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>>78057418

i have literally never had sex

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the goal

PAKIS

I won a few awards when I was younger and it was a traumatic experience so I've relegated myself to mediocrity since

>My ex-boyfriend cleaned up my entire room while I was breaking down crying about how I could never be a real girl. At first he tried to console me that I was really hot, but really the realities of fertility was slamming into me like a brick wall, I didn't know I wanted children but it was hurting really bad at the time. I was crying too much to tell him this so he just hoisted me into bed where I passed out for a few hours, I woke up to a clean room (it was really messy and he knew that was giving me anxiety), my eyes were incredibly sore from crying too much, he had to go for the night because of his work, but he really saved me big time. I went back to bed and cried some more, when I woke up I had rubbed both my eyes so much in my sleep I scratched both and literally could not see and had to go to the emergency hospital.

>I had to dump him because I couldn't handle his sex drive due to trauma from sexual assault. I feel really bad because I dumped him over text and he didn't take it well and I had to block him to get him to leave me alone.

>That was a really bad situation, I don't know if I'm even attracted to men in a meaningful way, I've had two ex boyfriends and no real girlfriends so that would be a bit odd. It's just so emotionally draining and often triggers ptsd to be intimate with a man and women have been so nurturing.

Ah yes, trannies

>>78057603
me the cheeky arse pincher on the right

I remember in my last year of school one lad won pupil of the year basically just for being tall

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>>78057531
we used to have a JUCHE tier statue in london.

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>>78057611
that's pretty sad desu

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>>78057531
GREAT edition, fuck the capitalist pigs

>>78057611
not a pixel

>>78057603
literally the best webm in existence.

>>78057611
imagine getting dumped by a tranny

>>78057665
it's the gift that keeps on giving

>>78057603
me in the middle

anyone here post in /cric/?

I'm okay alright

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>>78057578
haha yeah good one mikey *shoulders you out of the way leaving you on the outside of the talking circle

>>78057603
Me grimacing on the right

>>78057611
>he had to go for the night because of his work,
runt

just did the daily 30 mins on the exercise bike in the shed

alexander skarsgard

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>>78057710
MEOW

>>78057710
exemplary post

too much computer makes your eyes go square

just you
and I
just you-ou
and I-I

>>78057696
used to ages ago.
don't watch or play unless its a meme tournament like the t20 world cup

>>78057710
*pats your head*

love M&S love waitrose love meal deals from middle class supermarkets love the middle class juice packaging

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>>78057726
the cuckshed

>>78057743
switching to my phone then

>>78057710
*spreads peanut butter over my ghoulies*
got a toy for you to chew on

Rob anyone today pirates?

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What's your favourite album /brit/?

>>78057710
I liked the bit where he said YAP

>>78057711
*steps out the way at the last minute sending you clattering to the ground*
*the lads are creasing and take photos for their snap stories then gather around me and laugh about it*

@ 78057752
>t20
shouldn't have bothered with this brainlet and frankly awful post

>>78057771
tarquin

>>78057789
get out

>>78057777
4u

>>78057710
NOTHING i DESPISE more than hearing an (upper) middle-class woman shriek her dog's ludicrous name (sully! toffee! etc) in those aching high pitched annoying tones, whilst the rabid beast just runs off yapping away.

>>78057771
>juice

alri' fatty

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There were several reasons why Scottish were able to make inroads into the Native American trade.

The Native Americans were greatly attached to the Highlanders, because of their wild manners, of their manly sports, and of their dress, so much resembling their own.

The Scots were partial to dealing with those with a clan connection.

Scots often lived in Indian villages on the frontier and took Indian wives. Mumerous Native American chiefs were of Scottish descent, including William Weatherford, known as Red Eagle, "the most powerful chief of all the Creek clans," the Wind Clan."

They were more popular among the Indians, and seen as more trustworthy than French or English.

>>78057743
I've got a circular monitor

>>78057809
You get out

just took the bread OUT of the oven
very nice crust in this one

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post absolute bangers

https://soundcloud.com/alex-cardinale-225318482/swingslap-prod-by-lemkuuja

>>78057796
i prefer test and ODI. but as a normal functinoing human i only have time for meme20.

just rained and it smells extremely peng outside

>>78057696
nah I only follow county cricket and barely anyone there discusses it

reminder that the scots literally bankrupted the entire country over a failed colonial venture (the darien scheme)

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>Grimsby
>Skegness
>Blackpool
>Hull

Why does the UK have so many depressing place names?

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>>78057777
why does he wear the quads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFS_Q06DOPo

I'm going to post bands that are terrible in green text from now on.

First one:

>kings of leon

FIFE
I
F
E

>>78057831
wonder what a modern america that didn't genocide the natives would look like

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>24 years old, almost 25
>autistic
>no friends and no hobbies besides web development
>have never held a job
>have never had a gf
>no drivers license
>it will be at least a year of consistent web development practice before I can find a job
Ruminate on your feels, lads. Today, we are going on a feel trip.

>>78057865
Ancient names lad that just happen to be shit so you associate them as such.

That said, Hull's proper name is Kingston-upon-Hull which isn't as bad.

>>78057865
you're forgetting

>Slough

>>78057831
warning: not a bollockbusting post

>>78057884
>coldplay
>arctic monkeys past the first album
>kasabian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_nufSwU-T8

state of norway

>muse

>>78057865
Dudley
Scunthorpe
Gosport
Yarnmouth

Got called a nonce at Morrisons.

if you don't have a license why don't you just get one

>>78057865
only because those places are depressing.

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>>78057904

>>78057914
Yes, all of those.

>the killers

>>78057531
Fucking glad im moving out next year

why did Muslims have to be my neighbor

>>78057916
really couldn't give a flying monkeys if a random white woman has a relationship with a random black guy.

>>78057880
>Dot Rotten

never heard a single song of his but always laugh at that name haha

dreams come true do you think about me too

>>78057916
>those lyrics
>Universal Music

yes this could only be one group

>>78057884
>led zepplin

Inb4 elitist dadrock autists

hands>shoulders>knees>toes (knees>toes)

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>>78057822
>alri'

>>78057904
Probably the same. There were only a 1,000,000 native Americans living in the north. They would have been assimilated, and the racial characters would be negligible when compared to southern american

>>78057914
interpol after antics

>>78057967
i got gucci on my shoe I got you googlin my crew

>queens of the stone age

>>78057884
>interpol after antics

>>78057916
blocked in my country aha

Going to ruin this lads gimmick

>The Smiths

>>78057981
bubbly bubbly im so damb bubbly.

>the doors
haha just kidding can you imagine

Is it normal to feel mildly suicidal after a wank

>>78057984
you just snap a quick selfie there you fat cunt lmao

don't get too angry or you'll raise your blood pressure

>>78057981
and
eyes>ears>mouth>nose

>>78057946
native mexicans are only 20% of the pop.

>>78057950
listen to the lyrics famalon

>>78057994
getting in on the bladee karaoke

im the joker youre a joker

>>78058011
The Smiths are fucking wank though

>>78057977
My inner 16 year old is disagreeing with you but you're correct.

the members were much more talented separately than they were as a collective unit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmHClIHgnRI

who remembers this tune

Feastingo n some wheat o'bix lads

>>78057822
>alri' fatty
im 56kg sweetie youre the fattie here

dirty cash on the sofa

been diagnosed with phossy jaw lads.

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9Sy6BP_CNY

>>78058011
ruin it by posting objectively good bands i see

>>78058069
alri fucking runtoid jfc

>>78058069
the virgin weight

>>78058069
>56kg

alri skinnyfat mong LOL, go back to sipping your sugar water

>>78058050
t. a homo

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>>78058050
>The Smiths are fucking wank though

>>78057977
Neck yourself. Just end it m8.

>>78058056
wonder if i can still get the official ringtone

>Radiohead

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Bee keeper smoking a pipe. Mid 1900s. Tobacco smoke was often used to calm bees so that the honey can be harvested.

>your favourite indie rock band

might apply for the JET program next year lads, get sent to teach english in some japanese high school in the middle of nowhere, hope they send me to hokkaido where it's all snowy haha xxx

picking a scab as we speak

you lads seen the new viral challenge from america haha, love the yanks and they're funny humour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj7y9YDXJcA

>>78058112
Not my cup of tea but they're not a bad band mate.

>>78058039
did you hear the new track with ecco that just dropped

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watching ground force on freeview

>>78058037
jokes on her, i have no friends.

growing up i directly contributed to my family's money troubles by constantly buying jamster ringtones i didn't want or need

>Spacemen 3

this UK hammer thrower is so thicc and buttery

been diagnosed with homosexuality lads

>>78058134
hello thom yorke

>>78058125
no one is speaking

>>78058131
always get depressed at shit like this.

this is how the normoid copes with the fact that he hates life, by doing a silly dance.

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>>78057916
mentioned

>>78058131
>white genocide is ba-

From the ice age to the dole age
There is but one concern
I have just discovered:

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers

As Anthony said to Cleopatra
As he opened a crate of ale:
Oh I say

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers

Send me the pillow
The one that you dream on
Send me the pillow
The one that you dream on
And I'll send you mine

YES TRULY... the greatest band of all time

fuck off, the Smiths are SHIT

>>78058166
iktf bro

>beg my parents for a mobile when i was like 8 because it was cool
>They finally get me some motorola brick
>sign up to news, sport and business text alerts because I thought they were free
>they come like every hour at £1.50 a pop
>parents didn't find out for a while

wew must have cost a few hundred at least, needless to say they confiscated it shortly after haha xx

>>78058137
listening to D&G now

really excited

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Anime

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the virgin taxi

>>78057794
*laughter starts to die down after I'm still not getting up after a few minutes*
*one of the lads gives me a nudge and I still dont move whilst blood starts to trickle from my head*
*the lads start to look really nervous now*
*"fuckin' hell mikey, what've you done?!" one of the lads says in a frightened voice*
*the lad who was examining me looks at you and says "what the blood 'ell have you done mickey? you've fuckin killed him"*
*you start to go pale, stumbling over your words as you try to come up with an excuse*
*suddenly you hear a thundering "WAHEEEEY" as I spring to my feet*
*smear the empty ketchup packet in front of your face "I fucking got you good didn't mikey"*
*all the lads are cheering me and singing "we like to drink with deano, cos deano is our mate"*
*you leave the pub, shame-faced, neer to return to civilisation*

>>78058222
gizza .zip

>>78058220
screaming
I once signed up to Jamster by accident, £3.50 a week for fucking ages, Dad near took his belt to me

>>78058222
>D&G
Ah yes. Dungeons and Dragons.

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>>78058217

>>78057611
Selfish

>>78058247
have to use these cunts all the time and they're fucking useless, all of them

any good travel channels like c90adventures I should subscribe to lads

>>78058222
oh shit did it drop

can i eat ham that's 3 days out if it was in the fridge unopened

>Alice in Chains

>>78058210
really is interesting how fascists swamp any youtube video they dislike

>>78058314
don't...

>>78058294
what are they even lmao does anyone use them

>Oasis

Blur

>>78058314
Sliced ham? How does it smell lad?

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>>78058303
the virgin travel channel

>>78058314
expiration dates are invetion of the bourgeoise

>>78058333
but i'm fucking starving ughh

>>78058314
yep. supermarkets always lie about dates to reduce risk of people getting ill.

>metalica

>>78058247
peng ting called madison
i tell her come and jump in my addison lee

>>78058319
I don't think MacDonald is a fascist
Also apparently it was "on trending"

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Geronimo ( "the one who yawns") was a prominent leader of the Apache tribe. He was a superb leader in raiding.

In the last five months of Geronimo's wild career, his band of 16 warriors slaughtered some 500 to 600 Mexicans.

After his retirement and embracing of Christianity, Geronimo was in demand as an attraction in fairs large and small.

Ii 1904, at the World's Fair, Geronimo dressed in traditional clothing and posed for photographs and sold his crafts in front of 20 million people.

In President Teddy Roosevelt's 1905 Inaugural Parade Geronimo rode horseback with five other historic Indian Chiefs behind the President.

>I am am glad I went to the Fair. I saw many interesting things and learned much of the white people. They are a very kind and peaceful people. During all the time I was at the Fair no one tried to harm me in any way.
- Geronimo, Geronimo's story of his life, At the World's Fair, 1909

spending long summer days in doors
sending frightening words to a bucktooth girl in Luxembourg

>>78058353
ham stinks anyway.

>>78058303
c90 is a bit reddit but he's a decent lad really

would love to go through the bird he's with

>>78058356
christ this guy fucking annoys me. watched the japan video he did and the expressions he makes when he tries food make me want to punch him in the face.

metal licker.. me-metal licker..... metalicker,,,

>>78058255
just bought it on itunes, its not available anywhere else as far as i know

>>78058353
yeah it's sliced, smells alright, bit strong

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>Why yes I do care about and analyse the deeper meaning of lyrics

>pulp

>>78058372
he is
and anyone called "brother blackshirt" with a mosley avatar can't be anything but a fascist

My utter runt deano of a mate once hired a Mercedes E-Class taxi thing in school and told the driver to do laps around the school and the local area

Bladee - No Life Left

my god what an amazing track

>>78058385
Ya but it stinks even more if it's bad lad

>>78058394
how do you feel about food ranger?

>>78058414
>he is
Can you elaborate?

>>78058428
what for

>Meme rap

>>78058077
You gonna lose your jaw?

>>78058428
banter

>rap

what does a business analyst do? seems like a runt job similar to a call centre drone.

rap? more like crap

John Oliver is Britain's greatest export

>>78058374
capitalism paralyzes the spirit

>>78058449
What do you think you runt
same reason why pakistanis hire out ferraris and stuff for weddings

flashy nonsense

flat earth is real

>>78058468
I analyse runts like you

Rockbuster:
>That little foreign cafe's growing its own steaks
'D'

>>78058099
fuck off back to some dive bar where you can tell kids about "the golden age of rock"

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>calling hip-hop "rap"

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>capitalism paralyzes the spirit

flaht erff is reyyyulll duuuhhhhhh

'D'

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'zu

>tfw can't connect with the other autismos because i'm not into computers

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>>78058543

>he calls jungle beats "hip hop"

hate moving into a new house and not knowing if the people there are ok with smoking weed.
might have to stop for a while and get an idea of their views before burning a joint in the garden.

>>78058497
that's really dumb

>>78058447
he's a member of the American Freedom Party, cavorts with neo-nazis in Scandinavia, is a firm antisemite, anticommunist
not that hard to see, stop being obtuse

>>78058584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSTh2p3mWVo
you work the computers?

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amir khans house literally looks like a warehouse

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>calling jungle "drum n bass"

>>78058496
I'll paralyze your spirit in a moment sonny

>>78058593
do neighbours never get anal about it

>>78058520
Dire Straits

>>78058496
Another delusional brody

>Man threatens to "kill the Muslims" and blow up Islamic bookshop in Cricklewood Broadway

expecting a new neighbour, if he dares spark the devil's lettuce within my field of vision I will crumble his jaw into quarks

>dire straits

>beatles

>>78058616
looks like shitty council offices.

need a hammer throw gf

tatoe sekai ga tsurakute mo
yume ga aru desho iroiro to
kimi ni bitamin nanairo
ninji-n loves you yeah!

peng tune

IT G MA

UNDERWATER SQUAT

>>78058616
>alri mate, where do I return the bottles?

>>78058634
nope. either they've all been cool with it or never noticed. im not sparking fat blunts. they probably never smell it.

>>78058616
that's fucking horrific

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>>78058662

>>78058639
Dire Steaks was the extra super secret answer in the show but the real one was Del Amitri

>>78058611
>Fascism /ˈfæʃJzəm/ is a form of radical authoritarian nationalism,[1][2] characterized by dictatorial power, forcible suppression of opposition, and control of industry and commerce,[3] that came to prominence in early 20th-century Europe
I don't see anything like this on the A3P page

>>78058706
>gif
fuck off

>>78058672
hiroi sekai
sukai tsuri jiyu no megami

literally just realised that beatles is a pun

fuck me

>>78058593
been vaping since i moved in but prefer smoking joints desu

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What is it, you say...you DO here?

>he speaks the virgin tongue

don't stop now now that you've got me started it's the perfect night so right for love

any pickle men in?

watching the new got. bran has a fucking wooden wheelchair haha jfc.

>>78058698
>>78058667
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-60543277.html

just as bad inside

Triple burger with creamy cheese and salad
10" Margherita
onion rings
total cost £11.60
thoughts?

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This is the middleway of birmingham, it's a ring road that girts the city centre. it is mostly this weird wasteland of high rises, estates, motor, random bits of grass and the occasional older building (factories and churches)

They separate the city centre from the neighbourhoods of the city (namely moseley/balsall heath, sparkhill/sparkbrook, handsworth, smethwick/edgbaston, what was once aston, small heath, alum rock). And it has become very impractical to walk from these areas to the city centre, because it requires crossing motorways and crossing through dangerous estates. Similarly the motorways themselves are fairly congested and can be incredibly impractical.

These areas were once slums with terraced housing, more factories, but also thriving communities. But the unsanitary conditions of those, and the wish to create a new kind of society meant that those were gotten rid off altogether and replaced with this.

Compare and contrast this to London, where the slum areas of London do not divorce themselves from the actual centre of london and now are on the upswing of gentrification, whereas in birmingham these areas will never gentrify nor will anything that replaces them nor will the areas that still have nice looking cheap houses and high streets with activity (due to inaccesibility to the centre's jobs and transport links). London where one can walk from tottenham to london bridge (down the a10) and feel like you're walking past an endless row of shops and historical buildings, one can see that shoreditch has gone from a slum to a up and coming area on the back of its cheapeness but also its bustling activity and historical nature.

I don't know how to fix birmingham to be honest lads. The glue has been removed from that city.

>>78058782
thoughts? fat cunt

>>78058756
I don't get it

>>78058782
Pretty good but I bet the dough is fucking awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbtldrHkHQg

the state of yanks

>>78058781
money can't buy taste

for 1.4m it's not TERRIBLE

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>>78058784
here's another example of what the middle way did.

>>78058782
fat blob
podgy twat
gluttonous gremlin

>>78058782
not bad value but can't say i've ever bothered with a fast food salad before

>>78058781
not actually that expensive considering what it is.

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business idea: have a wank

if you had to move from /brit/ to /brit/pol or /brit/feel which one would you choose lads?

they found me guilty and sentenced me 20 to life
im reading page by page of the bible every night
praying to God to forgive me for my sins
saying to myself that i'll never do it again
lying to myself now aint that a damn shame

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>back to talking about architecture and civil engineering

>>78058784
they tried to build this exact thing in london but angry campaigners managed to stop them

that's why there's a few bits of motorway in the middle of nowhere in london (like the west cross route)

it's criminal what they did to birmingham 2bh

>>78058816
this reminds me of that time Dudley Dingledorp asked harry to help sue the Ministry of Magic

>>78058849
when /brit/ dies, i die.

>>78058616
>pakis in charge of taste and subtelty

I live near a paki enclave in west yorkshire, I've seen 3 terraces knocked through into one property and faux-greco columns built at the front.
It's as tacky as you're imagining.

>>78058847
just IMAGINE having a single one of those objects displayed in your room

just went to morrisons to get shampoo ended up buying a bottle of talisker for £27

>>78058863
>had to choose

>>78058820
no one cares about birmingham m8

>>78058816
first comment
>kill yourself you fat faggot
lol

hello nigger

>>78058884
t. alky in denial

>>78058884
what are you like x

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>>78058782

been unemployed for 2 months and already bored

dont think the NEET life is for me lads

>>78058888
death is my choice

might go out for a bit tonight

>>78058879
would love a display slag

>>78058927
3 months and I was ready to lay down on the train tracks

I want a source of income, but I don't want to contract myself out for that revenue stream.

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>>78058784
I have a very solid plan on how to fix that place.

ate a truly shocking amount of crisps today

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>>78058857
the catch 22 is that the areas they replaced were also unpleasant and there was a housing crisis.

However they managed to fuck over birmingham differently.

The next part of my series on birmingham will cover how the government deliberately sabogtaged birmingham's industries, at the most crucial point of industrial history

>>78058816
she's not even in england is she? thought she lived in scotland

>>78058927
>limitless music
>limitless literature
>limitless movies
>limitless tv
>limitless time

Only boring people get bored.

>>78058968
how many crisps lad

>>78058968
what are those

>>78058784
it is fucked, there is no way of fixing birmingham

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been fucking this every single night recently

>>78058989
not pictured: puddles of shit on the floor.

how to fix birmingham: knock it down and turn it into forest/farmland

>>78058978
>The next part of my series on birmingham will cover how the government deliberately sabogtaged birmingham's industries, at the most crucial point of industrial history
(You) to show my interest

>>78059004
did you post the wrong pic m8, i don't see your mum

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been fucking myself with this every single night recently

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-46083249.html

the london gaff

>>78058966
spaceport

>>78057611
imagine living in a society that doesn't blink an eye when a man says he's a woman and wants his genitals surgically removed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGNxI5LlOOI

listen to this and imagine being a white teen at a school dance at your predominantly latino high school in new york city in 1990

>>78058927

I was unemployed for 18 months and I never got bored

MUCH happier than my wageslave life

>>78058999
don't even know. am past the point of 'packets' and go by sheer tonnage at this point

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How do i stop using 4chan lads? I've spent over 5 hours today pushing all the interesting stuff I learnt over the last few days about history, art and philosophy with the inane drivel that gets posted on here insofar as basically denying myself any cognitive reflection on it as the words in my head are someone else's ramblings.

>>78058719
"third position" is a euphemism for fascism

ate 19 crisps lads

>>78059096
POOOO
POOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT ARSE

>>78059096
*pushing the interesting stuff out of my head <- typo from the fucking ADD this place gives me

HOW CAN I TRUST

GIRL HOW CAN I TRUUUUUST

>>78059096
me on the red horse

>>78059147
shut it

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>>78059109
precisely

birmingham looks a bit like los angeles

>>78059048
that little conservatory looks very comfy

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-60928138.html

rah

the hottest most qtiest girl you know excretes thick brown logs of hot stinking steaming shit every day.

Getting drunk and listening to the ol' tame impala

>>78059187
girls don't poo daily

What's wrong with fascism anyway?

>>78059167
he's correct you mong

NEW

>>78059201
>>78059201
>>78059201

Wickr Man

>>78059219
>>78059219
>>78059219

NEW

Prefer barbie to daneposter 2bh

>>78059184
imagine having the spare cash to buy that. next level wealth.

>>78059096
get other stuff to do lad. i have 2 barometers that tell me how shit my life is, watching football and posting here. if i'm doing lots of either it means the rest of my life is a bit shit. if i've got things going on i almost forget both things exist. 4chow's a symptom of your shit life, not a cause.

poo

>>78059184
>random ionic columns
bah

>random sharp pain in my asshole when i fart too hard, like a cut being reopened
>pain when I take a shit without eating enough fibre
>can't breathe through both nostrils fully, I would suffocate if you duct taped my mouth
>started running to exercise and after 30 seconds got massive pain in my arch that restarts anytime i try to run

why the fuck am i so weak? I can't even do the most basic of human tasks, running, without massive pain. Had asthma as a kid and have always been skinny.

>>78059281
dw mate they're just IRONIC columns LOOOOOL