>what, you are 18yo+ and u still a virgin what do you do

>>78054841
>ackchually I'm asexual
problem solved

>>78054841
Fuck off roasties i got wizard powers

>>78054841
I hate women and general physical contact now please fuck off.

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boys can't be virgins you're stupid.

>>78054841
But I'm not.

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>>78054841
i'm a virgin because i have severe trust issues when it comes to women because my mother and step mother beat the shit out me and humiliated me when i was young

>>78054841
so what?
life isn't all about having sex

>>78054841
No need to remind me.

i was virgin until 20, sex is overrated

>>78054841
Yeah, want to help me solve that problem?

Work.

>pull pants down
>if its such a big fucking problem then docking granted u fucking witch

If you can't game a pity fuck outta second from left you don't deserve to live and aren't even worthy of masturbating

Just look at her submissive, broken , docile, subservient eyes...she is LITERALLY BEGGING YOU TO MAKE HER FEEL LIKE A WOMAN

>>78054893
hello autist

>>78055215
Hand me the noose.

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>>78054992
The eternal roastie abhors weakness...you MUST overcome this

>>78054992
are you into femdom?

If you're <16 and virgin you're retarded

Maybe tonight we can fix that.

>>78054864
same

Cause I'm a Muslim. Could have lost my virginity to a qt Latina or Black, because I have to actually try to attract the attention of white women.

>>78055254
Okay you misunderstood, I hate sexual physical contact. The sexual parts of both men and women are disgusting. I also never met a woman that wasn't a materialistic piece of shit or insufferable with shit character. but yeah pretty autistic indeed.

>>78054841
I am a virgin because I don't give a fuck

find women repulsive but i'm not a homosexual
i guess i'm somewhere between freddie mercury and boy george

>>78055644
>general physical contact
You said it weird
Can you tolerate a Handshake or Hug?
Have you ever had a massage?

>>78055705
I only find vaginas to be repulsive
Therefore I love women but will always remain virgin

>>78055722
I sometimes give massages for free because I'm good at it. I also have nothing against hugging people or giving handshakes. I have nothing against kissing either. But the thought of a vagina makes me wanna puke.
I find the thought of sex both disgusting and erotic.

I just don't care anymore. If the opportunity to lose it comes I will take it gladly. But I don't care enough to better myself to lose it

>>78056001
What exactly do you find disgusting ?And which part of germany do you life, because i am in need of a good massage.

*Removes clothing*
Ladies let us fix that then.

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>>78054841
*rape them*
now i am not virgin anymore

>>78056196
Like a true Turk.

>>78056196
>the absolute state of non-turkish Europe

>>78055110
because you waited until 20
it's best when you're in your prime which is about 14

>>78056552
Didn't Shakespeare say this in romeo and juliet?

>>78056108
NRW
and I really don't know. It's just hard to look at. It looks like a hairy facehugger from alien to me.
I have seen isis execution vids that left me completely cold but a vagina gives me chills of disgust. There are people alive right now who fucking LICK these things with their tongues! Wtf?!

You're not supposed to have sex before marriage anyway.

I'm a late bloomer

>>78054841
I spend all day not fucking

>>78054864
>>78055613
Excuses, excuses

>>78054841
Yeah I was just wondering if you have any questions.