/brit/

business ideas:

>create an absolute monarchy
>give me power
>totally pedestrianise all major cities in the UK, ban cars from the city centres
>ban 'new-build' architecture
>ban the approval of any more skyscrapers in cities
>create an 'Islamic State' similar to Israel on the falklands and send all our Muslims there, give it back to Argentina
>nationalise the railways
>Complete HS2, HS3 and begin planning of HS4 to connect Scotland with England

thoughts?

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yuzu

tfw no brit bf

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cara

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Huh

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*invests billions in to your infrastructure as part of the One Belt, One Road initiative, increasing china's soft power around the globe*

got a bad cold feel like shit

eating porridge and watching my kitchen rules

>>78044861
xi is a capitalist roader

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Post more cara

>>78044849
my plans to regenerate Wales with lead to a huge influx of foreign investment and domestic employment

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sue

>>78044856
this 2bh

>>78044861
China sucks
its like America but 100x more autistic and no fun

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>>78044861
good for them

at work

not having a good time

lol

>>78044841
Bruce is not a very kingly name

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>>78044881

>>78044856
>>78044886
Ireland don't reply to yourse-
*squints*
waitaminute

at work

having a good time

lol

poo

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>>78044905

>>78044890
excuse me, /brit/ is a chinese owned general, free speech is allowed, but attempting to stir dissent against the CCP is a crime punishable by law

did a cheeky leave work an hour early because I was done for the day anyway and would have just had to sit there for an extra hour in my office

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What do you think?

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thoughts on the oresund strait?

>>78044933
Shit.

started tinder again but only got 1 match
she's not bad though, will let her marinate overnight and give her a line tomorrow

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I love Cara but goddamn all that photoshop

>>78044857
workers create commodities not capital

>>78044933
I think the irony of buying a £5 hip flask with some shite engraved on it that was made for 50p in a Chinese sweatshop wherein the person who made it probably earns 5p an hour is lost on them

why did latin have no influence on the language until the normans

reminder that cara would be more attractive as a man

what will happen to capitalism when there are no more poor countries to outsource production to?

>>78044961
it did

>>78044957
very ironic, that's like rain on your wedding day

>>78044933
love it
conspicuous consumption of commie branded trash, probably to some twiggy weenie makes me giddy

>>78044961
fucking normans ree

>>78044968
???

>>78044967
then nobody will be poor

fucking slept for 20 hours

never doing xanax again

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FUCK MCCAIN

>>78045002
can I have your leftovers then

>>78045002
baby's first bar?

>The South produces better musicia-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCqgX50CAfI&feature=youtu.be

>>78044996
but if every country is rich, and companies can't sell domestically produced goods cheap, then nobody will be able to afford anything

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Huh....this needs to stop

>>78045011
Replace the deaths with jews

>>78044841
struggling to find a fault

>>78044940
prefer the great belt 2bh

why is youtube so adamant about recommending really old Mickey Mouse cartoons to me? every fucking day theres a bunch of them and I have no idea why as I've never watched them or anything even related to them before

>>78045037
companies can sell domestically produced goods cheap though

>>78045040
you do realise that is anti semitic, right?

>>78045039
fuck... this got a nigga trippin yo...

>>78045027
sorry mate, heard its pretty hard to smuggle shit into straya

>>78045030
did about 10 of them

>>78045039
wow....really thinking about this

>>78045039
>ruling class
>is actually some tesco welp
gets the engine combusting

>>78045056
because youre a mick and little like a mouse

now jog on before i heem you

find it amazing how being a pasty fat boy used to be attractive ages ago

Now it's literally "the virgin body"

>>78045039
honestly not much of a thinker
>>78045071
>>78045078
the brainlet ponder

evolutionary psychology is unfalsifiable

Why don't you guys use Quaterstaves anymore? They were a cool practice.

>YouTube promotes those stupid "help the poor refugees/being bent is great!!!" Videos every month
>Censors "offensive" YouTubers like Peterson
Not alt right and don't think much of Peterson but YouTube's agenda is crystal clear

>>78044990
there were some latin words in old english

I have to go now. My planet needs me

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Remember this rorke...

>>78045131
yes I agree fellow 'pede I am also not-alt right but the SJW Cultural marxist agenda of Google is obvious

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just got into an argument with my mum about getting a job/studying for a masters/doing volunteering

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO LADS

even when i pondered looking for manual work she scorned me, uptight cunt

>>78045131
think google shut down his account the other day haha

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Supreme

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>Not alt right

What happened to Caralad?

>>78045127
i'm sure it has some value when it comes to stuff like mental illness
the fact that it attracts reactionary nerds like flies to shit is telling though

>>78045149
Ummm actually sweaty if you read between the lines it's easy to find out the agenda of various entities, if you're an independent thinker like myself. Sounds like you need to cling to indentities, and that's ok for the lower iq among us

>>78045171
mint post

mans on road

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Why don't you wear wavy garms?

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>>78045171
anime

need a dafne schippers gf

>>>/tv/85992327
wtf
is there a song playing for anyone
is anyone else's cursor changed?

Bah, I never liked nationalism or the belief in national identify. I see it as an immature belief that we so feverishly hand onto. It separates us and puts us in camps of them and us instead of WE. I understand he's not a racist as he wants to preserve his national heritage, but I think it's out dated. National heritage needs to be eroded away and replaced with a global heritage. In this sense I believe it would be much easier for all people's to get along if we share and celebrate a global culture where people are blended and melded together.

>>78045236
good taste

>>78045255
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE _______

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>and we'll feel gay when Johnny comes marching home

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>There's a contest to name this new skywalk
Contemplating throwing in "The Hitler did nothing wrong skywalk"

>>78045269
so it' isn't just me

>>78045183
necked himself

>>78045284
the king is a dog-bumming bender bridge

>2013
>get lucky starts playing

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>Contemplating throwing in "The Hitler did nothing wrong skywalk"

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Holy shit....you think any of you lads will ever do anything this important/iconic?

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>>78045284
might go to the 'cock when I'm in the Asiatic region

mined XMR all night and didnt get shit

fucking mining, its a waste of time and money

>>78045351
you probably lost money from having your GPU drawing all that power

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>>78045330
shoo shoo
damn niggers ruining my tree

>>78045338
https://www.google.com/streetview/#thailand-highlights

Lots to do

>>78045369
exactly

they can fuck off

*walks into thread*
*clears throat*

SAIL.

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POLAND NOOOOO

>>78045269
>>78045301
PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>78045393
>from Europe
>Middle East > Italy > Austria > Germany > Poland
that was easy

American white nationalist, politician, antisemitic conspiracy theorist, Holocaust denier, convicted felon, and former Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan

Shame we couldn't've had one last war with the yanks tbqh

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EVERY BODY JUST HAVE A ____ ____

Black bean soup is nearly ready

>>78045330
yes I've said nigger on the internet

>>78045393
good lads

just saying what we all want

IM A PICKLE MORTY!!
FUCKIN HELLA EPICCCC

>>78045381
call the king a bender you fucking bent nonce twat

>>78045441
>>78045420
>>78045269
fucking fuck off, another shit dire gimmick

>>78045485
'elo 'eddit

Chad:
>Sex whenever he wants it, multiple women on the go that know about each other but are happy to share, will find a top tier gf younger than him when he's in his 30s
Upper crust normie:
>Medium term gfs, can find another gf within a month of break up, often initiates the breakup
Normie:
>Long term gf probably from highschool or start of uni, would be quite upset if they broke up and would never initiate it, would take him maybe 6 months to find a new girl
Lower crust normie:
>Has a gf roughly 25% of the time, extremely attached to her but won't last 12 months, gf is probably plain
Failed normie:
>Sex (if any) is sporadic, girls quickly lose interest in him as they notice how odd he is, romantic life is defined by missed chances, attractiveness of the few girls he shags is highly variable

Thanks for reading lads

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>>78045485

I'm so bad with bait on the 'chons. Even when I know it's bait I still go for it just so I can tell someone how stupid they are.

Dad wants me to do work around the house

Might kill myself

>>78045493
anyone taking the piss out of R&M, ironically or not, probably unironically watches it
The same for GoT, which I am 100% certain many in here watch religiously but pretend the aren't nu-male

PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT !!!!

Louise Mensch's Twitter is the same as Tim's YouTube

>>78045520
Normie reporting in

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>/brit/ in 1000ad

Grug !

>>78045552
ah yes "if you call me gay you're secretly a bender" school of thought

>>78045551
wish i could get a job doing that

>>78045552
never seen an episode of got

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>>78045568
Shaman Pavel, me secret agent

>>78045569
ironically shilling for R&M is still shilling for R&M

What's the best way to keep a girl interested in you in the long term once she likes you?

Not sure what the right balance of how much affection to show is

Watched rick and morty for the first time last night and i see what all the memes are about, it is literally red*it the TV show

>>78045603
pretend every day that she doesn't and you're trying to make her like you

>>78045572
Well the pay is getting screamed at m8 its not great, and its a bank holiday over here so its not like its my day off or anything

>>78045610
Its absolutely dire

>watching tv
>owning a tv

my tv only gets trashy local channels anyway
on the plus side they have one State Sponsored channel that is pretty intellectual heavy with documentaries and opera

>>78045610
IM PICKLE RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love rorkes argument of how Africa is somehow inferior because it's not very developed right now. Greece was flourishing while we still lived in primitive tribes. The Romans conquered us while we were still primitive tribes. Civilisations in China were advanced while we were still primitive tribes. There were ancient Egyptians and other North African states.
It's simply not an argument. To the Romans or Greek we were uncivilised barbarians.

Literally nothing wrong with most of reddit

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Medicus Paulus, ego CIA sum

>>78045656
w
e

>>78045603
Ignore her for the most part and then show minor interest occasionally, but display abundance mentality and when escalating physically do it quickly. Disregard shit tests

>>78045520
shant a pixel

>>78045449
tell me more lad

>>78045656
>I know Africa is shit right now but it might be alright someday so stop saying it's shit now

Blaine?

>>78045552
unironically watching rick and morty right now with dinner

They are building a massive new park near my house
Cant wait for it to open ngl

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>>78045656

honestly wish I could live in china, be a good boy who's loyal to the party and be rewarded with a cushy party job

>>78045552
I watch it

the last two episodes were shite though

>>78045708
You're clearly not very well read on the topic, Africa is disadvantaged by its geography

I sanction the USA

like rick and morty and i like the reddit memes

simple as

rreeeeeeeeee this task at work will take forever

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>>78045716
Cocaine?

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McBain?

>>78045750
That's nice sweetie, so you're not disputing that Africa is a miserable dump and a failure on almost all levels in the here and now, then?

>>78045552
>Watching got makes you a nu male
Fuck off you r/the_donald piece of shit

>>78045750
you've done it now lad someone will post a picture of any icy plain and pretend it is the south of England

>>78045552
you really need to stop browsing /pol/

you seem obsessed with yank culture

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>Africa is shit
>top physicist in the world is black

Reconcile these facts, rorkies

>>78045789
such a reddit thing to say

>>78045789
if you enjoy got you probably are
its a soap opera with >epig xDD akchun!

>>78045750
alri jared diamond

>>78045750
how so
they have huge amounts of natrual resources, live next to great water for fishing, have huge swathes of lush rainforest
the only countries that can complain are the ones smack bang in the middle of the sahara

>>78045789
>>78045793
back to the /got/ general

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In '12, Nolan released this, TDKR, his most accomplished movie. I think his undisputed best line is BIG GUY FOR YOU, a line so catchy, most hired guns probably don't pay attention to the subtext. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of CRASHING THIS PLANE, and the importance of NO SURVIVORS, it's also a personal statement about the director himself.
*raises axe* Hey, Wilson.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! TRY CALLING IT IN NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!

cant fathom how much of a runt you have to be to reckon you're cool for not watching a tv show

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you arrive in Southampton

>>78045848
there it is

gave me a nice chuckle this post

>>78045848
TELL ME ABOUT BANE

>>78045823
Massive continent, few rivers for trade or transport (big one), massive deserts bad for farming, and jungles also bad for farminf

Proud non-TV owner and non-videogame player

>>78045778
No I'm not but racists use it to somehow perversely say that people of some races are worse

>>78045825
don't watch that sorry

I'm sure if I did I'd be a "numale cuck" though

>>78045893
how much is a non-tv license?

>>78045433
you woulda got BTFOd lol

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>>78045848
Cracking this ice plane

>>78045876
>Massive continent, few rivers for trade or transport (big one),
That's why the Romans, Greeks, Chinese, Persians, and Arabs built road systems

>massive deserts bad for farming
I think you overestimate how much desert there is in Africa

>and jungles also bad for farming
that's why you also build farms on the huge plains, and cut down forests like tribes of South America did

>so anon, what do you like watching on TV?
>Well, I certainly don't like GOT, that is for redditors and losers haha!
>O-oh alright so what do you like?
>And definitely not Rick and Morty either, fucking nu males watch that shit!

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>and I'm proud to be an American
>where at least I know I'm free
>and I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me
>and I'd gladly stand up next to you
>and defend her still today
>cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
>god bless the USA

>>78045837
dire

>>78045935
you never asked what i watch, you just assumed

>>78045903
Yes probably but on 4chan it's even worse. They knowingly watch this crap but pretend they are above being a numale because they browse /pol/

if anything south america has even worse geography than africa

south americans weren't that advanced when they got colonised but at least they're middle-income countries now

further evidence it's a matter of institutions

>>78045960
8K/year is middle income?

Fuck me

>>78045935
something on your mind, lad?

>>78045945
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have posted this inside /brit/, the general for British culture, but your post has nothing at all to do with British culture! Whoops! You should always remember to post about America on /cum/, the general for the United States, unless your post warrants a separate thread! Posting about America inside the general for British culture is poor form. You should always try to post about Britain, unless your identity as an American is absolutely vital to the post about Britain you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to /brit/ culture!

>>78045848
Don't get it

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BANETTO!

>>78045930
Mate, read prisoners of geography and educate yourself. You seriously think any of those others had the same magnitude of problems Africa does? Lmao

We're just less intelligent on avg. Stop beating around the bush.

>>78045968
EXTREMELY good post

>thought my depression was on the verge of going away
>start to build myself up and think i might actually go somewhere in life
>get rejected from uni
>down a bit, but start to reconcile myself to being a NEET and just writing nonsense or something
>find out actually it's not too late to try and scrounge one of the courses nobody wants
>decide to do my research properly this time so i don't drop out again
>even briefly tempting sounding overall courses have modules i know i'd rather spend literally all day wanking and crying rather than bother showing up for the excruciating tutorials.
>depression that ramped up the first time i went to uni returns with a vengance

fuck the paradox of choice

>>78045968
lmao

>>78045974
but they've had thousands of years to fix those problems and really haven't made any advancements

Things that pakis love more than anyone else:

1. Curries
2. Cats
3. Aussies
4. Molesting kids
5. Acid attacks

>>78045976
Stockholm syndrome. Distance yourself from this toxic general

>>78045966
compared to africa yeah

>>78045999
um because the white man keeps them down sweaty x

>>78045986
>>get rejected from uni
how's that even possible
places like Edge Hill will accept you even if you have a triple BTEC in Hair and Beauty

used to think stockholm was in denmark

>>78045999
Because they got colonised, yeah

How was Civ 4 so much better than 5?
5 looks prettier but it's so bland

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>muh white boogeyman

>>78046002
since when do pakis love cats?

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Get the London look.

you UTTER tit

>>78046039
australia belongs to china

>>78046063
good post

>>78046018
oh, i could still do that if i really wanted to. i was rejected from the specific subject i wanted to do at the good uni i wanted to go to.

own fault really, but the only thing i love more than large numbers of eggs in one basket is sabotaging myself.

without colonisation, africa would be the most prosperous and technologically advanced place on the planet

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>/pol/acks unironically worship russia
the irony is legendary

>>78046046
i hate this place

>>78046063
>>78046077
hello

>>78046043
ah yes because Juba, Kampala, and Kinshasa were all burnt down when whitey came along

>>78046085
That whole board is pretty much a RT colony

>>78046009
>middle-income compared to Africa
Which means that African middle-income would be middle-income ... compared to Africa

Some very funny reasoning here mate

>>78046084
lol

being a snob is a good thing

>>78046085
and poland
fucking POLAND

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>>78046046
>syria: 155m

Haven't fapped at all this month so far. It's getting easier lads.

>>78046110
What

Life's What You Make It

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if north koreans are starving to death then why isn't the north korean population decreasing

>>78046132
Do I need to write out a bloody logic equation for you mate

Life's a bitch and then you die

you pay what you get for

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Found a little room in work away from everyone else and I've been hiding in there for the last 2 hours. Just walked down to the kitchen to make myself a cup of tea and said hi to my manager and he said hi without even looking up.

Lads... I think I could stay in here all day and nobody would even know I was gone

It's My Life

I saw some old political cartoon about the new zealand labour party wanting to deport all immigrants except the foreign students imported to campaign for them and now i want the new zealand labour party to import me

>>78046167
Why is she an Indian?

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>>78046167
>Sara
>Bog Baron

>>78046046
why are americans the best behaved goys?

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Colonization is how progress happens. Where would you lot be without the Normans and the Romans? Biggest missed opportunity in Ethiopian history was rejecting an offer from the antipope in Florence to come under Catholic authority. The Church was a repository of thousands of years of human wisdom. Shortly thereafter, a great migration came from the south which led to 500 years of nothing until the 1st Italo-Ethiopian war.

>>78046054
Since forever, Abdul.

>>78046159
pretty sure only the most hardcore antijucheist plebs think dprkoreans are starving

Business idea: dedicated Earth to building a giant monument

Happiness is Easy

>>78046002
6. London

Who else here wants to die before they hit 30 ?

business idea: dedicating the entire earth population to build a planet sized vice to crush my ball bag

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PPIIICCCKKLLEEEE RRIIIIIIIICCCCKKKKKKKK

I Don’t Believe in You

I remember the storm of 93
Lost a whole bag of mail that day
Years of therapy can't erase that scene from my memories

>>78046241
Hopefully but I'm not going to kill myself so it's just not going to happen

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>rorkes genuinely believe there is a """"white genocide"""
And what is the """evidence"""?

Time It’s Time

>>78046255
>>78046263
FOVT

Can You Feel The Love Tonight?

The Colour of Spring

>>78046241
haven't got much choice

>>78044897

Robert The Bruce lad

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Thoughts on the new hair?

>>78046271
Black ppl can say nigger but I cant

The Spirit of Eden

could crush any meat eater in an intellectual debate

>>78046277
Looks like a yank, something about the face- they eyes and mouth i think, just screams YANK

>>78046320
you just said it tho...

can you merge files in excel?

i have about 600 excel files and i need all their data on one worksheet in one file

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>take good care of teeth, floss, mouthwash, brush with electric toothbrush twice a day etc
>get toothache
>go to the dentist
>ah yes you'll need a root canal and crown
>spend he next three weeks getting drilled up

There's no escape is there lads

Mister Can You Please Help My Pony?

>>78046320
we say gollywog, yank

Laughing Stock

>>78046333
not your personal search engine

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Cat decided to sit in the bath for no apparent reason

REALLY need a piss but family are moving about so they might walk in if i use the pissbottle and i can't go to the bathroom without taking the pissbottle to empty it while i'm there

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>>78046350

>>78046375
set it on fire x

>>78046295
No love, only tears and regret.

>>78046271
>And what is the """evidence"""?
*shows you the statistics*

>>78046333
Copy and past
Or
Vlookup

>>78046375
Haha that's pure random lad

>>78046375
the virgin cat

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>>78046350
>brush my teeth maybe 3 times a week
>don't floss
>don't use mouth wash
>never had any tooth problems
>only had the occasional scale and polish

>>78046375
CUTE :3

google yandex iqdb wait

I only brush my teeth about 5 times a month.

>>78046375
'capped this post and submitted to r/madlads

>>78046445
Fuck off rotter

>>78046442

N E E D
( Y O U ) S

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Got a stomachache, partners. Can't sleep so i might as well kick it with y'all

<>78046471 (No)

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tsuuuuuuuuuuu

>>78046471
Righto lad.

08/07/17(Mon)20:36:55 No.78046471

soup was yummy

*snuggles up next to you and starts snoozing*

need succ

>>78046514
*gives you a belly rub*

>>78046514
Righto

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>>78046479
>kick it with y'all

>>78046525
*suckles you*

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What is your honest opinion on the United States of America?

lot of gay posts just now
there is a board especially for your ilk

>>78046550
Righto

>>78046551
mm daddy I don't want to be anywhere you aren't <3

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>>78046550
hate america

>>78046532
Go chug a pint, O'reilly

>>78046551
Suffer not the antics of benders for they shall be banished to hell on judgement day

>>78046514
gay twat

>>78046570
go shoot someone with you african friends taykwan

>>78046550
nightmarish to live in but beautiful to fly around

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>>78046550

>>78046550
good lads

>>78046550
it would probably be better for everyone if you just disappeared

What do you guys do to kill yourselves on your little island if you can't own guns?

>>78046599
twat

Reckon I could pound your nan into the dust in an instant
Given it's a fair fight

haven't had any illegal drugs for quite a while

>>78046550
Reddit: The country

>>78046599
overdoses, jumping off buildings, cheeky monoxide

all the classics

>took the day off today
>get woken up by boss ringing me about something i supposedly fucked up
ahh yes will definitely be having a nice relaxing day off now and not worrying about it at all

>>78046550
sounds nightmarish tbqh, like a parody of the modern world

>>78046598
>>78046594
>>78046590
>>78046567
Ah

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fucking jewboy gave me dollars

>>78046550
Going to hold my peace to save from being too mean

>>78046653
>hold my peace
not in public lad, that's how i got banned from london underground

>>78046623
That's Canada
>>78046633
It sorta is, but we did decide democracy was a good idea long before most of europe caught on
>>78046596
Good post

NEW
>>78046672
>>78046672
>>78046672

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>>78046471
take it pal, i've got plenty