/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

First for yellow fever

>>78073558
I know that but what do I even say when I go in there tomorrow

why didn't the guy who hired me tell me about any blue light on the building or security entrance or whatever. all he said was "just go into that building"

I wish I didn't have fucking aspergers. actually I don't have aspergers, but I bet I'm pretty close.

>>78073614
post em, boys

I've wasted my entire life

>>78073604
Never make a new thread without consulting it with me first ever again, pls

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are misa

>>78073649
tfw no discipline to study new things and get good at them and then have fun with them so i wouldn't even need discipline in the end

starts are always the nastiest

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posting boys as requested

>>78073626
>all he said was "just go into that building"
Getting into the building is the first part of the job then. Personally I'd try and climb in through an open window but that's just my style.

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>>78073626
Reposting here for my fellow social autist.
>>78073643

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i want to strangle a girl in bed (lovingly just for fun)

also i feel good about my life, doesn't feel wasted.

I despise programming but I think it'll get me a job so i'm learning it
lord help

>>78073626
If you have actual aspergers then youre fucked

I used to be a social autistic, still am with people my age but I'm great with talking to random people in public, actually I quite enjoy it now

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BC is the best province in canada

>>78073647
a life you enjoy wasting isn't a wasted life

I feel jealous when I see groups of people walking around being friends. I also feel threatened

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>>78073693

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what is wasting your life

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>>78073713
>nunavut
>god tier

>>78073727
posting in /cum/

>>78073695
I didn't enjoy wasting it either you miserable sod, I tried to put myself together over and over again and nothing worked before completely falling into despair

>>78073684
>i want to strangle a girl in bed (lovingly just for fun)

>>Sometimes I play a joke
>>Pull the plug and watch her choke
>>But I would do anything
>>To keep her alive

(c) "my girl is a vegetable", american army's marching cadence

All of Canada is terrible

>>78073727
not spending time setting up your sooicide

>>78073727
not living until your absolute maximum ability to. then you would literally be wasting life.

>>78073748
canada is better than usa

I do everything my parents say because they're my only friends

>>78073695
I spent it playing video games, shitposting and watching film/tv

>>78073728
Subjectivity, my friend. Summer made me really grumpy this year, so I autistically researched arctic regions with focus on Nunavut because I have family there. My conclusion is that it's easily in the top 5 territories/provinces based on nature alone. Seriously good stuff.

reminder that sixpack is genetic and low body fat. no amount of planks will make a difference

>>78073796
>i have family in nunavut

t. ᘖᑋᐣ ᒼcfᐊᐟᗰᙢᐣ

fuckin hate james franco and seth rogen to tell ya the truth

>>78073803
Liftin is for insecure ugly gays and bisexuals anyway

white people should have body fat

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reminder that I'm fat and my family is full of fat strongmen but I'm not even that strong

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i have yellow fevor but still like white girls

>>78073839
My family is full of tubbies and I'm healthyweight
They think i'm gay

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>>78073846
patrician

>>78073675
I'm not as skilled as you

>>78073676
thanks, I guess I'll just ask the same thing again tomorrow how to get in

>>78073686
I'm convinced I have an actual problem but maybe not one that's innate, like I could get over it if I tried hard enough through multiple years

>>78073846
why did she fill the glass with coca cola label with piss

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>misa posting

>>78073839
>fat strongman
I hope 'atrongman' is your last name

>>78073846
>>78073860
I don't think I perceive Asians as being human. They look like dolls.

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>misa posting

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meant to post this

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>>78073817
Nah, not Eskimo. Said family did adopt some Inuit orphans tho.

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>>78073846

so you like sticks and sticks?

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>misa posting? no thanks, gooks are disgusting
>anime? why yes i'm a big fan

https://youtu.be/BIaIrlEwmNI

interesting varg video today

>>78073931
why does her face look funny

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a korean girl gave me a lot of attention in hs.

and all the girls that have liked me have been asian too so ive been conditioned, its not my fault, like the girl that blew strawberry vape smoke in my face everyday one summer.

>>78073950
Nobody likes Varg

>>78073932
Wrong, I think both are disgusting.

stupid spic

>>78073978
only tanned or darker people dislike varg

>>78073971
n-word lips

anime? big fan

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wish I had insurance

>>78073978
I both like and dislike Varg at the same time. Weird guy.

>>78073971
who cares about face when the body is so lit

Bought Sniper Elite 3, played for about 20 minutes, already bored

based spic

>>78074006
thats what you get for being a smelly nigger

>>78073950
Does varg own bitbean?

>>78073987
i'm not talking to you

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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how do I increase my IQ?

>>78074019
doubtful

>>78074058

watch animes like sakura trick and highschool DxD

I am Asian (female).

What does 'covfefe' mean

Why are girls so cute, buds?

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imma lrn my french really good next summer and get a qt weeb quebecois gf

>>78074064
He seems to be worried about soil depletion, he should know some plants grow on the internet

>>78074058
learn japanese

>>78074106

god had to give us a reason to go on loving, and he went with grills

>>78074099
bet your not a cute one

why do you deserve a gf over me?

>>78074058
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+2+becum+smuarter

>>78074108
I thought they hate Anglos.

>>78074139
i have a heart of gold

>>78074123

living*

The ZOG is stopping our Pennsylvanian friend from getting a gf

>>78074139

I can play wonderwall on geetar

>>78074139
I can provide

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>>78074133
B 79

W 59

H 81

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>>78074171

>>78074104
It was a typo in a tweet that Trump made. When people started laughing at him for saying a non-word, he tried to play it off like he meant to type it that way.

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>>78074190

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>>78074190
hows thw nihongo friend!!???

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HUMBOWABBAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>im learning japanese

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Thinking of buying a scooter, lads.

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I find skinny neckbeards cute

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>>78074208
quite nice
i did quite a lot yesterday and the day before

>>78074178

you are a disgrace to your race

>>78074192
What did he want to type?

What's your opinion of girls with blue eyes and medium length brownish blonde hair that they keep tied?

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Just remember /cum/ that no one will ever be able to hate you more that you already hate yourself

>>78074252

cute

>>78074252
no thanks

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>>78074246
Nobody knows.

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girls r a blessing to mankind

>>78074260
Dont hate myself

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>tfw I just met a girl who's a motherfucking gangster bitch

>>78073821
Can't believe I used to think they were funny

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rust in peace

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Do you find our first lady attractive?

Upon second inspection Julia Garner is an ugly half Jew 3rd rate actor

>>78074309

her daughter is hot as fug

>>78074303
I like this photograph

>>78074309
sometimes

>>78074281
literally taylor swift-tier pancake ass

cousins qt friend just broke up with her bf
i think i'm gonna try to get her now

>>78074309
Plastic surgery, makeup caked, slavic whore but i would still fug her

>>78074284
...yet

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>I'm sorry but we don't have that flavor in stock

>>78074309
>plastic slavic call-girl

Nope.

>>78074309
not really desu

I prefer Michelle

>>78074334
>>>/dixie/

>>78074246
coverage

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>literally taylor swift-tier pancake ass

>>78074323
her only child is Barron...

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>Rainforest Cafe is Never coming back

Would you fuck a crazy manipulative bitch if she was yandere towards you

>>78074366

stepdaughter than

whatever

>>78074372
yes

>>78074340
If I fuck up with this qt girl, I'm jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge.

>>78074372

never stick your dick in crazy

thats the rule

>>78074372
what in the world does that mean

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>>78074372
Absolutely

What's the worst that could happen?

>>78074404
hhrrrnng

I like danger

>>78074353
said no one ever

Still have not received any news on my computer from the computer repair man.

Reminder that Slav fever is just socially accepted yellow fever.

When is Michelle gonna announce her true intentions of running for President?

>>78074439
slav fever is so 1990s

is it worth visiting the lower 48 or is it as bad as everyone makes it out to be?

>>78074439

[citation needed]

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>>78074421
And I like crazy cunts

Would you rather fuck...

A western popstar from the early 2000's

or

A jap/kpop star

>>78074494
pre-kfed britney spears hands down

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i still think ill get laid this year when i go back to school because im in a good mood 90% of the time now of days.

also i get out a lot lot more now.

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the eternal struggle

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>>78074494
Western popstar from early 2000's pls

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>>78074494
Tough choice, I'm out.

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>>78074404
>>78074465
>>78074527

>>78074517
lol they cancelled the permit for the second alt-right rally in Charlottesville

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Men shouldn't be able to vote

tell me a joke /cum/
(that isnt me or anime)

>>78074510

girls are overrated

>>78074553
im never voting again idgaf anymore. politics is so irrelevant in ewality.

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Rate my dog /cum/

Fuck drumpf
Fuck wh*tes

>>78074517

but I'm mexican so no struggle here

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Canadian bois are for...

>>78074565
misa

>>78074565
What do gay horses eat?

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>>78074596

>>78074585
(You)

>>78074581
14/88

Hope he's trained to kill SPICS & NIGGERS

>>78074603
what?

>>78074623
It's a she and she's only trained to kill people we don't know who enter the house

So likely those two demographics yes

>>78074624
hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeed to make ramen now らめん

will Ry*n get laid? Y/N

>>78074632
Bet she's a lovely companion

>>78074653
yes, but he will be the bottom

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A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no Hollaback Girl
I ain't no Hollaback Girl
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no Hollaback Girl
I ain't no Hollaback Girl

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>>78074659
She's my best friend :3

>>78074653
The equation goes: the more Asian pics you have/post the less likely you are to score pussy

>>78074683
BORN TO KILL THE BROWN HORDES

BORN TO WITNESS THE RISE OF MELANIN-CHALLENGE LOAFERS

Not gonna like watched rick and morty for the first time last night.
Actually regret it not even worth it for pickle rick.

>>78074584

/cum/ is a pro-wall general, kys

>>78074685
reddit

>>78074553
I'll vote for Trump again and then probably never vote for the rest of my life

>>78074781
PENNYSvania por favor

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>>78074773

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Just got back from a hike
>tfw no gf to watch the sunset with

what's a hollerback girl?

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>>78074831
>hollerback girl

The Stefani thing refers to a song by Gwen Stefani

>>78074803
Is the entire show written by 13 year olds?

>>78074874
christcucks such as yourself couldn't under*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*stand

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>>78074874
Alaska, if you were a vegetable you'd be a CUTEcumber haha

niggers cant ride bicycles

>>78074929
Its true! How could I have been blinded by drumpf and faux news. Truly rick and morty is the greatest show eve*buuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppp*
>>78074942
Please stop

I Keep on seeing atheist jokes when people talk about Rick and Morty. Does the show try to be philosophical, or are people just memeing?

Like Trump, Christianity, and European history and culture

>>78074980
w-what did I do

>>78075004
You're probably fat

>>78075013
I'm 159 lbs Last time I weighed myself so definitely chubby

Everyone with European blood is descended from Charlemagne.

>>78075031
>159
>chubby

Fat AND a manlet

Poor take

>>78075050
Western Europeans
>>78075059
Yeah.

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>159lbs
>chubby

why don't manlets ever learn

>>78075069
I'm 5,6

>>78075067
Nope. Every European from the 9th century who has descendents around today is the direct ancestor of everyone with European blood.

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>>78075031
>>78075075
>159
>Chubby
How is this possible? I'm 150 and I look like Shaggy.

do you believe in karma?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>78075089
As I said I'm 5'5 so it doesn't distribute very good

>>78075089
He's 5'3"

>>78073727
I could say this site, but it's really my own procrastination.

PICKLE RIIIIICK
I'M A PICKLE, MORTY
I'M A PIIICCKKLLEE AND GOD ISN'T REAL
PPIIIIICCKKKLLLLLLEEE RRRRIIIIICCCCKKKKKKK

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i actually get life on a fundemental level, except for girls. ama

human sacrifice is necessary for a healthy society

>>78075127
what should i do

Seven days until I go back to the dorms. Sad.

>>78075116
>>78075121
Sounds like he gets shorter every time you mention him. He must be 4'8 by now.

>>78075148
bye

>>78075158
Currently 3'8 rn

>>78075148
really gets the noggin joggin

I'm 5 picometers tall

PAULIE

>>78075171
This is in your near future, comrade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of9yfKQYPgY

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me

Whats your shoe/boot size?

About to see Valerian

>>78075215
13W

>>78075215
14W

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Mr. President

>go to grocery store
>want to buy KD
>grab KD
>all the cashiers are cute girls
>panic and put the KD on the nearest shelf and just walk out

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>>78075207
>>78075208
OHHHHHHHHH

>>78075215
Size 11 and half

>>78075207
>>78075208
whoa..

>>78075166
shit eyed subhumans are getting BTFOD

Guys, he has a Youtube channel.
BmqK3PXtAC4

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do u luv girls :3?

>>78075291
Crap, let's try that again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmqK3PXtAC4

wtf tonic is sparkling water/carbonated water?
why can't they stick to 1 name
bubbling water
the bubbly

Nothing wrong with having brown eyes

>>78075310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM6NYqjZ1gI

>>78075299
they don't love me in return what's the point

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>>78075327
>Nothing wrong with having brown eyes

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brown eyes are acceptable

What about gray eyes?

the way east asians have black eyes makes them look like demons

>>78075354
You know you can have brown eyes and white skin right?

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>tfw have an 8 inch cock
>i will never get to use it

My dick is 6.3 inches

>>78075378
not if you accept defeat

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>>78075299
thots**
and yes

Why is Oregon so much better than all the other shit states

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>>78075378
let me see it or you're lying

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mines 7.75'' and ill use it this yera, fag

i have a very average sized penis

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Girls

how do I git gud at pushups

max I can do is around 40 in a row

should I continue doing as many as I can with a 5 minute rest period in between?

TIL cumposters have small dicks

my penis is below average

>>78075411
rest for 30 seconds

>>78075367

wrong. Brown eyes means less evolved

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>Brown eyes means less evolved

>>78075411
You ask like making a lot of those will make you fit. There is a shit ton of other things to do other than "I do a lot of push ups bruh! I stronk!"

push ups are the perfect exercise

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when will you fags stop being edgelord storm front muh white race fags?

>>78075473
never

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When you're gonna stop breaking my heart?
I don't wanna be another one
Paying for the things I never done
Don't let go, don't let go to my love

>>78075473
uh you know which website you're posting on?

>>78075473
i am very proud of my race

white is the superior race

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"Cruel is the gospel that sets itself free then takes you away from me"

>>78075215
8.5 but I say that I'm a 9

HOP OUT
DROP TOP
FUCK YALL TALKIN I NEED IT RIGHT NOW

canadians need to lose their accent if they want to be taken seriously

Sorry muh heritage is better than most of the world I guess.

>>78075559
What is it?

>>78075555
eh fuck off hoser

>>78075411
i can do 5 push ups before my arms give in

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>When you are the only brown man in a thread

traitors to the white race deserve to be shot by a nigger

>>78075573
A lot of Scottish and little bit of Irish.
So pretty bad

>>78075614
Pretty standard amerimongrel herritage

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should i make bacon eggs and toast rn?

>>78075611
I can guarantee you are not the only one, amigo

>>78075626
do you know what time it is young man

>>78075626

>eggs
cholesterol is bad for your arteries

>bacon
basically eating processed sodium

>toast
carbs will go to your belly

>>78075651
its good nutrition

>>78075621
At least i'm not some smorgasbord like yourself

>>78075665
I'm actually 90% one ethnic group

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>>78075642
okay okay your right ill brush my teeth and go to bed soon

>eating before going to bed

enjoy your cardiac arrest when your 30

>>78075673
Probably something disgusting like German.
I'm probably teetering around 90% Scottish, but don't want to play for ((23andme))

>>78075555
>canadians need to lose their accent if they want to be taken seriously

nice quads, you speak truth

>>78075685
good lad

>>78075706
No 90% shitalian and 10% Irish

>>78075737
Gross... make me pasta

>>78075784
Shan't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoA_zY6tqQw

FUCK CALIFORNIA

>>78075784

pasta was originally a chink dish, shitalians stole it I think

>>78075814
Nah Romans ate pasta

>>78075848
I might be thinking of spaghetti

i ate pasta

The only thing I hate about living here is how pricey things are.
>>78075814
Thats a load of shit actually old pasta can be traced back to ancient greece.

>>78075894
noodles are a pretty common thing all over

>>78075915
True, China tried to claim Marco Polo stole them, but they existed in Europe for way before that.

modest proposal: legalize rape so men waste less time chasing women and more time on things that matter

New bread
>>78076015
>>78076015
>>78076015

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>>78076043
>>78076043

Kepp posting here, lads

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I'm going to keep posting here, but not because of you.

303

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>>78076160

/cum/? more like /rude/

I'm a girl.

>>78076228
be my gf

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>>78076228
plz respond

fug u then

>>78075215
14 mens