/brit/

>>78075034
you arrive in post-Brexit England, 2023

no virgins allowed below this post

flat earth is real

>> 78075056

ah well, no swimming for you

imagine your kid telling you they identify as a snake and that they're going to have their arms and legs surgically removed. sharia would probably be a fucking improvement at this point but they'd probably kill us all rather than convert us

keep thinking i can see something out of the corner of my eye. don't believe in ghosts, something just keeps catching my eye, simple as.

>>78075034
really like this image
love old paintings with loads of shit going on in them

me with the longsword about to waste some skeleton scrubs

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>racemixing is bad your kids will be ug-

Huh...

>>78075034
me having a cheeky rave with the skeleton lads on top of that tower in the distance

doctor told me not to do any physical activity otherwise my heart will explode

went cycling a bit too fast and almost had a heart attack

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just a few more pakis lad

>>78075112
bent twat

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China is always dealing with societal issues that they perceive as a threat. The government is now worried about the influence of Korean pop culture on it's boys. Korean society has put effeminate males into the main stream, and it has carried over to Chinese society. Now, the government has decided that it's own boys should not copy this effeminate trend. Chinese men will be men. But has China ever had a masculine culture?
We answer all of these questions and more in this video.

love the cheek of these lads

>>78075112
come one and all i say

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>>78075110
No fap

>>78075110
t.jahans

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had a pic in my room that looked like this till i was 18
it was wicked i miss it

>>78075112
what are you implying?

>>78075117
Who are they

>>7807543
lol

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this is powerful

could post on /vip/ but i don't

Hating anime is silly

>>78075141
>not knowing

I'm feeling depressed and really lonely

>>78075144
spitting image of me

>>78075160
go to bed

>>78075164
poo

>>78075152
we should have some big cities, but most of the world like africa, the middle east, and south america should be allowed to stay natural so we can go visit it

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>>78075160
Have a larf

somebody once told me

>>78075165
I'm in bed

>>78075160
me too

anyone watched It Comes At Night?

kino

>>78075177
you had a boyfriend, who looked like a girlfriend

>>78075163
post feet

>>78075176
do you say nigger all the time at the end of sentences?

>>78075176
thats schipol

>>78075183
get naked and jump into a tree, that'll liven you up

>>78075172
thought about this before. would carpet bomb all the cities in africa and make the survivors clean up the wreckage. would then make africa into a massive (inter)national park.

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It's everyday bro
With the Disney channel flow

>>78075153
Does anyone?

>>78075227
it's tuesday bro

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>>78075200
Wut do u mean?

Remember lads, a sharp knife is a safe knife

>>78075247
don't have any knives in the household, binned them all in the interests of public safety

>>78075244
lmao wilin

>>78075244
ugh, >normies amirite?

>>78075176
As a black woman she was so used to having to fight against the current that she thought that was how it was supposed to work...

>>78075244
do you have any friends ethiopialad
do you do anything

>>78075188
saw it in the theater. great film

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1501338764763.webm

a riveting watch

>>78075209
I always wanted to nuke the sahara desert so everyone could go sliding down the massive glassdunes

michael jackson was fascinating

think he's the only celebrity death I've cared about

>>78075284
I have no friends here. Going home in a couple days

>>78075300
Where is home

>>78075292
yeah still felt like it was a bit short or lacking. Good nonetheless not quite horror though

>>78075296
you'd get radiation sickness though. and probably get cut. you can do sand surfing now as it is and you don't do it so you probably wouldn't even do it

Michael Jackson is a king of pop

>>78075227
*makes slanty eyes with fingers*

ummmmm think it's actually everynight sis xx

>>78075306
New York.

>>78075298
bowie had a good death

>>78075244
please tell me this isn't america

going to sleep now
night lads

met mark lawrenson last week. nice fella.

Paul Gascoigne is a king of pop

>>78075314
its not made out of glass yet though

I want to see THROUGH the dunes

if anyone is still awake from earlier when i asked for netflix recs (and no one pulled through), i ultimately decided on Rock the Kasbah (2015)

>>78075345
Is he dead yet?

>>78075117
they LEAD with saying that chinese men are unmuscular, can't grow facial hair, and are less masculine than western men. they're autistic but i love them for all the butthurt they cause while acting completely genuine and well meaning

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My dog has more guns than you LMAOING

>>78075356
he is inside

is it too late for a wank?

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reading about cinema technology and stuff again
quite interesting

>>78075364
commandog

>Jake Paul
>Logan Paul
>Alissa Violet
>Team 10

Someone explain to me who these people are

>>78075368
:(

>yanks

>>78075382
no THANKS

have about 20 or 30 guns but afraid to post a pic because some arse will call in the serial numbers as stolen

>>78075141
a south african and a jew who have been living in China for years and do high quality videos and are probably Chinese agents

>>78075393
Are they the guys on the motorcycles

>>78075393
give one piece of evidence of cmilk being jewish that isn't a youtube comment from an anonymous stranger

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Just had two wanks in a row

>>78075413
yeah that's their vlogs together but I just watch the south african guy I don't like the young runt

>>78075370
Never too late for a tug

done 5 poos today and it's not even midnight yet

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You are now picturing the girl you fancy getting her vag destroyed by that guy you were worried about

so bored
might resort to reading a book when i wake up

>>78075443
read lord of the rings lad. skip the foreward about hobbits though, book 1 is dull enough without that

>>78075461
fiction is for brainlets

anyone read wolfhall?
been sitting on my bookshelf a while
told myself I would finish the tobacconist before I started it, but It is just so fucking boring and shit I don't want to pick it up again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9lh3Pgd79A 4:45 creasing

>>78075380
reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y3N7q1bwfY

>>78075499
watched the tv show

>>78075472
same deal as rorke < leftypol < high tory. not being able to appreciate fiction means you have no appreciation for the metaphysical and are spookman tier

>>78075521
TV rots your brain

yall know what the midwest is
young and restless

>>78075461
>foreward

>>78075541
So does /brit/ but you're still here

>>78075557
>yall know what the midwest is
don't actually

>>78075566
/brits/ is a good source of stimulating conversation

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If you want to know the truth, the ONLY book you ever need to read, is The Catcher In The Rye

It really is

hmm yes really like iceage (the band)

>>78075600
t. sociopath

>>78075583
Ah yes the pensive posts such as 'did a poo'

>>78075618
Preferred the movie

did a poo

How about that GoT ending huh lads?!

think it's odd that scientists are telling us that the earth is an oblate spheroid even though all their 'photos' show it it to be a perfect sphere.

i can hear the fucking raccoon knocking the trashcan around outside again
god what an insufferable little shit nuisance

>>78075624
I will call my son Holden

>>78075600
Fuck off phony

>>78075653
Case in point

>>78075657
go to hell stratlater

going to watch Dunkirk but not in 70mm
gutted

Anyone have the gif of the aussie incel who donated sperm to "pass on my genes"

Ty

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Found out today that I have a relative that literally wears a Gestapo uniform wherever he goes

good lad

Also my grandma gave him my uncles Army dress uniform that he left at her house for a bit (he's mad)

i want to be intimate with a girl lads

>>78075629
its good for vocabulary at least

>>78075694
>Found out today that I have a relative that literally wears a Gestapo uniform wherever he goes

Is that even legal

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5am
utterly fucked the sleeping schedule

in my jammies :3

extremely weird how /pol/ is now full of random dads and mums, children and teenagers, young women, people of all races and all ideologies and all sexualities

it's unrecognisable to me now.

percocet molly percocet

>>78075713
I don't think he wears the armband so why not

>>78075716
Pics x

Willies
Minges
Knobs
Fannies
Arses
Bellends
Cocks
Bums
Bollocks
Knackers
Twats

percocet
molly percocet

*pulls a prank on you*

>>78075785
good post
>>78075772
also a good post

never chase no bitch

birdcucks are at it again

Love the birdcucks

>>78075810
youre joking
like clockwork
every single day

>>78075772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcjh1a9Yoao

tay zonday doing a live stream

Britain must've looked like hobbit before the Industrial revolution

Should've been a soldier lads

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>>78075734

https://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,5753,-19046,00.html

obsessed with girls' poos and farts

only 3 more hours lads
any one fancy saying something stupid, time passes faster when i'm having an angry argument on the chon

>>78075868
flat earth is real

>>78075864
FONT

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Oh wow
So this is the power of japanese barbie doll

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>>78075843
>he doesn't live in the country

still does lad

only runts live in cities

al jazeera is the only good news provider left

>>78075884
rural britain is for range rover tories
'affordable' rural britain looks like shit

>>78075884
nice tight sheep

>>78075897
ah yes... the qatari state media...

>>78075903
nah

:)

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>mfw when a white country becomes more brown

>>78075897
very progressive bias but the app is absolutely stunning

>>78075926
(:

>>78075926
meeeoooow

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>mfw a brown country becomes more white

>>78075941
its the least biased out of all the "no-obviously pushing a bias" news sources out there

>>78075912
they don't shill for qatar at all

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>>78075897

>>78075954
>please do not see end first

what

:~v~

>>78075965
it's not RT tier but they shill for their interests, not their state

:3

I am tormented by bitter regret at never having experienced the love of a woman lads

>>78075969
Spoiler alert retard

>>78075967
im just a whiteboi who used to spend a lot of time staying up late, getting high and watching the world news channels

spics, spooks, chinks and gooks

>>78075969
In olden times they used to play films on a loop so people would come in and watch the end of the film and then see the start

Hate love.
Like hate.
Simple as.

hate yanks
love wanks
simple as

get a load mr encyclopedia smart man over here>>78076006

doing a wanky under my blanky

(>.<)

modest proposal: legalize rape so men waste less time chasing women and more time on things that matter.

People shouldn't be allowed to know trivial information.

( ;-; )

( . )( . )

the *New* Coke Zero™ is pretty good

>>78076072
Anti-semite.

(*_*)

>>78076086
this is a blue board anon

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the gf

8===D - - - -

:O

Supposed to start my first day at work soon and I'm hungover and haven't slept

>>78076166
don't care fuck off

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>>78076179

>>78076166
iktf my grandma is coming over and I haven't slept yet

>>78076166
what job

new american dad is pretty good lads

>>78076230
suddenly islam doesnt seem so bad after see a bunch of these people densely packed into one room

>>78076220
Retail at b&q

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>suddenly islam doesnt seem so bad after see a bunch of these people densely packed into one room

>>78076245
baffling post

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>>78076255
Sounds alri

I have a job as a birdkeeper at my local bird and deer park

fucking sucks

>>78076255
Everyone who works at B&Q knows fuck all about about DIY.

>>78076274
don't care

>>78076280
I imagine considering I know nothing lol

>>78076274
How often do you see the deer? Got within a few metres of a cute fawn the other day. Could have reached out and petted him. :3

>>78076274
>literally working in a park
im a neet who spends pretty much all my time at the park. Not working, sure, but it still sounds fairly nice if there's birdcucks and deer and that

got told i know nothing about diy at b&q

>>78076295
Did you get a boner?

>>78076299
In b&q?

Think we should just make all white countries less white.

>>78076295
They're domesticated m8

Literally a park with reindeer and peacocks and shit that kids feed with overpriced birdfeed

>>78076298
I only get paid 8 pound an hour

>>78076298
Love birdcucks

>>78076311
yeah it was in b&q

>>78076324
Do you know anything about diy?

>>78076333
no

got a family of peacocks in the garden

>>78076372
Pics

got a family of cocks

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>just be yourself bro

>>78076390
So THIS is the world famous Ozzy banta......

>>78076390
Up my arse hole!

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this is them when they were younger
2 of them got munched by rats though so it's just one little peachick
she's a big girl now though, almost a foot long

>>78076410
runt birds
could heem them in one fell swoop

>>78076410
c u t e : 3

just checked on the ol' oneitis on all 5 of her social medias
shes doing alright

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>>78076410
*Eyes your gang from across the street*

>>78076410
>that
>peacock

>>78076395
These guys <5/10 before they hit the gym

>>78076432
giz a link x

>>78076438
right i've got a family of fucking peafowl then
piss off you pedantic pleb

>>78076438
Looks more like a beanfanny tbf.

hes right though you cant call them peacocks if they arent male

pee cock LOL

>>78076479
Back from your little Google excursion trying to sound smrat?

>>78076479
>peafowl
who uses this word
they are called peacocks whether they are male or female

>>78076444
none have ever stepped foot in a gym

>>78076395
Miro, chico, todd, nessman and o'pry all mog bateman.

Think Nessman is the best of the bunch though

flat earth is real

>>78076489
mind melons are modulating over this one

>>78076525
Fuck off retard

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Picture from the park I work at

dox me all you want

he was vertical stu
and then he was horizontal

https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-yi-na-yeong-s-nipple-dfer72w/answers/new.html

>>78076545
NONCE

>>78076545
They're sika?

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>dude, just neg her and hold frame.

>had 3 interviews for a job
>come in for #4
>near the end
>"so anon, do you have any questions?"
>"fortunately the interviewers from interviews 1-3 have been very thorough, so not at the moment"
>"ha ha"

Now I'm fucking gearing up for interview #5. What's with companies that do this?

and then trigger made a face

>>78076492
>>78076493
not trying to sound smart just disappointed
you cannot mention having a family of peacocks in your garden only to reveal that they are all in fact female
basically just regular birds then arent they. no better than a pigeon

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>>78076557
we have


FOLLIES
REINDEER
FALLOW DEER
PYGMY GOATS
MINIATURE DONKEY
WATERFOWL
PEAFOWL
POULTRY
PHEASANT & FOWL
KOOKABURRAS

>>78076576
they want to know if you're prepared to waste your time for them
they're seeing if you're a good goy basically

>>78076589
I'll suck your dick and polish your nose afterwards Mr Noseberg, just give me a relatively comfy and quiet job that pays enough money to live alone for the rest of my life.

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>>78076586
And your job is to clean up all their shit

>>78076585
how do baby peacocks get made anon

>>78076586
jealous of your life tbqh

>>78076586
really cute deer lad

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What you listening to /brit/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auLBLk4ibAk

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>>78076600
you're right

>>78076603
i'm gonna quit soon

>>78076586
GIVE US BACK THE KOOKABURRAS YA THIEVING CUNT HOW DARE YOU SUBJECT THEM TO BRITISH WEATHER

Karma police

can gays marry in the uk yet

>>78076601
heh

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>>78076617
The song(s) that makes me think of her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGfguhnvECc

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lol

>>78076631
no they have an equivalent called a 'civil partnership'

>>78076617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Zac520F2c

>>78076631
i believe they have to pay for the gay license

>>78076639
lmao

>>78076631
is altavista broken?

She will wear you out

Livin la altavista!

>>78076636
Song name? Rather use spotify.

>>78076639
>>78076645
this isn't true
only the third world bit of the UK (NI) hasn't legalised gay marriage yet

>>78076637
Why have MTV hired Sargon

>>78076657
Why do gays want to get married anyway?

Just to piss off the church? haven't seen them clamouring to get married in mosques yet

>>78076656
The video is a hexalogy of songs put together, but you can try Luv(sic)

getting my daily dose of molygon and neuxsar las

reading the teletext

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>>78076636
>>78076617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4NJ6mDMT5U

>>78076674
marriages in mosques don't have any legal recognition

>>78076674
Don't burn yourself on that hot take

>>>/o/17681941
thoughts?

>>78076742
>>78076742
>>78076742

>>78076749

that ass is too fat, literally