464
>replying to a 1 hour old post
kys

any urban planner man in

>>78080468
What are you having lad ?

Yanks are actually fucking mental when it comes to property

if their neighbour so much as farts on their fence they scream about their property and call the police to shoot them full of bullets, would never happen in the UK, we're just better people Tbh

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it's international cat day lads

>>78080501
prefer not to say

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>jordan peterson actually said 'the kekistan boys'

the tories are shit and gay

>>78080529
disgusting vermin

>>78080459
liked and subscribed

Want to invite a cute girl around for dinner (that will put out)

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>>78080529
hooray!

>>78079951
fucking state of the pair of you

just did a VERY satisfying poo lads

fuck cats and fuck thailad

>>78080537
Hmm, tendies ?

>>78080117
ironically "dude just have a shower" is a meme there, I don't think they grasp that it's actual advice

>>78080560
tedious nonce

>>78080578
fuck off okay?

>>78080570
>>78080589
>>78080582
Need all of these posts deleted

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>>78080581
>"Dude have you tried showering?"

>>78080400
the commute home

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>>78080560

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>>78080625
a cute

>>78080601
derete this hahaha ching chong bing bong

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>>78080484

>>78080646
>ching chong bing bong
take it back

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>>78080627

>>78080669
sorry thailad

does it count as avatarfagging when the nonce posts his chink pictures do you think?

>>78080651
ayyy

>>78080686
who cares man alive

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>>78080680
It's ok Bruce

This board is mental and spiritual poison

*cums in a black benz*
*leaves in a white one*

>>78079013
This is what happens when guys don't get laid.

State mandated blowies when?

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>>78080712
>/brit/pol and brit/r9k/ are far superior now.

>brit/pol/ which is just mogg memes all day
>/britfeel/ which is just tripfag drama

no

'D'

over a million Germans were killed in American POW camps

>>78079042
I would like to watch that IRL

>the bizarro /pol/ and /r9k/ outcrops of /brit/ are superior now
moo
MOOOO
moo and hoot

>>78080745
need a professional /brit/ user to decipher this cryptic message thanks

>>78080747
lies

>>78080760
use your FUCKING imagination

>>78080756
Normie liberal.

egg

>>78080760
'

>>78080770
*shoves a bar of soap in your mouth*

>>78080696
>man alive
Alright Stephen Merchant?

JANNYYYYYYYYYYY

man alive

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BEHOLD! THE POWER OF JANNY!

You took your time

Neu thread pls

NEW
>>78082304
>>78082304
>>78082304

going fucking mental you runts can't even make a proper new thread get it together you cretins or you'll find me banging on your door

WHOA, WHOA
WHOA, JANNY WHOA WHOA WHOA
WHOA, JANNY WHOA WHOA WHOA
JANNY B. GOODE

Edition in title mong fuming

>>78082336
>>78082336
>>78082336

proper edition and subject