WEWWWWWWWWW LADDDDDD

scary

imagine you came to an australian beach and some tiny meat loving marine creatures ate your legs so you can't go back

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jesus christ, Australia

is there ANYWHERE in your country safe from the wildlife?

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Fear mongering tripe. You're more likely to die from being punched by an ice addict.

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>australian enters the scene
>"born to be wild" starts playing

>go to australia
>return with no legs

nature is culling the anglo blight which infected that continent.

Nature hates australians

Anglos are paying for their crimes

>>78041426
Probably sea lice, also looks like something a wobbegong shark would do

jesus christ

how horrifying

>>78041532
it's a certain type of sea lice that people can't identify apparently

>>78041525
god sent the beasts to prey on the legs of western sinners

>>78041558
Saying it's 'amphipods' apparently
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-07/brighton-sea-bugs-ocean-swim-teenager/8780138

>>78041508
This.

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>>78041532
>wobbegong shark

>>78041426
What if it bites a benis?
I hate Australia now wtf

>>78041738
The pain would cum out quite nicely

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>>78041720
Stepped on one of those fucks at the beach once, freaked me out because went between my legs and shot of.

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>>78041472
What are you on about?

Is tripe a noun?

>>78041767
i think you scared the poor thing way more than you yourself was scared...

>>78041767
But he looks cute.
CUTE!

>>78041775
>poor thing
Do Russians fear nature?

>>78041804
i am not sure... personally i adore animals

>>78041532
>sea lice
I watched a movie about this, The Bay (2012)

Chickenshit and growth hormones -> whole town wiped out by giant sea lice

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1713476/
Score of 5.6 is a bit... low. I'd give it a solid 6. Kept my attention despite found footage bullshit.

>>78041426
Bruh

>>78041426
who goes at the beach in August

>>78042430
winter is the best time to go to the beach, no bluebottles

>>78042514
oh fugg, forgot they exist

>>78041426
must be mutants from the japanese radiation

>>78041804
in soviet russia, nature fears you

>>78041774
Yes tripe is a noun you dumb dingus

>>78041426
>melbourne

of course

How do I stay safe if I visit Australia?

wtf australia

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>>78041618
>brighton beach

good

brighton beach is 90% tourists

>>78044066
Dude..that is no place for a Fin on every level. Im honestly not even comfortable with the idea of you leaving Europe at all

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>be australian
>go outside
>die

>>78044139
Who are you, my mother?

>>78044166

The most Australian man alive.

>>78044066
hey, are you the guy with cousins living on a farm. it's likely you'll be bitten by everything ranging from spiders to the locals

>>78041488
>not "land down under"

pleb

>>78041472
>t. meat eating sea lice

>>78044391
Finns should stay on their containment continent

>>78045035
>
they can't be as bad as Czechs who manage to get killed on the continent very year by eg. going mountaineering wearing flip-flops

>>78045072
Does this happen

>>78044703
No that's me. Hello.

>>78041496
>>78044865
>>78041488
>>78041720
>Just Australian things

>>78045086
yeah it does, ask /balk/ about Czech tourists

>>78045086
yes, mountains are the czechs natural predators

>>78044102
hey we have a brighton beach too
it's mainly tourists too i reckon, or least people not from the area

>>78041767
>However, they have bitten people who accidentally stepped on them in shallow water
>They have many small but sharp teeth and their bite can be severe, even through a wetsuit; having once bitten, they have been known to hang on and can be very difficult to remove.[5]
consider yourself lucky bruce

>>78042514
>>78042430
are they only on the northern coast or are they everywhere

Is Australia actually hell?
When bad people die, do they go to Australia?

>>78047821
everywhere, they're great because you can't see them until you dive under a wave and come up on the other side covered in tentacles wondering why your face is suddenly burning off

>>78047776
It was only small thankfully, big ones can be really bad and they're a surprisingly aggressive shark for being mostly bottom feeders but yeah they're jaws crush things because they eat sea urchins and shelled animals so being bitten would also be like having a hammer hitting you

Australians are training for the incoming nuclear apocalypse.

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Straya thread? Straya thread

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>>78050183

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>>78050384

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>>78050415

Serves Aussies tight for settling in the developer testing zone.

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>>78049051
no, it's all highly exaggerated satire to give us some relevance.

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>>78050183
yes

>>78050637
i wanna serve an aussie tight

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>Live in the city
>Get assaulted by abos and leftists
>Live outside the city
>Get assaulted by anything which lives

A