/brit/

Stupid boy

cara is cunt

can i borrow a feeling

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>>78050071
excellent edition

dreadful edition

not an anglo
what am I?

Isn't she a lesbo?

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>>78050071
yes

Is it weird to go to the cinema on my own lads?

Will I get strange looks?

>>78050102
gook probably

doors and windows on
motions on

*lends you a feeling*

>>78050111
Why do you care what people on here think

>>78050111
Talk to /tv/ they know a thing or two about going to the cinema alone

Wish the powers that be would stop filling up Europe with Middle-Easterners and Africans lads

>>78050122
FUCK OFF racist

>>78050111
probably. if they have a no singles policy you won't get in anyway

Very happy to see more cara on /brit/

>>78050133
*takes a peek at the feeling*
this some kind of joke pet?
*tosses the pouch over my shoulder*

>>78050159
gook

*stops filling up Europe with Middle-Easterners and Africans*

>>78050111
of course you can
nobody cares

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sue

>>78050175
buzz off cretin

>>78050185
Simply ugly!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQxT4DcrmM8

>>78050152
DA JOOOS!!?!?!?!

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The dinner

*ejaculates*

>>78050200
ricedick

Roll a ball under the bed. If it doesn't come out the other side, there's someone under there!!

>>78050204
No!

>>78050205
Rude!

kowloon walled city

*dances like a madman*

>>78050058
pretty much. just ignore them, they mostly fuck off around this time in the day for a few hours

*gets hit by a ball*

Never (You)d an Aussie, Canadian, yank

*Buzzes around your head*

BZZZZZZZZ

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>tfw intelligent enough to be attracted to cara

*mances like a dadman*

>middle eastern gangs that steal luxury cars and take them from the west to the east
interdasting

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hate western europeans
LOVE foreign invaders

>>78050111
yea the penis inspection is a bit annoying and the deathcage match too but otherwise it's fine

>>78050176
What really pisses me off the boomer generation saying it's a necessity for the economy. Why is that the case just over the last 50 years? Is importing a load of dependents / a servile underclass worth having none of your cities filled with the people who have lived there for generations. And all the old people who were their parent's generation getting so upset about their countrymen being replaced and being powerless to do anything because their kids will tell them they can't even mention that. It's so fucked mate, how has this been allowed to happen.

FRESHEN UR DRINK GUVNAH

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>>78050276
VERY good post

tfw intelligent enough to be attracted to megan fox

>>78050251
it's called sleeping mate

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Are Katy

>>78050275
>>78050276
>>78050290
>>78050292
i love australia pls accept me

*punches right in the balls*

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anime

>>78050323
vile slug

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>>78050209
the state of your life hahahaha

>>78050328
Sure mate pop on over, happy hour doesn't start for another 17 hours so you've got a minute

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zy28mVeVZw

pengting

>>78050323
why does that bloke have tits

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>>78050337

stabbing myself in the brain

HEY IM MISTAR BURNS GET OUT OF DA WAY

miss when brit constantly verbposted

>>78050323
wonder if females get that haircut to purposefully make themselves unattractive

Cara is an ugly lesbian with disgusting eyebrows.
Reminder to sage with each post, lads.

Doing a post

egg

>>78050390
No wonder a saffer has POOR taste ahaha

>>78050390
Sage your fucking life, nigger

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*enter thread*

mornin

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Ty for bottle technology

Love Jews
Love Non-Whites
Love Gays
Love Feminism
Love Cuckoldry
Love Islam
Love Rick and morty
Hate Pints
Simple as.

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>>78050390

why do yanks pronounce egg as AYGG?
why do yanks pronounce Craig as Creg?

I'm longer a momma's boy, she made me a momma's man

>>78050419
What exactly does ethiopian quality mean?

>>78050406
calm down, no need for that

blood rains down from an angry sky
my cock rages on my cock rages on

Wish my m8 would stop ringing me, way too depressed to go out in public

>>78050430
Brain damage

pengting wagwan mandem

>>78050430
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/vudyvl1jmiqpryfp

>>78050445
Make me

doubt cara is really a lesbian. in 20 years time she'll most likely be married to some turbochad with a bunch of kids

>>78050462
wish I had a m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXy50exHjes

*enters your domain*

>>78050475
>i posted it again haha!!

>>78050497
'd

>>78050480
its shit

I don't really like him and he keeps talking about me behind my back

>>78050475
howling and screeching

My fav subs:
>r/trumpgret
>r/esist
>r/the_donald (for laughs)
Yours?

>>78050497
paki

>>78050305
well during the high growth rates of the postwar years western euro countries welcomed a lot of migrants because there was a labour shortage. these are generally well integrated but many occupy the lower rungs of society and so are statistically more problematic

then during the 80s-90s there were some waves of asylum seekers. most western countries completely dropped the ball on integration with them

then there's inter-EU migration as borders opened during the 00s of which only really the roma are problematic

and now the asylum wave of the 10s but we don't know what that will look like yet

bellamy

fee fi fo fum

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hmm yes the power of japan

>>78050515
r/pengting
r/wagwan
r/mandem

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Love this show

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>>78050475
>blowUP Media

Has to be a joke

>>78050563
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40802887

nah apparently it was some /pol/tard

>>78050515
So the /leftypol/ / ironic commie is never gonna go? Ok, I must accept /brit/'s fate.

I'm gonna put on a iron shirt and chase Satan out of Earth

Me dad's George, his dad, he was called George too

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https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/okkp7v0j5gzm30gi

>>78050348
rah

>>78050602
speak in a higher voice and you'd sound like michael jackson
you even look like him a bit

>>78050580
...

>>78050473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J4ybU3P3Cc

Venezuela sent free fuel to US homes during the Great Recession

I'm gonna send him to outer space to find another race

>>78050629
????

reddit

doos san migels fank you pedro

>>78050533

'asylum wave'

'Don't know what it looks like' - Have you been to any major city in Europe and felt the lack of community cohesion and abundance of crime in the last couple of months?

You sound like a boomer.

>>78050635
not sure how when there's only one race

weyl garsh dernit Cregg, y'all gone an' git too much 'urb in muh eyyyggs

post rick as a pickle again haha

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>>78049281
wow australia is so big and strong

>>78050655
there can be other one lah

She's left me on 'read' lads

>>78050653
and you sound like a daily express reader

and yes i've been to several major european cities lately. nothing is particularly different

>>78050631
Nothern lad?

>>78050584
I'm not a "commie", I'm just anti trump (as anyone with a hint of sense is)

>>78050390
i've never met a nice south african

I'm depressed but I'm lit, depressed but I'm lit

Just left her on 'read' lads
it was a depression memes episode

what is a word you really like but don't get a chance to use very often

I like scrupulous

I may stink like a cock, but I'm no spring chicken.

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Do you trust them?

bad boys bad boys what you gonna do what you gonna do when they come for you

>>78050753
beady eyed freaks

>>78050754
suck them off probably

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>Have you been to any major city in Europe and felt the lack of community cohesion and abundance of crime in the last couple of months?
>You sound like a boomer.
imagine typing this shite out lmao

>>78050697
10 years ago - no fresh off the boat Africans and hijabs with spawn, less violent crim, less theft

Now - Centre of every major city rife with fresh of the boat africans and hijabs with spawn, more violent crime, more theft

Conclusion - No difference

>>78050753
never

>>78050753
No, never.
Sage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqBf3459eLc

>>78050791
never had kfc

Does anyone actually like Yanks? Like anywhere in the world?
I guess Canadians?

>>78050716
Oh, there was a rorke shitposting about kangz and a /leftypol/ack yesterday, just assumed you were one of them.

Moggmentum

any bender man in?
*readies bazooka*

>>78050786
>Global rule 7
>Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

well well well

>>78050778
wrong

if anything, centres of major cities have gotten less of this over the last 10 years

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>>78050775
my listening comprehension so shit i cant understand

wouldn't mind immigration if we got qt women
as it is we just ugly slavic thugs and poo skinned bearded sheeds

No one has ever been in love with me

England BTFO

https://youtu.be/RcQ3ptLUiw8

ah yes its a danish jew vs rorke episode

*closes tab*

>>78050753
you can always trust an anglo

>>78050817
yes
*spreads arsehole*

>>78050778
Stats needed for the less violent crime etc, don't really believe cities were all crime free and great 10 years ago although you sure do paint a nice picture of them

>>78050832
havent fancied a girl since i was 16 unless you count sue im not gay

>>78050826
yes, as a fellow womaniser I feel very sad that immigrants aren't 100% nubile females

you shall only trust your dick

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>time to settle down, ive had my fun like most girls but now I gotta find a nice man that can take care of me

>>78050823
dont worry no one can understand y*nks we just nod politely and say yes

>>78050832
Even if they did I'm too scared to make a move/ have sex with them

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>>78050775
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rGqyYAPZTY

>>78050826
think almost all the refugees where i live are women and actual children

>>78050864
think I'm gonna go into town and get a sandwich now

>>78050838
banter

FUCK off

Hey little black boy
Dreads and make up
Where'd your head go
Wake yourself up

>>78050823
>dude like what even are brits man like i bet they just come home from work and their moms are like "would you like another scone deary" (or) some shit man i mean like seriously the absolute state of the uk man fucking ballistic
there you go friend

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>>78050878
someone call NASA, need to go fetch my sides while they're still planetside

>>78050775
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/4duuhx2len34j544

need a working class german gf to take amphetamines with

pickle rick

>>78050878
doesnt work you muppet

>>78050954
bizarre post

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>>78050947
ty

>>78050975
Works fine pleb

nigga what

NEED an anglo or jewish gf.

>>78051004
doesnt work for me either
did you delet it

Honestly lads, I don't believe it's right to keep foreigners out of the country. Silly when you think about it,
>I won't let you past this imaginary line
I mean are we children? What bloody line? We were all born here by luck, simple as. Who are we to say others shouldn't come here-we don't have the right.

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>>78050976
need a juju gf

I don't believe in borders there's only one country the human country

>>78051017
Rate Josephine Le Tutour

>>78051004
doesnt work
you muppet

>>78050850
>less
>crime free
>same thing
>>78050821
Your willful ignorance belies allegiance to subversive interests, if it brings you such joy that these things are happening then I don't see any point in arguing with you as I genuinely don't believe you have a soul.

Always knock a few IQ points off of antisemites

6 in the morning and I'm thinking I should end myself

>>78051063
nice, i claim victory then ;-)

>>78050954
You mean speed? Speed any good?

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland? Nah you're alright mate.
The British Socialist Republic? Hit me up any time.

>>78051039
i rate that face

>>78051089
yeah, it's a pretty simple concept but Sandra Bullock does a decent job

>>78051063
Ok so you haven't got any evidence thanks for clearing that up, I definitely trust your bollocks anecdotes which definitely don't amount to
>There are brown people there now and I don't like it

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nECGwlqmSR

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>>78051090
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland? yea boi

>>78051090
>British Socialist Republic
sounding a bit imperialistic there

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>>78051017
need both

>>78051118
is this rick's actual voice actor?

Rorke is getting absolutely btfo itt lmao

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>>78051094
You lads are so lucky. Hard to find well grown women amongst ethnics

MATT DAMON

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oh my god its the daily mail

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>mfw a white country becomes less white

>>78051089
yeah it's lovely

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>>78050209
>tfw recognise the 50p Shepards pie
living the austerity dream

*introduces Bhristianity*

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took a wrong turn and ended up in bat country

deadmau5 ft. sam harris

>>78050209
very sad indeed

Why do you cunts still make these threads? Seriously, give me one (1) good reason why.
Sage

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Those bones...

>>78051193
to help foreigners learn english

>>78051181
the funny thing is, there weren't any bats, he was just hallucinating

>>78051198
surely you have your pick of bony women

smoke weed everyday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY

generation identitaire btfo

>>78051198
dont rate that body doe

>reasonable person presents a good argument
>Rorke spouts hate and then stops replying
Well, we've all seen their true colours now lads

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>>78051198

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as usual women ruin everything

>>78051193
Genocide the dutch

Funny Spider Monkey_2.jpg

>>78050071
ffs /brit/
stop shitting up the catalog with this ugly whore

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>>78051181
We can't stop here, this is Bane country!

Germans are all fucking Nazis!!!

Post Timmy Byrne impersonation vocaroos

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>browns exist

>>78051251
It was never good you Reddit bitch Irish redditor go back to r/Ireland stupid cunt Reddit REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT

>>78051217
I mean the facial bones. Africans have much smoother bone structure even among caucasoids

>>78051251
doesn't one of the creators post on /tv/

>>78051260
HAHAH FOIR YOUY!!!! for hyou!!!!!
IM BIG MAN FOR YOOOOOOOU

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXeKv_rD2_m/

JUST

Biggest kick I ever got was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock

>>78051236
>Funny Spider Monkey_2.jpg
hmmm

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>>78051256
what about barbara

>>78051323
wanna see _1?

>>78051340
oh go on then

bollocks smell absolutely vile
think the air quality is actively going down in any area im in because theyre that rancid

dont care

next person to post a monkey is a willy

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>>78051350

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You dropped this mate!

>>78051380
Willy

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>>78051387

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>the average woman will go through tons of guys before settling down
>I'm 19 haven't had a gf and am already severely disillusioned and without social skills
Ahhhhhh yes surely they will be sympathetic

brunettes over blondes

Teens OUT

Holy shiiiit last nights GOT was 10/10 kino
Possibly the best ever episode

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Hollow cheeks are the most attractive trait on women

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>>78051402
thoughts on this brunette larping as a blonde dane

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mis4ob0XAa

>>78051395
instinctively winced

catching feels

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ahh
the 'net

>phaggot

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Nulla dies sine linea

>>78051422
Prefer the rounded phenotype myself

>>78051468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwiyIvMlYH4

>>78051422
too high

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>>78051402
hfw

>>78051424
not a fan

wonder if she speaks danish

does anyone remember the melt option in kid pix

>>78051482
>>78051490
Gonna need examples

FUCKING FUCK!

Hello?

people only yammer on about loyalty when they want you to do something for nothing

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are lauren

lotta loylety for a hired capo

>>78051641
need you to fuck off

>>78051656
dumb thotposter

When did the whole idea of memes penetrate normie civilisation lads? I put something about memes in my tinder bio and now every second message is something semi-ironic about memes

>>78051704
ages ago
have you been living under a rock

>>78051704
Like post 2010 dude

>>78051704
around the time advice dog was popular

just made a really nice chili

Brown people lol

>>78051767
any left field ingredients?

https://youtu.be/TwrctatE2D8

>>78051789
yea

paprika

19 soon
think I have to start buying the parents birthday presents

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>>78051783
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/mup4vyb9qhe2nuxi

>>78051704
2011

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GIRUGAMESH

>>78051796
>mouse doesn't click
>fookin hacks!

Absolutely sick of Tim's shtick now

german grime

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*heems the footfag*

yes I know you're here

DES
PA
CITO

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>>78051861
*shrinks back*
I've been found out

>>78051789
nah kept it simple. mince, chopped tomato and spices

Puerto Rico

>>78051839
I love sushi

>>78051895
now that's what i'm talking about

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>>78051871
DOC
TOR
PAVEL

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>>78051888

>>78051783
SCREECHING

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>>78051922

>>78051936
>>78051936
>>78051936

sos band
delegation
& shalamar

>>78051949
janny will be fuming