What do you love the most about France?

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Gainsbourg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL82fWvjMZQ

the alps

>>78030588
why is france so fucking weak?

>>78030588
Henri IV. He was the last true king of France.

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>>78030588
The africans

French people have done a good job letting their whole country get BLACKED

its far far away

Yelle, Bordeaux, Francafrique, the balcony in Montreal, Gaullism, the résistance

Good for slinging arrows into

Their surrender habits

>>78030588
I hate it.
It use to be a wonderfull country and now lefties ruined it by puting dumb shitskins everywhere.

>>78030588

The language, and the waffles


>>78030720
>he literaly spent hours making this picture

Pathetic kek

>>78030588
The country in itself, his history before 1789, architecture, food
and around 10% of its current population

>>78031607
Also this

>>78030588
Bordeaux wine
Camembert

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>>78030588
it's so romat...

>>78030588
stealing your women

>>78030588
desu the memes. like the whole conflicted french philosopher guy who smokes cigs all night and writes.

>>78031960
Waffles are a belgium thing dumbo you guys have crêpes

>>78030708
KYS
>>78030588
All except French people

>>78030588
Surrendering, sub-Saharan Africans and Islam.

>>78032453
C'est pas le métro, c'est le RER.

>>78033082

>While the Middle Dutch wafele is first attested to at the end of the 13th century, it is preceded by the French walfre in 1185
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle

>>78030588
all the things they stole from Belgium

vacance

Chocolatines

>>78030588
the car factories that they put here are really nice

>>78030588
The sea, oh the sea, long may it stay between France and me

>>78034436
this

>>78030719
he's a protestant that convert to catholicism, then he restored peace in France, but except that he's not a great king, the best is Louis XIV objectively, but my favorite king is Philippe Auguste

>>78030588
i have literally nothing good to say about France. I laugh when a terrorist attack happens there

>>78034051
Not surprising that a leaf would love all of those things

>>78030588
Their Underground Rapists

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>>78030588
History. Thanks best ally. Fuck the English.

>>78030588
They like anime. And the basque.

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>>78030588

>>78040720
does it even have some battle experience apart from groundpounding helpless arabs

The train to Amsterdam.

>>78040745
No but neither do most Russian planes.

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women talking in french accents is the sexiest thing on the planet

>>78040943
but i didn't speak about russian planes

>>78030588
You make me feel better about my county.

>>78030588
What it used to stand for. France died with De Gaulle, now it's just a corpse of what it once was.

The fact that their women love us

>>78040957
I can tell you never been close to a French woman in your life if you think French is sexy.

>>78034737
This guy gets it

It's scenery and natural beauty. Get rid of all the people and then you would have a great country.

I went to Paris and it was quite nice, yeah there are MANY blacks and a lot of Arabs but there were many whites too. Although I saw more black people there in one day than in a decade in the UAE. Gare de l'Est area was kind of a ghetto but I didn't really feel unsafe like in London. Are stabbings/shootings/acid attacks common in Paris? People seemed integrated, saw black girls walking with baguettes

>>78030725
Oh, the same about Bahamas.

>>78034010
a bit rude

>>78034851
I want to destroy Britain now

>>78042038
Is it even possible?

>>78042190
No, since it's pain au chocolat

>>78043060
>Gare de l'Est area was kind of a ghetto but I didn't really feel unsafe like in London

The areas around those big train stations get a bit wild late at night but the real ghettos in Paris are far away from the places where tourists would be. They seem to do a good job of segregating those people, while in London it seems like there are pockets of poverty and crime located all through the city, it seems easier to accidentally wander in an area where you can get stabbed.

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>>78043091

Destroy my bp senpai

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French girl

Their broken Italian paw dialect they insist calling a language is hilarious. Specially their speech impaired R:
>non pa[insert throat sound]lo italiano! pa[throat sound again]lo f[throat sound]ancesi!

>>78030588
My cousins live there and their family too :-)

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>>78043327
No

This is pervert...and gay!

>>78043431
French is literally closer to Occitant than Italian

>>78034851
Brilliant post

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>>78043448

Its not gay if i wear a skirt anon

>>78043469
>Occitan
ebin meme

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Orangina is big in Japan.

>>78043517
Your post was a meme

>>78043515
o-okay, fine...!

>>78030588
frenchies are disgusting smelly dogs

>>78043596
a bit rich (and poor at the same time) coming from you

>>78043551
based

>>78033082
i think we know something more about who created waffles than you

>>78043566
>you(throat sound for speech impaired Nigerians unable to pronounce a proper R) post was meme
Sure.

>>78030588
The Channel

>>78043665
tsundere af

I like it

>>78043617
Our language is literally the least latin romance language but yea

>>78030667
Agreed. I live in a little village near the italofrench border, best mountain nature here in Europe.

t Giuseppe Antonio Arnaud-Vuillermoz

>>78030588
The Cafes
French films are surprisingly great!
Food - Naturally
The fine cheese
The list goes on.....
>>78043665
KEK

>>78043745
REMOVE OCCITANS

>>78043953
I agree

>>78043953
>>78043974
Redpill me on occitans
Shouldnt they be the most romanized frogs due to their location? is using the word chocolatine degenerate?

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>>78044034
They're considered ''frog'' because most of their territory now fall under frenc republic, but historically they inhabited a good ''half moon'' from Ticino/Magra to Catalunya (Piemont and Liguria in Italy are an offstring of provençals mixed with lombards, catalans are occitans + castillians and other substrates).

Their languages, before french and italian, in the middle age was considered the ''purest'' for writing.

Now their language is almost dead in France, there is a little stronghold in a catalan valley and a good revival in piemontèis alpes here.

>>78044089
Actually, I have a book about Occitan language (Assimil, if you know)

It doesn't look and sound so bad

>>78044145
I read somewhere that if one learns Occitian, you have a massive advantage in understanding Spanish and French.

>>78044089
But where did they came from? what happened from the fall of rome to medieval times to spawn these peculiar people?

>>78044145
As a native piemonteis i've no difficulties to understand a speak vivaroaupenc, altoug for gascon i've some difficulties.

Here a popular occitan song ... veru soft.

''oil french'' before the introduction fo the guttural ''r'' in the XVIII century must have sounded similar. Probabily, there was a strong galloromance continuum from La Spezia/Turin to Belgium.

here the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1se2xsAfyk

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>>78044195
Latinization of the great part of gallic inhabithed lands; that's their origin

Disappeared for cultural assimilation

That's my favourite occitan song from medieval Piedmont.

Pro-Savoyarde, but still a good song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n22wmGDb2kM

>>78040957
>French
>sexy
I bet your only experience of French is from Hollywood movies

>>78044557
Or people speaking slowly to him so he could understand, common day to day rapid french is revolting

>>78044187
Yea, I'm sure Spaniards can also understand it, even if 'Occitan' is basically 'French' Catalan and Catalan is 'Spanish' Occitan

that our scum keeps moving there for gibs
thanks frogboys