kill all /brit/s edition
LOVE this picture
BRIT IS SHIT
rate my ex
>>78040811
It's not about sex it's about getting over my fear of women and intimate contact
weinheim
I wonder what a female orgasm feels like.
Is it like, Different feeling than ours? Is hentai accurate?
>>78040847
bags of sand
holy shit
晚安!!
>hiring a hooker to get over your fear of women
>>78040847
I wonder if sex feels better for girls or guys
>>78040871
there is nothing holy about shit.
>>78040877
>>78040847
more intense than ours, lasts longer, and can have multiple in a row. Only problem is that it can be difficult/time consuming to achieve
really makes me think...
>>78040926
pseudoscience
Left or right?
>>78040878
Well girls seem to moan louder. Probably girls
Only Rick & Morty could take a premise as wacky and basic as "Rick turns himself into a pickle" and simultaneously make it an awesome animated action showcase and a clever conduit to explore the characters' relationships and baggage
Wow
>being over the age of 12 and watching animated tv shows
>>78041000
tell it to the weebs
hypothetical question, is it a dumb idea for a wealthy american to go over to eastern/central europe and try to meet a woman to marry?
>>78041000
Hey man. Beavis and butthead is gold
>>78041000
your image is from a animated show, you goon
>not watching animated TV shows
>>78040971
Thats usually fake i thought. Like just a porn thing
What did they mean by this stance?
>>78041019
as long as the wealthy american understands he's being married for his money, then no it's not dumb
>>78041058
he's in charge
>>78041048
>he's never made a girl cum
>>78041062
Would it be prudent to lie and pretend to be of modest means?
Ameri-bros, how do we stop the lecherous Japanese from preying on our innocent youth?
>>78041073
I-I made my ex orgasm, fag. She didn't moan like a porn star pretending to orgasm obviously
There's no way "squirt" isn't just piss
GF "squirted" all over my towel, in twenty minutes it smelled exactly like piss
>>78041084
another nuke
>>78041084
God, I hate the name, Tina.
>>78041084
Hot
>>78041084
Kys
>>78041112
Yes, they have manga about Kissing Your Sister as well. Quite degenerate tbqh.
>squirt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QovRuqmROac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QovRuqmROac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QovRuqmROac
>>78041084
Nuclear carpet
>another nuke
>>78040805
>greenland
nice
Ahh I wanna die
>>78041090
Why?
>>78041093
merely pretending :^)
yaaaaaas
how do we convert our nations fatties into sexy THICC girls
>>78041194
you can't
im pregnant
my gf
>>78041250
thats a penis
I'm an Asian supremacist
>>78041279
based
>>78041261
clearly a puffy vulva
>>78041250
I raffed
>>78041250
i unironically get a boner every time i see the bahamian flag now
gonna swim over from florida and find that baha mama with the big bunda
Well I was born in a small town
And I live in a small town
Probably die in a small town
Oh, those small communities
All my friends are so small town
My parents live in the same small town
My job is so small town
Provides little opportunity
Educated in a small town
Taught the fear of Jesus in a small town
Used to daydream in that small town
No I cannot forget where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me
Yeah, I can be myself here in this small town
And people let me be just what I want to be
Got nothing against a big town
Still hayseed enough to say
Look who's in the big town
But my bed is in a small town
Oh, and that's good enough for me
Well I was born in a small town
And I can breathe in a small town
Gonna die in this small town
And that's probably where they'll bury me
Why did god make me a nigger
/dead/
>>78041503
F ;_;7
>>78041428
Did he give you a BBC?
I don't like being a nigger
>>78041515
so just dont
>>78041094
jesus women are disgusting
>>78041523
But how
>>78041514
No
Wish he'd given me a BAC
>>78041515
the only way to be a nigger is to act like one, just because someones black doesnt automatically make them a nigger
>>78041564
Be like Michael Jackson
niggaboos are pretty fun to hang out with, Tea bee aich
>>78041564
but how are you going to produce black THICC girls that I love so much????
Bros I love my gf so much. Spent today cuddling in a hammock and reading books together. Cooked dinner together, then snuggled on the couch and watched game of thrones. Today was so perfect. I never thought I'd know this feel
>>78041572
But I don't like these nigger features
>>78041589
Ummm wtf black women are disgusting
im going to impregnate hundreds of women
>>78041628
rape is illegal
I want world war 3 to start already so I can fight for my country ad actually do soemthing with my life
>>78041629
i would never
I'm a kiwi
>>78041605
Cool
>>78041605
>>78041624
In that case, you don't belong here, racism is forbidden on/int/ go to /pol/. cunt
I wish you love, /cum/
>>78041605
My wife always wants to do gay shit like this lmao. Its so boring. On sunday my buddy comes over and we watch some FOOTBALL like real men. Can't wait til it starts
>>78041654
wrong
What's /cum/ listening to?
https://youtu.be/6n5R0_yHrWQ
>>78041669
explain
I refuse to believe anyone here is married or dating. This place is for autists only. Normies can fuck off.
>Normies
>>78041673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amhINnExdJE
>>78041673
https://youtu.be/9kLkh9iDXHQ
>>78041685
I am indeed married but I'm 29 fampai.
>>78041721
Get out
>>78041694
You have to go back
wanna play sonic mania already
>>78041731
Cheer up bud, I'm sure you'll find love eventually. Just be patient
>>78041721
Nice. How's the wife?
no work tomorrow
>>78041739
It looks promising but sonic team always has me biting my nails these days. I hate it. Just pls b good
>>78041755
I am serious, LEAVE NOW
>I am serious, LEAVE NOW
>>78041793
that's the joke. that's character he's going for.
don't care
>>78041654
this. house nignogs get out.
>>78041757
Great honestly. Bullied her in the gym today for not being able to keep up withth me. Being married is actually pretty chill so far, she's not too high maintenance. Just have to do a few extra things..
>>78041850
Is she your slave?
>>78041864
Yes.
why? why must the cavernous maw that is leftist cancer, eat away at the very things I seek to find solace from this cancerous world
1. your city
2. do you agree with this?
jacksonville
YES
>>78041850
I hope to have a life one day, too.
>>78041892
>no california
Irrelevant and wrong
>>78041890
Counter-culture. We have only the 50s to blame.
>>78041879
Wtf
>>78041892
obviously CA was disqualified to make it a fair contest
>>78041879
L-lewd
>>78041892
VA Beach
Nah
>>78041890
>>78041908
fucking nerds lmao
>>78041890
Die cis scum
>>78041892
>Va Beach
Whut
>>78041890
jews
>>78041902
>>78041915
don't worry, you guys were included in the study too
>>78041916
>>78041910
Just kidding desu. I'm the slave. Can't bear to see her cry and I know she probably uses this weakness to her advantage.
>>78041897
You will fampai.
>>78041940
I call BS mang. Cali boys are seriously hot
>>78041952
>implying they could reach dc
>>78041967
They can
>tfw was talking to a Californian CHI once and thought he was Filipino
>>78041966
you haven't traveled much then, californians were all at BEST average looking when I went
hottest women I've ever seen were in NYC
>>78041993
Cali women are hot.
>>78041993
Iirc the song goes "california girls" not nyc girls. But to each their own i guess
>Iirc the song goes "california girls" not nyc girls
>the song goes "california girls"
Oh my god you fucking faggot.
>>78042004
California girls are hot too but if you've ever been to downtown manhattan you'll see what I mean
California gurls are unforgettable, sun kissed skin, bikinis on top
>>78042014
>>78042023
>mad
>>78042027
Well I guess I wouldn't know so fair enough. I just like to see girls with less clothing on tbdesu
>>78042040
Well lookie here
Miami is hot as fuck too
>>78042050
>Virginia
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>78042050
>cleveland
Wtf
>>78042059
Cmon senpai there are some hotties around nova for sure. Also virgina tech sloots are pretty nice
Oh man, southern belles btfo.
>>78041951
>You will fampai.
Thanks
>>78042072
Idk man, I've lived here 21 years and haven't seen the hype. I'd honestly take New Jersey girls or something.
>>78042090
The south is a fucking cesspit for women
t. knower
>>78042090
But Columbus has tOSU. How come cleveland is rated good but Columbus aint. Seems like it backwards
>>78042090
Wtf this is clearly driven by racism
>>78042112
All the men here manage to be lanklets but all the women are 200 pounds, I don't get it.
whats with all the snowflakes here offended by the word nigger
>>78042175
kys
FOOFOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>78042200
lys
>>78042229
oh look it's a FUCKING brit
Just remember /cum/ that no one will ever be able to hate you more that you already hate yourself
Anyone ever tried dry shampoo?
>>78042229
we cant all be pasty babies
>>78042265
Isn't that shit harder to get out of your hair?
t. curious baldfag
I wish I could cry
>>78042263
>>78042323
>>78042323
Listening to The Cure my man?
>>78042331
>>78042346
Fuck Br*ts
>>78042090
I actually feel so bad for black women
don't reply to brits
>>78042383
I don't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESZ9_LgmLN0
The Cure's best song desu
>moving to Chicago in a month
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>78042395
What emotion is she trying to convey here?
>>78042356
we can overcome
>>78042404
I've watched those dick wolf shows, automatic gunfire seems to be how people say hello there
RIP you anon
>>78042263
that's good
>>78042406
poser
>>78042441
For the most part, but the shows (especially the cop one) have a strong anti-racism focus. The main sergeant takes bribes, beats up suspects and made the guy who killed his son dig his own grave before executing him, but he saves the real anger for when people try to make race an issue during an investigation.
>>78042457
I came here by mistake because you had /brit/ in the OP, I think I'll stay a while.
>>78042428
come back or else
>>78042427
the area isn't too bad, in fact it's quite an affluent suburb but still the fact remains, just taking a bus or walking in the streets for a commute could be life or death
>>78042494
really?
>>78042487
I love /brit/
stop replying to him
>>78042509
give me something to reply, too, then
>>78042526
do you like chinese women
https://exhentai.org/g/1095160/3a53e888e2/
>>78042506
yea
>>78042532
hi
*gasses all jews*
>>78042544
I'm not giving the link because i don't want to be held responsible for your or any other poster's actions
>>78042602
quest for americans
a lot of blacks(niggers) have appeared in my city/neighborhood recently
how concerned about this should i be?
>>78042641
very much so
>>78042647
what are the worst/best case scenario outcomes?
>>78040827
Rated
>>78042641
be sure to keep your vehicle locked and dont leave valuables lying around
>>78042666
wtf i hate joe rogan now
>>78042661
best case they're normal
worst case they're violent and ruin the neighborhood
>>78042695
It's just too much text. I won't read it.
>>78042686
>best case they're normal
is possible for people with an average iq below 70 to be normal by white people standards?
I accidentally
>>78042705
yea some of them have normal IQs
>>78042705
Yes
Low IQ makes aggression, bad behavior, etc. more likely but it's not inevitable
>>78042717
according to bell curve graphs i saw less than 5% will have an iq on par with the average white
the higher levels of testosterone and psychopathy probably dont help either
just report him
imajun moi shawk
This is convenient, I don't even have to go to /brit/ to experience peak autism.
>>78040842
one day I will find out her address, go to her front door and give her a big wet kiss on the forehead
cum lol
>>78042977
her belly navel must be filthy
prove you're white
>>78043002
i'm not
>>78043015
don't care
prove it anyway
hey :)
What's the most efficient way to trigger Americans? I need to hear autistic screeching.
WILHELM, this is your grandmother; the motherfucking Queen of England. Now listen to me you little cunt, wot wot wots all this eh about you walking up and down these fine folk with your cock out? What did the good doctor say boy about the devils handshake by jove, first you go blind, then your unmentionables go black, ejaculate pure lice and plague, then the whole sordid mess drops right off. Luckily my dear prince Albert though afflicted with this vile and unsumptious condition cannot affect thy queen for my vagina is huge and royal good heavens.
But listen to me you little shit if Benjamin Disraeli mentions once more of your frequent aquaintance with Rosy Palms and her five sisters I, befitting this great nation of fish and chips will throw you in a Black Maria and send you to fucking Australia. Try waxing your moustache with an indigenous spear up your arse you lame-armed little cunt. Ooohhhh good heavens I have gone right red in the face I 'ave, so ashamed I am to have such dissapointement in me life :;( Oh well, off to tottenham courts for a day at the races and a pint of gin eh guv ;)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
dark souls 1 > demon souls > dark soles 2 > dark souls 3
>>78043995
Vietnam
Anything about the Civil War
>>78044548
>>78040827
>that awful trigger discipline
ich wär so gerne millionär dann wär mein konto niemals leer
Just did my exam lads
I'm nervous....
>>78043002
I'm not, but I'll try...
I live in Vermont.
>>78045758
That cartoon with the snake arm guy is the most disorienting thing I've ever seen on tv
>>78043002
so how about that Rick and Morty episode
>>78048473
DUDE IT'S REDDIT OUR WORST ENEMY LMAO
dead general. where is everyone?
>>78049332
in /brit/
>tfw somebody tries to have a conversation with you not 5minutes after you woke up
What doth life
早上好!!!
What's /cum/ doing today!
>>78051904
Work, then going to the eye doctor and possibly going to get batting gloves and to the batting cages after that
how about you?
Why is baltimore allowed to exist?
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
>>78052013
>>78052230
I don't watch TV
>>78051904
It's a holiday so I'm doing nothing
>>78042050
>Queens
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
We aren't even a city anyway
>>78052771
The only really attractive women I've ever seen in boston were in Fenway and in one of the two strip clubs in the entire city.
need the buff canadian apu in a brown leather jacket. asking for a friend.
this is my favorite type of apu.
>>78052953
PLEB tier apu
>>78040971
Girls moan louder during a tennis match too. Might just be a girls thing
>>78053064
haha dumb terrorists
>>78044548
Dark souls 2 is trash
>>78040847
fascinating
>>78052678
What Holliday
wherefore art thou life
>>78053789
Simcoe Day
instead of going to work I decided to work out
>make fabricated lies over the internet about how badass and coolI am
>tfw they actually become true
>mfw I was telling a future truth
Anyone have this happen to them?
>>78042539
i'd warm her thicc pusssy
>>78053943
no, I don't lie
>>78053943
just beat it kid
Anybody ever grip their dick hard to try and not cum but you cum anyway and it shoots into your bladder instead and you end up pissing it out???
>>78054141
ew fuck no
>>78053943
>mfw pleb thinks he is finally a badass
>post story on interwebs to seek confirmation of status
>reaffirms pleb status in doing so
>thinks among actually care
>mfw
>>78054177
>>78054141
Why would you do that?
idea: rent an isolated cabin with no internet access somewhere in Central Ontario for a week in late October and enjoy some time away from the busyness and information overload of modern city life
>>78054313
because I was trying to last a bit longer and a girl told me it would stop me from cumming
>Greenland
>North American
>>78054367
Greenland is in North America, so is the half of Iceland where everyone lives.
>>78054364
Don't listen to women about shit to do with your cock, anon.
niggers scare me buds
>>78054426
no it's not
I know Greenlanders might look like Mexicans/Americans but it's not the same
>>78054468
It very literally is, Muhammad bin Sven.
>>78054506
We discovered it, named it and it belongs to Denmark. You cannot refute this.
>>78054550
Greenland is in the continent of North America, you Somali cock sucking homosexual. None of what you said is relevant in any way to its geographic location.
>>78054596
Continents are a social construct. Geopolitics are more important
Greenland is European.
Why the fuck is it legal for rental car companies to charge an extra $120 a week just because I'm under 25.
At every turn the young White man can't catch a break it seems.
last day in Toronto buds, was pretty cool
>>78054636
Absolutely retarded statement. Following this logic means French Guiana is part of Europe and not South America and thar India, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand only recently stopped being part of Europe. Kill yourself, you anemic AIDS infested sodomite.
>>78053209
not as bad as dsiii tho
>>78054364
women don't even know about their own vaginas
>>78054729
Why are you so angry?
78054775
Because you're flaming 89 IQ faggot.
>>78054802
Greenlanders have nothing in common with you culturaly and it's part of the Danish realm. It's not even connected to the American continent via land
Russia is very close to Alaska and yet they are not considered North American now are they?
kys Ahmed bin Karl.
Russia isn't on the North American continent, you literally retarded cock longer. Greenland is North American. Kys Muslim
>>78054426
>>78054773
I like when girls tell me what to do though
Go on the Swedish Wikipedia page for Nordamerika and look at the map, then kys
>americans defending a European nation is American
Wut
>>78054891
>>78054936
>>78055016
netherland is anglo clay
>angus garten
YAAAAASS QUEEN SLAY
Fantastic argument, you sure proved me wrong. Now go pray to Allah before you're arrested for Islamophobia, then kys.
How can you not realise Greenland is part of Denmark.
Americans are honestly ignorant to geography
Shaq Fu
>>78055084
>>78055102
78055016
It's not in Europe. kys swampkanker.
>reserve uhaul online
>Go in store next day
>Loud nigress complaining about waiting so long to cashier
>Skip line and get keys by shwoig reservation
>Nigress shoots me a dirty look
>Tell her "that's white privilege for you"
>Teleport to uhaul truck and fly away
i ate mcdonalds for breakfest and lunch yesterday, it was disgusting
Think I just shit myself
78055121
French Guiana and the Falklands are also European, then. Kys kanker
>>78040805
bad edition
>>78055177
ayos mio
they never say I have white privilege
>>78055200
French Guiana is part of the EU and it is literally EU law that only European countries can join. So yes.
>>78055203
that's a pretty generous and innocent perspective
the sleeves on my shirts are too tight on my arms now that I've been lifting more
its uncomfortable
Absolutely 89 IQ posts, Maghrebi kanker
my IQ is 94
>american education
holy fuck
>>78055261
the inflammation is only temporary after a workout
I took an IQ test in highschool to test for ADHD and it was 118
its probably much lower now though
>>78055314
they are always too tight though. I haven't really gone cloth shopping in almost 10 years
Kys kanler retard with no knowledge of geography
Greenland is in North America
Bet you think Siberia isn't in Asia, too
Absolutely 4chan tier mentally retarded kanker and Somali. Willing to bet it's the same faggot with a VPN since I doubt two people could be this retarded
https://youtu.be/Qo_FRJ0ye4o
you can't call things 4chan tier on 4chan
>>78040805
wow rude
Ahahaha stupid mericans u so stoopid
not liek us smart yuropeons we smart
>>78055800
What's Ireland doing there?
won three internet arguments today and its only 1 pm
>>78055978
uhhh no sweatie, it's 2pm in nashville :*
>>78056106
>>78056106
>>78056106
neww ^.^
*goes out without telling my parents*
Hmmm yes