/brit/ edition
taxation is theft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wseI6R41tMw
choon
>band never plays their best album live
makes me sad
sophie
messy slags
>>78029950
good lad
https://twitter.com/AprilHathcock/status/893938464739164160
Faso?
life seems so much more fun if you're a chad
privatization is theft
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500919449604.webm
kek this is great
/brit/ hasn't evolved since 2015
>>78029901
Fantastic image
had 68 posters in that last thread and finisihed it in about 40 mins
impressive for this time of day I reckon brit is back on the up
am currently on a train, which is on a boat, which is halfway between Denmark and Sweden
i wonder what my flag will be
refuse to believe the pickle '''meme''' is anything other than viral marketing
>>78029901
very good image
>>78030012
hmm
>>78029901
stellar image
anime
me on the lefy
>>78030012
WHAT A TWIST
>>78030012
lel
haha
TAXATION *BURP* ISN'T THEFT MORTY
TAXATION IS A SOCIAL CONTRACT MORTY
>>78029958
>messy slags
redundant tbqh
>>78029901
Bang on
>the gf began watching game of thrones
>she won't watch the Absolut kino i keep reccing her
uhh
>>78030012
WOAH.....
>>78030002
Last I was here was 2014.
I miss Brum.
>>78029901
>>78030006
>>78030025
>>78030036
rorke loves his bloody safespace
swarthy
>>78029971
I semi know Lucky Blue Smith.
He basically is r9k tier woman hater because of years of fucking them with no effort he cant trust any of them/most of them are vapid thots
>>78029901
>asian guys are hot
Proof I have contributed to /brit/ thread culture
>>77777777
>>78030012
>am currently on a train, which is on a boat,
wat
>>78030064
no you don't he was a runt supreme
are 'sheeds in britain like that too?
>rorke loves his bloody safespace
>>78030012
BRAVO NOLAN
just watched Chef
>>78029954
rate JayKae but the state of that 'dora
imagine being a white american who fought in WW2 or vietnam ... and as a consequent has to live in an informal trailer in a trailer park with no healthcare whatsoever while the blacks/hispanics get govt-supplied apartments simply for being what they are
must feel great
>>78030064
he still posts here
>>78029950
correct
>tfw its incoming
went to the athletics friday saturday and toda
>>78030012
WHAT A TWEEST
>>78030053
holy kek my sides
>>78030100
trailer park is pretty comfy living if you're on low income
better than what they get on section 8 vouchers
just found out im gay lads
>>78030012
t. M night Shyamalan
>>78029901
>mosley with beady eyes
nice touch
>>78030081
Its fucking mental
I couldn't wrap my head around it at first either
just made someone gay after bumming them lads
>>78030085
no, I've explained why Indians are creepy many times I WILL NOT do it again
>>78030125
DESPISE people who try to make the shit they learn in pol-sci or philosophy lectures into memes.
Its the most unabashed ego-masturbation imaginable having a picture like this saved.
>>78030125
very, very grim
>>78030125
don't like this meme
always find myself aligning with the chad side more
feels like it's taking the piss
not even a normie btw
>>78029910
>>78029914
cos i want him to know that i just needed the day off and i wasnt gonna lie to him and say im sick. clearly he understands this otherwise i wouldnt bother writing it up like that
>>78029951
male escort
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/49268096/#49269100
>>78030171
why does it make you angry though
Seriously considering selling my bum for money
>>78030070
a shit
>>78030188
i dont get it
>>78030171
find myself agreeing with this sentiment
>>78030188
always panic that an archive post is something silly i've posted
>>78030170
SHAN'T be content with this kind of answer tbf
>Its the most unabashed ego-masturbation imaginable having a picture like this saved.
>>78030197
dont mate I heard it's a real pain in the arse WAHEY hahhahahahaha x
can someone explain the pickle rick gimmick
>>78030185
Your message to him was autistic and going off that I don't see much of a problem with his reply
>>78030171
yeah i find them hard to understand too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6l2py68WY4
Snatch 2
>>78030176
always found the virgin memes funnier than the chad ones
the virgin ones had 2 elements: either they were realistic or they were very subtly things that virtually everyone does (and so they were good at eliciting insecurity)
The chad ones are basically a result of that insecurity. because the original conception of 'the chad X' was that it was just to show how absurd the virgin thing is (because its usually stuff everyone does). Eventually the irony started getting lost on people.
>>78030238
you're going to have to go to reddit for that
Th oneitis likes tall, slim, indie guys
I'm a short, chuddy manlet
NEVER gonna make it bros
>>78030238
mass viral marketing/shilling
>>78030238
he's in the house tonight
>>78030188
is that the first runtpost?
dont care
>>78030044
>waking up before 8
>wageslavery
>eating with other people
>living in a congested area
>having instagram
>having tinder
>>78030264
BOOM
BIG REVEAL
>>78030261
the fuck is chuddy
not that it matters you manlet
who /reddit/ here?
>not even a normie btw
>>78030246
that's not my issue. i get most of them.
its just not that funny and they're clearly more of an ego thing meant to signal 'look how much i've read and how well i understand these texts'
>>78030194
for the reasons outlined above.
don't care if you care
>>78030285
all me
>>78030044
depressingly realistic
>>78030228
basically sexual repression from living with controlling parents (cultural thing) and the recent widespread accessibility of the internet there
dinnae caer
Avatar should have been themed as a vietnam war film
>>78030228
not him but i remember the gist
indians are raised ultraconservative all the way into their 20s
your average 21 year old indian from a traditional family may well have never had a proper conversation with a woman ever
so when they get onto the internet they are both incredibly horny and also have no idea how to behave
>>78030284
chewing gum
>>78030295
you misunderstand
hmm ahh yes mm...
>>78030070
great name
>>78030284
chud means short and thick
rinse fm is good rn
why the fuck is it so cold
HES A BLOODY TALKING PICKLE
OH MY DAYS
>>78030363
great post
got a chud in my trousers
flat earth is real
not a single text all of today and yesterday
Anyone else fucked your lives?
Raise your hands lads
>>78030316
>>78030322
Good lads, thanks.
Though I'm sure Indians live in their little parallel societies and are still massively influenced by their ultraconservative parents even abroad.
Have one on the house.
k
>>78030363
wtf it's just nigger music
>>78030406
*raises paw*
>>78029950
Stop using things that taxes pay for then lad
>>78030370
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT
>>78030399
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Holy shit.
Why aren't we taught this in school?
Big fan of where car design is going. Even mediocre brands are putting effort into it
>>78030404
>friends have tried to contact me
>dont wanna respond
mum's calling me a hermit
what do
>nigger music
>>78030405
>prodigy and not progeny
>>78030420
fuck off bootlicker I do what I want
17 year old internet gf wants me to come on habbo
nuking 3 chimichongas
Doing a watch lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVLp0QhZK1w
>>78030435
hello deano
http://rinse.fm/player/
http://rinse.fm/player/
http://rinse.fm/player/
woii the square are shelling rn
Ween are a good band
>>78029992
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGY2w6hIZWwyxasBUN7wbaQ
remember to focus on the things in your life that you can change, lads
My gf likes to cook for me and I like the idea of the gf cooking for me. However, her cooking is SHITE.
How do I deal with this?
>tfw no 17 year old habbo gf
really need a qt with a Aussie accent lads
>>78030044
>07:25 wake up
Try 06:00, everyday. Back home at 19:00.
Shoot me.
On my travels i have been talking to a lot of people.
I noticed that when i am slightly drunk i am a bit more boastful and selfcentered in my conversations. This embarassed me, but then I realised that for some reason people liked me *more* when I was being the brash, confident Englishman instead of the quiet and thoughtful guy I usually am.
*carefully folds this memo and places it into a folder marked "Thoughts"*
screaming
>Young British tourist killed 'after falling through skylight of 13-storey building' in popular Ibiza resort
the deano demise
You can comment something like, "The president's first name is Donald." And there will be an endless amount of responses from "source?" to sixteen paragraph replies with 4,000 shitty links and direct quotes from former presidents discussing why his first name is actually, in fact, Doland. This is why I believe so many people say "fuck it" and delete their comments in political subreddits/threads.
>>78030477
good post
>>78030466
would
>>78030483
yep
>>78030483
this is true
>>78030489
nothing you can realistically do
>>78030493
the london experience?
>>78030446
*Pays taxes that funds the Paki to throw acid in your face in the form of bennis*
>>78030493
same lad
can't believe I agreed to do a job that requires a 4 hour round commute
I must be fucking mental, desperate or both
EVERYDAY IM PICKLIN
used to want to go to ibiza until i found out about deanos
>>78030044
my gym is full of wage cunts from 5pm to about 9pm
it closes around 10pm
so i always go for that last hour but always end up skipping one of the exercises i intend to do (usually accessory work)
>>78030487
thanks pickle rick
Is it weird to shave your arse but not your legs? Very hairy legs but I like them being hairy
>>78030399
>22k a year for dealing with runtoids,rorkes and rasheeds all day long
No wonder they have to hire everyone they can get
>>78030435
very nice
lads i need a good laptop to run some high spec graphic design software, with all the good stuff
I don't understand computers so please don't suggest building my own, that is for gay nerds
How do I stop the TV licensing folks from sending me threatening mail?
>Londoners have began carrying alkaline around with them to neutralize acid in case of attack
the fucking STATE
>>78030466
would ki her wi
>>78030565
build your own it is REALLY not that hard
>>78030436
go out i suppose
played a 3d dinosaur game when i was a kid. wish i could remember the name.
>>78030406
These festivals are where upper middle class edgelords go to LARP as bohemians and druggies. Absolutely gleeful that David Cameron has the sense of humour to show up and shatter that illusion for all those fucking twats
PICKLE
*Audience erupts into hysterical laughter*
>>78030565
A retarded 15 yr old can build one
>>78030573
already made this joke
>>78030572
just dont let them in, dont think they can do anything about it
Doin a bit of the ol parkour lads wahey
>>78030573
I've been carrying it for years and people called me crazy.
Mind you I live in Cornwall.
>>78030573
*starts carrying basic solutions to chuck at people instead of acidic*
heh...
>>78030565
Build your own you retarded child
>>78030429
What was Yakub's incentive to create superior beings?
>>78030399
might become a rozzer too
i fully support this poster, as much as i fully support schemes to get more black people to join the police in the USA
police end up seeming like the lackeys of an unfriendly government a lot of the time, and it's good to see someone from your own group is there. Makes it feel less like "us vs them" and more like "us" which is what policing is all about :)
Sent from my iPhone
>>78030532
Nah lad, countryside.
>>78030547
>4 hours
Fuck that, mine is 2 and that is death already.
I want to stick my penis in a girl lads
>>78030619
alri 5 years ago deano
>>78030499
not reading all that
Lads.
We need to discuss this.
I've watched Skins, Friends, Misfits, Game of Thrones - MANY shows with both male and female characters - and I always end up loving the male characters and hating the female ones.
Then I play this game that is just purely full of girls, expecting it to be shit, and it was better than anything I've ever experienced.
Why?
How did they do it?
Okay I'm going to sleep it's been a long day.
All you strokey nonces better behave while I'm gone.
>>78030649
bit gay
>>78030573
just makes it worse
you need water and lots of it
*tries just not chucking any liquid, regardless of where it sits on the pH scale, at people*
a teenage girl in blackpool was ground into kebab then fed to her parents and other customers
any blackpool lad in?
you may have inadvertently engaged in cannibalism
>>78030637
They unironically believe we're inferior.
>Be inferior race
>Conquer the superior race easily
Really makes me think
>>78030685
*you are inevitably beaten and killed by the superior corrosive liquid-carrying peoples*
>>78030640
thats a very racist sentiment, we are the SAME
>>78030634
>>78030611
>>78030585
I just want to buy one that works, I don't care about building my own lads. It's obviously not just for gay nerds but if it goes wrong i would have no idea how to fix anything and i just want to crack on and design stuff on it, not piss about installing drivers and worrying about which graphics card will be obsolete soonest
>>78030685
>>78030642
2 hours there, 2 back
doggo thinks he's churchill
>>78030683
>just makes it worse
not sure you know how basic chemistry works
water doesn't do shit
>>78030399
>Jewish Police Association
ah yes
>>78030404
wow a whole 2 days that must be so hard to cope with wow
>>78030739
water dilutes it and washes it off you cretin
>>78030735
Driving?
>>78030718
We're not all the same, there's diversity in everyone anon :) It's just an easy narrative for people like black/blue lives matter if there's no one black in the police or no police committing disproportionate amounts of crime
>>78030737
You mean your dog is an anti-white kike puppet and a warmonger? Gas it.
>>78030737
give him a cuddle x
>>78030721
then enjoy OVERPAYING for SHIT
*takes a solution of dubious pH, siphons in into my arsehole and squirts it all over your face*
>>78030774
train + underground
>>78030739
yeah okay einstein, you worry about finding the right basic solution to perfectly neutralise this acid, i'll just rinse it out with water
>>78030770
too little too late you actual eediot
>>78030565
Thinkpad, any T series.
I literally just got done buying one on ebay myself.
Businesses buy hundreds of them for £1,000 a pop then sell them all 4 years later so you can pick them up on ebay for £100-£400 depending on how modern you want to go
>>78030715
I need to watch some BLM youtube-kino
rinse fm is hard tonite
can't imagine beinf french
must be like having a third nipple
v tired
flat earth is real
thick thighs save lives
>>78030715
sat deep and counter-attacked mate
>>78030786
I don't care
recommend me a good laptop with decent graphics
I assume you build your own phone, and roll your own pasta?
alkaline, vybz kartel, mavado, popcaan
>>78030565
just go on the PC world website, they have so many filters you can find one that meets your needs
http://www.strawpoll.me/13643342
http://www.strawpoll.me/13643342
http://www.strawpoll.me/13643342
Can't imagine driving something worth less than £35k
>>78030798
I drive my two hour round trip, feel zombified when I get home.
>>78030804
no I'm very quick with my water actually
>>78030799
ah shut up you stupid cunt
>>78030809
dont give a SHIT about this website(?) stop shilling it so hard or else ill rinse YOU
>>78030833
would love her to beat the living shit out of me
>>78030833
https://imgur.com/a/4ewsB
enjoy lad
Shit fuck turns out these colonials haven't changed out their skylights since 1988
RIP me haha
>>78030805
i thought thinkpads were only useful for coding and that. I need something with a very good graphics card to render up my renders very quickly
>>78030852
i can
*drives you through the mud*
>>78030833
post the real image
>a commute longer than half an hour
Slave mentality
>>78030866
*throws acid in your face*
>>78030838
i do make pasta actually
>>78030866
haha
>>78030875
Oh, well the models I was looking at (T420 T430) you can get with an optional NVidea graphics card on board.
I didn't give a fuck though cos I was just getting it for coding and that.
Corporatist monarchy when
i have literallly never had sex
>>78030886
hnnnnnnnnnng
stop being angry towards each other :)
>>78030915
>NEUTRALIZE THIS
*throws acid in your face*
dream catchers from the lakota people are giving me nightmares lads
commute is 50 minutes but it's by bus so i can get some work in
>>78030872
whoever her husband is is one lucky man
>>78029961
me
>WE NEED TO KICK THOSE STUPID ACID THROWING PAKIS OU-
feel like autistically spamming about making everything you use and never buying premade stuff but i'm sure you all understand the point
>>78030948
t. German with efficiency hard-on
>>78030962
he looks like a light skin paki
>>78030937
fuck off frog cunt or i'll locate your face to the bottom of the staircase
>>78030948
Get a train???????
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>78030850
will do x
>thinkpad
>coding
You're one of those shitfuck IT people I have to sit on next to the train while they arch their body into unnatural shapes in order to type """code""" into a single text file on a microbox
>>78030919
soon
just had sex
>>78030983
ok do it then
>>78031010
all me
>>78031022
post willy x
>>78030962
well we still need to throw the acid throwing pakis out, don't we?
why do leftists hate white people and love brown people?
doin a game
gf just sent me this
>>78031022
you want fucking sorting out pet?
>>78030977
which one
>>78031040
right after the rorkes
Hope I die in my sleep tonight
>>78030920
don't worry its probably overrated
>>78031049
t. Rorke
got jess shears on facebook lads
>>78031051
looks like dumb anime crap
>>78031054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zy28mVeVZw
she was so peng in this
>>78031070
what are you going to do
Timothy James Byrne/High Wycombe X Rick Owens
Leftypol meetup WHEN? (Promise that I'm not using this as a cover to chib some brainless lefties)
always a shame to see a fat lass with a beautiful face
finding it a bit odd how conservative ideals and islamic ideals are essentially the same
doing a wee dance
need a shit but circumstance hinders me
>>78031126
you say shame, I say project
i'm drunk
>>78031126
really is tragic, beneath all that is a beautiful person
>>78031109
Nice fake geos w2c
exeter meetup for the south best /brit/ contingent next saturday at revs
>>78031130
the brainlet post
>>78031071
>rorkes
stop being politically correct here, we all know who's to blame.
the poor.
kill them all.
>>78031119
haha would love to see you do any damage to me without using a tool
meet in solihull town centre at 6pm tomorrow
>>78031109
Oh yez
/brit/ should get in the rap game yanno
https://twitter.com/nntaleb/status/892567659342114816
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/aug/06/mary-beard-twitter-abuse-roman-britain-ethnic-diversity
Howling
He pulls out scientific/genetic data and she has no fucking idea what to do
Goldenbaum really did a number on the west
>>78031136
always a project to see a fat lass with a beautiful face? what the fuck does that mean
business idea: 100% tax for people I disagree with
>>78031098
start off with a big sloppy kiss
>>78031162
stop going out of your way to get annoyed/feel smug and superior
you're not intelligent because you posted this
>>78031155
not all poor are rorkes tbf, plenty very decent poor people
doing a poo dance
>>78031130
i don't think thatcher wanted to behead the kuffar tbqh
>>78031164
pedant
>>78031178
then what?
the lion king is overrated
>>78031193
always howl at this
>>78031189
most poorfags have socially conservative views, they can still be decent people
rorke doesn't mean nazi by the way
>>78031223
early
>>78031131
>>78031238
nah i timed it precisely that we'd be al 311 when we all move over
ffs lads few more posts please
>>78031156
Change it to Friday after 1300 so I can fit that in with my schedule with the job centre
>>78031309
LMAO
L M A O
M
A
O
Shart In the Mart!
SHART... IN THE MART!
How can we handle a meme so supreme?
We mart sharters? Sharters of the mart?
Before we begin to even try and comprehend this meme, this meme most supreme, we must break it into its constituent memetics.
First and foremost, we have the shart. The shart at the start. It starts... with a shart.
Shart.
SHART.
S H A R T
H
A
R
T
Even at this early stage, you can hardly contain your preliminary giggles. But we are, after-all, merely starting (with the sharting).
Shart. Say the word. Swish it around in your mouth. Get to know the shart.
Is it a shit? Is it a fart? No, it’s nothing else but a shart. *The* shart. The shart at the start.
By this point, you’ve a healthy appreciation for the meme. You’re well acquainted with the shart. The shart at the start. But what comes next? Surely, if we were to end this with a simple shart, we would have a half-meme. A me, if you will. So you ponder to yourself, “What can follow up the shart? The shart at the start?”
You dwell on this for a bit longer, then it dawns on you...
WHERE?
The question is begged...
WHERE do we shart?
Of course, there is only one viable option.
The mart.
THE MART!
T H E
H
E
M A R T
A
R
T
Shart... IN THE MART!
SHART IN THE MART!
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!
S H A R T
H
A
R
T
I N
N
T H E
H
E
M A R T
A
R
T
It’s beautiful in its blunt simplicity.
Shart in the mart.
And that, my friends, is how memetics are born.
t. Mart Sharter :^)
>>78031339
cheers x
last for USA USA USA