/brit/

gay marriage is a good thing

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Invade Canada edition

>>78076742
the virgin insect

>>78076760
if it's alaska and britain invading canada i wouldn't actually mind

just the mainland yanks i hate

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4sTA7z5fB8

reminder to support muslim lgbtq movements to force the hand of social conservatives
it's better to show people the vast majority of them are actually super conservative arseholes instead of just saying that they are bad or evil or trying to destroy your country, you seem less crazy that way

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>>78076780

good night lads x

>>78076808
Sleep well lad.

Someone post a pickle

Just had KFC for the the second day in a row.

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>>78076780
>>78076798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYKFwX1l4Rw

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>>78076825
Why do you want that?

*glances at you*

P____E R__K!

>>78076834
>the the
Hahaha

*lances at you*

necking people left and right, necking people is what I do

necking him and necking her, I will neck you too.

now that the dust has settled do we like pickle rick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAZF6ltUWDI

>>78076873
*burp* yes, it's a new symbol of shitposting

tell that hoe to come fuck a nigga who dont pay his taxes

>>78076882
Classic

This is my favorite nightcore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDsYxCgR3tA

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>This is my favorite nightcore

Browsing /gif/

browsing /gilf/

>virgins and loners don't have access to /gf/
lmao

>>78076939
Do I need a 4chan pass to access it ?

>>78076959
You need a gf or otherwise prove you're a chad

the only time I've taken a break from this site in the past 11 years is when I had a gf

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PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>78076966
So you haven't taken a break then

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LOL

gf fucked herself with a vibrator on webcam for me last night
excellent

>>78076980
classic aussie quick wit

>>78076965
*doesn't reply because i don't use 4chan*

>>78076992
What camsite ?

>>78076992
giz a link x

*puts Pickle Rick in my ass*

PICKLE RICK IS IN MY ASS TONIGHT

Really, really not a fan of the whole cybersex thing

>>78077009
>>78076980
funny cunt

>>78077009
>>78077014
she's just my gf

the world revolves around orgasms

>>78077023
For how many more hours?

>>78077032
love orgasms

>>78077032
the world is flat sweaty x

topic: did jesus exist

discuss

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>>78077056
Everyone knows it

>>78077056
It is generally agreed upon that a figure existed, yes.

>>78077048
Nonce.

>>78077056
yeah was a prophet of muhammed

>>78077056

Yes, every creditable historian says so. Whether or not he was the son of god is the real question

>>78077038
til her visa runs out i guess :(

Feel more connection to white paper then brown people.

>>78077100
giz a link x

Business idea: buy an illegal immigrant a dog called Visa

business idea: kill drumpf

>tfw will never get to give a girl an orgasm.

>>78077104
>>78077110
>>78077112
>>78077122
>>78077124
Snap

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Those of us who knew him best talk about him often. I swear, the stuff he pulled... Sometimes it makes me sad, though, Riley being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright and when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice, but still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty now that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.

Business idea: buy up property in Australia's most populated cities and sit on it til it's value goes up

>>78077144
gay

Poo in shoe

hate getting off night shifts
just wanna go and chill out with some mates but it's like 8am
just smoke a joint in the car on the way home, have abeer and a wank when i get home, then sleep and do it all again tomorrow

shan't be posting in this thread

>>78077156
>driving while intoxicated
irresponsible

Need a cute brunette Aussie girlfriend.

Business idea: expanding the userbase of a niche hobby full of autistic introverts to include women, trannies, attention whores, and old people.

>>78077169
victimless crime bro
*crashes into your grans dog*

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>>78077144

May be rest in peace

im like turtlemong but not attractive

business idea: spy on Tim but make it slightly obvious to him.

>>78077203
so like turtlemong?

>>78077214
turlemong is cute CUTE :3

>>78077213

My name is Tim

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.

Haven't left the house in 12 days. I will have to tomorrow & be social with fucking normies. The anxiety will probably kick in again.

>>78077247
pop a xanny x

>>78077236
Is your last name Byrne?

>>78077243
PICKLE RIIIIIICK

>>78077222
yeah wouldn't kick him out of bed

british people are disgusting

>>78077284
t. Zhang

are dnms still safe? no idea how they work but looking forward to getting started

>>78077284
buzz off yankscum

>Swipes 50,000 girls on tinder
>0 matches
whoops haha, maybe I should get tinder boost!

bet they won't even notice I accidentally replied to myself

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJlpG4lRb5w

@78077318
And robbed me of a (You).

>A diversity report Google published in June showed that about 69% of its total workforce is male, and 56% are white.

MATES IT'S TIME TO BURN THOSE GOOGLE FASCISTS

just did a 0.5mg xanax

>>78077354
>56% white
Literally america.

Might order some products from the infowars shop.

Anyone comment on Brain Force or Caveman bone broth?

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>Might order some products from the infowars shop.

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shouldn't workforce diversity be representative of the general population?

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>>78077413
of course not

Rorke: Kill all non-whites
Brody: Kill all whites
Centrist: Kill nobody
Radical Centrist: Kill everybody

>>78077454
radical centrist really is the fedora ideology

>>78077257

Nah it's some 2unique4u shitalian shit

>>78077401
yeah just google and find out the ingrediants and buy those from a vitamin shop for 1/10th the price

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on the bus lads

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>78077510
me behind you

All Australians are either wogs or chinks.

Business idea: White people but evil alignment.

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Getting ready for work

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>A Thai woman’s precious TV time was ruined when she found mysterious, poop-shaped objects in her bag of Karamucho, a popular Japanese brand of spicy chips.

>>78077549
ill drive you x

>>78077519
morning liam

Airplane food. What's all THAT about? Am I right?!

>>78077563
alri

ah yes
the troubles of the working class

>german needs fucktons of articles like die der das dem
>english works with a and the

Why english so superior

been wanking to Alexandra Daddario a fair amount recently

am a veg but might get a maccies breakfast on the way home with no meat

>>78077620
german is specific and ordnung
we used to have those too until foreign people had to learn our language and got confused by them

Imagine going to mcdeze and not ordering meat lmao

>>78077622
deano you lad your missus better not find out!

i would fuck zoe quinn silly

>>78077633
call me a bender

>Sean Bean's actual name is Shaun Bean
all this time I thought it was his parents who were the dickheads but it was him all along

might have a wank x

brit is a highly sexually charged community when you think about it

>>78077652
You're a bender (pls don't be the king on holiday)

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Hmmmm

>>78077648
don't get the hate against her
reckon she's quite peng

Jews control the sun.

>>78077633
don't like eating dead bodies lol

>>78077675
you some kind of queer?

never understand how people can eat steak and stuff with blood still coming out of it

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>>78076742
i like this plane

>>78077684
It's delicious

>>78077680
nope
only meat i like is beefy flaps

>>78077680
>>78077695
fuck off murderer

>>78077684
>Blood
Halfwit

>>78077684
white people are vampires.

>>78077706
You're in luck, I was leaving anyway.. cheerio!

>>78077712
oh noes i referred to a red liquid that transports oxygen around a muscle as blood how stupid :(

>he googled it
halfwit

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>>78077694
It's a pretty cool plane, but imho tomcat is cooler.

halfwit 2: fullwit

Can't believe I share a thread with people who thinks steaks are full of blood, what spastics

willy is stiff

need a /brit/ gf

>>78077750
what the fuck else are they going to be full of? they're muscle from an animal

>>78077761
t. quarterwit

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>>78077735
THRUST
H
R
U
S
T

Quints confirm that Australians are the most powerful race on earth

funny that i learnt steaks aren't full of blood because donald dumpf taught me

>>78077776
dumb cunt

>EU data protection law
i thought we voted against being ruled by EU law
fuck that noise everyone can have my data forever i just want the foreigners gone

how are there so many rich chinese people

>>78077777

>>78077812
theres lots of chinese people

need a big strong handsome aussie to paus my nzeghole

how much would you pay for Chloe Ayling to be your sex slave?

>>78077839
dont know what any of this means

teh work makin me a heckin sad pupper

might start a twitter called WeRapeDogs

FUUUUCK

>>78077317
getting far less matches than I used to
reckon they changed the algorithm to make people buy the boosts

>>78077853
*pats your head*
it's okay anon, i'll make you famous
*forces your head*

>crunchy tacos
that's not a taco
fucking cunts

>>78077915
alri pedro mate

Black Dildos

When a woman needs black dick but can't find any.

>>78077915
alri carlos mate

relief hasn't turned up lads
fuming, getting out of town at quarter past takes like 30 minutes, if i left now it takes less than 10

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da pewds

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waifu x

>>78077975
>is that what president Obama wants? For them to eat the poo poo of our children?!

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>>78077989
pleb

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>>78077989
horseface

>>78078007
FAS

>>78078007
Unf. Hope she has enough penis to turn into a nice little hole.

going to play some Squad

flat earth is real

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anyone remember this movie?

>>78078038
i just came off from bigd server

liam's new gimmick is "flat earth is real"

wish the day was over rather than beginning

>>78078048
hop back on mate

>>78078048
>>78078062
benders

>>78078051
who

just found a handful of nutri grain in my dressing gown pocket

>>78078051
>gimmick

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https://youtu.be/qApOLaLYZb0?t=31m19s

c-h-0-0-n

Asian girls and White cocks

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s089ABKdYzrD

donald bump

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Breakfast burger

>>78078112
gobble it

>>78078169
wtf I hate Oxfam now

>>78078169
more like breakfast murder

westerners used to marry kids just like muslims do today

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>>78078192
Speaking of dining

>>78078203
westerners never had en masse sex with little kids though

at most they would've been in their teens, arabs have sex with 9 year olds and under

ryan mate are you here
need to talk

>>78078203
incorrect

>>78078223
yeah love x

>>78078202
Remember when police officers had to be over 6 foot and men?

>>78078218
>westerners never had en masse sex with little kids though
the elites do

>>78078242
true, that's more of a human thing though, when you get power and can satisfy your desires you crave more and more

>>78078239
think it was shorter than 6' since just a couple generations ago the average height was a few inches shorter but yeah

what's even more mental than female cops is female prison guards working at men's prisons

>>78078238
prove its you

>>78078273
umm can't post my willy on a blue board hon :)

>>78077975
link?

>>78078279
what kind of shoe was you wearing in the pic that got u banned

>at least 30 minutes to activate a sim
good thing no one ever calls or texts me

>>78078294
wasn't wearing shoes :)

vegans, communists and trump haters FUCK OFF

>>78078305
busted

love veganism
love communism
hate trump
simple as

what THE FUCK is glasgow????!!!!

made something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U87KMrIdIVo

FREE ENERGY IS COMING
EMBRACE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS
WORK LESS - BUY LESS

despacito

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alison brie looks at least 10 years younger than she is

DE
SPA
CI
TO

To really get inside the mind of an American you have to understand how they're formed. Literally force fed corn syrup, Adam Sandler and jingoism from day one. The yank is constantly surrounded by flashing, bright colours to ensure they are never deprived of a dopamine rush.

lads I'm leaving to go to

>>78078384
Fuck off kiwi

>>78078345
the dumb edinburgh

>>78078384
Fuck off

j

hate new zealand
love australia

simple as

>>78078389
>>78078398
South sea seppos strike again

>>78078407
>>78078411
hate these posts
love toast

Hungry and haven't had any breakfast

love /s4s/
hate /pol/
simple as

>>78078375
get a gf

How do i stop desiring gf?

>>78078431
the autism has really been ramped up since the new episode. craziness.

>>78078475
You telling me you stop watching porn when you get a gf, what a beta

hate pickle rick
love nigger dick
simple as

How much would the Saudis have bought her for?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40858323

>>78078495
300k innit

>>78078495
the fuck is wrong with muslims. seriously.

>>78078481
start focusing on what makes you happy
chase your passion and make money and live

>>78078495
stop banging on about this literal who

>>78078495
Part and parcel

>>78078517
rasheed

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it's literally my birthday and i have to put in a fucking floor in my dad's new house today
life isn't fair lads
i just want to sit around and drink all day but i can't

>>78078534
how do you put a floor in

>>78078534
happy birthday liam

>>78078538
fucking shrikes are evil

>>78078539
buy a floor and pop it in

wish I was saudi royalty, can do almost anything on a world scale and get away with it

>>78078570
would rather be an israeli billionaire desu

>>78078570
you can literally get away with funding terrorism and extremism despite everyone knowing. what a world eh.

hate cooked mushrooms
love raw mushrooms
simple as

is putin really the richest man?

cuppa tea and toast

behind the scenes footage with all the green screen really gives me a greater respect for the talent of acting

>>78078584
i think this'll stop once we move past using oil

dont get why rich people hoard their wealth. do they think they can take it with them when they die?
imagine all the fun and good things they could do.
but no, best let it sit in a bank account for 50 years. money is wasted on the rich.

>>78078623
has the idea of amassing wealth through many generations crossed your Labour-voting mind

>>78078636
means fuck all when you're dead

>>78078641
means so much more to your descendants

>>78078636
>doing all the work for your kids

Society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in

>>78078658
>not granting your kids the luxury of not being at beck and call of the government

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>>78078539
it's this stuff. i have to put in hundreds of these by crawling around on the floor and beating each piece into place with a rubber mallet

>>78078654
again, means fuck all when you're dead. and they dont need billions to have good lives. absolute waste of money and time.

>>78078675
what about young men planting them to enjoy when they are old

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rate the new bike

need to be 6'3ft chad to reach the floor

>>78078696
and spending their whole lives with saplings

>>78078683
I'm sorry but unlike you I have the so called aspirations

>>78078701
not a fan of the colour

>>78078675
agreed and that "tree" is a 100% inheritance tax

>>78078711
me neither

>>78078707
you clearly dont if you'd prefer seeing money sitting in a bank account rather than spending it to have fun and/or improve the planet in some way.

>>78078723
what better way to improve the planet than setting up a clan of your descendants influencing it in real time could you imagine

>>78078740
starting to think you dont know what death means.

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Look at her face

someone motivate me to go the the jim

>>78078752
it's highly arrogant to ignore the humankind beyond one's own generation

amassing funds over generations to invest in businesses that provide both necessary and luxury services for the population?
how fucking selfish, I was gonna spend it all on weed for the homeless

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my friend's bikes are so shit we have just been arrested for supposedly being bike thieves in Copenhagen Train Station because the locks of 3 of the bikes are busted

>>78078774
>>78078779
now you're just strawmanning. bit silly.

need a prime kate bush gf

what someone chooses to do with their money is none of your business

can't fathom getting upset over such things

>>78078793
aha wow what a fun and interesting time for you and your friends FUCK OFF

>>78078796
not silly in the slightest, you don't seem to understand the idea of leaving anything behind you because you yourself as a person will be dead long before the investment turns a profit

it's indicative of petty men

>>78078807
what if they were funding something nefarious

oh thank god, someone unrelated was facetious about my argument, that means I can quote a buzzword and claim victory
phew

>>78078823
that's what the law is for

>>78078819
haven't claimed any of this. not interested in your nothing posts. go away.

need brit bf

:)

>>78078871
>>78078871
>>78078871

>>78078857
don't you dare dismiss me you dismal drivel-spouter

>>78078588
good man

>>78078859
you need to shut the fuck up

>>78078859
Gay twat