/brit/

The purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall...

Business idea:
Give all of Syria to the Kurds

hate smug poms and yanks

republic when

PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>78046694
soooo true fuck wypipo

Currently watching the Pickle Rick episode and my MIND IS BEING BLOWN

>>78046678

>democracy

You say that as if its a good thing, full democracy is always a disaster. besides britain had a parliament since the 13th.c

>>78046694
Love Aziz Ansari

limmy got his big knob out on twitter

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>>78046697
soon inshallah

>>78046718
Good thing we don't have a full democracy then

*notices your pickle*
Owo what's this??

The Role of Interracial Pornography in the Age of Trump

ironic redditposting is still redditposting

>>78046727
that's some counter-revolution blue kangaroo that stole almost all red from the banner

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sue

>>78046694
I like this guy.

millennial woes

This Indian Woman Stood Up to the EDL, and People Think It's Badass AF

Sneed's Fuck and Suck

>>78046694
>nonwhite comedy
dire

>>78046778
Why are you up?

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>>78046778

>>78046694
it's so cute them trying to rationalize their own inferiority

>>78046763
poo*

>>78046800
i woke up at 10pm

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Please buy my art for £2

>>78046735
Well, you do, which is why america is ruled by interest groups and a secretive oligarchy

>>78046829
Fuck's sakes that's worse than my sleep schedule

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Which Apu/Pepe best represents your emotions this Monday afternoon?

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video games

>>78046763
nonce

>>78046778
Gentle Scottish NEET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmJQWRw7Yvw

didn't realise that getting engaged meant saving every penny I can for the next 2 years
thought it was just gonna be calling eachother a different name for a while

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>>78046853

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>>78046867
>NEET
mah job is savin tha h'white race

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>>78046853
got into an argument with mum about me getting a job

>>78046838
I'm glad you know so much more about my country than I do, Pierre. Now go fetch me a baguette

>>78046886
a valiant deed indeed

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anime

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'zu

>>78046859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-imYn74EIJo

>>78046697
obsessed

https://twitter.com/GalaxyKate/status/893943966491475968
hmmmm

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>>78046928

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>>78046948

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>>78046935
>>78046763
>>78046954
>>78046928

got a filtered (You)

big fan of this pickle rick meme
>>>/s4s/5662468

>>78046948
Maybe they're doing findom or vlogging

BUY MY ART

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>brown people will be using sticks and stones when whitey disappears
there is a god and he is just

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you should be able to solve this

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>

>>78046948
Men should code and women should homebrew

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made a bland lunch

>>78046694
>shitskins could take control of Europe while sabotaging each other's efforts at every turn imaginable

it's like they think European empires cooperated and weren't in a state of constant war with each other, and colonising was secondary to this for most of history

>>78047011
don't care enough lol

>>78047011
5 a day

>>78047011
take over the chicken first, come back for the fox, take the chicken back, then the grain, then come back for the chicken

dont think i opened that image for longer than 5 seconds

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Getting bigger

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>>78047014

>>78047057
did that quest on runescape

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leave the chicken and the grain on the other side so i can have sex with the fox in the bushes without beady little cock-eyes making me feel guilty, then blame the dead chicken, missing grain and fox full of seed on a passing polish guy

>>78047075
i looked at aoba for about 5 seconds but i dont think i liked her hair

>>78046831
looks nice

>>78047079
Hench

https://libres.uncg.edu/ir/asu/listing.aspx?id=21851

>>78047136
unicucks will defend this

>>78047011
*cracks knuckles* alright kiddo this'll be easy

(literally impossible)

regular show is the pinnacle of modern animation

>>78047138
hi

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Might go shopping

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>tfw too smart to fly
>tfw too smart to have a flying gf

>>78047165
>not Xavier renegade angel

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>>78047079
>curly hair

Reading a book in bed with the Test match on in the background

NOTHING more comfy than this

>>78047107
then you are wrong

had probably the worst nightmare i've ever had last night
britain was being nuked, there were huge mushroom clouds everywhere and I kept feeling these huge surges of heat as I hid in my bike shed

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>brown people exist

Tesco to stop selling plastic bags, lds

>>78047217
sounds glorious

>>78047164
it can be solved with elliptic curves. im sorry to have misled you
https://www.quora.com/How-do-you-find-the-integer-solutions-to-frac-x-y+z-+-frac-y-z+x-+-frac-z-x+y-4/answer/Alon-Amit

>>78047211
>following the cricket

rasheed

>>78047211
I can't read and listen to people talking
even music that isnt instrumental distracts me

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>>78047184
I SAID PICK IT UP
(thank you for listening and complying)

>>78047220
this but unironically

>>78047217
My nightmares are horror-film types
Really horrific, dark and grim. I imagine it to be like an extremely bad trip on depression

>>78047239
spastic

>>78046820
deep symbolism

>>78047227
Well fuck

>>78047168
good luck

>>78047239
same

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*picks you up*

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>>78047217
watch Threads
>yfw Sheffield after the bomb looks better than Sheffield after Thatcher

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made a meme lads

>>78047168
get a few cornettos for the boys mate, there's a good lad

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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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>>78047227

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>>78047269
sir?

If you think London is (multicultural) try Brussels

Jesus wept that city is dreadful

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>>78047227

Taking things from people who are more privileged then you isn't stealing. Stealing = Power+Taking things.

Stop posting children you cretinous nonces

>>78047287
oof

>>78047227
that was an interesting read tbqh

choonaggery and choonagen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xacflWZig8c

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Fucking state

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-40814995

>>78047281
*goes to hand you a cornetto but pushes it past your hand into your face as you reach for it*
haha AHAHAHAHA HAHAH
*everyone turns around and starts laughing at the scene*
*scarpers*

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really like where car design is going

>>78047287
Unironically fell for this when I first visited /b/

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Little vino to decalcify the ol' 'neal

>>78047342
can you remember what sort of zinger you came up with? he IS pretty much perfect and it is a difficult copypasta to argue against

>>78047339
ah yes unrecognizable blobs very aesthetic

>>78046763
>>78046935
GOOD posts

>>78047337
shuttle needs retr0brited

>>78047331
>step"""father""" is also a gender bender
what a coincidence

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>>78047337

how far can you get before laughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Li998pZxwU

>>78047352
what the fuck are you doing in ethiopia

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>>78047339

>>78047414
the whole video because it isn't funny

>>78047364
Was eight or nine years ago so can't really recall but probably a long paragraph about why, if he's so perfect, he feels the need to validate it on 4chan of all places.

Absolute state of younger me.

>>78047414
Croydon

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Ah yes, the poos

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-40823438

>>78047416
Only brown people drink wine.

>>78047414
the whole video because it isn't funny

anyone know music torrent sites that do vinyl ri4ps

>>78047414
laughed as soon as it started

>>78047339
car design peaked in the 80s-90s

>>78047287
vintage

>>78047430
huh

Love to sniff my own farts lads

>>78047446
bender

>>78046694
*cringe*

>>78047434
uhm, that's colonialism's fault sweaty xx

>>78047425
>>78047442
hotheads

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>>78047441
don't think so mate

I'm saving this for when I either kill myself or get married

snorting up the last of my speed stash

had enough of drugs honestly, think im gonna go clean for a couple of months

>>78047472
rorke

ddddddfffdddfsdfdsddsd

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>>78047434
>mfw

>>78047464
tad harsh

why do brown people have a higher proclivity to rape than other races?

Imagine being so much of a bender cunt that you unironically drink wine

oh no did the dumb person sterilise themselves and convince themselves that they're a woman trapped in the wrong body?

>>78047434
>a 10-year-old girl who became pregnant after allegedly being repeatedly raped by a relative

india is so fucked

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>>78047474

>>78047455
utter cretinous post

>>78047499
Warrior gene innit

>>78047499
low IQ

>>78047499
They're more likely to get caught
You don't hear about all the white rapists because they're in powerful positions to cover it up

thinking of drinking

havent done any work for my driving theory and it's in a couple days LOL

does wine really taste bad

fun fact: gays and transgenders generally have lower IQs

Get drunk off one can of special brew

>>78047534
no

>>78047533
bender

>>78047536
wicked

>>78047529
yes
>>78047534
piss off underage newtwat

time to build a nice house on a big block of land near a major city

oh wait thats impossible here haha

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>>78047536

>>78047533
just use the first attempt as practice

Friend told me he overheard a conversation a uni lecturer was having, along the lines of ""like 6 students just asked me in the past week, can i have more marks?""

No reasoning or anything, just 'give me more marks. How fucking dense can you get?

>>78047555
not really just freestyling
is it a crime to rhyme all the time?

>Although doctors say it's unlikely to interfere with her pregnancy, the fact remains that she is way too young to give birth.

way too young? what the fuck kind of journalism is this? use proper expressions you fucking cunts

>>78047575
yes

>>78047567
these entitled youg'uns these days.. when I was a lad I pulled myuself up by my bootstraps and kept calm, carried on, I was my own man, we did a little thing called 'work'

>>78047598
bender

>>78047595
slime

>>78047592
she will probably die

>>78047604
zoidberg

>>78047414
laughed when I clicked embed

shekelstein

>>78047617
nah reckon those brilliant indian doctors will save her, thats why we import them x

>>78047592
the age of buzzfeed

>>78047534
can't say i ever found it bad, but red wine takes a bit of getting used to. white wine is sweet and good

>>78047567
This is how kids are raised now. Parents have to give you anything you ask for or you're an "unfit" parent.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2491248/Father-labelled-unfit-parent-taking-son-McDonalds.html

>>78047625
bender

>>78047625
that's because you're thick and easily amused

oi

nobhead

you lookin' at my pint?

>>78047641
fry

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>that's because you're thick and easily amused

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tfw you realise the wrong side won ww2

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>>78047485
STOP MAKING ANTI AFRIKANER MEMES FAGGOT

>>78047567
blame the marketisation of education
you can't sell people a service and then bitch they go all customer-is-always-right.

>>78047637
>sweet and good
these 2 things don't go together when you're talking about wine lad

>>78047668
bender

I'll wake up soulless one day I just know it

cant fucking do this monotonous shit anymore

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>>78047684

>>78047637
white wine is for gays and females and tastes of sick

feel like spicing up this chong-thread with wanton pseudotripfaggery

>>78047695
bender

>>78047668
Was that why Aussies were utter cowards during it?

>>78047677
they do
>>78047695
its not

>>78047669
'sheed

>>78047695
white wine is drank by builders you bent cunt

alcohol is too expensive a canny spend £27 on a bottle of sick so often

>>78047718
no

>>78047464
>>78047549
>>78047604
>>78047641
>>78047679
WHAT'S IS that guys even his PROBLEM?;

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>>78047718

>>78047695
you total cretinous peabrain mongoloid shitfuck

>>78047730
FOB

lot of bad vibes in this here thread
just love, man

>>78047669
worth it

>>78047717
*makes a massive blockbuster film about brits running away and calls it heroic*

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On lunch break

>>78047757
bender

egg

>>78047743
wtf is that a child?!?

bad thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZp_axebSfQ

tune

white wine is a gays drink and im not even saying this for comedic purposes

>>78047774
bender

india is why we need feminism

>>78047780
bender

>>78047784
no

>>78047738
>those colours
>Don't tread on me

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>>78047737
All the keys on his keyboard apart from b e n d e and r are broken most likely

>>78047780
I should take you by the scruff of your neck and drown you in a barrel of it

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>>78047625
Hey Dr Pavel haha, I'm CIA

>10 yrs old

WTF????????

>>78047780
im sure sake is completely superior

>>78047727
what fucking builders drink white wine?

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>>78047668
We shall drive a bullet into the forehead
Of the rotten fascist filth,
For the scum of humanity
We shall build a solid coffin.

>>78047822
myself

>>78047790
>>78047808
its for gays and you enjoy it ipso facta non ergo sumus you are gay

it is a sad indictment of the state of things in general that when i hear an ice cream van i think of nonces

>>78047695
great post

What is this green piece of shit with a face that everyone keeps posting?

Is it a new meme from Reddit that the permavirgs think is hilarious?

>>78047807
FUCK OFF, SHITSKIN!!!

>>78047836
bender

>>78047870
bender

>>78047836
>not knowing pickle rick
embarrassing

>>78047836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO72Lg7OZ6U

Aussies were cowards during WWII. Even more so than the Canadians

>>78047795
indian detected

do you have to be good looking to be a deano?

>>78047814
Yes it is.

>>78047833

That says more about you desu

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Donald Trump is under total Putin control

TOTAL. PUTIN. CONTROL.

>>78047885
bender

>>78047889
fuck off nonce

Mental health is deteriorating. I've gone from simply thinking about suicide every night to also dreaming about being such a cunt that I kill myself so as to better others lives. Can't even escape it in my sleep anymore.

How have you lads been doing lately?

>>78047833
I think about ice cream mate

>>78047888
*revokes your life licence*

>>78047738
sometimes feel sorry for theresa may when i remember she has bona-fide autism
then i remember she's a woman

>>78047911
bender

There is no such thing as "free speech" and the fetishisation of it is a bourgeois hobby.

>>78047912
t. nonce

>>78047934
reddit

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You now remember taking family holidays in Cornwall along those narrow roads where you got stuck every 20 metres

>>78047911
What that's fixable is wrong with your life to make you so sad?

>>78047908

Says the lad who thinks about noncing whenever he hears an ice cream van

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>>78047923

>>78047945
>domestic holidays

absolute STATE of you

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>>78047958

could heem everyone itt with one hand tied behind my back

>>78047958
whats that film with the synth soundtrack about a girl escaping this mental strobe lighting facility

>>78047965
t. package holiday deano

>>78047980
bender

*sees a meme that he doesnt like but is explicitly aware of its source and context*
HUH??? what the heck is this meme i dont know???? is it from reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/8fdmm23/pickle_rick_teaser_unveilled/8204mqry/context?_231 i have never even HEARD of that and everyone there is gay

>>78047990
Matilda

>>78047990
3 men and a little lady

>>78048014
bender

>>78047998
hm? 'reddit'? what's that? certainly not a site I have heard of or ever been to. is it even a website?

*talks to your sun*

>>78047946
No idea desu. Been this way for about a decade now. No clue what prompted it.

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>>78047945
I DON'T WANNA BE OLD

>>78047990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8LPD6W0PZw

Why do the Aussies hate the Chinese so much?

All they do is inject loadsa money into the economy

>>78048033
bender

>>78048047
they're eroding the *snort* vibrant australian culture

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>>78048047
The Bogan fears the Chinaman

i literally don't understand the pickle rick meme

someone explain

>>78048085
bender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlWpC_g3rD0

NEED an israeli gf

>>78048085
he literally fell through the bar

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>i literally don't understand the pickle rick meme

>>78048042
oi shut up you know what im talking aboot its the one with all the bright colours and the lad who comes home to his wife but its not him or something

>>78047945
I remember we went to some place in the South West in our Citroen Xsara Picasso with 5 people and a weeks of luggage
We made it to the place we were staying in for a week and the driveway up to the house was at a a good 25 or 30 degree angle
the car STANK of clutch and my dad went off one day to a garage and apparently the bloke asked my dad if he had taken it up Everest

>>78048097
need a jewish antizionist gf

>girls born in 1999 can legally snort ket

where does the time go?

>>78048131
don't think there is an age restriction

>>78048131
girls born in 1999 should not snort ket. nor should girls born either side of that, and nor should boys either. lets all have a sober week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzO5bu1H6Kw
ch00n

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>>78048111

just got my MDMA consumption licence

>>78048108
genuwinely dont kno

deleted it incase janny didn't approve

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>>78048111

just passed my cannabis theory test

fuck off

Lump on my anus what could it mean?

>>78048186
>>78048186
>>78048186


new


>>78048186
>>78048186
>>78048186

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any toad man in

>>78048198
hemorrhoids

>>78047965
the more tan someone is they poorer they are

want to take my little sister to a heroin bar but they always ID

>>78048123
Yeah my dad went up a hill in cornwall and something caught fire it stank for ages

>>78048203
When does it go away?