/brit/

>>78063360
peng

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sue

>>78063373
Fpbp

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Commander, tell me about your sexual organs

http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/ryan%20taste/
easy son

more evolution stuff lads
here's a thinker:
how did wings evolve from flightless animals despite having half a wing that doesn't allow you to fly being a large expenditure of energy with no immediately obvious benefit

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>>78063400

>>78063360
not a fan
looks weird desu

ahh yes the ol' heart palpitations are back

where have all of these f*reigners suddenly come from? /brit/ is full fuck off

>>78063334
meteor containing organic material landed in the ocean.

hate being a worthless british peasant.
wish i were european

Find it a bit ridiculous that Semenya had to take drugs to reduce her test levels because her natural test was "too high". Usain Bolt has many genetic advantages but they don't make him race in a Barney the dinosaur costume. Better genetics win, in athletics and in life.

*makes it through the door just in time*

close call that one lads

the're needs to be more money spent on the NHS and less money spent on taxes

>>78063475
haha semen
ya

>>78063470
then make room for a relevant man and piss off mate

Car-hole?

>>78063475
she's a bloke get over it

>>78063470
try sticking a baguette up your arse

>>78063463
but where did that stuff come from? it just avoids the question of how self-replicating molecules suddenly came into existence
if i was godsquad i would focus on that as the miracle of evolution desu

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>>78063437

I read about that flight

they got like an hour of totality flying in the shadow

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95Tbim7TFgM

need a virgin van dijk signing

love german numberplates

not autistic simple as

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>>78063513
>!fm0y7Uz6GE

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dormer

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first word your brain thought of seeing this

>>78063431
I think about this a lot

McLeod of Jamaica wins the 110m hurdles

Irish genetics eh

reeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it's illegal to be islamaphobic in canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VwpwP_fIqY

mental

>>78063567
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wouldn't know because i will not be opening that image

>>78063449
>where do the foreigners come from
>on an international board
Kill yourself

>>78063567
afterlife

>>78063513
if you chuck RNA molecules into a reactor sort thing and put them through in vitro evolution you can get them to work

https://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2011/04/rna-enzyme-makes-another-rna-e.html

>>78063567
halo

>>78063592
live a little you australian cunt

>>78063567
hate conifers

I AM AN ANTI-CHRIST
I AM AN ANARCHIST

>>78063638
hmmmm don't reply to me sweaty x

stop talking about molecules

>>78063567
game of thrones

>>78063620
dead interesting cheers

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>>78063565

can't believe that delicate peace of heaven married a fucking manlet mick

whoops ate all my popcorn 4 minutes into the film what am I like haha

>>78063706
she has a TINY mouth

day ten of /noshower/

plane posting is superior to train posting

Apparently there's a new sex position called parcelforce. You stay in all day and no one comes

listening to some bri'ish tunes ladders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luwAMFcc2f8

>>78063695
what is this?

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fashlads wwa?

>>78063710
alri planelad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO72Lg7OZ6U

>>78063757
is your test up?

have lost all control of my appetite

eating the yolk off haribos eggs and throwing the whites away

anyone seen that show 'sheed and rorkey?

>>78063835
yeh

reddit is based

>>78063835
build on this premise, please

>>78063431
They were fins first? Capable of short periods of gliding or leaping higher through the air.

>>78063835
Spoiler: they become the best of friends

>>78063940
comedy how mad this show makes christcucks

>>78063892
evolution wanker has a little answer for everything doesn't he?

business idea: write a book about shitposting and explain how it's a part of human nature

>>78063795
not sure

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>god doesn't exist

flat earth is real

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ses

fuck britian

>>78063954
better than "a wizard did it"

>>78063994
this
just end us

business idea: pitch a column to the guardian about your experiences in the dark and twisted subculture of disenchanted british youth on notorious hacker website 4chan

does anyone outside london even make more than 40k lmao

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>christcuck

god isn't real rorkey

>>78064030
reminder that's about 25k outside of london

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>>78063995
>He doesn't believe in wizards

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4170034/jessica-shears-strips-off-completely-naked-and-writhes-on-a-bed-in-her-raunchiest-shoot-yet-for-sixty6-magazine/

weird how a couple of blurred pixels make this article completely fine and publishable

>>78064030
yeah I'm a machine operator manager for JJB in warrington and I make 120k a week

#muirtime

you best start believin in troll threads

me doing the virgin pack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0q54KofaRQ

>>78064059
got her on fb lol

>>78064093
why is he only packing red t-shirts?

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Do milk and sugar belong in tea?

>>78064142
yes

japs are eventually going to have start letting immigrants in

even Putin let moscow become a muslim-breeding ground cause he knew it was just going that way

>>78064093
don't rate tom scott

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Wish Konstanze was in the final, she fucked her tactics up in the semi :-(

>>78064136
that's what he wears
haven't you seen tom scott before?

>>78064142
yes

>>78064142
who the fuck has croutons with tea

>>78064158
Odious little toad

>>78064142
milk does

>>78064168
nah I'm not a virgin

>>78064158
I'd let her get tactical with my semi

>>78064155
Ah yes the Goldblatt argument

>Tfw you wake up thinking it's morning and it's actually 7pm

Pretty much slept the day away, doubt I'll get much sleep tonight, do I just play Skyrim and watch King of the Hill all night to sort out my sleeping pattern?

>>78064155
they are letting them in temporarily

>>78064182
nor am i

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A new type of snake has been discovered in the UK, bringing the total number of species to four.

I get on the tube every day during rush hour with my backpack and my bike for commuting. After a long cycle to the tube my back often hurts and so I also lean against the middle pillar so I can keep my bike by the door (people really don't mind). I don't keep anything particularly necessary in the backpack so I bulk it up with cardboard and other stuff so that people don't think I take it unnecessarily.
Because it's important I get a seat I will always push my way onto the tube before people have got off, otherwise someone who waits patiently may get a seat instead of me. Plus, I prefer to be sitting down so that i can eat my Tuna & Garlic sandwich on the tube to replenish my energies (plus I'm very sweaty so the seat helps me cool off). Also, sitting down allows me to scroll through my music albums more easily since I lost my headphones and play it from the speakers.

>>78064232
my willy?

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>>78063787
alri
guess what
I'm both a trainlad and a planelad

>>78064142
no

19yo from work goes and sits in her car at lunch wtf. Saw her in the car park, thought she was asleep but she was curled up on the frontseat reading her phone, weirdo.

>>78063567

sirens isle

>>78064232
i thought we only had adders

>>78064260
sneak up to her car, spread your arse cheeks and press your bumhole against her window

>>78064243
>>78064232

If there is a competition to name the species can we call it a Trouser Snake?

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dad just sent me this

>>78064236
Lol you are so particular. Why dont you just cycle the whole way or get a motorbike like a sensible person. It actually work out cheaper than public transport :O

Semenya is going to dick all over Muir I'm afraid

>>78064253
original trainlad

>>78064260
is she a qt autismo

>>78064260
you keep posting about her, why are you stalking her?

reckon you fancy her 2bh you sad act

>>78064210
it takes 3 days waking up at the same time to fix your circadian

need this done lads xx
for my fashion degree at Blackpool and Fylde College
https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/M3LNL5M

>>78064253

imagine if that had crashed into the twin towers

>>78063527
actually more interesting than i'd expected

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>>78064322
not sure if I was the original one, but I would feel safe saying I was one of the first

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Do daisys belong in tea?

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>actually more interesting than i'd expected

really creepy guy at work just wont fucking leave me alone, i saw him staring at me in my car from the third floor of the building today
fucking weirdo

SEMENYA YOU FUCKING BLOKE FUCK OFF REEEEEEE

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why do i keep getting depressed whenever i see people with better lives than me

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>>78064352
it would have been extremely painful

got a shit brewing

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>>actually more interesting than i'd expected

Wish I was one of those confident tall well-rounded people

The type that can easily have a witty conversation at random with a stranger on a train

>finally got a girl to like me
>don't speak to her for a few days because i'm away on holiday
>come back
>she doesn't seem that into me any more

fucking hate girls reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Consumed by loneliness, lads.

What is the patrician Barbecue choice in your opinion?

DESU its the sausages imo

cryin again

>>78064383
thats chamomile sweetie x

>>78064451
turn to drink, it's wonderful for the first three years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYOkYquttQ
*claps the dragons*
YAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN

>>78064302
saw a load of gays who were more conservative versions of this on the utbe earlier but similarly middleaged, not homophobic but wish some people weren't so obviously "gay"

>>78064490
state of yanks

>>78064490
fat bints in feminist clothing everywhere

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>>78064461

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Do lemons belong in tea?

why is train kino so comfy
darjeeling limited, polar express, snowpiercer, basically anything train-based

name an uncomfy train kino

>>78064502
they do it to rub their degeneration in your face and piss you off

all part of the cultural marxism

>>78064490
really fucking hate these videos

what the fuck is wrong with yanks
makes me so fucking ANGRY

>>78064488
Been there. Done that.
Starting to take a physical toll on my body, desu.
Probably won't live to see 30 unless I cut back.

>>78064306

I was right

>>78064461
probably salmon desu, sweetcorn good as well

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going for a poo lads

watch my mango juice

>>78064524
unstoppable

>>78064524
>darjeeling limited
was this the one with the three yank brothers

awful film

>>78064530
sigh

>>78064514
Briquets?

>>78064543
salmon on a BBQ?

>>78064554
someone put an e in this ponces mango juice

>>78064536
you must be going very hard if you think drink's going to kill you before 30

Why does every runt have to play devil's advocate with everything these days? Why can't people just accept that sometimes people don't like things and that trying to convince them otherwise or asking them 20 questions about why they don't like something or trying to change their opinion is just going to make them like that thing and you less as a result?

at first i was like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3jJN8CeqxY

but then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IidFWTcKw-w

>>78063567
glum

never watched game of thrones

>>78064554
*drinks every last bit*

where did this danish OP come from anyway? cum?

>>78064632
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK

Sincerely hope you guys aren't spreading anti Venezuela propeganda

what's the easiest way to get a yank/leaf passport

>>78064554
*violently knocks it over*
any of you runts pipe up about that and it'll be you next
*faces each and every one of you down*
good, good

>>78063786
love 5'4" manlet ex-prisoners with daft tattoos and haircuts
rorke master race

>>78064707
marry i think

I am 5'5 AMA

>>78064698
it's danelad pleb
he's been kicked out of germany for anti terrorism offenses

Just watched GoT
Wew

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brown reggaeton shithole gf

>>78064698
hes a londoner
>>78064724
are you the lad that made doos san migels

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tea or coffee?

>>78064724

>*whispers to friend slightly too loudly*
>"I think the drinks gone to his head, look at him, he's only small"

>>78064702
nope
fully support maduro
hope he has the cia opposition executed

doos san migels fank you pedro, and chop chop ya dozy dago

*turns to the missus as I stub my fag out*

very lazy people these continentals, very lazy people

*cranes head to watch the Man City match on the telly*

>>78064753
I am many lads

Gordon Ramsey honestly seems like a bit of a cunt desu
Don't think kitchens need to be that hostile

>>78064753
I am many lads

>>78064748
wish bron killed the dragon 2bh

>>78064760
good tea > good coffee > bad coffee > bad tea

>>78064808
c'mere, FUCK OFF

>>78064760
tea

>>78064772
Excellent post

>>78064772
retard

Game of thrones is fucking awful

>>78064748
Think Daenerys is getting a bit too smug, needs to be knocked down a peg imo

>>78064808
Have you ever worked in a kitchen?

no?

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING DONUT

>>78064808
>Don't think kitchens need to be that hostile
yes they do

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c-milk refers to his half-chinese newborn baby as 'it'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtjtdrdddCs

>>78064808
he has a very specific gimmick - if you fuck with the food he will scream at you until you don't

once you've stopped fucking with the food you're golden

gf keeps asking me to eat her out

why would I want to get my mouth anywhere near that disgusting sweaty minge hole?

women are fucking stupid

>>78064632
*burp* hi there reddit. i know I'm moving to canada if drumpf gets elected. god doesn't exist morty *burp*

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Evening lads. Me and my mates are planning on going on holiday and we're thinking about England, but we dont know where. Does anyone have some good recommandations? We would like to do some sight seeing during the day and drink during the evening and go clubbing.

>>78064897
is he being paid by the chinese government to make these vids?

tfw no british bf to force me into submission

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cop or not lads

Imagine being lancs, the ghastly little anime runt

>>78064928
grimsby

>>78064852
shes the new evil character
this is the twist of the series/book
shes been built up as good but is actually incompetent and a baddy

>>78064949
how much?

>>78064928
cotswalds

>>78064897
love these videos

>>78064971
£5k on the road

>>78064951
identify self
also im not an anime runt, far from it

>>78064928
shitterton or grimsby

hello everyone!
i post ugly fucking gooks, interspersed by musings on reddit of thrones
:^)

I bet the brainlets at work don't even know what USSR stands for

>>78064960
Just want jon+onion knight to be alright, tyrion and jamie too, dont care about the rest.

Also want to see sansa naked before she is killed off

>>78064931
Both of them are literal Chinese agents but their videos are good so it's ok

>>78064931
if they were i would think they'd have been kicked off the payroll early on

>>78065017
the characters i support now are jon and the white walkers
i also havent watched the new series just seen youtube clips of it

"identify self", the runt squeals into the darkness

imagine using reddit flags and referring to posters by their reddit flag

maybe runt flag is more apt

fuck OFF liam

man i used to have potential

when you have baked beans do you put them in a ramekin or just leave them on the plate to touch all the other food?

@67
dont communicate with noflag cowardly scum bastard

>>78065087
leave it

>>78065073
>>78065079
>>78065087
>>78065010
>>78064901
>>78064910
>>78064844
>>78064804
runt posts

>>78065088
eat them straight out the can mate

>>78065087
Doubt it

>>78065073
Devon

basic gestalt on anime runt?

>>78065010
united states of soviet russia
fucking retards know that you mong

>when you have nostalgia for a time in the past but the rose-tinted goggles come off and you realize it was just as bad, if not worse than now back then

>>78065088
you put them on the plate and border them in with foods which are meant to be touched by them

ramekins are for runts harking back to the runtpen from whence they came

>>78065134
he's a black nigger

>>78064931
>>78065040
like in their videos they always mention how amoral chinese people are and how the government is full of corrupt old people, and how they're glad that the younger generation is becoming less nationalistic. they also have a vid on how universities in china are a joke

>>78065153
the North was a fucking mistake

>>78065088
you put them on toast and let the tomato juice soak in so you have uma delicia soggy toast

This should be common knowledge if you're posting in /brit/ la

>>78065153
comfy. love nuclear energy

Went for a proper IQ test today and my score was 89. Bit on the low side but I'm well above retarded.

>>78065169
fuck off riley

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love gentrification

>>78065202
>well above retarded
name of my band

you know when you've been drinking for a while but just sitting down, then you stand up and realise how pissed you are

dear oh dear

>>78065202

good job mate

>>78065211
cologne is nice
sat on those steps for a bit a few years ago

“Don’t use noflags”, the Redditor screams. As if his posts fitted in here.

>>78065211
DO IT AGAIN

need to filter yanks

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>>78064897

>C-Milk is a Jew

i'm out

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>Went for a proper IQ test today and my score was 89. Bit on the low side but I'm well above retarded.

cannot comprehend sex

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6s5b7b/tifu_by_going_permanently_deaf_after_intense_sit/


extremely grim

>>78064856
I have yes
>>78064879
Nah, throwing shit at people and roaring in their face? No need
>>78064898
Bit over the top though

>>78065206
even in that video i linked they say doctors are unskilled and have to go to school for the equivalent of just a bachelors in the US, and pharmacists don't even need a degree

>>78065182
t. rasheed al londoni

keep losing track of my subreddits i monitor so many

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just donated €80 to the local kids hospital

>>78065262
he's not even jewish, he just has a prominent nose. he's german

>>78064928
come london mate if you time it right you can join the /britgoingout/ crew, we done fabric, brixton jamm and phonox in recent weeks

>>78065285
you can argue it's over the top but he's a very successful man and if you're not actively pissing him off he seems to be extremely supportive

the man has a gimmick and it works

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>>78065289

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>>78065300
CRUMLIN CRUMF!!!!

>>78065297
would love to smash your head to bits into your keyboard

>>78065320
top rated comment, Shumel.

>>78065329
kys

>>78065285
ah yes i'm sure random anon #1231295 knows better on how to run a kitchen than a michelin star chef

>>78065329
i'm pretty sure i know this person irl

thinking that few people had sex before marriage probably hurt my teenage years

>>78065348
batied

>>78065354
winston's reply to it, 89-IQ-let

can't stop thinking about a Lithuanian girl i met last week
will probably never see her again

grim

>>78065380
same but i'm old enough to where it's sort of excusable

>>78065355
hows your 5 year plan goin

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Offers a /brit/ model up for auction.

What am I bid for this qt lads?

>>78065386
>>78065386
>>78065386
NEW

>>78065386
>>78065386
>>78065386
NEW

>>78065446
bit early

>>78065446
s*d off

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>>78065411

>Billy Shears8 months ago
>I was pointing out their diversity, nothing more. They said something about his being Jewish on another video. I'd comment further, but won't waste the text.

nice try Kikenburg, a convert is still a Jew

>>78065451
>>78065467
disrespect the party again and i WILL be forced to report you for stirring dissent LAST WARNING

>>78065446
get im janny

>>78065262
>they're starting to colonize china
lol

pickle rick

>my manager at work has my back
>offering to push me forwards if I any promotion opportunities come up
>he's a paki and keeps bringing up our cultural ties

Not sure what to do

Can't imagine myself putting my "racism" to one side

fuck everyone in this thread