/brit/

The left is here to stay boys. Amusing how triggered you are by us, seems we know who the real snowflakes are

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FUCK CAPITALISM

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anime

vodka is in the freezer

there is a spider
spider
spider

my british wife left me

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Fucking hell. What is wrong with today's politicians.

>>78055760
>>78055786
cucks

Someone stop the cuckold, limpwristed, 5'5 vegan lefty menace

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leftypol truly runs /brit/ now

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>cucks

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>>78055786
so epic
MUST buy

/brit/ powerless

why do rorkes even come here anymore? /brit/ hasn't had right wing views for months now

rorkes and leftypol are wrong

>>78055854
BAD FUCKIN COMMENT BRO

>>78055862
Explains how horrid the threads have been lately

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do brits ever get claustrophobic being confined into such small homes?

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What do you think? Got it for a steal

/brit/ doesnt like pints any more. kale is our new best friend

>>78055911
>small
retard

>>78055913
quite runty

i'm rorke enough to heem a hundred petulant, mewling leftists
as long as i'm around /brit/ is a rorke general

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Haha true af

>>78055891
do you honestly believe rorke threads are just as bad as lefty ones?

rorke can be embarrassing sure but they're really the big lesser of two evils here, it doesn't even come close

Paid 16 quid to get the battery changed in my watch. They said for another 5 quid I could get a lifetime warranty which would mean not having to pay for replacement batteries in the future but I didn't go for it.

rorke still thinks that leftypol engage in identity politics the silly bugger haha

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>do you honestly believe rorke threads are just as bad as lefty ones?
>
>rorke can be embarrassing sure but they're really the big lesser of two evils here, it doesn't even come close

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Who /swole left/ Corbyn's revolutionary vanguard here? We all know rorkes dont even lift

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>>78055929
are homes in the uk not small?

>>78055969
both are thick as pig shite and dont believe in what they spout for one bit

The Tories are making a bloody mess of everything. I used to support them actually but after all this surveillance and messing up brexit I just can't. I reckon labour and corbyn might be the better option now.

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Frederick II of Prussia took advantage of Maria Theresa's difficulties to prevail as Queen of Bohemia. In 1740, he occupied Silesia, part of the Habsburg Monarchy since 1526.

Secret peace negotiations had been carried on since fall 1741, yet still Frederick invaded Bohemia and defeated the Austrian troops.

Maria Theresa ceded most of the Silesian duchies to Prussia.

Frederick enlarged the Prussian territory by one third, initiating the hundred-year Austria–Prussia rivalry.

Louis XV of France was upset by this peace agreement that gave the united Austrian, British and Hanoverian forces a free hand to oust the French

>>78055994
You're literally obsessed with Britain's houses even though you'll never live here
Do you imagine we measure our willies by the floor size?

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>do you honestly believe rorke threads are just as bad as lefty ones?
>rorke can be embarrassing sure but they're really the big lesser of two evils here, it doesn't even come close

>>78055994
no they are not

Fucking Mondays

>People most dependent on welfare lose out most when benefits are cut

I understood this study correctly, right?

Why are they talking like something unfair is happening?

http://wbg.org.uk/news/new-research-shows-poverty-ethnicity-gender-magnify-impact-austerity-bme-women/

>>78056030
>You're literally obsessed with Britain's houses
kek, what? i've never once brought them up

>>78055992
>>78056031
xD rorke is so rekt lol

>>78055890
you lot do a good job making threads as boring and repetitive as possible, might as well just watch NBC all day on repeat and get the same feeling

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>>78055993

rorke thread:
>spam ms paint comics we have all seen a million times
>spam fake news articles we have all seen a million times
>"hello nigger"
>"''sheed"
>unable to grasp why things change over time

can't say we are missing out

Rorke status: ousted, arse ravaged, old and dying

how buttblasted must rorkes be that even their 'conservative' party is /leftypol/ now?

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/07/23/review-of-gender-recognition-laws-announced-after-calls-from-jeremy-corbyn/

we /establishment revolutionaries/ now lads

seems a good 80% are simply lads laying out the easy bait
it wouldn't ruin the thread if rorkes didn't completely shit the bed every time because someone invaded their safe space

>>78056066
Right mate I'm sure it's some unrelated yank who posts the same floor size threads day in day out

>>78055955
baste black man

*shits a big massive log on the floor*
*points to it*
this is what I don't give

>>78056107
>>78056091
>>78056100
Hello brody

>>78056146
give the poo

>>78056149
Wtf is brody

>>78056090
fuck off bigot you should see the size of him now stupid rorke dyel

>>78056166
such a brody thing to say

>>78056166
New term for lefty communist types

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>>78055993
>hating a cartoon frog so much that you display him on your wall
hm

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me the cat
lefties the bird

give the means of production and breeding to immigrants (the black muslim kind mostly)

can't think of the last conservative who conserved anything lol

>>78056026
>being this butthurt
wew
no your safe space sweetheart

>>78056166
new forced meme, it'll die

brody bender loves his fucking gulags

almost let the cat out the bag

the real /brit/ thread... has been dead for 4 years...

>>78056166
Commies/leftypol

love rorkes hate brodys simple as

>>78056216
just like rorke did amirite

yanks especially don't even understand what a lefty is
in their mind every lefty is a mentally ill teenager SJW from tumblr

charlie gard serves as a euphemism for the death of the white race

browsing defoo.org and getting the latest on the molyneux question

Love Europe
Hate EU

Simple as

>>78056267
molyneux is an l ron hubbard tier fruitcake

>>78056254
That is certainly the impression you all give

>>78056254
>something something yanks
ah yes very interesting

>>78056254
>in their mind every lefty is a mentally ill teenager SJW from tumblr
but that's true

The Battle of Brunanburh was fought in 937 between Æthelstan, King of England, and an alliance of Dublin, Scotland, and Strathclyde.

Æthelstan's decisive victory prevented the dissolution of England's unity

Geoffrey of Gaimar, an Anglo-Norman chronicler, also recounts the battle: " There were so many slain I think it will be told forever. Afterwards he lived only three years; he had no son, no other children. His brother was then made king."

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>>78056202

Will be five years since I had sex with a woman that wasn't an escort sometime this month lads.

currently waiting

>>78056312
FONT

if the world population is like 50% good people 50% bad ones then in america its like 30% good people 70% thick as pigshite runts

*sees cake*

everything in moderation, even moderation in moderation!

*demolishes cake*

>>78056254
>in their mind every lefty is a mentally ill teenager SJW from tumblr

They're right

>>78056310
Wtf i hate Brodys now

>>78056329
>30% good people
Extremely generous

>thought today was bank holiday
>didn't set alarm
>its the boss
>had already committed to not going in
>tell him im sick
>tells me I won't be paid

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This image upsets the rorkelet

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>>78056254
Still waiting on someone to disprove this rule

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>religion is the opiate of the masses

>>78056284
>>78056297
>>78056335
this is because the only lefties you come into contact with is screenshots of retards on twitter that are used to strawman with on /pol/
go outside, speak to people and get a fucking job you pathetic little specimen

opium is the opiate of the masses

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Howling at right wing delusions

>>78056393
>go outside, speak to people
but literally everyone here is a rorke
the only lefties are college students and nobody cares what they think because they're stupid kids

>>78056380
Do you think we're living in the 19th century or something?
A good part of the modern left would excoriate you for conflating the "workers" with paid employees

>>78056393
Some of my best friends are lefties

>go outside, speak to people and get a fucking job

The irony

Marxism is the opium of the academics

>>78055835
as a centrist, you're bound to say something that is going to upset someone on either side of the political spectrum

am a 46 year old kissless virgin

>>78056407
>people are generous
true, lefties and democrats are proven to donate less to charities

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Is The Rock alpha or beta in this photo with his wife?

not sure why these bourgeois liberals expect anyone to take them seriously. They just suffer from nostalgia when things were politically "simple" during the 90/80s when these issues were suppressed in the West by massive consumption.
in the end you need to take everything they say knowing that these people are inevitably doomed, the walls are falling in and the space for this class of people is being rapidly snuffed out one way or another. thewre is no way around this, no matter what happens, you're at the mercy of someone who likely won't care much for your trifling whims.
already the attempts to bargain with minorities are falling flat as they rightfully couldn't care less about sustaining a bloated useless class of people, and their not nearly as dumb as liberals think to be made into good wageslaves either.

>>78056411
at least they're not 30 years old neets

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The Treaty of Aix-la-Chapelle of 1748:

>Austria recognised Frederick II of Prussia's conquest of Silesia .
>France withdrew from the Austrian Netherlands, but regained Cape Breton Island in Canada
>Austria cedes the Duchy of Parma, in present-day Italy, to Spain

In France, there was a general resentment at what was seen as a foolish thing, and it came to be popular in Paris to use the phrases Bête comme la paix ("Stupid as the peace").

British celebrations of the peace were not held until six months later, with a fireworks display in Green Park for which Handel wrote his Music for the Royal Fireworks.

>>78056393
>Get a fucking job you pathetic little specimen

I'm literally 6'2, deadlift 240KG and work in Whitehall. Absolute runts you lot are.

>>78056456
He's gay.

I get an irrational anger if I don't think a girl finds me attractive, even if they have a boyfriend

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>I'm literally 6'2, deadlift 240KG and work in Whitehall. Absolute runts you lot are.

>>78056411
you're a 30+ kissless virgin that's never worked a day in his life and you have the cheek to make a post like this

>>78056485
Same

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>tfw too smart to fly

>>78056456
dude lost his v-card at 14 to a 20yo in a public fucking park and nearly got arrested in the process

he is 'based' defined

'hah guys we're so edgy and revolutionary despite all of our ideological positions having been the political norm in the West for the last 40 years'

You should start lifting kids, it will help you to grow out of your propagandised naivity

Lefties still think they're living in the 19th century and that Marx even applies in the West today

Seize the means of production? More like seize the rope to tie around your neck


HOWLING

>>78056515
*sell of council houses when housing prices are cheap*
*allow boomers to buy 5 houses on an average salary*
*supply goes down, price skyrockets*

Ah yes thatcher, the thinking man's PM

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>dude lost his v-card at 14 to a 20yo in a public fucking park and nearly got arrested in the process
>
>he is 'based' defined

>>78056527
>despite all of our ideological positions having been the political norm in the West for the last 40 years
i must have missed the part where private property was abolished, imperialism ended and a planned economy implemented

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>>78056510
>>78056462
lul

Anthony Kiedis lost his virginity to his Dad's girlfriend after his dad said he could have a go with her.

Is that based or cucked?

>>78056407
das rite
*votes for open borders*
we da savior
*removes social security for the elderly*
of poh people
*take away money from healthcare and social security and spend it all on housing/food for every economic migrants*
and shiet

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>>78056557
>genocides and atrocities have never happened under capitalism

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>>78056557

>>78056566
>i must have missed the part where private property was abolished, imperialism ended and a planned economy implemented
Thursday last week, keep up lad.

>>78056532
its just impotent revenge fantasies.
its the exact same as these Christians who practically masturbate to the idea of watching their enemies suffer in hell from their cozy heaven.

>>78056557
>pol pot
love racial-genocidal cia hitmen supported by thatcher and reagan against vietnam and the ussr

why are we still hearing about grenfell tower? it's getting obnoxious

>>78056441
not far behind you m8

>>78056614
>we

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>>78056512
good goy

>>78056614
didn't know it was a big story in America too

>>78056584
provide 5 (five) examples of genocides committed under a capitalist system

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Private property needs to be abolished. I need to live in my assigned Commie block where I live with Jamal and Achmed. They also take turns at my wife, as I don't have any possessions

*notices that /brit/ is a bit shit*
*whacks it with a hammer to get it working again*

>good goy
cringe

>>78056619
>>78056643
it's brought up in american news all the time. some over here even equate it to Britain's 911

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>went into town to get some new garms
>try some polo shirts on
>actually look good in them now that I'm /fit/

turn out this 'lifting' business has some upsides too

dont think someone older than 30 could still be a virgin
like idk it has to be a lie

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>>78056646

>>78056667
no they don't.

>>78056646
white genocide

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You are currently viewing 1/26th of the Irish Air Force, and 1/7 of the Irish Air Force's trainer aircraft

Saw a girl in works thong when she bent over today lads. Going to be the mental fuel for a big wank later.

honestly london is a fine city
housing market and price of everything is a problem but otherwise the rest is fine

white genocide must be the first genocide in history to solely take place through interracial fucking

>>78056677
the pinkertons killed like 10 people

>>78056677
>pinochet
>capitalist

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>>78056693

>>78056714
Neanderthals would like a word

>Southerners have never sung along to the Arctic Monkeys in unison at 3am in a Northern Stone Roses Bar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK7egZaT3hs

lmao do southerners even have any culture apart from throwing acid?

>at work
>pretty girl says I can sit next to her
>pop a half chub instantly and jizz myself
ahh yes, the virgin encounter
glad she didn't seem to notice though, although she probably did from the smell and was just being polite

>>78056614
Because the victims were non-white

This girl who gave me a kiss on the cheek three years ago is apparently dating some random guy

business idea: pork meat mixed with tobacco so benders can actually smoke sausages

>>78056693
i like that roundel

>>78056380
ironically it's usually the '1%' that supply the capital

>>78056713
shh you'll wake up the northern baboons

>cringe

cringe

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*pulls up next to you, steals your phone and wallet and splashes you with acid from a lucozade bottle*

>heh... nothin personnel white boi...

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>101911_laughing_game_show_host_t.jpg

>>78056766
don't believe you

>sweater
>Parka
>Selvedge jeans
>Cheap watch for nights out

£507 delivered, what yer reckon lads

>>78056789
more like crapital haha x

NOTHING wrong with Milton Keynes. I don't understand the hate bandwagon

>hurrrr the roads are a grid

Got no electricity. British Gas are shit. Now have to sit here in the dark with 34% of my laptop battery left and wait for an engineer to show up.

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love reagan and thatcher
love israel
love selling out the future of the white race so i can get 20 cent off the price of coffee
love civic nationalism
HATE antisemitic losers, simple as

>>78056759
Killed off

honestly the uk doesnt seem that relevant outside of london really
like you lot have your little jokes between cities and all but to the outside eye only london has interest
wonder why is it so?

still reeling from that nuclear holocaust dream I had last night

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>>78056614
Because of the convenience in it's timing of smothering having to talk about the violent consequences of letting low IQ sand people into your country

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The Royal Proclamation of 1763 was issued October 7, 1763, by King George III.

It forbade all settlement past a line drawn along the Appalachian Mountains

It angered American colonists who wanted to continue their westward expansion.

It was a common belief among American settlers that they were destined to expand across North America.

Revolutionist Thomas Paine echoed this notion:
>We have it in our power to begin the world over again. The birthday of a new world is at hand.

Revolutionist Thomas Jefferson wrote:
>"It is impossible not to look forward to distant times when our rapid multiplication will expand itself beyond those limits, and cover the whole northern.

One of the causes of the War of 1812 may have been an American desire to annex British Canada

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>>78056693
might send them some airfix kits for christmas

>>78056800
*runs at them full pelt from the side, diving directly into the bike*

>>78056827
it all happened, believe me
just that mich of a runt desu, state of me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_aircraft_insignia#Fin_flashes
what's your fave lads?
quite like angola

>>78056844
by white dick in their thicc wimmin

still aroused by that homoerotic dream i had last night

>>78056837
Giant ugly post war deano barratt concrete tesco shithole

>>78056693
The Irish have a top deal 2bh.

The RAF covers their air defence so they've got minimal expenditure.
Whilst under our umberella they can still openly say they hate us and garner international sympathy on a whim by bring up muh 6 gorillion... all while being nazi sympathisers when Britain was being bombed to fuck during WW2... after launching a guerilla campaign while Britain was hurting during WW1...

Talk about a country having its cake and eating it.

>>78056828
The Virgin Outfit

>>78056760
was grooving to this the other day in a club mate wind your neck in

>>78056864
post your cum stained boxers

not in a gay way

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>>78056845
Because we're a shithole that's punched above our weight for hundreds of years. Majority of people lived like pic related until the 70s

>>78056866
new zealand

>>78056677

Not real capitalists xD

funny how lefty runts immediately resort to ad homs once faced with a healthy dose of reality

WISH i could be the girls do porn guy lads, imagine being him just getting to fuck prime birds with nobody else in the room, it's like a dream

got to order £10 worth of food to get it delivered

>>78056897
dried up now

>>78056693
all our 'army' even does is run around the mountains haha

the IRA would routinely steal all their shit during the troubles so they figured it was best to just stop buying them int he first place

>>78056845
The government has focused everything on London which means the rest of the country is ugly and pointless as shit

>>78056933
put them in your mouth and moisten them up a bit

>>78056866
Germany still use the iron cross??

Brunei's is nice
New Zealand's just because it's funny

>>78056902
wouldn't say "majority" but yeah there was a lot of poverty, even post-war with a welfare state

>>78056943
uhh...
*virgin speedwalks away from you*

>>78056961
do NOT even think about it

>>78056961
*pulls the thong to the side and presses my nose deep into her arsehole*

>>78056961
i can smell her shitbox from here
christ

By the time HS2 is built, it will be 10 years outdated and cost billions of pounds to make.

Why are we so shit and inefficient

>>78056883
>all while being nazi sympathisers when Britain was being bombed to fuck during WW2
???

London is the best city in the country and it's still an unliveable shithole. This whole country is a smelly pile of shit.

>>78056845

>Heavy Industry declines in 20th century
>Invest only in the south east
>Everything north of London is a mess of poverty and unemployment

>>78056986
green belts

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going to bed lads good night bye

>>78056883
there is literally nothing wrong with nazi sympathising
Ireland and the UK would have flourished if they won

>>78056986
got our finger in too many pies

>>78056961
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China has built an observatory and only 40 astronomers in the world have enough experience to run it yet none of them want to go to China lel

>>78057009
die in your sleep

my slovenian wife left me

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>>78057009
night sweetie x

the UK is lovely

sick of the incessant whinging from runts in irrelevant counties

>>78056986
We need a system like china, when the government tells you they need your land, you answer the call and hand it over.

None of this suing the government taking 100 years to solve some dumb legal dispute bullshit

>>78056993
London is fantastic though

game of thrones was alri haha

>>78056845
And france doesn't really have anything other than paris

>>78057001
London was a dump well until the late 70s, it was actually poorer per capita than Brum believe it or not.

>>78057028
SAD!
>>78057034
>irrelevant counties
you can't have a britain that's just london and the home counties

>>78057043
why dont you do everyone a favour and donate your land if you feel that way?

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>>78057043
>We need a system like china, when the government tells you they need your land, you answer the call and hand it over.

have a fucking word with yourself

how do I stop fapping? 18months still fail every month to even get a week streak.

>>78057056
waiting until all the episodes are released so don't spoil anything x

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>>78057043
ah yes

>>78057059
not true at all ;)

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>tfw you just wanted to ask your boy something on the phone and get dragged in to a party

Reeeeeeeeee

>>78057050

t . Muhammed ibn Londonistani

>>78057085
But I want to talk about Jon dying

love arseholes
love fingering my arse
hate marmite

simple as

>>78057043
thats not what they have in china retard
ireland and the UK already have a better system than china, if you have land the government needs they'll buy it off you for market value and you have to accept

>>78057084
get a gf and she'll take care of your willy needs

>>78057091
not sure what led you to believe anyone here cares

>>78057084
why do you feel you need to? are you doing it twice a day usually?

London is an amazing, beautiful city and some fat autistic spastic on an anime website posting MOHAMMED isn't going to change my mind

Maybe one day you'll earn enough to live here too

would you bum tim?

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>>78057043
this

>>78057134
no. i'd let tim bum me though.

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>hello anon it's the govt here we need more land for the refugees from the middle East so we're taking yours, thanks, mummy may

>>78057113
I used, go it down once every other day, sometimes I fap more, like today (twice).

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feeling the come down lads

>>78057116
>Maybe one day you'll earn enough to live here too
Are all the pakis and niggers from the third world that live in London really wealthy?

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shaving my face regularly these days lads
feels good
love my smooth face

>>78057161
compared to the rest of the UK, yes

>>78057108
pretty certain I gained ED from it, death grip etc. So that woundn't help much

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These threads are shit and unfunny like the entire board.

Why do you waste your time on the most shittiest and boring board on 4chan?

neighbours drug dealer has pulled up in some old land rover (lol)

why does france call areas of the country communes? seems a bit commie if you ask me.

>>78057197
post on britfeel too desu

Fly has got in the house and is buzzing. Might kill myself.

>>78057190
nah

if anything you'll just last a really long time

you can't get ED from wanking

>>78057197
but i dont waste my time on /tv/

>>78057197
/pol/ has been shit for the last couple of months, came here but this place seems no better

>>78057182
No. London is rife with poverty, you fucking dumb ape.

>tfw once won 6 events in a row at sports day in year 10

only remotely good thing that happened to me at school, thought by some miracle girls might fancy me but no

what's your best school memory lads?

HS2 is taking long because of environmental stuff

China does not care about this

reckon they should start HS3 and HS4 right now but the government doesn't seem to care about infrastructure

got death-grip too. last time i had sex i couldn't even cum. even when she put it in her bum. sad!

what time is it

>>78057246
Reckon you should shut the fuck up

>>78057243
winning a poetry competition with a poem my mum wrote for me heh

bobbing and weaving about in this virgin's house

land on the runt's arm from time to time, he just FUMES more with every failed swat

>>78057220
So why my erections such poor quality because couple years ago I managed 2 weeks and I dick was super hard

>>78057235
cage status: rattled

>>78057245
yeah and its fucking horrible because of it

>>78057243
looking up skirts when girls walked up stairs in front of you

without the grime scene there wouldn't be any other music to begin with

/brit/ is a bit like twitter but less left wing and somehow even more shit

arse>tits

simple as

>>78057243
i won the egg and spoon race 5 years in a row

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The American and European settlers in Texas in the area outnumbered Mexicans by a considerable margin.

On March 1, 1836 the settlers declared independence from Mexico, establishing the Republic of Texas.

The Anglo-American immigrants residing in newly-independent Texas overwhelmingly desired immediate annexation by the United States.

Mexican diplomats learned that US-Texas talks were taking place. Mexican warned that they would break diplomatic ties and immediately declare war if it came to pass.

The U.S. army captured the capital of Mexico, Mexico City.

As consequence, Mexico ceded all claims on Texas, as well as California and New México to the United States.

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>Bane I almost had you!
>You never had me
>You never had your plane!

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>>78057282
>paki thinks he can rattle anyone

>>78057291
i did this too

>>78057300
when mexicans outnumber americans in texas will it secede?

>>78057243
I was in year 3 and beat a kid in year 5 or 6 in 100m and he was bigger than me.

>>78057325
hopefully. it was stolen in the first place

>>78057325
nah

the mexicans would rather be in the US

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hope one day I can be lucky enough to live in London next to Rasheed Mahmoud al-Stabbistani and Jamal LaMugger

>>78057078
>>78057083
>>78057089
>>78057104
>>78057147
t. weak capitalist babby welfare state puppets

jesus christ no wonder nobody respects the UK any more, the fucking STATE of you lot

>>78057298
the deano opinion

>>78057319
not him buy you're clearly rattled son

>>78057243
hmmm
think winning an award for best poem or something like that

>>78057291
my school had long skirts for girls. jelly

>>78057349
wind in your neck in mate. you're embarrassing yourself.

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>>78057270
time you got a watch!

hands, neck, shoulders > face > arse > tits

>>78057243
when I played fives for one term and was beating everyone with my lightning serves

>>78057355
Sure thing, paki

>>78057352
dont reply to me runt

>>78057325
>>78057340
This. They will try to annex Mexico instead

never won any awards

>>78057255
how much do you fap on average week?

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>hate the jews
>love capitalism
The fuck?

>>78057409
north american union soon x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L2HBVF1uIg

Why is the DPRK so aesthetic lads?

>>78057398
'ke

>>78057405
creatine's got to your brain Deano, calm down mate

>>78057243
i realise now that i have no good memories of school

sad

>>78057388
No I'm a patriot, you absolute spineless wimp, bet you'd be a conscientious objector should we go to war

*catches you off guard with a hostile reply*

>>78057444
rorke > paki

>>78057414
me neither. and rightfully so as I didn't deserve to.

meanwhile my nieces/nephews have 'participation awards' coming out their fucking ears

the future is bleak

>>78057453
>im a patriot so i would let the government take my stuff if it asked
ah yes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP9MbS1KW0U

>>78057446
creatine more like cretin, on your bike son

won an award for excellence in sixth form

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ranked as an independent nation, the Confederate States of America would have been the fourth richest country of the world in 1860 (behind the British Empire, French Empire, and the United States.)

Also part of the Confederacy were two of the "Five Civilized Tribes"—the Chocktaw and the Chickasaw.

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>>78057531
>>78057531

>flat mate gets home
>immediately wants to talk to me and chat about boring shit

just cause i live with you doesn't mean i wanna be your mate.

>>78057482
paki>mollusc>rorke

>>78057524
haha that was almost funny Deano, keep trying *pats you on the shoulder, winding you*

Leg day today

odd pain in my foot though :s