/brit/

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cara

you probably have a hemorrhoid

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anime

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sue

wish dad would hurry up back with my morrisons meal deal

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yuzie

>>78048214
cara

Donald Trump? Donald Drumpf is more like it

>>78048230
nice shop leftypol

>>78048219
lol isint she blind now?

>>78048214
lesbian

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anime

baloompf impeachment soon lads

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i hope no one really filters yanks

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>>78048231
>>78048236
>>78048226
>>78048255

>>78048123
Yeah my dad went up a hill in cornwall and something caught fire it stank for ages.

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need an authentic british gf

no seriously, would love a slag looking gf

anyone someone talks about naked attraction they never mention how the bbc always gets chosen and then fucks off after the first date

talk about elephant in the room

What are some essential deano cars?

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They figured it out lads

https://www.google.com/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/06/true-identity-jack-ripper-revealed-diary-confirmed-genuine/amp/

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>nice shop leftypol

>>78048219
looks like a childrens show lol

>>78048276
no you wouldn't

Is ATKgirlfriends the GOAT porn series?

>>78048241
nothing gets past you eh

If you like tea and the queen then you're as British as it comes as far as I'm concerned, and welcome in the country

vasco da gama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20F2ncxRioo

what a stunning car

love phimosis willies

>>78048310
don't tell me what to do

>>78048276
they aren't slags

>>78048230
top kek. is his head that shape because of the haircut or is that natural?

hope the bike works tomorrow

>>78048345
hallo wie gehts

>>78048326
ah yes a sedan same as any other, awe inspiring

>>78048312
nah, don't like the guy in it
mompov, hegre, gdp and vixen are far more kino

>>78048326
I think yank passats are shitter than euro passats

>>78048269
Mostly because I can't be fuffed with 4chanx tbqh

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>>78048282
>anyone someone

>>78048326
Deano my son

sure half the willies on naked attraction are phimos

>>78048219
this could have been so good but choreographers and stuntnonces didnt have a fucking clue

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birthday is tomorrow lads

>>78048367
you're from Africa, you should know a lot about cotton merchants

>>78048350
what's the proper term?
>>78048355
Wird die Mauer schon gebaut?

>>78048386
grim runt

I only watch amateur czech porn

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the sophisticated Deano

>>78048393
Happy bday

>>78048401
ethiopia wasn't colonised

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Who /restlesslegsyndrome/ here?

>>78048393
how old?

>>78048408
nein

started shopping for clothes in the tall section

>>78048420
no, also these are rare as fuck

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>>78048393
how old apu x

this has been a very comfy summer.
couple of intense heatwaves but nothing too bad.
stayed below 20 degrees for the most part.
looking forward to winter

>>78048427
very strange film

>>78048219
Why wouldn't she just lunge at her?
Her sword's about the size of that kid's leg

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>>78048429
prefer not to say

>>78048453
the temperature will barely change

>>78048427
ah yes the virgin condition

BMW in the garage, KIA on the streets

>>78048453
yeah been p deece

>>78048464
doxxing you right now

>>78048427
fucking love this film
criminally underated

whats the film reeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee we watched it not a year ago theres a girl with psychic powers in a facility and she kills some scientist and escapes

Got a hemorrhoid

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>tfw ywn rip communists in half by tying them to trees which have been bent down then letting go

still only 1 tinder match

>>78048451
probably 7-8 years older than the average /brit/

>>78048492
cuck

>>78048489
Shrek the third

>>78048497
ah yes, the early 20s

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>>78048445
just want an excuse to post some nipponese hardware

>>78048489
The Sandlot

>>78048489
black rainbow?

>>78048493
you might

>suzpukei
heh

>>78048515
japshit

>>78048497
30?

>>78048488
wonder what sort of drugs the producers had taken

;-)

got rejected from a mcdonalds job again

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>>78048522
YES

is Wonder Woman capekino lads?

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>>78048515
Yamaha a best

cregg

The Dane is here

>>78048481
All rich people do this

Go anywhere wealthy in London and you'll see a Porsche/Ferrari of some sort and an everyday Golf/VW that they use 95% of the time

>>78048550
Frickin weed

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>>78048539
*shits on your japseye*

people use venuzuela as an example of why socialism doesn't work but for me the USA is a good example of why capitalism is shit

we need to find the middle ground

my 1 match is cute though

>>78048525
Unlikely, would be a good laugh though

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death to america

>>78048594
but America is the greatest country on earth

whenever I watch a david lynch film I just think 'damn, david, someone's been on the waccy baccy!' boy are his films weird!

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>>78048594
but the US is the most powerful entity to ever exist

Doing a predrinks with the lads before hitting bui vien, do some massive balloons, get smashed and pay $10 for some bird to nosh me off on the way home

>>78048616
not really

>>78048616
I agree ;-)

>>78048626
and that trickles down to ordinary people HOW

>>78048594
>being turd worldist

america is a good thing actually

>>78048566
you ever use a headcam to capture your wacky adventures?

>>78048626
>>78048635
vietnonces out

all i want to do is drink but i've been sober for 7 years and don't want to relapse

>>78048563
Is it any good? I only watched half of it

>>78048680
just have a beer you pussy

tired: america is great
wired: america was never great
inspired: america is the great satan

>>78048680
go to the gym or something

>>78048680
Don't do it lad

Got drunk last night and now I'm just filled with anxiety, regret and shame

>hardcoded swedish subs

fuck offfffffff

>>78048693
i can't have "a" beer, i have to have 20

am a vegan

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>>78048659
the average american is FAR wealthier than anyone else, including the average European.
everything is super cheap, wages are still fairly high and as bad as the job crisis is, its much better than anywhere else in the west.
not to mention if you have some skills, America is the golden land, all the most important companies in the world are there, plus many more waiting for you.

>>78048680
have a wank

>>78048665
Nah m8. No real wacky adventures apart from ordinary 3rd world shit like horse carts darting out into the road and massive floods in city streets. There's a white saffer in /dbt/ who has amazing webms. Ethiopia's pretty tame

>>78048659
It has a higher gdp per capita than the UK

>>78048616
>>78048660
FOY
>>78048626
don't see why this is a good thing the American military is just a waste of resources

>>78048219
Great scene but that little pin-prick of a sword shoulda snapped.

Also. Noobs hate on GoT which is a very good show just the same say they hate reddit, which is a very good website. Autism does that to people.

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>watch harry potter
>get sad over the fact that i don't have lifelong friends like that

>>78048730
have you been to Ras Dashen

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>>78048754

>>78048714
well that's simply not true, is it

>>78048690
i only watched the last half haha but it was good good good, cinematography and soundtrack and that
not much of a critic

>>78048745
>the American military is just a waste of resources
how so?
the American military is the fist behind the invisible hand, you think they would be even close to how wealthy they are without it?
they'd be glorified povos like Europeans

what do I ask for at the barbers
always get a 2 back and sides and thinned on the top
but Ive let it grow out this time. Needs a bit of a trim but don't want it as short as normal.
Do I just ask for a trim?

>>78048763
No. I'm scared of cliffs. There are kilometer high cliffs in that area

>>78048750
fuck off there then

>>78048730
shame, maybe you're more likely to catch interesting stuff around east asia or russia
will still be getting one in case i need to show the footage in a court of law for whatever reason

*spreads fake news*

>>78048797
Need a bit of a trim but don't want it as short as normal

>>78048814
Do you ride or drive?

*creates a culture of hate*

>>78048797
just show him this post

>>78048566
Neon wheels is such a meme, you might as well be putting sticks on your bike to highlight the fact that your tastes are as refined as a child's

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>>78048754
you should be sad about noluna

>>78048843
will soon be doing the former

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>>78048857
*pacifies you*

watching an Irish film, cant understand anything

have the most rancid fucking taste in my mouth from last night's curry

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goddamn I'm so fucking dumb

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what's happening lads x

>>78048881
Nice. Enjoy. Start on something small and take a riding course. Stay away from the rear brake is my only piece of advice.

>>78048877
They only had yellow and blue with blue frame in stock and obv blue frame is gay af. And the neon wheels make me really visible in roundabouts and intersections.

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https://twitter.com/Complex/status/893599955562110976

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>>78048965
yeah I'm sure they're all black

>>78048947
done the training and shit, just gotta insure this thing aye

>>78049004
Which bike?

>>78048937
feel like pure shit just want him back

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MOR- *burps* -RTYYYYYY!!!
IM A PICKLE MORTY! WHERES *burps* YOUR GOD NOW!
*gets swifty*
PICKLE RICKAWUBADUB

I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed.

one sixth of the way through an incredibly tedious work task

You're a jokerrr, I'm the jooker

need a timesink game preferably multiplayer

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>>78049023
not my pic but

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>>78049004
Please leave.

>>78049048
Where did they find my diary

all me

>>78049069
all me

>>78049069
none me

more or less all me

>>78049070
FONT

back once again for the renegade master

>>78049113
abysmal song

*surreptitiously googles "woohoo" song*

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just finished TWD season 3 what a load of shite hahah x

Got that weird hangover depression/anxiety where nothing fee!s real

>>78049056
125 is ideal. Hear the cb's are sweet learners. I'll probably downsize when I head back to Drumpland later this week. Enjoy the bike life and post in dbt

>>78049138
>season
FOY off

early night for me lads

When the revolution comes we kill the fash.

>>78049155
yeah cg's are pretty popular for the same reason, picked this one because i managed to find a fairly cheap ask
i take it that's on /o/?

if I've shagged like even one girl and she's in the nightclub I feel like a lot of people will hate me.

how do chads shag like 10 girls at the same place and not be hated?

the flats a state and my parents are visiting tomorrow but I can't be bothered cleaning haha

business idea: rewrite the torah, but with my own cheeky twists

>>78049205
Yeah it's a good place to post a mechanical question and shitpost about how Harleys are gay but traps aren't. Lots of guys who've ridden cb's into the ground

>>78049191
I'd kill for those tankie legs babe x

Wynona loved her big brown beaver and she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her she might have a porcupine.

>>78048881
she's a mentalist IRL
was on Sunday Brunch and they were eating sausages, she went "uhh sweaty can you not leave sausages infront of the VEGAN? huhuhuhuhuheheheh"
then started banging on about how she takes her cat to a psychic
genuine fruitcake

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bored

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>thriving german community in south australia
>world wars happen
>they're deported and interned
why do anglos hate white people so much

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mum has started posting on reddit

You ruffians, leave that poor gimp alone

they've got a new slag over at r/washedupprossies
looks like a right goer

now you're gone

>>78049334
giz a link x

>>78049284
>"uhh sweaty can you not leave sausages infront of the VEGAN? huhuhuhuhuheheheh"
kekkles
she attended a gifted school or something before her acting though, if i recall right? there are probably lots of interesting characters from there

>>78049351
was disappointed to find this subreddit doesn't exist

>>78049321
>thriving shitskin community all over every western country
>shitskin wars happen
>import more of them
really makes the ol cranium canter

>>78049379
>knowing that either way
fuck off back

find it hilarious on /r/amiugly when they rate absolute munters like 6/10

I'd be like 9/10 on there then

>>78049398
he probably just google it sweety

190 children molested

Why does life have to be so shit?

>>78049419
josie is tim your dad

@190cm master race !!0fFMSfJHLfv
Piss off

i realise my love for you was strong

>>78049407
giz a link x

josie is not real

>>78049439
Don't talk to it

>>78049398
ummm no one would 'know' that as there's an infinite amount of subreddits so anything could potentially exist

dumb channer wouldn't understand as he only discusses the preset topics chosen for him by his masters

*crashes this thread with no survivors*

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Can hear my normie brother & his gf fucking in the next room.

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>walk past the average house here
>10m setback, green lawn, no trees
>single storey, ugly bricks and no taste
>footpath only on one side of the street
nuke this country and start again

>>78049445
he's a real person, just a mentally ill tranny using a proxy to pseudo-namefag

>>78049465
giz a vocaroo x

>>78049409
so it's like you could google something and find a 4chan thread about it?

>>78049453
sounds shit and unorganised

if the moon landings WERE fake, would it even really matter?

god /brit/'s full of retards at times

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Life is just death in drag

this irish film is entertaining

shagged a tranny on saturday

basshunter was ahead of his time

>>78049492
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>>78049523
i literally don't care

>>78049522
Did you get any extra surprises ?

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r8 the summer look

>>78049523
pretty sure they're just called fishermen like the rest of them

>>78049427
my dads internet communications skills arent nearly as good as timmys

>>78049541
Yeah it had 2 willies

>>78049541
no

>>78049556
tranny

>>78049518
does it have a name by any chance?

love shagging trannies
they're dumb and mentally ill, so they're really easy to manipulate

>>78049585
"this irish film"

>>78049472
my enjoyment of /brit/ has plummeted since moving 2bh i much preferred it when only my fellow reddit nonces could identify me

>>78049579
dwarf

>>78049585
YOUNG OFfenders

>>78049585
fill um

>>78049593
they probably say the same about you

>>78049593
thought men were supreme logical beings

>>78049602
had a feeling you were on about that, it's pretty shit desu

the way i know bucks is a female is simply that its not intelligent enough to keep up a ruse for so long

>>78049542
>pinching our pith helmets
>filching the french cockades
the h*n is shameless

>>78049602
heard it was shite 2bh

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*breathes heavily*

>>78049640
mental illness can do amazing things

why are lenovo's trackpads so crap

>>78049641

desu everyone wore pith helmets in the tropics/africa; english, belgians, french, germans, portugese, etc.

anyone else notice /brit/ is a bit like reddit? there's tons of meta jokes etc, reply chains that are very predictable, "bit gay" etc.

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https://open.spotify.com/track/592rihqi51n7AQo9cA84vN

choon

got up late, had a late breakfast and did a late workout

ready to start the day

>>78049673
>lenovo

Get a macbook anon

>>78049680

Aha sure
*walks away and talks to someone else*

edit: wow thanks for the gold kind stranger!

>>78049673
they're not, lenovos are shit but the trackpad is the only redeeming feature
love the two finger swipe

edit: wow thanks for the dolg kind stranger!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs

*ominious deeds begin*

pot is nice and hot

good god, my back is broken!

just accidentally spoiled masterchef for myself

Einstein, in his judgement of social and political problems, was a moron, and used his intellectual powers to exert a highly pernicious influence. The world would be better off had he never existed.

>>78049680
no, I haven't because that would require knowing what reddit was like besides shit

poo

le reddit boogeyman Xd

>>78049723
ah yes, the ol' /brit/ switcharoo!

anon, in his judgement of social and political problems, was a genius, and used his intellectual powers to exert a highly good influence. The world is all the more richer for having him post on /brit/

>>78049755
heard the moron couldn't speak until he was 25

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>>78049786

highly good

switcharoo! ah yes, the ol' /brit/

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>look up old youtuber I haven't watched in years
>they've gone full muslim

HOLY SHIT

>>78049755
hmm, yes, I quite agree

*surreptitiously googles pernicious*

I can't get into reddit the way so many people do. I don't really have any specific interests I can piss away hours discussing on various subreddits

(self post so I don't receive any karma, (you) for visibility)

>>78049818
clips x

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>>78049801
>Croatians keep shitting on Einstein so they can call Tesla the GOAT and pretend he's Croatian

>>78049808
very much regret ever sharing that one aoba pic with you. anime is innocent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN6e8k5LNqc

tune

>>78049832
>Born 10 July 1856
>Smiljan, Austrian Empire (modern-day Croatia)

>modern-day Croatia

good game anon

>>78049832
Tesla was a virgin, all I need to know

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>anime is innocent

reply to this post if

>>78049857
state of these people

>>78049854
I was born on a farm so I'm a cow.

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something's fishy
about this dish

why am i so still, and ill?

>>78049882
You're saying humans can't be born on farms?

>>78049886
got it wrong didn't she

>>78049886
>murder a load of muslims
>when they ask why you did it, say you saw tweets like these calling for white violence

Hey guys i just had this radical idea you never head of before. You know how for the past 3 thousand years people have had borders and nations? Lets just stop doing that.

>>78049857
now there's a correlation i could never have concocted, nor conceived, nor considered
really shivered me timbers, it did

>>78049929
umm it's called progression for a reason sweaty :)

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>>78049877
They're non offending
Should people be arrested for thought crime?

listening to mid-00s era german eurodance

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just copped £6

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>1.5 hours till tuesday

>>78049952
umm being gay is a choice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KsljBj3UEI

fuck sake, lads

>>78049929
we haven't had borders and nations for the past 3 thousand years though

>>78049952
People who have the urges to abuse children are more likely to control those urges through use of child pornography.

"non-offiending" is basically a confession for watching child rape videos

>>78049952
>the abuse of children
five minutes later
>THE CHILDREN LIKE IT TOO SO ITS NOT ABUSE
state

>>78049964
you know I would batter you if you ever did something like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSR_K4Nu-3c

>>78049964
runt

>>78049980
1 minute in, boring as fuck

Really don't get Aussies. Is it a Reddit thing?

>>78050031
>ThingsICantFindOtherwise
outstanding channel

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>>78050074
>bump limit unreached

>>78048750
Reddit is more than a website lead by censoring sjw's, it is a state of mind.