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... eating bland today ....

k-on

going to play habbo with the gf

>>78031215
me on the right

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sophie

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*entering thread today*

lads
gay lads

are PJW has 1 million subscribers

good lad

>>78031271
i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.

anyone else?

despacito

>>78029901

>>78029901

>>78029901


can three lads please post so we can get 311

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*enters the thread*

:)

>>78031299
that's actually really impressive good for a proto-rorke channel

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Today's fit

>>78031257
grim

>>78031338
alex jones has 2,000,000

>>78031359
yeah but he's been an internet meme forever

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*enters the thread*

>>78031387
Alri Age of Shitlords admin

>>78031387
haha yes roastie btfo!

*Is a Lefty*
*Acts really camp*
Oooh!~ Those rorkes are an awfully nasty bunch! Think I ought to scratch their eyes out if I were to ever met one.
*Prances about*
*Gets pozzed*

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ANY OF YOU FUCKS IN LONDON WANT A DRINK

waterloo

Kik chazzle.dazzle

Girls get preference duh

Sargon is seething at Woes because Woes criticised the skeptics

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1,2,4,3

have been wondering why I've generally been catching more glances from girls especially in the gym, it's because I've been losing weight and am more vascular now.
always thought cutting making normals think you're bigger was a meme, maybe it's not after all

>>78031423
haha yeah those lefties what are they like
insightful post, please do more like it

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>>78031440

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ahh yes leftypol

>>78031215
Chavs and I

did everyone die in the last thread or something

sad that I don't have a gf
even sadder that there's a girl out there thinking the same and we'll probably never meet

>>78031424
That's Paris tho mate

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>toil upon first light

is that little frog still here? got two sets of knuckles i need to break in, the mr and mrs as i call them

>UK MCs aren't the best in the worl-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH9il1MY6w4

>>78031446
you literally are all the same though
special little snowflake x

>>78031462
not real socialism

real socialism has never been tried

if i were socialist dictator it would work though

>>78031471
>there's a girl out there thinking the same
L O L, for 10 whole minutes yes

>>78031440
Would urinate on all of them

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hate him

>>78031462
good post

venezuela is a disaster of rorke socialist planning

>>78031462
be socialist
get sanctioned

>>78031481
yes

>>78031440
4 is a babe.

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>>78031462
Tens of thousands in the streets in Venezuela showing support for their government against the violent US-backed right-wing opposition.

>>78031527
di was a race-mixing whore making an utter mockery of the family
glad Liz had her assassinated

danish poster would be decent if he didn't have to constantly spew his cohen opinions everywhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE3j_RHkqJc
do a little watch of this and take a more positive attitude in your life, anon
it's better for us all

>>78031440
2,4,1,3

not even debatable

>>78031563
there's one danish poster whom I like very much but I can never tell if it's the right one

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>>78031499

no

why do rorkes oppose hugo chavez and maduro when they're literally rorke incarnate ?

>>78031561
fuck off camilla your roastie whore

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a lot of people prefer the original version of this one (i draw ugly pictures of people next to political text)

but i personally feel the second incarnation of this meme is better. because there is something stupid about trying to refute arguments that no one has actually made.

Gonna get stoned and do a wank in a bit

>>78031560
*kills someone for toilet paper*

viva le revo poo cion!

>>78031586
>muh views are very rational and informed and the other side is just crazy ideologues
fuck off leftypol

>>78031462
>thinking incompetent proto-favelamonkeys can do anything correctly
european socialism would still be a crapshoot but it'd immediately be more effective than whatever they've got going on

Lads how do I be honest with myself? Example of my delusions:
>Oblivion was my first Elder Scrolls game
>love it
>never played Morrowind
>get butthurt whenever /v/ would say it's the best and Oblivion is shit
>eventually get around to Morrowind
>realise I was being a silly babby and they were correct

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsVC0nnL2ns

this one is more of a comment on the issue, that ones closer to a parody

got a meeting with the 'countant tomorrow, wish me luck lads

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really makes you think

>political ideologies fail in shitholes with 3rd world people

Wow who wouldve thunk it sherlok

where do I go to meet Eastern yuro girls? The ones I've met while out and about have been very sweet and very cute

>>78031618
ah yes guess i won't be sleeping for a while

>>78031652
eastern europe

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>>78031446
always assumed that the horseshoe theory referred to the methods in which the far left and the far right used when in power (death camps, ethnic cleansing etc) rather than their beliefs

>>78031635
why do lefties criticise rorkes of being conspiracy theorists then go and make up their own

>>78031652
eastern europe

>>78031652
the east of europe

>>78031684
because rorkes and lefties are the same

ITS BEEN A LONG ROAD

doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IFzTDLHuCU

>>78031670
>>78031686
reddit

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yes or no

>>78031669
>>78031670
>>78031683
>>78031684
>>78031686
>>78031700
mumble mumble

>>78031670
>>78031686

here in the uk you comedians, there's plenty of them over here I just don't know where to find them

>>78031598
camilla did nothing wrong

>>78031684
>why do lefties criticise rorkes of being conspiracy theorists
these sort of sweeping statements just make you look like a mong

>>78031639
*picks a random african country out of a hat*
I wonder what political ideology we'll be proving wrong today!

>>78031635
2 quotes, one of which doesn't even reference venezuela, aren't sufficient proof to prove your conspiracy theory

>>78031724
london prolly

communism in the western world would probably work if carefully and slowly implemented

>>78031718
cringe

>>78031718
>sizing up to 5XL
is this normal?
also yes, cop it

Think I shall cook up some soup tomorrow lads

*installs communism in a western european country*
*its successful *

WTF WHY DID THIS HAPPEN ? ??!??!!!!!!!!!..!!!!!!!! FACKing rorkes ! qx

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>lefties
>rorke
>lefties
>rorke

really giving me a headache. people's political views are of so little consequence why you guys go ape shit over it, when in actual fact you only get one chance every 4 years to do anything about those views you hold (and evne then you're constrained by political parties that dedicatedly don't represent the particular ideology you've formulated or decided to follow).

talk about wageys and neets or something relevant instead.

>>78031635
>when something goes wrong in socialist shitholes, it's ALWAYS the USA's fault

hilarious paranoia

hate it when i talk to someone over text then slip something i shouldnt have said in a text and the other person stops responding

the name's pickle rick

>>78031740
getting triggered by casual generalisations is the sign of autism, friendo

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>>78031718
>5XL
ahh yes, america

all rorkes are conspiracy theorists and i can prove it mathematically

>>78031718
>5xl
>so many xs they resort to numbering

ah yes the united sharts

>>78031617
wow you actually let /v/ talk you into thinking morrowind was good

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yes or no

north korea gets away with all sorts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Air_Flight_858

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rangoon_bombing

German hip hop lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahwc-ouFeTQ

https://www.google.it/amp/www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-model-italy-kidnap-milan-auction-dark-web-a7878666.html%3famp

Hmm...

>>78031786
>the most powerful country in the world is openly undermining venezuela
>lol why are you blaming the USA it's not their fault

>>78031742
interesting idea, but you would be btfo by botswana
incredibly politically stable representative democracy, very peaceful place but still poor for virtue of being mostly desert and african

>>78031683
bit of both really

lefties often espouse very xenophobic views without realising it (anti-wealth, muh protect the workers from unfair competition, anti-gentrification, all that nonsense about cultural appropriation)

and in power they tend to act almost the same (repression, antidemocratic, disastrous economic policy, corruption and cronyism, etc)

>>78031473
Berlin lad, it's the Berlin garrison of the BAOR, hence the urban camo which is sexy as FUCK.

>>78031849
>life expectancy of 48
>half the population has AIDs
>people get kidnapped for witch doctor shit

>>78031849
lets hope i don't pull botswana out then!

danelad on full force tonight
runts are SCREECHING

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>incredibly politically stable representative democracy, very peaceful place but still poor for virtue of being mostly desert and african

>>78031844
it's not the US' fault venezuelans don't have milk or toilet paper, that's 100% self-inflicted

>>78031770
why

>>78031817
ye

surprised the jew in paris and the jew in copenhagen haven't sucked eachother off yet

>alien world in sci fi show
>it's either rural LA or rural british columbia

hmm

enjoy danelads views, just feel he's a bit indoctrinated by his economics degree

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I'm so cold all the time /brit/

>>78031718
not for 345 yankmoney

>>78031876
as i said, it's still poor and african, so it's bound to be shit but is still a beacon of hope for d*mocracy
>>78031880
should hope not lad

>>78031912
the french isn't jewish hes just very fat and hairy and I suspect youre being anti-semitic here

any yanks online?

>>78031876
sounds like a real party

botswana isn't actually that bad

>>78031900
"if you do x, I will punch you"
*does x*
THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR GETTING PUNCHED I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT

>>78031940
>hes just very fat and hairy
that's the poltard from southern france

>>78031940
the fat and hairy lad isnt from paris hes from south west france

love capitalism
hate marxism

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>jooz jooz jooz

Deal with it jealous rorke

>>78031983
FOY

>>78031983
that's all there is to it really
no point learning about economics

going to take a late shower, when I come back this ''''''''''''''''''''''''''discussion'''''''''''''''''''''''''' best be nipped in the bud

>>78031996
actually this

>>78031956
"if you put in price controls and expropriate factories, there won't be goods on your shelves"
*puts in price controls and expropriates factories*
OH WELL BETTER BLAME AMERICA

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>tfw jewish rorke

>>78031983
ok sweetie xx

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>CIA CIA CIA

deal with it lefties

>>78032018
literally the only one in the world, since Bobby Fischer is dead now

>>78032043
they call kuffar!

should i buy the fucking jacket or not jesus christ

group of girls at a party were mirin my arms earlier, can't cope with compliments so I just ignored them and probably missed out on a chance of getting laid haha, guess I'll be a virgin a bit longer

>>78032051
>what is Likud

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Deep down inside, rorke wishes he was born Jewish. He screams at night knowing he lost out on the life lottery. He unleashes his insecurities on an online anime website.

The confrontation attracts a large crowd to the dawa stand...

>>78032074
buy something cheaper

>>78032074
That's your choice to make you utter bender

anywhere on the planet is now totally liveable and safe, and you can move there
where do you go?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP_Pv2Xc3lQ

the goal wife

>>78031461
Me in the hat

11.22.63 looks peng might watch it

>>78032074
looked like they didn't do 6xl sweaty guess your out of luck x

>>78032108
brasil or colombia

>>78032108
your mum's house x

>>78032088
i don't wish i was jewish i wish white people acted like jews

girl looked at me when I crossed a street, ignored her though, probably missed out on a chance of getting laid, haha silly virgin me

How many steps do any DNM lads bother taking when you're doing a cheeky exchange?
different person asking for a different friend

>>78032088

Literally nobody on earth wishes they were born jewish

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>>78032134
They used to

>>78032108
afghanistan so i can smoke opium all day

i am jewish

>>78032144
>probably missed out on a chance of getting laid
the virgin interpretation

how many pints would you usually go through in three hours on a night out?

>tfw jewish
>tfw have a jewish gf
we're going to make little jew babies once we get married

>>78032122
interesting choices
>>78032128
enjoy cape town lad

mght cry tonite

>>78032175
everyone knows about the pint/30 mins ratio

gay cunt

sargon is a poor man's ricky gervais

>>78032192
whats wrong

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>>78032108

Swiss Alps

any pintman in?

>>78032144
you joke but there are 'tisms out there who honestly have this mindset

>>78032212
whats right

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fucking 5xl

>>78032230
you have potatos

>>78032108
Hawaii, and hopefully yoru magic spell also applies to the shark in those 10ft waves

>>78032213
good choice

>>78032230
breathing and living

>>78031289
where is this pub/working mans club? looks cosy

>>78032237
cute
you have fantastic taste ryan

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lads

offended a german at dinner and the missus is upset, what do? I reckon kill the kraut and the kraut sympathiser

>>78032265
toil approaching? good thing i'm unemployed :^)

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who /AMWF/ here

>>78032288
dagpenge?

>>78032284
Do it! but how?!!

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>>78032282

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>>78032108
Right where I am

>>78032108
Anywhere around the Mediterranean sea.

>>78032288
work at 1pm tomorrow
but I might be forced out of my job bc I can't get enough hours any more

tfw no british gf

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british penglumbia

>>78032330
i've got one haha

>>78032284
Send a very polite and cosiderate handwritten apology letter.
It's the right thing to do

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Peng set of estates in London. Nothing wrong with modernism

whats ur fav emojI? upside down smiling for me

considering a job in a quarry near me lads
would you cop this job or not?

>>78032326
same. im only doing 28-33 hours per week

oof

>>78032355
the one with a little tear but he's smiling awkwardly

>>78032355
the really makes u think one

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>>78032350
which is this?

there's some really nice ones hidden away

>>78032347
how can i get one

>>78032349
I'm close enough to do a horrifying beeriod on a roundabout in lausanne

cut your tongue

>>78032363
zero hours? i'm contracted 12 which was great whilst studying but isn't nearly enough for how much money I need

>>78032361
dont know anything about it la

>>78032255
not a fan

>>78032361
sounds like a quick way to rek your lungs

my grandad worked down the pits
so did his dad though he was killed at work before my grandad was born

>>78032396
stop being an argie

>>78032393
Think its the one inHampstead. There are more throughout North London, think they're decent

having leftover pasta

>>78032393
runt shack

>>78032412
>>78032405
>>78032413
shan't be copping then

>>78032393
catherine tate grew up on that estate

Really drunk and really depressed

>>78032350
10/10 would enjoy watching cyclists fall over

>>78032393
there's a shabbier one near john st in brighton

>damp spot on the ceiling
ceiling might crash down and kill me haha x

really weird when they powerwash Victorian buildings and they look like weird Poundbury-type newbuilds

eating a shit yank sweet that's branded sour but just tastes like bubblegum

>>78032454
me all the time lol

Going to ask the dunces at work if they know what the Rosetta Stone is

i work with women who have never heard of karl marx and don't know what hiroshima is

>>78032454
um
how much u had?

>>78032454
>tfw want to be drunk but on antivirals and can't be

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>>78032474
a lot of those houses were yellow when first built

>>78032393
This was a property you could buy in Vice City :O :O

>>78032393
peng estate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRWjN1Sqh94

>>78032503
that yellow brick is so peng

>>78031549
bend over and pull your trucks down

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>I'm close enough to do a horrifying beeriod on a roundabout in lausanne

>cut your tongue

am I bovvahed

>Georgian houses
Ah yes
*bends over*

Yes mr landlord please shove those maintenance and repair fees in my arse thank you

business idea: councils should build more houses

watching cracked videos

trying to wash the racism and misogyny and homophobia and antisemitism out of my brain implanted by this foul website

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE

this communism ideology might not be so bad after all lads

>>78032551
bad idea

council housing is part of the reason why Britain fell

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>>78032454
me

so many music videos filmed in that estate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KFdsS_nQfQ

>>78032430
i've already done that

>>78032488
Full vod bottle and saw a girl I had a thing with and how obviously she didn't care about me anymore

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love terraced houses

>>78032585
no it isn't

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*doubts your faith*

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>>78032108
china
just look at this fucking paradise

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>this communism ideology might not be so bad after all lads

>>78032604
jus b urself :) x

>>78032619
KUFFAR BRUV KUFFAR INNIT

>>78032627
thanks x :)

>>78032547
yeah barratt new builds all the way

>>78032304
ja

>>78032677
hvor længe?

*builds 1.6m houses on the green belt*
*fixes the housing problem*

wasn't so hard now was it lol xxx

>>78032697
PAKIS AND NIGGERS JUST SEND EM BACK MUH GREEN BELTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXIO7HcdX8
WHAT BRUV YOU'RE PROBABLY SHIA INNIT
ALL KUFFAR WHAT BRUV WHAT DO SOMETHING INNIT

>>78032621
eastern china is a paradise

>>78032625
hat me all you want, chairman mao revolutionized china

Who could do anything about it? What?

>>78032734
bizarro foy

>>78032734
>revolutionized
ruined*

>>78032618
yes it is you fucking scrote

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>>78032619

>>78032693
Et halvt år. Jeg er cand.jur men har ingen motivation til at finde et arbejde

free ribena

nearly finished CNN's cold war
need a new series of 50min - 1hr documentaries to watch at the gym

>>78032769
turbororkes please
>>>/america/

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVgiZGz1Mz8

oh god the danes are going at it again

HURBA DURBA BJORGEN SCHMORGAN JA?

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>>78032728
shall i add captions or are the auto ones funny enough

>>78032734
that park is in northern sichuan, pretty much as deep into the country as you can get
here's another

>>78032734
>chairman mao revolutionized china
destroyed Chinese culture and millions of deaths occurred because of him but aite

speed has gone from 5mbps to 25mbps
still want my 50

>housing problem

you mean where lots of old people are refusing to move out of their medium sized homes into more suitable smaller accommodation

>>78032788
go on. i'm quite thirsty

>>78032769
selling off council housing is literally why housing is so expensive

affordable government housing is good for the population you dumb rorke

>>78032728
Ahhh yes, the fabled white Londoner... very impressive...

>>78032800
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098769/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3400010/

>>78032693
how long
>>78032785
a half year. i am something. i am something motivation to find a something

WTF I SPEAK some DANISH??? i had no idea

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Just ordered 'Mere Christianity' by C.S. Lewis lads.

business idea: start me own pvt tech startup. have a strict merit based no nonsense anti feminist anti sjw hiring and workplace policy. flagrantly publicize said policies and lambast any other stance, publicly. watch sjws cry and burn

make it happen la

>>78032785
bagsiden af et gratis uddannelsessystem

a-kassen ånder dig vel i nakken?

>>78032851
Council housing creates horrible scummy people

t. lived on council estates my entire life

>>78032750
>>78032762
>>78032818
>le famine

NOT the fault of communism or mao, prove me wrong, bet you can't

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Lads, I've tried being straight with this woman and she keeps messing me about. I decided that I had enough after pic related and wanted to fuck with her a little bit by not giving her le blue ticks on the messages she sent a week ago. I could see them via the notification bar when they came through but they don't give read receipts.

We met via a shared interest and have done shit like picnics, hikes, movies at her place, countless coffee meets. Not fussed about having a proper relationship but it looked like it might have naturally developed in that direction. Regardless, I just liked being around her because we did qt activities and there was no pressure. A lot of our spare time was dedicated to each other.

She had a horrendous habit of being late for meetings (between 30-60 mins) and also abruptly stopping and starting conversations on WhatsApp. I didn't like that but excused it somewhat as just her being absent minded (she is always apologetic about being late etc). She's also a very sweet person and isn't into modern trendy shit like leftist politics or meme shows on TV, clubbing etc. I gave her the benefit of the doubt. But I also decided I didn't want to be a doormat.

I thought that by not giving read receipts when normally I view messages and reply near instantly, she might squirm a little. Maybe send an apology and arrange for a meet. Change her ways after a bit of her own medicine.

Obviously not.

Hopefully she's checking my messages to see when they get the blue ticks. I'm doubtful, but if she does notice I'm hoping she will respond with something. There's no way I'm sending any other desperate messages.

Stuff like this really cements my distrust of women. Even the ones you think are different turn out to be the same fundamentally. It makes me sick.

>1 slice of lemon
>pour over sparkling water

name a more refreshing drink

>>78032818
*does a two-footed great leap forwards right into your tecticles*

>>78032874
something something system
something something

ok never mind i dont speak danish

chair was tilted back more than I thought and I managed to fall over whilst sitting down

>>78032853
i should say they need to be on youtube but I will put the civil war one on my to-watch list for other times, thank you

knuckleheads

>>78032881
no it houses them just like private rent except on a more permanent basis

>>78032874
Lidt. Jeg finder mig nok et arbejde på et tidspunkt, men det er kun for at overleve/tjene penge til det jeg rent faktisk vil.

>>78032906
the virgin ramblings

>>78032943
the absolute fucking STATE of this language, can't believe we have to share a continent with these people

what's the virgin sex position?

>>78032881
>Council housing creates horrible scummy people
no it doesn't
the scummy people create themselves

most council estates are going to be populated by the descendants of slum residents (who were largely irish immigrants/lower classes)
it's no wonder that they're all scum

who you callin pinhead

>>78032521
>peng
see this used frequently

define

>>78032943
good luck

hvorfor læste du jura hvis det ikke er det du vil?

>>78032906
The Virgin Post

>>78032906
grey ticks can do your head in

one of my mates blocked me for a week and stopped speaking to me because i didnt reply in less than 4 hrs

>>78032974
Viennese Oyster

>>78032874
>>78032943
'ate forners

>>78032974
the willy in hand

>>78032907
water

good game of the ol' alterac valley

>>78032895
I was talking about him purposely destroying the culture and heritage of china while executing all the intellectuals, leaving us with the actual shitpile that is modern china and its people

>>78032906
drop her immediately
have experienced the same issue and it's not worth the fuss
if you listen to advice on this turkmenistani elephant-rearing forum now is probably the best time to do so

>>78032970
you should see finnish

>>78032906

the virgin diatribe

>>78032974
missionary

>>78032995
Fölte at det var en god idé at få en eller anden form for uddannelse. Min "drömmeprofession" kræver alligevel ingen uddannelse.

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>>78032812
and the huangshan mountain range much further to the east (Anhui)

>>78032906
Is the mind-games aspect of read/not and 'last online' despite being able to see messages a deliberate feature of whatssap? Shit's fucked desu, encourages passive aggressive interaction even with your pals. Same with goybook.

>>78033098
umm sweety you can stop talking in your subhuman gibberish any time now xxx

any sexual position other than missionary, doggy, cowgirl or prone bone is autistic.

Love doesn't exist

Islam explicitly preaches hatred and war.
>“There has already been for you an excellent example in Abraham and those with him, when they said to their people, ‘Indeed, we are disassociated from you and from whatever you worship other than Allah. We have rejected you, and there has arisen, between us and you, enmity and hatred forever until you believe in Allah alone’” (Al-Mumtahanah 4)
>“And fight them until there is no fitnah [paganism] and [until] the religion, all of it, is for Allah” (Al-Baqarah 193)
>“Be not weary and faint-hearted, crying for peace, when ye should be uppermost (Shakir: “have the upper hand”) for Allah is with you.” (Quran 47:35)

Islam rewards active participation in violent jihad.
>“Not equal are those believers who sit (at home) and receive no hurt, and those who strive and fight in the cause of Allah with their goods and their persons. Allah hath granted a grade higher to those who strive and fight with their goods and persons than to those who sit (at home). Unto all (in Faith) Hath Allah promised good: But those who strive and fight Hath He distinguished above those who sit (at home) by a special reward.” (Quran 4:95)
>“Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not.” (Quran 2:216)

Islam explicitly rejects secularism and a separation of religion and state.
>“Legislation is not but for Allah” (Yusuf 40)
>“And fight with them until there is no more fitna (disorder, unbelief) and religion should be only for Allah” (Quran 8:39)

>>78033129
the virgin consensus

Ah yes council estates

>the loud jamaican guy playing music at 140dB from 9am to 3am
>the one drug dealer who has a weed farm in his attic and will get his friends to slice you up if you snitch
>the cunts who zip around on dirt bikes
>trashy people who leave their windows fully open and have trashy loud conversations on the phone
>litter and waste everywhere
>daily screaming and arguments heard through walls

>would you be okay to meet this afternoon around one

who the fuck texts like this?

nu-thread when

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>Love doesn't exist

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>>78033140

>>78033160
what do you mean?

>>78033160
the virgin texter

>>78033160
virgins

>>78032970
what's wrong with it

>>78033160
normal people?

>>78033154
why on earth would you snitch you friggin 4 eyes runt

>>78033201
fuck off yank

>>78033201
fuck off yank

So fucking lonely