/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

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>>78068385

how do we solve the br problem

Blacks are the superior race, they have big dicks that white women love

Watching Boondocks

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>>78068385

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>>78068421
I've called plenty of black men niggers before

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>>78068296
i think not!
>>78068392
i didn't, i posted a picture before didn't i...

>>78068464
You're black, tho, aren't you?

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/Saint-Pierre-et-Miquelon/

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>>78068496
Y-yes

>>78068480
Asian dick only!

>>78068464
t. Uncle tom

Hoosier here. Germany is not as great as they make it up to be

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What should I say

how many mistakes did you comit today?

>China built the world’s largest telescope, but has no one to run it

Wow, next superpower alright

>>78068534
are you from there?

women are so cute and lovable.

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>there are people that have or currently have a gf

>>78068589
The absolute state of slants

>>78068571
why you asking anonette ;)
>>78068559
i thought it was a shithole like france.

>>78068571
My imouto! (｡•̀ᴗ-)

>>78068581
I kept closing my eye when the eye doctor tried to poof it

>>78068581
Every breath I takes is one

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>>78068589
W-well at least their country isn't full of shitskins!

I enjoy seeing BM/WF couples

>>78068611
[citation needed]

>>78068559
out*
goddamn phone
>>78068622
right? euro fashion is pretty gay

*declares bankruptcy*

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>>78068657
Just narcissistic NEETs who live off of hard working troglodytes

left an abusive and insulting comment on that FreeCompliments subreddit

>>78068664
saw one of those today with a little mulatto son

great edition

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>>78068721
I thought I saw a white guy with a black son today, but when I got close to him he was just a light skinned black guy with a much darker skinned son.

Also saw a guy so black he was basically purple.

Now that I think of it I saw a lot of black people today, I wonder what's up with that.

Should I move to Chiraq or Baltimore?
Ooor Antioch?

Think I'm falling in love with you

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>the parents are getting chinese food.
think i might eat some general tso, plus some ramen, and drink as much strawberry lemonade beer as possible.

rate my evening plan. might also do some drunk exercise/duolingo.

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>>78068901
Avoid Chirac or he'll blow your ships up

>>78068948
I hope you have fun, just stay safe bud

mod messaged me because of my abusive post

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this is how america should work

>>78069125
i already have all that though

>>78068865
idk blacks are normal down here

>>78069125
>deep cuts to the military

NI HAO MA WERCOME TO THE CHINA STATES OF AMERICA

>>78069189
I haven't seen any in like a month and then saw like 10 today. It's odd to be honest, but they all seemed like good people.

>>78068604
Let's pretend I am so I have legitimacy to shitpost here

>>78069033
I contacted the German police about your abusive post

>>78069196
kys ryan you are so dumb

>>78068948
I wish I could eat chinese food

>>78069316
i only told her that she is fat and ugly and the other comments are fake compliments
if she wants to actually feel better she should just lose weight

i think i helped her more than i did harm

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1-7 - do the thing
8-9 - do another thing
0 - dont do the thing

cara i dont wanna argue

>>78069375
Don't worry the police are coming to arrest you for being a nazi.

How about I cum in your faces?

Today I ate 2000Cal (kcal for the educated) in chocolate covered peanuts and I feel horrible about myself.

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>>78069468
Please do

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https://youtu.be/i-JD3nyOleQ

>Naming the mission JOI
you just KNOW

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>>78069548

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>>78069651
>quality of posts is extremely important

>>78069508
In 600 years, who will know? Cheer up.

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me irl

still waiting for a lengthy rundown on this "person" if she or it can be called such a thing

http://www.weibo.com/misafighting

Sasha Obama is becoming a THOT.

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thoughts?

>>78069651
Jannies here make the most arbitrary moderation decisions it's so fucking weird lmao

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>>78069125

Isn't it obvious?

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wtf did you know?

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*does 59 in a 55 zone*

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girls are really pretty.

boobs look nice.

>>78070123
wtf i love that girl now

>>78070123
ok what the hell i didn't know boobs are cool like that

im sad

what should i drink tonight

>>78070117
did 90 in a 50 and got clocked doing 81
got my licence taken haha

>>78070184
tequilla

>>78070207
you could have killed somebody

>>78070207
ya dingus

canada is amazing

>Toronto police officer buys shoplifter suit he tried to steal

>He said when he arrived at the scene he realised the offender had been stealing the items for a job interview.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40852824

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>>78069860

Gas all liberals.

>>78070184
water

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>he's a libertarian

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>>78070253

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>tfw im not drunk yet

tfw...

How long does it take for you to fall in love?

>>78070478
7.46 seconds if a cute girl my age touches me

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>>78070360

>socialists are extreme democrats
>fascists are extreme republicans

Burger political discourse is kindergarten tier.

>>78070360
>>78070497
id like the source of that excerpt, its like google grabbed the most lowbrow one it could find

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PABBALABEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Rate the gf

I hate Romanians

>>78071071
Why?

>>78070680
I never understood why black people want to believe this so badly. what do they get out of it if we finally say "fine they were black"

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rate my ex

>>78071165
They are the Mexicans of Europe, immigrating all over Europe and committing crime and being all around subhumans

>>78071172

a black run society that isnt shit and did something culturally important apart from "muh dick "

>>78071182
Are you sure?

>>78071178
rated

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kek

>>78071201
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_kingdoms_in_pre-colonial_Africa

>>78071249
>a black run society that isnt shit

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"if you're lost you can look and you will find me"

>>78071201
why don't they work on their community so they can be it themselves, instead of holding onto one that existed allegedly 2000 years ago

>>78068657
It's full of Uyghurs and other Chinese Muslims that refuse to assimilate, which are practically the same thing really

reminder that China belongs to the Celts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarim_mummies

i've become an alcoholic and have no money for daily alcohol

>>78071350
Uyghurs are super cute though. turkics > every other race

>>78070123
nonsense, those are merely unfunctional clackers

>>78071448
chinks are white?

>>78071571
wut

>>78071701
no, but they are oppressing our Celtic brothers

>list something on craigslist
>get a text
>"do you still have x?"
>"yes. when do you want to buy it?"
>no text ever again
how fucking stupid are these people?

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Would you let this woman be the mother of your children?

>>78071758
but they're muslim they deserve worse than opression

>>78071790
no she already has children

>>78071790
yes

>>78071771
its like when you add a bunch of items to your cart online but then realize you don't need any of it and delete them all before checkout. I think they just like the thrill of shopping for new stuff, but not spending the money

>>78071813
low iq post

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here's the plan:

chug this beer desu ne.

>give him the stick
>don't give him the stick

why do african americans try to associate with us from DR by claiming that we're black

>be me
>see something on craigslist
>send a text
>"do you still have x?"
>"yes. when do you want to buy it?"
>swat team busts through the door and takes me to prison
This ever happen to anyone else?

>go to sleep at 16
>wake up at 20:30

What the fuck?!?!

>>78071898
I thought blacks try to claim they're the true Jews and you're all khazars

>>78069816
it just redirects me to a login page, what am I missing?

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ugguuu~
d-don't eat me senpai

>>78071961
that's not cute
that's actually pretty scary

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>go to the gym
>see lots of handsome muscular Asian guys
It's not fair buds

cum lol

>>78071984
its just their lower bodyfat genetics makes them look more ripped, I doubt they are stronger than other gym goers

fuck bitches + get money desu

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>>78071984
please.... just..... fucking stop

>>78072016
?

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>>78071975
s-s-senpai don't!
*sprays ink all over you*

>>78071790
glasses i.e. bad genetics

discord is for fags lol

>>78068480
>>78068544
what is her address I must know

>>78071771
CL is notorious for flaking, happens to me all the time

should I buy a hori GC controller?

>>78072074
fucking creep

>>78072070
this
I dont really know what it is though. all I know is that I'm bad
yeah I'm bad

Can somebody explain why do i get red and blonde hairs in my beard

is all the years of inbreeding and race mixing

>>78072074
W-why

>>78072074
i won't tell you my address, weirdo

Asians turn into little porkers too the instant they touch American food, I think it might be an insulin thing, people just are less used to this sort of food.

why do african americans think we from DR are the same as them

don't they realize we didn't experience harsh slavery like them, were more rebellious, and have more white admixture

>>78072082
The white smash bros. controller is $35 w/ free shipping if you have prime. You can get a free 30 day trial if you haven't already.
It's worth it IMO. The longer cord is convenient, the plastic just feels different from the original controllers.
>>78072086
BUT I'M A CREEP, I'M A WEIRDO.
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?
I DON'T BELONG HERE.
>>78072096
once I make it to her front door I will knock and give her a big wet kiss on the forehead once she opens it

>>78072115
but viets look subhuman on their own can't blame american food for that

>>78068385
Woooooh got an email that said that the internship i applied for isn't going to be happening after all. but hey "my qualifications were impressive". GUESS ILL JUST KILL MYSELF NOW.

Any car people here?

I'm looking to switch out the rims on my car. I've found some VMR V710s online that I like and when I go to select a wheel size there are 35 different options to choose from.

How do I determine which to pick?

>>78072139

I see it for $26

>>78072094
Gingers will never go extinct its like a plague.

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hi

>>78072029
I wanna squish it (but not hurt it).

>>78072159
Ask /o/, anon.

>>78072236
kys

>>78072254
I did

They weren't very nice

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after i pass my japanese test im going to start working on my french.

we don't want to be associated with african americans, we have cool history unlike them, so we don't need to steal history like they do

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>>78072256
rude

got a filtered (You) from a reddit mong

>>78072236
*pets the head*

>>78072281
hello

>>78072236
Why is misa so perfect bros

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>mong

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OFFICIAL /CUM/ POWER RANKINGS 4.1 CRYPTOCURRENCY EDITION
0- me, sinaloa, caraposter
0.5 oyster gay & cia
1- single flag Pennsylvania
2-henrico VA
3-whatcom county canada
4- ohiANO
5-cucks county
6-lane
7-san Bernardino (just because he said he would play smash with me)
POWER GAP
9000-canadians
9001- cara is bald poster
EVEN WORSE THAN CANADIANS GAP
900000001- anon who reported my thread
90000000001 - “cara is a muslim because he doesnt support a christian isis” faggot
900000000001 - ryan
9000000000001 - clack my ass

If you are not on the list is because i forgot about you or because i hate you, think before you ask me “why im not on the list” that you just may be a stupidly awful poster

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>>78072266
When I'm done with my Russian, I'll see you there.

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Say hello to my gf

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>literally only a loaf of bread for food in the house

Learning Asian languages is for dweebs.

>>78072313

why am I not on the list

>>78072167
I saw that listing too. I don't think that seller has sold anything yet and it would take the controller at least a month to ship out. Too sketchy, I wouldn't buy it.

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>>78072297
dont know

>>78072297
probably because she's not real

>>78072319
*orders you a 'za*

>>78072319
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

make this fine piece of quintessentially british

>>78072331

its for the wiiU tho...would it still work on diios mio?

>>78072343
Does it have pineapple on it?

>>78072319
Order a #10 with sprouts

>>78072372
They don't deliver here :(

>>78072323
you sure? check again

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>'za

>>78072387

nope, nowhere

>.gif
Hi grandpa

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girls are nice.

im glad girls exist.

>>78072391
>this is a 8/10 in america

>>78072313
not a bad list

>>78072424

you're lucky 4chan doesnt accept bitmap, or Id quote you in that

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>>.gif
>Hi grandpa

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>>78072297
because she is practically my Mom, only Japanese
>>78072351
>would it still work on diios mio?
no
but it'd work on DIOS-MIOS since it's a normal Gamecube controller. The Wii U just has a gamecube controller adapter you have to buy separate from the console.

>>78072313
bad post

>>78072450
I don't get it.

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>misa
>japanese

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>>78072460

>would it still work on diios mio?
>no
>but it'd work on DIOS-MIOS since it's a normal Gamecube controller.


which is it

>>78072432
girls are mean

you would know if you talked to them

>>78072465
not gonna invite you to the discord if you continue bullying me

>>78072479
so what country is your little gookslut from? arr rook same

I really hate the kraut

>>78072489
only to men under 8/10

>>78072466

bitmap is the image file equivalent of an 8track

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>>78072479
what's the difference?
>>78072483
it will work
you just misspelled DIOS-MIOS

>>78072499
kill yourself nigger

>>78072489
Girls are nice if you're not ugly, autistic, or weird.

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>>78072460
Misa is Chinese you racist fuck

>>78072297
Superior Asian genes

I think we should be nice to the kraut (when he's not posting feet or chinkees)

I wish misa was white

never met a non beta with yellow fever

>>78072516
there goes 3/4 of this website's chances

Trump?
I prefer to call him Drumpf.

#TheResistance

>>78072493
There's already a new server and everyone but you is there

>>78072536
hello

>>78072512

fuck, so I have to buy the gc attachment thing too?

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>so what country is your little gookslut from? arr rook same
>what's the difference

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>>78072523
asians are white but better

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>>78072549
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>78072546
he's not looking too good bullying blumenthal when he draft dodged by claiming he had bone spurs

can't believe he has the nuclear codes desu

>>78072516
They're nice to me, and I'm all of those things.

>>78072554

he said NON beta

RESIST

>>78072564
im not white, this is baseless slander

why would a white man want to risk his life for this country

/cum/ savages

Liking yellow girls only makes you a beta if you prefer them over your own race.

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>>78072536
Hey buddy I'm a nigger so I'm not beta

>>78072523
No

>>78072563
It's a normal gamecube controller. It will work with the wii / dios mios / wii U / PC etc.

>19th century
>while african americans were picking cotton
>we rebelled against the french who occupied eastern hispanola after being kicked out from haiti
>rebelled against the strongest army the black race ever had
>rebelled against one of the most powerful european empires
>would have had another revolt if usa had annex dr in 1870
>it would probably have caused usa lots of casualties because the machine gun was not yet invented, neither were tanks and planes, and disease took a lot of life back then
lel @ african americans for being so weak pre 1990, stop associating us with them

>>78072627

are you sure? I cant find what the end of the cord looks like

>>78072626
What a sweetheart. If I saw her in public I'd give her a cherry lollipop then follow her around all day to watch her lick and suck it.

>>78072522
I'm concerned that I might lose control of myself and start doing dumb shit if he ever does make it to the US. I really hope he doesn't make it. I don't wanna keep fucking up.

I hope misa looks 14 forever

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>>78072651
That's pretty creepy, son.

@BeanBreath
fix this you dumb spic >>78072421

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I have arrived.

>>78072536
this

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>>78072651
A-anon you shouldn't do that

>>78072624
Nothing wrong with prefering Asians over nigger "females"

Just downloaded episodes 1, 2, 3, and 4 from season 7 of Game of Plebs.

just fucking stop saying we're black to try and associate us with slavery when we shouls be more associated with rebellion

until someone gives me her exact address, I refuse to believe she's chinese

israel is black

>>78072732

can you send me a jewess gf?

>>78072737
it doesn't matter if you believe it or not

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Guys my roommate is opening up to me about depression and how he has bad luck with girls, but I got super baked and cant follow half of it and I keep saying weird shit

>>78072805
start touching his leg and see if he'll blow you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVRPGChBoY0
Retake Palestine when?

>>78072805
Just call him a nigger lol

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>>78072637
yup
>>78072681
I had those teletubbies as a kid... hope no one got rid of them

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>>78072774
i'm dominican, and i'm not black

>>78072805
Kick him out

>>78072832

thats not a hori, thats one of the controllers nintendo produced for the attachment

>>78072805
tell him to join /cum/ he'll fit right in

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>>78072832
Here's another one. 4 u.

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wow omg the strawberry beer tastes realllly nice

i love tasting the sweet aftertaste :3

>>78072858
not a bad idea
he did mention needing more friends to talk to

>>78072857
I thought you were asking whether that kind would work with the wii. Have never bought a hori controller

>>78072881
asian girls are so cute when they're not slanty

P.S stop drinking girl drinks

>>78072881
girly

>>78072633
typo, i meant pre 1900

>>78072881
what next, an appletini

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>>78072866
I should watch teletubbies with my dogs tonight to take a break from Full House. I've already watched the first 6 seasons in these past few weeks

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>asian girls are so cute when they're not slanty

it rains

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How is this shitty game so popular? It's like dayz without the fun

>>78072972
reddit

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>>78072944
It's weird, man. You never really catch how trippy it really is when you're a kid, but it's borderline unsettling as an adult.

10/10, would recommend.

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the goal

>>78072945

what part of that statement is wrong dumb brainletposter

*reports every post I dont like*

>>78070792
>>78070792
>>78070792
who did this?

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>>78073014
Would you go through the trouble of importing a >Skoda ?

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>>78073057
no need to import if you're fine with an old rear engined one, skodas were sold in canada in the 80s

and supposedly vw are bringing the skoda brand to north america eventually, nobody knows when though

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The goal.

>>78073048
me

>>78073048
ewwww

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im going to get a drunk with a girl drinking strawberry beer just u see

Most of us will settle.

when do we intervene in ryan's alcoholism?

>>78073199
he drinks like 3 beers a day, hes fine

unfortunatley

beer calories goes right to the lovehandles

>>78073209
>>78073199
i havn't drank in like 2 weeks q.q
>>78073234
i dont eat during the day so its cool. wanna do planks in like 5 minutes?

need a gf

>>78073274
lys jew trash

>>78073252
sure, up for 2min planks?

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I CANR FUCKING CONNECT TO THE INTERNET

shit /cum/ help me out

I got hired at a place a week ago and my first day I thought was today. This morning I went over there, it's a big collection of warehouses, went in to the building I was assigned to, and the door was locked and there was a security doorbell with a camera (the building I'm to work at isn't the one I was hired in so I hadn't seen this before). I rang it and asked if this was building TP1 and he said some shit like "you gotta wait till you see the blue light come on outside". It was like 6:45 and I was supposed to start at 7 and so I said ok and went back out to my car

then I looked back at the handbook they gave me last week and saw and remembered my first day is actually tomorrow. it's regularly m-f but my first day is tuesday.

so I hung around there until after 7 so I could see the blue light but I never saw it. what do I do now? what do I say to the security guard at the speaker at the door tomorrow? this is weird as shit man, I don't know what to do and I'm really, really REALLY autistic in social situations of any sort.

>>78073014
>the goal
thats my gimmick why are you spreading it on /cum/

>>78073289
ya okay ill do some side ones after i need like 5 minutes start at 9:56

>>78068718
good lad

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>>78073294
Then do something else.

I think I have diabetes
I don't want to go the doctor and find out because my autonomy is about all I have

>>78073305
I don't see the problem here? Just tell him you were confused that's all

>>78073338
go on a sugar binge. if you kys then you have diabetes

>>78073373
wrong
a lot of people are extremely addicted to sugar

>>78073305
>Go to work
>If he asks, tell him you were confused
>Continue working

>>78073305
Murder is the answer

>>78071240
ask them if their novel will be published soon

gonna make some burritos
thoughts on this recipe from the internet?

1 pound ground beef
1 or 2 cans of beans (i have black beans)
in teaspoons:
3/4 chili powder
1/2 coriander
1/2 garlic powder
3/4 cumin
1/4 cayenne
1/4 black pepper
1 salt

also using spelt tortillas instead of flour because they're tastier

I've had terrible past week

>>78073438
oh and half an onion

>>78073385
tfw addicted to sugar and salt

>>78073438
Not sure about the cumin, sounds gross
do 1 can of beans per pound

>>78072737
fascinating

gave up after 1:20

My last few years have been severely wanting

>>78073364
>>78073395
he doesn't know my situation, when I was hired, which other guy hired me. I expected to go into the building and be directed to someone who does know and will start me. they give people id badges that you swipe at the door to unlock it on your first day.

it's awkward because I can't see the security guy, it's just him talking through a speaker and me looking at a camera.

^retard

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that plank was easier than yesterday when i wasn't drunk.

lol light weight bb. imma do some pushups n shit or something.

>>78073502
i've utterly wasted the last 8 years after high school

>>78073508
you stress over stupid things dont worry who gives a fuck

>>78073549
I wasted 6 years after high school in addition to wasting the 4 years of high school itself

how do you waste 8 years?

you not going to university? who /engineering/ here?

>>78073562
absolutely based

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Is this true?

>>78073581
failing through majors in university while maintaining at least a 2.0 GPA to not get kicked out with parents who keep propping you up

I've been in college for 3 years but i've been studying computer science, now THAT is a waste

Migrate
>>78073604
>>78073604
>>78073604

>>78073602
Agreed.
Any man worth his salt is programming 8 hours a day on his own time while studying something extremely based like mathematics.

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>>78073508
Sounds like this is a guy you'll be interacting with on a day-to-day basis for a while, so I would get used to the awkwardness if I were you. Just kinda go to work and see what happens from there. As somebody who feels very similarly about social interactions, the best I can tell you is that worrying is pointless. Not gonna be comfortable, but you gotta work there.

>>78073624
this

unfortunately though I realize this I'm also a piece of shit

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I think I'm getting the flu. It's my first day at my new job tomorrow.