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based thread

>>78043312
Imagine waking up to work at 3:30 AM

tfw no briton bf

tfw no yank bf

reckon we should formally abolish borders for people with certain degrees, from accredited universities, or with certain professional experience

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me in the middle
you lower left

>>78043334

Minnesota Life.

>>78043331
>catholics a c t u a l l y believe this
screeching

>>78043343
Economic citizenship programmes are creating a world where borders will be exclusively for keeping the poor out

tfw no bf (female)

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had a cheeky idea:
get the bf a meteorite ring if we ever decide to marry

coz he loves space and they only cost like £700
heh heh heh

>thailad got called in to the office at work over concerns about his "browsing history"

can't believe it lads

>>78043344
They really picked an ugly african and an ugly chinaman.

Chief looks quite dignified though.

>>78043343

alri Shmuel.

>>78043356
you say that as if they are for anything else

>>78043364
hello nigger

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any fashy lads in?

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sue

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>>78043356
what are economic citizenship programmes

why don't we just make a reservation for all the poor people where they have to toil for not less than 20 hours a day or are summarily executed

>>78043380
who are these cringe lords

>>78043343
why

>>78043402
fash lads with fashy cuts looking for trad qt gf

>>78043331
yeah that's some fuckin bullshit

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>>78043401
oops sorry lads wrong photo

>>78043343
If you have a worthwhile degree you can work anywhere anyway.

>>78043400
post-brexit britain?

>>78043399
You either invest in real estate in the country or you straight up pay the government as a "donation" and you get a passport and citizenship to the country

St Kitts you can get for 250k, Turkey and cyprus costs 3m euros

>>78043380
would unironically heem or throw chocolate milk at nerds like this if i ever saw them irl knowing in full confidence they would do little but scurry and if they actually started throwing punches i'd flog the whinging little mutts

>>78043423
call

THE

king

A

bender

YOU

BENT

TWAT

>tfw think gril who wanted to go out sometime doesn't any more because it's taking a while planning a time/place to meet

would 100% be better off being a NEET for shit like this ffs

>>78043437
t. bruce noodlearms

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MY HUSBANDO IS SINGLE!!!

!!!!

>>78043391
I'd kiss this girl directly on the mouth, if given the chance, to be quite honest with you.

>>78043342
>>78043337
>>78043361
>>78043359
you gay?

>>78043423
not entirely true, if you were living in an actual country and not a tinpot third world shithole you'd have to learn the language at the very least, unless working at a big multi-national

>>78043450
he's going to go slay some A grade puss

>>78043435
is it only for shitty meme countries or does this work with real 1st world countries too?

>>78043450
are you literally 29 or 30 years old?

>>78043458
depends who's asking x

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bobslad is back

>>78043450
you gay

>>78043450
called it years ago when he dropped the weight and became a household name. nigga got married to her when he was a nobody and chubby

>>78043449
if only you knew you little alt runt

>>78043477
and she aged like shit too

>>78043458
There's nothing gay about wanting to be whipped and insulted by an englishman with a sultry accent while you're forced to sexually service his cock.

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So make the best of this test
And don't ask why
It's not a question,
But a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable,
But in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life

>>78043461
Have a particular country in mind?

all Australians live in bungalows

>>78043466
it's unofficially true in a lot of 1st world countries. you can get corporate sponsorship for citizenship here and if you bring in a lot of money, you'll get it a lot quicker than some 75k a year earning average joe.

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*dabs into the thread*

why do mongs come here to tell us about what they "called years ago"

you or I have 0 proof you called anything and you are probably just making it up

odd how celebrities only date other celebrities
quite a small pool of people to pick from

>>78043423
worthwhile degrees are usually the most difficult to transfer to other countries with though.

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>toyota never got to beat porsche at le mans

>>78043509
not really odd, Plebians cant relate to them the same way

God clearly flooded the Doggerland for a reason

Pea

business idea: get a first class degree from oxbridge and become a nomadic world traveller, taking a different job in a different country every year

>>78043495
yeah the one where you call the king a bender you fucking twat

>>78043466
Can't speak for the first world, but in USA you can buy expensive enough real estate to get citizenship here. Tons of chinamen are doing it.

>>78043520
we may disagree on what 'worthwhile' may be.

>>78043520
?
Elaborate please

>>78043539
you can't get a degree in medicine and then simply move to another country and start practicing, especially between 1st world nations.

>>78043539
call the king a bender

>>78043533
don't be rude to thailad ok!?!?!?!

*be's rude to thailad*
*be's myself*

>>78043539
call the bender a king

>>78043503
called this post years ago

>>78043546
but medicine is the exception rather than the rule

its pretty much only medicine and lawyering that arent transferable (and lawyering is still transferable in a lot of countries)

>>78043546
Don't a lot of medical students study abroad though?

>>78043539
call me king bender

pickle rick is unironically one of the best episodes of anything ever

ALRI THAILAD

Hhaha imagine being white in the 21st century haha like just commit suicide hahaha.

>>78043580
alri

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>>78043571
how may i serve thee

>>78043532
good idea 2bh

>>78043570
yeah, they study abroad
OR TWO

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

alt right thailad

noncewhothinksthethaikingisabendersayswhat?

>A Google employee's opinion criticising the firm's diversity initiatives is causing a furore at the firm.

>In an internal memo, a male software engineer argued the lack of women in top tech jobs was due to biological differences between men and women.

>"We need to stop assuming that gender gaps imply sexism," he wrote in the piece which was widely criticised.

RIP his career

>>78043565
certain fields of engineering have different requirements that must be filled for you to become accredited. even if you meet the requirements, you still have to apply for accreditation in that country. you can't hop off the plane, start applying for jobs in that field and be off and running.

Imagine living in a certain southeast Asian country haha.

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wanna fuck cara I do

called Leicester would win the 15/16 league years ago just didn't want to bet on it simple as

>>78043570
you still have to pass boards in whatever country you're planning on practicing in. an american student who comes to an australian university for the entire degree has to pass an australian board standard to receive the degree, then an american board standard to return back to the US to practice.

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Fuck's sake!

tea and bap

it's called a barm cake

Hhaha imagine being white in the 21st century haha like just commit suicide hahaha

Need to stop having embarrassing conversations with people when drunk

Hhaha imagine being white in the 21st century haha like just commit suicide hahaha.

>>78043590
just got this.. 3 minutes later.

ha
>>78043622
Yeah, makes sense. I was thinking more STEM fields which are pretty universal.

>>78043648
>>78043655
>mobile posters
Get a fuckin' life like holy shit hahaha.

>>78043603
bigot got owned

Hhaha imagine being white in the 21st century haha like just commit suicide hahaha.

business idea: become a model and get brands tattooed on you as advertising

no it's not a barm fucking cake you spanner

>>78043673
business idea: turn myself into a pickle

it's okay to be gay

business idea: sell americans off to the british to domesticate them

tea and cob

>>78043668
What?

it's gay to be okay

>>78043668
What?

https://twitter.com/Sargon_of_Akkad/status/894279338622955521

sargon's going HARD in against the Alt-Right

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Wilson coming through

call me the okay gay

>>78043711
>meme personalities engaging in meme drama over meme ideas

dear oh dear

>>78043711
funny to see the alt-right imploding

The Englishman is a rabid nationalist. They are perhaps the most nationalist people in the world…you sometimes want them almost to lose (the war) to show them how things are. They have the greatest contempt for the continent…To lose their empire would be the worst possible humiliation.

buzzfeed has been focusing a lot on disability these two weeks

really opened my eyes to the hardships some people have to go through

>>78043739
britain in ww2 just fought to keep its colonies safe from germany

>>78043655
>>78043656
Hours >>78043672
Bbxhs>>78043676
H>>78043700
B>>78043711
G>>78043730
H>>78043739
Pea?

>strain on the toilet for 5 minutes to no avail
>have a shower
>about to leave for work
>suddenly have the urge to fire out an unholy jet of shit
it's everyday bro

>>78043764
who's Noah Vale and why are you straining to him?

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>thainonce sees this man on the street

fucking bender degenerate, cultural marxism causing the downfall of western civilization

>thainonce sees this man as the thai king

w-what h-he's not a b-bender, h-how rude


fucking SCREECHING, he's LITERALLY muzzled by the government, he's absolutely fucking TERRIFIED

>>78043764
cuppa coffee helps with that

>>78043778
he's related to Button Lee and Juan Ovyu

>>78043764
drink more coffee

>>78043361

Years ago I found a gold ring in the gutter near the o2 centre on Finchley.

>>78043651
NEED to stop texting girls when drunk and horny

love muay thai
hate ufc

simple as that

>>78043839
did the man whack the other man

did the man dodge it or did he get hit

haha fascinating
*slings my pint over my shoulder and walks off*

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IS THIS MAN A BENDER(KEEP IN MIND HE IS THE KING OF THAILAND)

[] YES
[] NO

>>78043839
dire gimmick

>>78043843
it's pretty stimulating

>>78043828
>>78043782
No time for that. I'm a VERY busy man

DSA elected a cop

>>78043839
Do you actually watch Thai Fight on Sundays?

egg

>>78043869
>cop

FOY

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korean_calendar
wew

>>78043879
nah ceebed i watch em on youtube or local events

>>78043879
Yeah, it was great when call the king a bender fought, he was really tough

if thailad had a wank he'd be thaihard

*breaks the mould*

>>78043892
IT'S 106

aig

>FREEDOM OF SPEECH? YEAH MATE LOVE IT, NIGGER xDDD HAHAHA
>oh, call the king a bender then to prove your strong beliefs
>WTF NO I'M NOT DOING THAT ITS REALLY RUDE

fucking SCREEEEEEEEEEECHING

>>78043901
He doesn't wank

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desPeRATely need british bf

>>78043928
FOY

>>78043928
FOY

i've got such a big benis i dunno what to do with most of it

Drinking beer and smoking fags beside a pool in a 5* hotel

Goy?
Foy?
Toy?
What else rhymes?

oh, call the king a bender
to prove your strong beliefs
oh, call the king a bender
to prove your strong beliefs
want more and moooore
people just want more and more
FREE FROM DESIRE
AND UH NUH nuh shᵃᶰᵃᶰᵘʰ
FREE FROM DESIRE

>>78043892
It's the year 2560 here (Buddhist calendar)
>>78043897
live here most of Sunday morning/afternoon if you're interested.
www.ch3thailand.com/ดูทีวีออนไลน์

>>78043909
someBODY

>>78043944
take pics

>>78043937
>>78043943
I will not.

>>78043944
rent the excess out or lease it.

>>78043948
runt

>>78043959
CALL THE KING A BENDER RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU BENT NONCE TWAT

>>78043948
dont care

I stand with the alt right

this is the GOAT alternative calendar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Republican_Calendar

กษัตริย์ไทยเป็นคนรักร่วมเพศ

>>78043994
terrorist

if thailad was a bender he would be thailad

>>78043994
*cuts your Achilles heel*

>>78043998
ah yes, a beautiful ninth day of vendémiaire, praise be to the supreme being

Love Facism
Hate Communism

>>78044018
If bender was a thailad then.

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>>78043994
*stands on your bollocks*

Love Communism
Hate Facism

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>Love Facism
>Hate Communism

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>Facism

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>Love Communism
>Hate Facism

>>78044047
Do you want a Pringle?

britain cries out for socialist government

genuinely think i'm going to die this weekend lads

>>78044049
>>78044061
>>78044064
awful posts

MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN MBGA

WILHELM, this is your grandmother; the motherfucking Queen of England. Now listen to me you little cunt, wot wot wots all this eh about you walking up and down these fine folk with your cock out? What did the good doctor say boy about the devils handshake by jove, first you go blind, then your unmentionables go black, ejaculate pure lice and plague, then the whole sordid mess drops right off. Luckily my dear prince Albert though afflicted with this vile and unsumptious condition cannot affect thy queen for my vagina is huge and royal good heavens.

But listen to me you little shit if Benjamin Disraeli mentions once more of your frequent aquaintance with Rosy Palms and her five sisters I, befitting this great nation of fish and chips will throw you in a Black Maria and send you to fucking Australia. Try waxing your moustache with an indigenous spear up your arse you lame-armed little cunt. Ooohhhh good heavens I have gone right red in the face I 'ave, so ashamed I am to have such dissapointement in me life :;( Oh well, off to tottenham courts for a day at the races and a pint of gin eh guv ;)

true democracy has never been tried

PICKLE RICKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>78044078
cool
how

>>78044092
will certainly be enjoying every word of a post this long, especially from a yank

Pickle Rick more like Reddit Rick.

[alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30] [enter] [alt 30] [alt 255] [alt 30]

>>78044092
why would a royal speak in broad cockney

>not being a hardline commufascitist

state of the lot of you

>>78044109
two massive nights of drinking and drugs with two different groups of lads

>>78044132
One famine wasn't enough.

>>78044129
DO NOT trust this post!!

running an excel macro lads

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>>78044072
yes

100 2011 4344 Kim Jong-il's death

>>78044134
oh I see

fuck off normie twat

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>>78044132

ßß▲
▲ß▲

am i a newfag?

>>78044167
sounds like he was worse than just kim jong ill

>nazbol memes in my /brit/
fuck off

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>commufascitist

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britbois

>>78044167
juche calender was reading about this just before, coincidence

▲
▲▲

Is this my first ever successful triforce?

going to make a spicy black bean soup today lads

*rubs my tummy vigorously*

>>78044191
FOY

>>78044191
*rolls eyes*

;-)

>>78044217
Trust a Dane...

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>>78044212
Bully me harder, daddy.

;-)

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>>78044208
>>78044184

>>78044234
Trust an Aussie....

>>78044171
come with on friday lad

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-07/live-liberals-reach-decision-on-same-sex-marriage/8781894

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!!

got me sunnies on lads

8-D

>>78044228
janny please disperse of this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-40846546

jesus FUCKING christ

>>78044253
>shows on tv where total strangers are married for the sake of entertainment
>two lads can't get married

doesnt seem fair

sucking on a willy lads
:-|===3

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? ? ? ?? ?? ?▲
? ? ? ? ?▲? ?▲

>>78044253
Haha has Australian not approved same sex marriages yet?
Literally third world lol

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>>78044270
>After a tiring football game on Saturday evening, the 16-year-old decided to soak his legs in the cold bay near his home.

>He stood still waist-deep in the dark cold water for about half an hour and didn't feel a thing but returned home "bleeding profusely".

Literally who does this? What a fucking weirdo

Just had a dream where at one point I was at a David Icke presentation. Then after talking about how his peers died under mysterious circumstances without losing a touch of his showmanship he takes out a bottle of champagne and starts pouring it out whilst running across the first two rows which were seated by mostly black people. One of them shouts ''DIS NIGGA GOT CHAMPAGNE" and I saw one of them stand to reach out to catch some in his hand to drink from.

;-)

?
>? ? ? ?? ?? ??? ?▲
>? ? ? ? ?▲? ?▲

what's the difference between nazbolism and nazism

>>78044289
no

the government doesn't recognise same sex marriages from other countries either so any lgbt partnership is invalid once you set foot on australian soil

>>78044315
"bol"

>>78044306
Trust a Brit...

big jubblies lads

( . Y . )

>>78044270
>bleeding profusely
>put him in the shower
>surprised that didn't stop the bleeding

standard melbourne runt clan

>>78044315
botulism

>>78044325
get hit

>>78044329
phwoar

>>78044329
Fuck off dane.

Might watch Dunkirk again for bantz

>>78044253
Ah yes, the libs on the wrong side of history again as per usual

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>the wrong side of history

Is there a more reddit concept?

>>78044284
กษัตริย์ไทยเป็นคนรักร่วมเพศ

copy and paste this for us lad

>>78044367
t. on the wrong side of history

>>78044367
t. probably believes in cyclical history

>>78044356
pfft labor use it as much as a bargaining chip as the libs do.

neither side wants it in because once it goes in, they lose one of the most potent promises in the arsenal.

it should literally be a referendum vote to the public. societal issue voted on by society rather than wristlet professional politicans who don't know shit from sugar.

Could care less about Australian politics.

>>78044367
No reason to prohibit gay marriage tbqh

Gay monogamy is better for everyone

>>78044348
กษัตริย์ไทยเป็นคนรักร่วมเพศ

wouldn't you agree thainonce?

excel macro seemed to have worked lads

:-)

fuck off fuck off FUCK OFF

>>78044385
Oh so you care quite a bit but you could stand to lose some, then? Thanks for letting us know.

>>78044372
>>78044387
ไปเลยกวนตีน

>>78044396
*doesn't*

Secular idea: rename days of the week based on scientists and not "g*ds"

>>78044408
*burps*

>>78044408
the weekdays are essentially secular already because nobody gives two shits about norse paganism

no gods no masters

day of the moon
tyr's day
wotan's day
thor's day
freya's day
saturn's day
day of the sun

Petition to ban D*nes from /brit/
Aye from me.

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>>78044419

>>78044433
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

>>78044433
*raises paw*

>>78043779
if you don't want to be called a dog fucking nonce bender why would you wear that clobber out in public

News going crazy over the model kidnapped by the Pole.

>>78044433
nay from me

:-(

no bosses no wages

>>78044304
Read my dream diary lads

>>78044462
Ethiopian news?

>>78044456
say that to my face n not online fuker

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This is her. Worth £300k to you?

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>Secular idea: rename days of the week based on scientists and not "g*ds"

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>>78044480
phwoar

>>78044480
cannot imagine how much of a runt you are if you have that sort of money but need to buy women to fuck them hahahaha fucking hell

>>78044480
with that forehead? not bloody likely

>>78044480
no

Blanquism is distinguished from other socialist currents (especially Marxist ones) in various ways; on the one hand, contrary to Marx, Blanqui did not believe in the predominant role of the working class, nor did he believe in popular movements. Instead he believed that revolution should be carried out by a small group of professional, dedicated revolutionaries, who would establish a temporary dictatorship by force.

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Turkish for lunch

>>78044480
don't think this is real

>>78044494
wtf i have a forehead motherfucker

>>78044480
just looks like any generic 6/10 slag on tinder

can picture the runt that wrote this
https://pastebin.com/nJwfKjZc

I value diversity and inclusion, am not denying that sexism exists, and don’t endorse using stereotypes. When addressing the gap in representation in the population, we need to look at population level differences in distributions. If we can’t have an honest discussion about this, then we can never truly solve the problem. Psychological safety is built on mutual respect and acceptance, but unfortunately our culture of shaming and misrepresentation is disrespectful and unaccepting of anyone outside its echo chamber. Despite what the public response seems to have been, I’ve gotten many personal messages from fellow Googlers expressing their gratitude for bringing up these very important issues which they agree with but would never have the courage to say or defend because of our shaming culture and the possibility of being fired. This needs to change.

>>78044519
oh yeah, you're matching with girls like that on tinder are ya?

>>78044503
Is that pork?

>>78044519
She's a dime piece to us ethnics though

just got an email from dad
told me to close all my doors

>>78044533
No she isn't. She looks like she'll look 50 when she turns 25.

>>78044550
Are you ethnic?

>>78044558
Yes >:(

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>>78044571

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KsljBj3UEI
doin a cry

>>78044521
would just reply with a big fat 'shant'

>>78044538
ur far to ugly to get kidnaped LOL

>As it became clear that the working class of the liberal democracies wasn’t going to overthrow their “capitalist oppressors,” the Marxist intellectuals transitioned from class warfare to gender and race politics. The core oppressor-oppressed dynamics remained, but now the oppressor is the “white, straight, cis-gendered patriarchy
da evil gommies are infringing on my precious techbro circle

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WE
WERE
NEVER
ASKED

we were never asked...

>>78044184
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>>78044595
He was actually referring to heat retention in response to my earlier complaint about the winter chill.

Imagine getting shipped off to Qatar and being drugged and raped then fes to tigers. Bit mad

>>78044617
put a jumper on bucks

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>marxist intellectuals

>>78044521
>Neither side is 100% correct and both viewpoints are necessary for a functioning society or, in this case, company.

listening to centrists is always boring

>>78044617
It's midsummer.

>>78044620
oh they do jumpers for feet now do they

>>78044618
reckon kidnapping is common in Ethiopia

>>78044638
Probably.

>>78044635
yeah they're called socks apparently

Just bought a 3m long charging cable for my phone haha waheeyy
*runs around the room screeching with my phone plugged in*
*trips and smashes my head off the marble fireplace and starts crying*

>>78044648
dont have a fuking shit about what you might think is or isnt a sock

>>78044659
Are you alright?

>>78044648
what will they think of next? probably something mad like shoes for dogs lmao

>>78044659
*wraps it around your pencil neck and uses you as a cat toy for my pet tiger*

>>78044688
Why won't you call the king a bender? scared?

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EVERY BODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

the most underrated gimmick on /brit/ is aggresive fight posts

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>>78044610
>is it time for our sons to rise again?
chilling, saddening
get your shit together limeys ffs

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>>78044584
it is time

>>78044707
fave gimmick of the transitional 2015-2016 period was proto-runtposting where you called people amoebas and threatened to heem their nans

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it's faster, easier and cheaper by bike

>>78044724
listen you fucking shithouse, what do you honestly expect we can do? the damage has already been done to our demographics and any time people show any sort of civic pride outside of the defined parameters of looking at photos of Prince George in Hello magazine you're called a racist

>>78044746
could fucking heem you to hell and back you little worm

>>78044738
you are mere aphid

>>78044746
settle down lad

>>78044746
oh boo hoo you got called a wasis
people need to get over it like South Africans have, but preferably before it gets that bad

>>78044749
going to have to try harder than that I'll bend you in two like a curly wurly son

>>78044745
a runt pile by any other name...

>>78044745
look at that flock of runts, nary a 6"+ wrist betwen them

>>78044746
>you're called a racist
Why do you care? You know they're all full of shit, stop pretending it matters and it doesn't

>Consumer spending falls for third month, says Visa

Fucking retard prik brexiteers not spending their money

>>78044746
get jacked and beat the fuck out of niggers

>>78044783
>>78044765
for example
>go to a Pegida protest
>get my photo in the papers
>can never get a job again

ah yes, most impressive

>>78044801
why would you go to a pegida protest anyway? they hate britain and everything it stands for

>>78044783
call the king a bender you fucking bent nonce

>>78044801
Just cover your face

NEWNEWNEW
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

business ideas:

>create an absolute monarchy
>give me power
>totally pedestrianise all major cities in the UK, ban cars from the city centres
>ban 'new-build' architecture
>ban the approval of any more skyscrapers in cities
>create an 'Islamic State' similar to Israel on the falklands and send all our Muslims there, give it back to Argentina
>nationalise the railways
>Complete HS2, HS3 and begin planning of HS4 to connect Scotland with England

thoughts?

>>78044825
>>78044825
>>78044825

new

>>78044823
sounds like you will bankrupt the country

>>78044801
just wear a mask then or suck it up
desu its pretty hard to identify people correctly from just a shitty crowd photo unless you do an interview and give them your name

you could probably just wear glasses and cut your hair after the protest and be fine, or just wear a hat