Southrons in charge of vidya edition
Fucking CIA niggers
Jefferson was wrong for fucking Sally H-
>>78034720
>When a foreigner calls you a Yank
Wow Turks love turkey so much they named themselves and their country after it. Thanksgiving must be really big over there.
I have never seen a turkey in my life before.
Also rest of the world calls them hindi or something close to that only the *nglo's call it turkey
>>78035087
>I have never seen a turkey in my life
*gobbling intensifies*
>>78035087
Who else North Carolina?
Gunshots here are normal, i hear them every other night or so.
But i think a bomb just fucking went off and now there are car alarms, this isnt that normal
>>78036242
It's radical Christian terrorists.
>>78036242
>live in Muslim shithole
>it has Muslims in it
Shocker
Well it stopped
Cool
>>78035706
me. get flags.
I-is mexico part of our "& Friends"?
They are nice cunt.
>>78037241
once they're part of the Golden Circle they'll be very good friends if you know what I mean
>>78034720
>tfw direct descendant of John Adams
>cant help but recognize jefferson as the superior founding father
>tfw betraying my bloodline for states rights
>>78037241
/cum/ has them. Sorry
>>78036242
inb4 Erdogan blames it on American backed Gulenists
My dad is from the south that make me honorary dixie?
I wish late night was still funny
>>78037354
I like Alaska.
>>78037530
Whenever I catch glimpses of any late night show, almost without exception, they are shitposting about Trump.
>>78037530
>still
>>78037583
It's not even about Trump, they're just shit-tier comedians with zero charisma compared to the people they replaced.
>Jimmy Fallon
>James Corden
>Seth Meyers
>Stephen Colbert without his Colbert Report character
>Trevor Noah
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>78037678
>he didn't watch Letterman and Craig Ferguson
>>78035680
This isn't real, right?
>>78037684
holy shit that's the douchiest picture I've ever seen.
>>78037707
>implying implications
>>78037713
at least one of them (Wilmore) has been cancelled since it was taken
>>78037684
How's CoCo these days? I used to love his shit back on Late Night, but haven't been watching him in years.
Letterman was the pre cursor to the douche liberal late night host.
>>78037583
I think I like Georgia... I think
>>78037738
he seems pretty comfortable on his TBS show despite pretty much being last place in ratings among all the late night shows. He's mostly transitioned to doing YouTube meme stuff because he gets more viewership that way but he still does the best interviews of any of them imo. The only reason why I don't watch him is I think his monologues and skits are pretty weak usually.
>>78037755
Letterman wasn't even that political though
>>78037815
Letterman was incredible political. Leno on the other hand.
>>78037755
wew lad
>>78037734
>>78037738
>>78037781
At least Bill Nye doesn't have a show off of that shitty Debtflix containment center
Who / bonemarrow/?
This game can suck my cock
>>78037907
That thing's more pretentious than the picture of the fucking late night hosts.
>>78037935
getting kicked out or getting your ass kicked?
>>78038052
the latter
evening dixie
>>78038068
lol
>>78038318
>random text
>white and red upside down
This memeflag triggers my autism
Texas >>>> the rest desu
>>78038318
Hello Fake Texas.
What the fuck is going on on /tv/
>>78039441
jesus christ lol
I guess it's because of that faggot who spams party rockers all the time
>>78039441
>>78039542
>scammed
>literally all I wanted was for someone other than Hillary to pick the SC justice
>>78039542
really maeks u dink
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_events_leading_to_the_American_Civil_War
Anyone still awake in Dixie?
>>78042432
Greetings from a superior state
>>78042669
Greetings. What are you doing up so late? No work tomorrow?
>>78042816
I was supposed to be called in on Monday, then on Wednesday, then on Thursday... I guess I'm not getting the job lmao
Right now I'm just dicking around
hello
I knew falling asleep early would be a bad idea.
>>78042980
hi
*messes with Texas*
Appareantly a gas canister exploded last night
The explosion went through tge wall and splinters hit the car making its alarm go off
>>78044694
rude
>>78045191
Was it far away?
/acadiana/
>>78045396
Not really , like 2 streets down.
I can see the house from my window since my entire town is a crater and everyone lives on a hill
Mornin ya'll
>>78048975
mornin bud
>tfw physical at the doctor today
>>78050329
is he gonna put a finger in ur butt
>>78050519
most certainly
>>78035087
its called hindi because originally it came from hindistan (turkish of indi), as in land of hindi's.
as far as i know though. i may be wrong.
>>78050577
why go to a doctor when conway would gladly do it for free
>>78050329
>tfw the doctor touched my balls and spread my ass cheeks
that's the very last time another human being will ever touch my private parts
>>78050581
Yeah thats correct
I believe it was the dutch or the portugese that first gave that name
>>78050577
Tell him to be gentle and call him doctor-senpai.
Dont forget to stare directly into his eyes too.
It will be funny do it
>mac n cheese for breakfast
gonna be GREAT
okay, I am perfectly healthy
including my ass
>>78053256
how long did it take for him to understand your ass is healthy though?
>>78053426
mate, shut up and go take your ass pills
>>78050329
Hope everything is good. I have been fighting some stomach pains for a week now. Went to ER twice had CT done, one without contrast on with contrast and ultrasound of liver, pancreas, gallbladder, kidney, all clean and looking good. Appendix looks good no kidney stones. GP said gastritis. Gotta go back to see him again for a referral to a GI specialist.
>>78053706
Thats not me
>>78054049
I had to have an abdominal ultrasound done a few months ago, but everything was in order.
Were the stomach pains actual pains or nausea?
>>78054470
damn, wasted a good comeback then
>>78054586
They are pains. I have felt them mostly to the right of the navel constantly, but also the general stomach area after I eat a meal wit an icy-hot sensation, only shitting once every other day and nothing too impressive, not diarrhea though. I have also had pain under the right side of the rib cage that also radiated up my back which is the second time I went into the ER and they check my gallbladder out. But there was no wall lining thickening or fluid or stones. Again that is good news but not having an answer other than gastritis is not great either.
>>78050624
Because the doctor isn't likely to ask to be done to
>>78048975
morning lad
>>78052238
kek'd
Azor Jaime
>biscuits and gravy
>>78055950
terrible post
>>78054757
hope it's nothing bad, bud
https://youtu.be/0omc-qMnvIU
Azor "Finger in Her Bum" Euron
>>78056061
ah yes, a southern delicacy
>>78056139
ah yes northern culinary culture
pic related
>>78056061
Same bere. Gotta have faith.
>>78034571
Way down south in the land of traitors
>>78056174
"Ganderpull?” Starbuck asked.
“You don’t have ganderpulls in Boston?” Adam asked.
“No, we have civilization instead. We have things called libraries and churches, schools and colleges..."
Dixiefags on suicide watch.
>>78057569
>ganderpull
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goose_pulling
never heard of that before
>>78057569
lol you ain't got no food fagget
>>78057685
of course the only place where it's done today is Germany
where else
>Talking to friends about civil war generals
>"Who was the best general in the CSA ?"
>"Obviously Lee, because le memes haha"
>"Wow, do you anything about southern generals ? The obvious answer is Stonewall Jackson duh."
>No one once mentions Longstreet
Do any of the people here have friends that know anything about Longstreet ? Because my shitty ass friends don't.
>this league war
>>78060160
>talking about the civil war with friends
recipe for disaster desu
Longstreet was based though
>>78060265
>neutralgal
>>78060316
Save me from this hell
>>78060265
>going more into yurop after conquering constantinople
you are supposed to go east for the trade nodes dum dum
>>78060373
how the fuck did you take all of Hungary
>>78060503
>>78060438
I got a PU over Hungary 20 years into the game
>>78060514
okay, revise that
how the fuck did your Islamic ass manage to get a RM with Hungary
>>78060538
Switched to Coptic for memes and Rome
>>78060570
>that Austria
wew, they never usually expand west once they get the Burgundian inheritance
>>78060637
I think they allied England or Spain or something.
Tried peanuts in coke today
Can I be an americlap now?
>>78061017
That sounds disgusting, so I guess so.
>if only you knew how bad things really were
>>78061073
I heard it was an American tradition, at least in the South
>>78061130
how did you manage to fail with ottos?
>>78061175
it is
you were responding to a Yankee
>>78061175
>Yankee
Wrong, I'm from Louisiana.
>>78061175
You're supposed to put it in cane sugar Coke in a glass bottle
>>78061194
not even my fault desu, I sieged Vienna early on but I fell back once the Russians came. I managed to kill something like 200k troops tho
>>78061250
meant for >>78061205
>>78061268
who are your allies? france is really weak in your game.
>>78061250
>>78061378
France and Spain. Trying to get a PU over France
This war just came at a really bad time
>>78061410
you should wage war against austuria and give back french cores desu. who are austuria's allies?
>>78061380
>>78061017
>>78061073
>>78061175
>>78061205
>mfw when my state produces 42% of peanuts in the US and is the HQ of Coke.
>mfw I have never seen or heard of anyone do this shit ever.
>mfw there's articles about it being a tradition online
>>78061501
young kids do it here too, i heard its done in latin america as well.
So ıts more of a second world thing.
Welcome to the dark side
>>78061501
it's specific to one region of the South but I don't remember which
>>78061453
Poland and England
I'm about to go and finish my wars against the Memeluks
Think I'm going to do Brandenburg or Austria next
>>78061775
I started a Japan run in Victoria II
I think I'm going to stop, because I just westernized and I keep getting the annoying ass liberal agitation events and it just makes me want to kill myself.
>brandenburg
either PLC will wreck you, austria will wreck you or the entirety of europe will coalition you to death
>>78061835
i just started a peru-bolivia confederation game as bolivia.
only 6% of my population is literate
>>78061871
But it will be fun
>>78061913
suit yourself
the german HRE is my least favorite place to play.
I think italy is much more casual and fun
>>78061959
how is Milan?
Ireland would be much more fun if England didn't control Dublin like a bunch of peepeeheads
>>78061983
pretty good
i like florence better though, since you get to form a nation before forming italy.
More of a challenge
just got a bottle of Mexicoke
>>78061959
literally just ally poland, take the teutonic order while giving chlome to poland, then take the teutonic order slowly while calling in poland to create a truce with them. then ally every elector and become the emperor then go full reich on the german opm's (you could also ally muscovy and kick the plc ass and if you're lucky that the plc breaks, war them)
I'm bored, what should I play as in eu4?
>>78063079
form a united Celtic nation with Brittany and then colonise Canada
>>78063079
release wales as england and play as them
>>78063170
I've seen this happen already
>>78063329
I just started and It's impossible to get independent because France allies too many nations at the start
>>78063661
are you trying for france to support your independence?
>>78063964
Yeah, they are only ones that actually willing to but they keep allying too many countries and getting in wars with England's other rivals
>>78064064
maybe try to just keep your independence desire above 50% and then just jump at england while they are fighting in yurop and rush to london?
>>78064108
I'll try
>>78064108
I soon as I went back, England dragged me into a war with France
>>78064212
lel
its now or never faggot, do it
>>78064246
I have to wait until the war is over
>>78064246
Castile just asked to support it and after the war is over I can ask France
>>78064297
oh yea
they never fixed that did they, maybe try to siege snipe cities with 1 dude
the one time i played as northumbria to win my independence was (i was guaranteed from scotland) after englands war with france, all its troops were in calais and i just declared war and destroyed their fleet so they couldnt come back
>>78064371
How did you destroy England's fleet?
>>78064500
day 1, take loans and build heavy ships
pray when the day comes
i didnt destroy it, i just one 1 fight (barely) and they docked their fleet, i blockaded it and the AI never bothered to pull it out
>>78064666
Ok in about 10 years I should be able to go to war because of the truce
>eu4 General
>>78065554
>off by 1
lol
>>78064666
I've declared war on England now
>>78065594
no bully
I might as well give up now
>>78066096
>>78056963
They feed my body to the coons and gators
Look away, look away, look away
Dixieland
>>78060160
>Not longstreet
>Not Forrest
Don't know desu
>>78067947
>>78068119
My chart is better >:)
>>78068205
mine is bigger so it's better
>>78068242
nuh uh
>>78068290
you got me there
>>78068242
>>78068290
It's not about the size of the chart, is how you use it, silly bois
>>78068328
t. chartlet
>>78068328
t. chartlet
>>78039542
>people still make impact font "memes" unironcially
evening /dixie/
who /drunk/
im on my seventh beer
>>78068400
Will probably start hitting em soon
>>78068400
>ywn live in a sweet ass pimpin wine barrel like Diogenes did.
>>78068400
Gettin there
>>78068453
drink with me NOW
>>78068490
>meet alexander the great
>tell him to fuck off
>alexander walks off saying "if i was not alexader i would be diogenes
>fucking faggot was blocking my sunlight
>>78068495
gud boi
>>78068400
what are you drinking
>inb4 bud light
>>78068628
slightly better than that
rolling rock
>>78068574
>In another account of the conversation, Alexander found the philosopher looking attentively at a pile of human bones. Diogenes explained, "I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave."
Truly the chad philosopher.
>>78068719
>4.4% abv
literally shartmartstan tier
drink amsterdam instead
>>78068400
I wish. Had to work on saturday and sunday, my first day off in a while is on wednesday so I'm getting drunk as hell tomorrow
>>78068720
none of his writings survived, but he was such a fuck that the stories of his trolling survived the test of time
what more could a man want
>>78068774
its for drinking large volumes of
which is basically a sport in the US
>>78068851
i work weekends too bud
its awful ;_;
>drinking beer to get drunk
>>78068896
im smoking pot too
>>78068896
>drinking beer to get fat
>>78068927
I'll let it slide, for now.
>>78068927
I don't touch wacky tobaccy
>>78068927
i would like to smoke pot too but unfortuanetly its kind of hard to find a good dealer when you live in the middle of nowhere.
Also it supports terrorists in the east.
I did it twice though, was fun
>>78069142
You're better off without it
>>78069142
Come visit ;;;)))
>>78069204
Im cumming right now bby ;)))))))))))
>>78069246
faget
faget
https://www.quora.com/Is-Turkey-a-secular-or-Islamic-country
oh my fucking god
i bet all these people are amerifats who think turkey is a dangerous country to visit
>>78069549
Please don't cut off my head.
>>78069579
>fax yer madır
>>78069607
Please speak American next time you talk to me.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/fraderike-geerdink-/turkey-secularism_b_9818250.html
>scandanavian
weird how they attack secular nations set as an example for other ME countries to reach while being so apologetic towards ayyrabs and literal commies
I fucking hate yuropoor media
>>78069694
hilo chicano
AAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJ
>>78069703
>From the very first day the AKP won its first elections in 2011
>akp has been in power since 2002, even earlier than that if you count the old prime minister who was pro akp
apparently weed is legal in DC, although I've seen basically no evidence of it
>>78069749
Please I don't speak Kurdish.
>revolt estimated to appear in 833 years
>game only lasts 378 years
Why fucking bother telling me that
>>78069944
so you can think about the consequences your decisions during the game will have on your country's future
10/10 GOTYAY very immersive, braise yohan
Why aren't you playing NV RIGHT NOW?
>>78070345
Because I'm replaying Fallout 1 & 2 silly boi.
>>78069988
WHERE ARE YOU FROM? REVEAL YOURSELF
>>78070410
i think he's from virginia but i'm not 100% on that
>>78070345
did you hear about the weed company that bought Nipton and is going to turn it into a degenerate amusement park?
>>78070410
>>78069988
*holds a gun*
i-im so confused on which one to shoot
>>78070465
you're are self
I wish the AI on vicky 2 would actually conquer the african nations before the scramble of africa.
Because its too easy to conquer all the important port ones to completly monopolize parts of it in the 50 years time you have
>>78068400
decided to buy local richmond beer and i had to explain to the cashier that 1996 is old enough to buy beer
>>78070446
Yeah, fuck Ari*ona, C*l**o**i* and fuck people who make their lives about dude weed lmao
>>78070546
trump needs to set the DEA loose like he did with ICE
i dont even care if weed is legal i just want those states punished
>>78070516
They do, though. It's rather slow but they do take over African nations.
>>78070627
im currently playing HPM
they basically jump on any african nation and annex them right away at 1880-1890 when you can outright annex them for 5 infamy.
But before that, for the 40 years you have, no one conquers anything of note.
Maybe spain will conquer loango and someone else will conquer northern congo and england will go after southern african tribes but thats it, many other state's left untouched.
Its just too easy to conquer most of africa before anyone gets there as a no-name nation
I mean i wish for alot of things in vicky 2.
Like a complete overhaul on capitalist AI, or how secondary powers should be able to invest in other countries
>tfw my ban is up
Remember to pay homage to the white man.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502068443197.webm
>>78071067
this video is fucking scary
its like staring at the black lying heart of a leftist
>>78071126
Hate is wack, dude
>>78071300
oh wait it was satire.
Legit thought it was real after watching this very real video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vVV8hRTxgE
Pic is an Austria-Hungary soldier, just thought I would post it because I'm bored.
Currently pretending to be from New England on another website.
>>78071344
We lost 661000 of 'em
Thought you would be interested
>>78071344
looks like a turk
http://www.strawpoll.me/13653525
>>78071547
looks like any one of the bajillion different ethnicities that austria-hungary had.
>>78071547
That's because of the dirt from the trenches, look closely and you'll see the contrast of color once you get around the eye to cheek region.
>>78071561
>no Nixon option
>>78070410
I'll tell you if you make me an admin in the Steam group
>>78071632
this tbqh
>>78071561
Reagan was a better president.
And he wasn't catholic so thats another plus
Why does it seem like the pale Mexicans are always worse than the brown ones? The brown ones just drive around in pickups and mow people's lawns, but the worst cholo gangbanger types are always the whiter ones.
>>78071632
>>78071676
Boomers don't like Nixon.
>>78071778
no one should like Nixon but he was still a great president
>>78071343
me @9:20
>>78071891
i like nixon
>>78072073
But you're also no one
Im going to bed now y'all.
G'night and stuff
Rhodesians never die
>>78072073
You just ruined Nixon for me.
They didn't even draw weird his nose.
>>78072212
EXCELLENT post
g'night bud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKNjrMgUQ_M
i wish i couldnt talk english, maybe i would have ended up as a normie then instead of playing mmo's growing up.
Besides normies tend to be too uncultured and dumb to become bilingual
uhh, aren't they supposed to leave the coalition after they drop below 50
>>78072490
REMOVE
>>78072490
reload the game, sometimes that'll do it
I also hope you've been improving relations with all of them
All I wanted to do was keep Shadow Kingdom from firing, is that too much to ask
France pls
>>78072654
Did the French kill you yet?
And did you get your PU with Bohemia at the start?
>>78072990
They're still in the coalition at 20 AE even though everyone else is dropping out at 45
And I didn't get the PU over Bohemia for some reason
>>78073137
it's not an event, you're supposed to RM them at the start when they have their interregnum, they turn into a Habsburg, and you claim their throne and attack them
Ally Castile if you can, too, they get an event that puts a Habsburg on their throne for you
>>78073233
my bad lel
I just married and allied 5 of the electors and then got a PU over Hungary
>France fired the coalition war at 12 AE
fucking frog niggers
Anyone from Tennessee? Knoxville here
>>78073421
same city, yeah
feels good
>dick
>see
>>78073642
Amazing post my friend.
>>78073642
astute observation, friend
>>78073421
I lived in Franklin for most of my life, but I went to UTK for a year
I live in Arkansas now, though
it's nice here, but I do miss muh hills
>tfw looking up powered paragliding
>too many hills and forests to take off from my yard
Won and got 500 ducats and war reparations out of it
France n friends btfo for all time
https://www.infowars.com/not-being-stupid-is-cognitive-privilege-now/
Really starting to thing that Harrison Bergeron was prophecy instead of satire
>>78034571
Greetings from New England
>>78070345
I bought an expensive shit laptop that can't run it
I'm sick of the South I wanna go back to the city!
>>78074971
>Southern US & Friends
>& Friends
>& Friends
>>78074997
You aren't friendly
>>78074997
the friend list I filed with the agency lists Turkey, South Dakota, Britain, Alaska, and none of you
>>78075018
That's what you think.
>>78075039
>Samuel Hydewitz, Abolitionist Jew from New England
>>78075032
BANE?
powerful x
>>78075279
Maybe you shouldn't live in such an overpriced shithole
>>78075303
never mind that its actually a shitload of food and that if you buy in bulk you could probably get twice as much
>>78075063
You can't hide from Hyde
>>78075346
I don't get why she has so much meme superfood shit there. I guarantee that the people using SNAP are buying chips and cokes with it
>>78075376
https://youtu.be/n_4UFMp19tE
American bois are for...
>>78075419
/balt/
I want /dixie/ victoria 2 hpm mp
>>78075401
>mfw this video inadvertently destroys Jordan Peterson's reputation
>>78074669
as with a lot of postmodern satirical literature you can choose to look at it without irony and it becomes actually good rather than tiresome and overdone
>>78075503
I haven't heard of it and by the looks of it I don't want to watch it
I like him a whole lot I really do but he can get cringey a fuck sometimes
>>78075585
I meant the "cocaine" video ruins his reputation. That was just my face when.
>>78075677
>channel sorting myself out
who is that faggot anyway, I see his videos everywhere, what does he even do
>>78075702
He sorts himself out
>>78075702
He's a professor who does self-help videos and makes videos where he argues against SJWs
>>78075917
the "sorting myself out" channel is also a professor?
>>78076002
I thought you were talking about Peterson. I'll stop posting now.
>>78075401
>>78075503
>>78075585
>>78075677
>>78075702
>>78075720
>>78075917
>>78076002
>>78076054
>>78076116
/dixie/ is a bit slow perhaps
abortion is murder
>>78075684
wrong
america is gay LOL
>>78076706
LOL
>>78076706
haha
banter
>>78075455
Like the Turk said, idk if V2 can even handle it.
>>78076766
>>78076884
fuck off NERDS
>>78076896
/gsg/ has mp sessions with hpm all the time though.
>>78077365
>>78077365
>>78077365
Less shit new
@78077368
>>78077543
Good post.
Real dixie hours
the south will rise again
>>78079452
Fuck off
autistic thread
>>78079479
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo